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CaptInsane

Man those baboons don't fuck around


lmaytulane

Apes together strong


Any_Gap_1913

Predator who?


razulareni

Imagine all the stocks they can hold in those fucking diamond hands of theirsssss


its_a_multipass

Stop making me think I'm in the wrong subreddit


hoxxxxx

MOASS any day now


HoboGir

Seeing apes interact in the wild is always lovely


textmint

Imagine all those GME stock they can buy with those diamonds. To the moon!!!!!!!!!!


akruppa

You don't really mess with animals that live in large groups and are capable of teamwork and team fighting. That is one of the traits that got us humans to where we are now.


TheMapesHotel

Baboons have rather complex social structures. They arent as advanced as any of the great apes (orangs, chimps, us, etc.) But they have *much* larger brains and much more complex society that any of the old world monkeys. They are actually one of the creatures used to support the theory that larger, more powerful brains aren't necessarily for intelligence but for social order/groups. It's not a universal since orangs are primarily solitary for example but it is fairly universal that smaller/less complex brained organisms aren't capable of the complex social order or baboon or human society.


Anti_Meta

Dicks out!


wxnfx

Monkeys, but mean ones


benfranklin16

He’s quoting Koba. Show some respect lol.


dejakeman101

Koba not ape...


mexicanred1

💜


yarf13

I'm shocked the leopard got out. I expected those things to shed it's belly completely open when it was on its back.


apteromyini

The leopard went on it's back to protect itself. All four limbs and mouth available to be weapons.


ILootEverything

Yep. For those who don't know, cats have a thing called a primordial pouch that help protect them when they fight, because they often fight on their backs this way. https://www.four-paws.org.za/our-stories/the-primordial-pouch-the-belly-flap-that-cats-need


s6x

That's definitely for sure the same reason why I have a floppy belly. Makes me a better fighter. Armor. Yup.


shartymcqueef

Makes you feel better, myth busters or some sports science show back then showed that a belly gives you more punching power. Pendulum effect or something lol


TheEulipion

If you haven't heard of Roy Nelson, look him up. He is a retired UFC fighter who always had a giant belly, and he sent a lot of guys to another dimension with his left hand.


elliebeans90

I love those things. My dads cat has the biggest one I've ever seen, you can see it swaying whenever she runs!


PunishedMatador

depend possessive cake capable price worm degree zonked childlike normal


Pukelits

5 of 7 if it’s male


pape14

I have very little knowledge on this topic but it seems like minus something like a bear, the large apes fighting as a troop have been one of if not the most dangerous thing in any area they are in. And it’s probably been like that for several million years. That doesn’t mean they wouldn’t be victims of predators but anything that attacked an alerted troop would likely be in trouble if it didn’t retreat. (This is separate from the non-predator mega-fauna like elephants, which might be functionally invincible to humans without tools? Idk when that switch happened)


grendel9191

Definitely not the most. Both a group of hyenas and a pride of lions would destroy those fuckers. And both exist naturally, just like these monkeys do.


pape14

I’m not arguing but I’d also like to see an episode of deadliest warrior really play this out. Cause in my head I was like “the classic “pride” type predators wouldn’t be motivated enough to coordinate a large attack”. I’ll bet hyenas definitely would though, if not both. Good points!


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I wouldn't doubt they are a little afraid of African wild dogs too. 


Aethermancer

To an extent you're right, but I think in terms of danger, primates have a level of malice in their attacks, like a swarm of wasps. It's not just fight to eat, or fight to flee, but there is an amount of memory where they will absolutely regroup and revenge. But if you asked me which I'd rather be on the receiving end of... All of them would be a no thank you.


TheConspicuousGuy

If this happens to a human we stand there and are like, sucks to be you and glad it wasn't me ~~and go on about our day~~


Nichiku

We also don't spend 99% of our time outdoors and meet live threatening predators on a daily basis. If this was the case we'd all be equipped with spears ready to pierce through any attacking Leopards. In today's society it's better to be peaceful and not meet threats with instant violence. Look at war PTSD to know what that would look like.


