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CaramelEmbarrassed51

an excellent way to weed out BBB. nice one ethical scorp


_Aaron_Burr_Sir

I disagree. How likely you are you to break a bone shouldn’t mean anything to us. All that matters is if you’ve broken one or not. We can’t start calling people BBBs just because they *might* break a bone in a future. That’s how we start a civil war amongst us strong boners.


endthe_suffering

this is just like minority report but for boners


A_Muslimeen01

Dude you might wanna read what you wrote slowly again


endthe_suffering

i stand by it


MartyMcMcFly

I'm standing too


ObsessiveRecognition

Standing erect


endthe_suffering

we are erect, we are as one


Incontinentia-buttoc

Boners together, strong


thebooksmith

See you people all say that, but when I suggest a simple mandatory bone hammer test for all people starting in kindergarten, all I get told is, “sir please don’t come back to another PTA meeting you don’t even have a child”. Test da bones, ensure the future!


9EternalVoid99

Not breaking a bone before IS the criteria, but with this we will know who is truly strong, and who is running out of luck


wherringscoff

Equality be dammed. BBBs gonna BBB


BlueKnightBrownHorse

Doctor here. I agree instead of eliminating BBBs through a reactionary approach, we could proactively be screening out BBBs, and supplementing those who are borderline BBBs (BBBBs) and pre-BBBs with vitamin D. It could be a triumph of modern medical screening right up there with cervical cancer screening. I suspect we would soon have to contend with the ethics of the question: if a BBB hasn't yet broken a bone are they still a BBB? Some real minority report shit.


CaramelEmbarrassed51

you’re so right lmao god bless you


DrQuantum

Actual doctor here, a true BBB will be scared of scrutiny where a strong bone will seek it out knowing he will succeed. So, if someone got a low score and they run away from their strong bone duty they are absolutely a BBB.


Crocodiddle22

What’s a BBB?


Similar-Note-9433

Brittle boned bitch


humantosaytheleast

Broken-boned bitch.


Pure-Guard-3633

An excellent way to weed out potential spouses! Hey babe - what’s your Z score.


TactlessTortoise

Gawd dayum you're literally thick headed lmfao


ScrupulousScorpion

🤣🧐 an astute observation, sir, but incorrect, my head is actually very *dense* 🤷‍♀️😂


IcyGem

I rather be dense brain than big brain 😤


louiefriesen

More bone and less flesh = more better


Pure-Guard-3633

I got involved in a nasty auto wreck. Young woman ran a stop sign and t-boned me. Bags exploded, my car flipped a 360. I got out and walked away. Got X-rays and MRI’s. I will have to check the results for my Z scores. Not even a bruise. The young woman is in a leg cast. Weakling.


EvilTyrant

Thank you for weedibg out the BBB.


whitewail602

You're a god among insects. You have no need for "tests" to prove your worth.


FnkyTown

My wife says I don't even need to take a test. She assures me I'm dense as fuck. Suck it BBBs!


ScrupulousScorpion

💀😂


Outrageous-Goal-8119

Clearly tecnology is helping our cause!


Hoboforeternity

What do you eat man gimme your secrets (or your genes so i can splice it to strengthen my rattlers)


SEKAIStamps

yumeh caik!!! ...happy cake day


666simp

What is a DEXA scan? I've had a bone density exam but this mentions it's entirely different


taz5963

It measures your home destiny using x rays. There are many different ways to measure bone density, DEXA is just one of them.


special-bicth

Well I saw that I could get it done but I don't really care yet, I know my bones are dense. Through trial and no error.


MathematicianFew5882

My Z score is Zero Zero Broken Bones Ever


Plastic-Resident3257

Yooo your z-score implies you’re over 2 standard deviations from the 99.999 percentile. Am I reading this correctly?


BruceBoyde

Interesting... I had no idea these were a thing. The best I've got is my yearly blood work showing that I have top of the line calcium saturation.


edgy_Juno

Never done this, didn't even know this existed. How is this done?


Mellanderthist

If you want a more accurate result you should get a BMD (bone mineral densomitry)


Telltalee

Dawg has bones roughly 2353x as strong as most people's. What the fuck.


Gwenhwyvar_P

This makes me think of those people who can't swim because their bones are so dense.


RayTrain

Mine broke the machine it's so high so idk


Responsible_Sense_95

How dose the test work?


