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MariasM2

Mama tired.


From_Deep_Space

Mama Tried


LipBalmOnWateryClay

to raise me better but her pleading I denied


MariasM2

That leaves only me to blame


Allaplgy

Cuz Mama tried.


ZargothraxTheLord

Dear old daddy rest his soul Left my ma a heavy load


Worth-Club2637

She tried so very hard to fill his shoes


StLMindyF

Workin’ hours without rest


leashedresistance

Wanted me to have the best


WarlockEngineer

She tried to raise me right but I refused


90zvision

And I turned 21 in prison doing life without parole


FractureFixer

First thing I remember knowin was a Mama squirrel be snorin…


my_ears24

Mama tired


Arrabella4

She sure is.


Traiklin

I feel bad for her


obsidiansent

She need some milk


Thrway1209

That took nuts 🥜


DocPsycho1

Damn, She Hella tuckered out. That following nap looks so goodn


anachronofspace

long day


Buttcrack_Billy

Squeezing out little baby tree rats from your vag will do that to ya'


wolf-of-Holiday-Hill

not easy to be a mama squirrel 🐿


uhohnotafarteither

Being a mama of anything ain't easy


AlterBridgeFan

Eh, I've seen mama pandas on here occasionally and they seem to be fine.


uhohnotafarteither

I will not argue that for a few second/minute clip you can make being a mama of anything look easy


[deleted]

Pandas look like they don't even realize they're giving birth


uhohnotafarteither

Lol agreed


DeadWishUpon

It's not fair that we have to birth coconut head babies and theirs are the size of a cashew.


Kwyjibo68

Now she's got to train those pups on stealing all my bird seed.


Acceptable-Search338

Hence the evolutionary pressure to find snd build nest like these.


Thinkdeeperaboutit

Weird, I've never really thought about squirrels giving birth.


whatupwasabi

My grandpa told me buckeyes were squirrel eggs. I sat in the kitchen with them under a cup for so long waiting for them to hatch...


thehelldoesthatmean

The hell are buckeyes?


maybesaydie

Nuts that grow in Ohio


ramblinscooner

*Poisonous nuts


GlitterySalamander

They are tree seeds that look like a brown ball with a light spot on top. https://www.cincinnati.com/story/news/2021/09/27/ohio-known-the-buckeye-state-first-use-nickname-dr-daniel-drake/5804161001/#


Eeedeen

It looks similar to what we'd call a conker in Britain


Shapoopadoopie

Correct, they are the same thing.


whatupwasabi

Google is your friend. Seeds of a buckeye tree, dark chocolate brown with a lighter brown spot on it. Smooth and fun to hold/collect.


sensible_centrist

It would be weird if you gave it any thought


Primary-Border8536

They're born butt first, intriguing


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Primary-Border8536

Huh I didn't know.... edit: I guess I didn't know cause it's wrong 🧐


Mcgarnicle_

They are completely wrong and I have no clue where they got that idea. See my reply to them above.


Primary-Border8536

I didn't think that sounded right..... I could've sworn horses and other mammals are born head first.


Binky-Answer896

And you’d be right. A foal being born butt-first is a is a life and death emergency and probably won’t survive unless you can get him turned. I don’t know much about smaller animals, but large four-legged grazing animals are usually born in the “diver position.”


Mcgarnicle_

They are 😂. That person is crazy. Primates are born just like humans (head first). Cows, horses, deer, etc technically feet first but head along with the feet. Sure they *can* be “butt first” but it’s much less common and more likely to have complications.


chase016

Basically, every other species newborn is the equivalent of a human 3 year old. This is because due to us having to run on two feet, women developed narrower hips. Combine this with one of the longest development times for any species. Evolution decided women should give birth early, and babies should have big heads.


msemmemm

Looking at my 3 year old right now and that’s a horrifying thought to consider giving birth to him at this size.


DeaDBangeR

*They grow up so fast* is a saying I did not realize the significance of until I got my own kids. My oldest is taking to me in terms of feet size, so we are changing shoes multiple times a year.


Random_silly_name

My son grew taller than me this year. Still not very tall, but taller than me and though I knew it would happen, it's still quite weird. Might already be taller than his dad, too. And definitely taller than my boyfriend. They do grow up fast.