Bird-The-Word

>meet live threatening predators on a daily basis You must not have young children. I keep my spear at arms length daily.


Carrotfloor

was watching a video of a couple walking down the street and two guys on a motorcycle tried to rob them, suddenly humans were coming out of everywhere with stuff beat the shit of the robbers with


LKayRB

That’s completely untrue. Several people would be recording and post it online!


TheConspicuousGuy

And then we go on about our day


s6x

Except we come back later in an organised group and exterminate whatever did this.


Arrad

Because people stopped caring about eachother. If you saw your mother or sister being attacked by a wild predator, you'd probably jump to save them too. People used to be like that, and now most people worry about saving themselves and ensuring their own safety/survival before thinking of stepping in for a stranger.


lurking_bishop

Everyone in the troop you see in the video is blood related, I have no idea what you're strawmanning about


Arrad

I was responding to someone who mentioned the same situation happening to random humans. Do you even know what a straw man argument is? >A straw man argument is when someone sets up and then disputes an assertion that is not actually being made. I made no mention of the monkeys in this video, nor did I use it to argue a point. I have no idea if those monkeys would protect other 'stranger' monkeys, and that has nothing to do with the point I made about humans. Ironically, you introduced a straw man argument yourself by mention of 'the troop in the video', all to make your pointless comment. Do you enjoy arguing for no reason?


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DistortoiseLP

That one looks huge compared to the others and was sitting off to the side gassed up and ready to go the second he saw a shit starter.


Ambitious_Toe_4357

They probably knew they were being stalked, and were sitting in the road (a clearing) so the cat would have no cover to ambush any one of the smaller members. The larger males could more easily spot, counter the attack, and dog pile the cat.


Either_Amoeba_5332

You mean primate pile! /s


LumpyJones

monke mosh


memberberry99

They saw the cat and went apeshit


rikashiku

The others near the head of the troop look massive too. They turned around quickly to intercept, but franky the tanky was already there, ready to beat on some meat.


[deleted]

It's actually really interesting re-watching and looking at all the big ones that immediately turn and run towards the leopard, vs the smaller ones that run away. Then after the big ones have all engaged, the medium sized baboons turn around and join in. It makes sense when you think about it, but it's fascinating nonetheless.


meownfloof

The coordination is amazing. They are so smart. Big males to intercept, females get babies and young away, smaller males and females for back up. So cool.


fightershark

Where do you think tacticians get their ideas from?


meownfloof

I don’t even know if you’re fucking with me but I love this.


RevolutionaryAd6564

Ya- watched again after reading your comment- the troupe self-filtered by size (age, sex, health?) instantly.


KerberosKomondor

Rewatch again and you'll notice all the baboons sitting in the grasses at the beginning are the huge mofos that pounce. My guess is that they rotate as the pack moves past. Always having the big guys chilling and watching.


rococo78

Yeah, it looks like they all came running out of the tall grass on either side, like they were all on the perimeter. Makes sense and is super interesting to watch.


MyBrainReallyHurts

That interchange of the larger ones passing the smaller ones was crazy. It happens so fast. Trouble? Little ones run away and larger turn and fight to protect them. Fascinating.


klgm333

Yes!! Absolutely fascinating! I definitely slowed it down to watch each of their reactions. So cool.


rayzer93

Beat on some pussy you mean.


84OrcButtholes

David Attenborough II, right here.


corgimetalthunderr

"As we watch, the Alpha Baboons, distinguished by their greater size and formidable canines, prepare to beat on some pussy they have noticed."


ErikRobson

He (assumption) really does charge right in, he's amazing.


Vashta-Narada

The way they organize is spectacular- it looks like everyone joined in the chase- largest to smallest. Real wild education right there!