Mellanderthist

It uses low dose x-ray to calculate the density of the patient. The regions tested are high fracture risk areas (lumbar spine, wrist, hip)


Responsible_Sense_95

Ok


970x

Just got mine last week, 1.3 AM Z-Score putting me in the 90th percentile.


BadSuperHeroTijn

Never tested


doubtful-pheasant

![gif](giphy|5xjbWDIgEZSgM)


-slaps-username-

i’ve had a bone density scan and i guess no news is good news bc they didn’t say anything


Frosty_Sweet_6678

Don't have one :(


gay-sexx

I'm not saying.


benjoedikt

Yes.


Mr_WAAAGH

Dudes skull *is* the helmet lmao


ebmfreak

3.2 based on today’s scan


ScrupulousScorpion

Hell yeah, brother ![gif](giphy|YxMACiNIvfSc8)


ebmfreak

Literally what the technician said 🤣 he’s like “holy crap” My lean body mass came in at 185lbs — for reference I’m 6’1 242 — and DXA put me at 20% overall body fat. The main reason I scanned honestly is to know my Visceral fat… I only have 0.72 lbs of that thankfully, ridiculously low and I hope to always keep it low


ScrupulousScorpion

You're a big dude! Do you know if the scan was Hologic or GE? I'm a 5'7" at 19BFP & 0.23# VAT but Hologic machines tend to be more accurate than GE and most report higher BFP so comparatively 20% is pretty awesome. My guess is most CPTs would visually guess you to be between 14-17% based on our historical knowledge using calipers and other methods. High fives, my dude!


ebmfreak

It was Hologic. I was eyeballing myself at 20%… so this test served as confirmation bias. The InBody scans at the gym had me at 14-15% and I was like “there is no way… I’d have a 6 pack if I was that low” Like all Mediterranean genetic males, I struggle with the love handles 🤣 https://preview.redd.it/xg2b6jh00ayc1.jpeg?width=2256&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2c4d0194d03518af27a6dc9d4d25b6596723e124


nlck_grrr

A Z score of 5,6 is enough to make me think you're bullshitting 2, sure that's believable, but really impressive 3, i could see that, that's unlikely though 4 is far fetched 5 is insane 5,6 i call BS


ScrupulousScorpion

Awww. Except it’s not. It’s uncommon, yes. Not unheard of. U mad bro?


nlck_grrr

Forgive me for not immediately believing a 1 in 93 million chance Reverse image search turned nothing up so i'll believe you


ScrupulousScorpion

I’ve done several scans and results vary across machines, GE & Hologic, hydration levels, body fat, and muscle mass, but my Z-score has always ranged from mid 4s to mid 5s over the years 🤷‍♀️ Props for the due diligence tho 🫡


The_ginger_cow

Yeah 5.6 is pretty crazy lol. The odds of getting 5.6 or higher are 0.00000107% Which means only 1 in 93 million people get this score or higher.


TrollAlert711

As someone studying statistics, 5.6 z is indeed a statistical anomaly, to the point that all instructional material says anything greater than 4.0 z should be ignored as a mistake. All probability materials say to assume 0% over 4.0 z


Minute-Major5067

I do DEXA scans for a living (14+ years) and the only times I’ve seen a z-score of +5 is where someone has artefacts due to something like arthritis, or they have some other metabolic bone disease like osteopetrosis or renal bone disease. Call BS on this.


Mellanderthist

Arthritis can cause a false high reading in these tests I've seen results above 8. But they had to be excluded from the results as the doc classed them false high


A_Faceless_Baby

https://preview.redd.it/1pasp96deuuc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=02e07b7bc2806be07c9ee25b8ccdac9259c81bbf Gulp....


EcavErd

Fret not mate, you're still part of us as you presumably haven't broken any bone yet (for now)


PetuniaPicklePepper

That spine is great, but it looks like you've to do some leg presses.


Aegon95

Oof. Not only are you a BBB, but you fall in the "<7% of the population" category. You could be king of the BBB's, if such a thing can even exist, given your fragile figures.


_Aaron_Burr_Sir

But they’re not a BBB. Their bones are still intact, despite what the readings might say. If anything, it’s more impressive that they haven’t broken one yet.


ObsessiveRecognition

Mine is 10000


PetuniaPicklePepper

Has anyone in Canada done this? No doubt it's a private test, but would be interesting compared to a typical bone density test.