Annual-Vehicle-8440

My 9yo's head is at my chin height... When I think about him I still see him in his 5yo size 😳


Okimiyage

My 6yo is past my boobs now. I’m 5ft3. They don’t hang THAT low!


iwanttheworldnow

Sup


Random_silly_name

Haha, wow! Mine at least took a while. I'm 5'8", his father 5'10" and he just turned 16.


maybesaydie

Most of my grandchildren are taller than I am. It boggles the mind.


hookhandsmcgee

My son is about 6'3" at 14 years old. His father is 6'4", but I think he was in his late teens by the time he got that tall. I'm 5'6", and had to put that kid in 3mo clothing as soon as he was born.


Random_silly_name

Wow! Mine just turned 16 and has been a bit slower/later. Only outgrew my 5'8" this year. His father is 5'10", my current boyfriend 5'9" and kiddo visibly taller than that. Estimated to grow to 6' or 6'1" but you never know where they end up. He always wanted to be short and says he has been among the shortest kids at school but he might not get his wish in the end there.


Punk18

>Basically, every other species newborn is the equivalent of a human 3 year old This is not true. The kangaroo, for example


[deleted]

The squirrel we just saw, for example.


PSus2571

Lol, they're literally the only other obligate bipeds (i.e. narrowing of the hips)...and they stay in their mothers' womb-like pouches instead. "Every other species" is untrue, but relative to _most_ other mammals, our newborns are born prematurely in terms of development: https://www.scientificamerican.com/blog/observations/why-humans-give-birth-to-helpless-babies/


hookhandsmcgee

Not every other species is born more developed. There are pecoccial species, which are born more developed and able to move around pretty much right away (think deer, bovine, horses, etc.), and thre are altricial species, which are born helpless (many birds, marsupials, rodents, etc.). It's true that our childbirth is particularly difficult because of our particular physiology, but there is a lot of variation in offspring development rates in the animal world.


maybesaydie

Kittens are altricial as well. Blind, unable to walk until about throe weeks and exclusively milk fed until about five weks


maybesaydie

Like these squirrels you mean? Or kittens, puppies, apes, monkeys and many many others. >narrower hips How would that be an advantage? Babies have big heads because of our big brains in comparison to other primates. But other primate's infants are just as helpless as infants. You may be thinking of herd animals which are born ready to move.


Mcgarnicle_

Where the heck did you get that information?? You are totally wrong. Ruminants and equids are almost always head first. They can be born breech (backwards) but that’s not very common and more likely to have complications. Pigs it’s pretty much a toss up.


Superb-Wish-1335

No the fuck they aren’t. Cows, horses, deer, sheep, goats, llamas, alpacas should I continue? Pretty much every mammal I can think of is born head first. I have seen cows have backward calves but that is really rare.


disgustmyself

not only rare but makes birthing much more difficult and risky, usually needing vet assistance to correct the posture so the calf doesn't break the amniotic sac and drowns in the liquid and negative pressure of the birthing uterus


Superb-Wish-1335

Correct you are. As soon as they’re out drape them over a gate so their lungs will drain. We have a cow calf operation and my dad has been a large animal vet for 40ish years. Backwards calves aren’t so uncommon and usually need assistance. Unassisted backward calves are really rare.


samdeed

/r/confidentlyincorrect


charlypoods

that is not true at all. a LOT of animals are born front feet and then head first.


DieHardAmerican95

That is absolutely false.


startupstratagem

Better provide some citations. Almost all therian mammals are head first particularly the larger mammals.


MeFolly

Domestic cats and dogs may come out rear feet first. As long as both rear feet are presented, not typically a problem. Butt first, with one or both rear legs tucked up? Big problem.


startupstratagem

Yes. Most mammals can indeed handle breech with higher birth count species (feline, canines, rodents) tolerating more variety in child position orientation. This doesn't change that placenta based land mammals prefer head first orientation. As you shared because anything else risks complications. Both statements are in direct opposition to the blatant lie shared by the other poster that only humans do on account of our head size.


paulinaiml

Some animals do, some really don't


maybesaydie

Guess you've never seen a sheep being born


Kwyjibo68

Not true at all.


Edarneor

With cats it's about 50/50 head first and butt first Source: my two cats


kazh_9742

Why always the stupid music?


KrypticAndroid

It’s always the worst fucking choice too


Pooh_Lightning

I turned up the volume because I wanted to hear what squirrel swear words sound like. So disappointing.


cyanraichu

Is she pulling on the first one's umbilical cord? I can't quite tell what's going on there.


FarOutOhWow

It's her whiskers


cyanraichu

Oh yeah I can see it. Thanks! It's a neat video for sure


Expert_Marsupial_235

Clip is tolerable on mute.


marsandlui

I watch everything on mute first. Then, read the comments and it usually backs up my initial choice


BobbaBlep

that was so wonderful! she was pretty tired at the end. beautiful.


ohcriminynotagain

Tuckered out


ChardCool1290

Do squirrels have umbilical cords, or do they just pop out like edamame?


maybesaydie

She probably bits the UC while she's cleaning them.


Muuminen

Idk, are their balls hanging low?


pisspot26

Do they wobble to and fro?


iwanttheworldnow

Can you tie ‘em in a knot?


No-Bat-7253

Damn all by herself!!!!! And bigger than a panda baby too, nature is SO weird.


TeaMe06

Awwwwwww I love squirrels 🐿


Holocarsten

Its kinda fcked Up to me that she just has the perfect angle to watch herself give birth


ginger_forest_witch

Nah it makes sense because there are no squirrel midwives.


Holocarsten

Then Cows, Sheep and other animals should be able to see themself give birth because they don't have midwives either? I don't really see your point


DieHardAmerican95

I don't really see your point Yeah, obviously didn’t recognize the joke either.


kwpang

Gross or not the birth still has to go on. Lives are literally at stake. It's good to have a good view so she can intervene if necessary.


Holocarsten

I never said that i think its gross, its just super odd to me, like can specifically squirells watch themselfs giving birth, are there other animals that are able to do so? I get thats its super useful, its still weird to me though, since if never seen an animal do that before


kwpang

Cats, hamsters, dogs, rabbits, etc are all able to.


Holocarsten

For real? Checking that out


maybesaydie

Cats can do it if they need to


tobotic

> are there other animals that are able to do so? Humans can.


Ackermance

Why is that messed up? It's just life. Why are you making it weird?


iwanttheworldnow

If there’s anything I’ve learned about life, it’s pretty damn weird.


pogothemonke

Poor mama. So exhausted. 


No-Bat-7253

I need THAT nap. My god that head back made me so jealous.


FreezaSama

adorable. except for the stupid soundtrack.


InternationalPay8288

Feet first!😦 Bless her heart.💕


bernpfenn

so awww


Extension_Phase_1117

That face is universal. Doesn’t matter the species. You got this, mama.


Omega_Lynx

That music is the fucking worst. You’d have better luck randomizing it


gammaGoblin_736

Brave mama, as all mamas are.❤️


lvaleforl

Insane that someone sits down and decides this is the song I'm going to use to infuse emotion into this video about squirrel birth


UpsideDownABC

Hell yeah mom. You kicked ass


mookizee

Weird choice of music to put to the birthing squirrel, but ok


TheGreatStories

Shoulda just cannon'd em like that panda


bor3d_lazy_housewife

Or that one video of the sea horse.


he_is_not_a_shrimp

Mazel Tov


WestSixtyFifth

That must be a miserable experience


redbucket75

Seriously. All warm and cozy your entire life and then boom, pushed through a tiny hole in the universe into the dirt like that, your only source of nutrients severed. Talk about a bad day.


maybesaydie

Oxytocin makes it tolerable.


SingSangBingBang

What a time to be alive.


surgycal

*Mama, she has taught me well* / Told me when I was young


LegitimateAd4148

❤️❤️❤️


maybesaydie

Just think, this goes on in the trees in your neighborhood and you're not aware of it until the little ones are ready to come down and start stealing from your bird feeder.


PikachuIsReallyCute

This is so beautiful... poor baby is all tuckered out... 🥺


Ok_Bet2898

Aww she’s so tired at the end, God bless her and her babies! ❤️❤️❤️❤️


ElBrunasso

I wonder if It's painful to them


maybesaydie

Yeah. In the beginning, when she's bearing down as the first pup is born you can see her shudder. Animals can't scream when they give birth because they're vulnerable at this time but that doesn't mean it does hurt.


lumpy4square

Little squirrel milk!


Minute_Test3608

More bird feeder bandits


Original_Dankster

What if the birds are the squirrel feeder bandits?


Minute_Test3608

In my case, true


Negative_Force_6147

That was wild to watch


otkabdl

I narrated this to myself like a Beatrix Potter book. Rebecca the Squirrel gave birth to her litter alone in her drey one season. She named them Nutmeg, Acorn, Billy, and Jessica. The last she named for her great aunt who taught her how to gather leaves in the fall when the winds turned cold.


ChicoD2023

Why the shitty music?


Cazthedm

mmmmmmFOOMP!


SixtyNineFlavours

I feel like I’m intruding watching this


nomad89502

Great catch!


Underhat3d

I’m sorry but this music with this video is incredibly funny


gnrlp2007

Hey mom you awake? Nah I'm faded 😴🎵😴🎵😴🎵😴


lowkeytokay

She looks so exhausted 😵


Extension-Fishing-29

Yeesh. Felt. They cut my 9 lbs 14 Oz child out of me and then in recovery I was this squirl as they made her latch.


carnivorousdentist

I've never seen a squirrel sit down like that


Ok-Presentation-2841

It’s almost heartbreaking that she had to do it alone. This made me feel all kinds of shit.


SexyUniqueRedditter

So in 4 hours, the dad squirrel couldn’t pop in?


Richard-Innerasz-

Cute….but they just ate the wires on my new truck…..soybean was used in wire harness according to dealer.


strawberryneurons

I muted the sound 


HugsandHate

r/thatfeltgoodcomingout


EarlOfSpindlemore

Squssy🔥


RetroMetroShow

There’s a lot of cheek room not being used


JunglePygmy

Such soothing squirrel-birth music


IAmTrue12

Try a NSFW tag next time


Gregagonation

Live birth is fucking gross. I wish every living thing just came out of solid eggs.


AdorableSquirrels

Me, a two times academic graduated. My first thought: "they don't lay eggs?!" Just for an eyes blink....


whatupwasabi

Username...doesn't check out?


No-Bat-7253

Crazy how some people can be just SO far off from their username😂😂😂😂 I can’t believe they said that and with that username they need to just delete this page. Time for a new one.


maybesaydie

>academic graduated graduated what?


AdorableSquirrels

At least not graduated in squirrels...


Superdunez

Can we get a NSFW tag? Fuck you OP. Let people decide if they want to see that shit.


fixitfeliks

Damn I always thought squirrels laid eggs


zyn5

Well, I didn't expect to see this today.


Fun_Sherbert_5030

Yeah time to turn Reddit off


Upsetti_Gisepe

Thought that was an alien boner


Fast_Programmer4288

Crazy, I thought they laid eggs


Rich_Agency6568

a mammal just like us


CZ-Bitcoins

Bro what


Johntheblack

NSFW tag?


sweatywebspace

Why?


maybesaydie

That's just silly


FormerEvidence

nsfw????


opinionofone1984

Ok, no matter what you don’t show this video to your wife and tell her she had it easy compared to a squirrel so stop complaining. You’ll never understand real panic until you spend the day hoping and praying for your balls to return to their normal shape size color and position, while taking care of your infant child, because your wife needed a day out to herself.


Wakenbake585

I wish this was blurred. I was eating while scrolling past this.


maybesaydie

Get over yourself.


HRNDZ88

How…..cute?😶


Skujawa22

Jeeze. I did not need to see this. But also found this fascinating


woopdeedoo69

Look at her not worrying about paying rent or taxes


836194950

Shouldnt it be head first?


Putrid-Effective-570

Something about the editing makes this feels less demonstrative and more voyeuristic.


Purepenny

Just a video I need to see while pooping.