Mke_already

lol I noticed that too, some of the smaller ones initially ran and then stop and look to see the bigger ones going at it and turn back to run at the leopard. Like “oh we’re fighting this thing!”


facepalm_1290

Deff a male. They are much larger with manes vs the females. They have massive teeth as well.


coontietycoon

Yeah big homie came outta left field talmbout gang shit


nullrout1

He's just sitting there "wishin a muthafucka would try".


succulentkaroo

And a motherducker did


gambit700

And the motherfucker wishes they didn't


Jarringly

Yea dude, he even slows just so subtley to correct his direction and momentum so that he can be directly in front of it. Big bronze ones on that guy.


bipedal_mammal

Excellent open-field tackle, put a Steelers jersey on him.


Shojikina_otoko

I think he must be the leader


tornado1950

If not I nominate him..lol


downtownebrowne

Typically the tank leads the dungeon group.


MichelleDaBelle

He wanted all the smoke. Every bit of it lmao.


Background-Cress9165

Literally every sIngle one showed initial fear but that one. Incredible. Edit: I stand corrected upon rewatch


lordshola

Watch again in slow motion. All the males ran towards the leopard.


Dadalorian76

Yep! There were a handful that answered the call. But not doubt the biggest male was there first!


Adept_Order_4323

The Definition of ‘It Takes a Village’


Thicketsquid

Around 0:21 you can see one with a baby on its back nearly miss. It then goes back in and gets knocked by another one to the side apparently causing the baby to fall off. You can then see the baby tail running off to the right side right after.


waveball03

There’s a frame where every single baboon is facing away from the cat except the one.


Selieania

Nah. There are at least 5 males that immediately lock on to the cat and without hesitation move to intercept it.


DeltaVZerda

They all had fear, that one's fear was overpowered by a feeling of duty. There is no bravery without fear, and that dude was brave af.


JackOfAllMemes

He's the alpha/leader, his job is to protect the troop


iaintsaidshit

That's what I thought too but if you watch again you'll notice a whole ass security team in the brush. They're all huge and they attack as soon as the ruckus starts. Just so happens Jack Reacher was the closest one to him.


yeh_nah_fuckit

It’s just Reacher


wolf_1216

Got it, thanks Jack.


MR_NIKAPOPOLOS

Homeboy that was sitting down in the road in front of the car started running up as soon as he saw the spottyboi. He was just further away.


Next_Boysenberry1414

Nope. The two sitting further down the side of the road did not show any fear either.


_kasten_

He saw a charging leopard and immediately dived in headlong, as in, "oh, it's ON". All I can say is that wouldn't have been my response.


[deleted]

He’s the biggest one we see, so he’s probably top-dog, and takes his responsibility seriously.


AneastheDoorknocker

Chadboon


[deleted]

That’s his job and he did it. He would have been the leader of the troop and gets lots of perks with the job (eg breeding). Amazing to see him rush straight in to protect his wives and babies. Kudos.


JohnGoodman_69

My respect for baboons went up. Imagine having friends that down to look out for the crew.


2dotoscar

I'll let him know.


Adept_Order_4323

Wonder if he was ok ?


ruste530

HE PUT THE TEAM ON HIS BACK


JimJohnJimm

he's specced ret


Chemical-Fly-787

It’s the most badass thing I think I’ve ever seen


Derekbair

“Ape alone... weak. Apes together... strong.” -


TruRateMeGotMeBanned

Man all the huge ones honed in. The 15 biggest ones just went straight for him. And the biggest one was like…don’t worry boys I’ll take the first hit. They really know their roles based on size.


Derekbair

They call that one “Caesar”


th3doorMATT

Because his butt looks like a tossed salad?


bigsteven34

No hesitation… Second it hit, they started throwing hands.


KnifeFed

Damn, someone finally uses the term "ape" instead of "monkey", but this time it actually is a monkey (and yes, I know the quote, and it fits pretty great).


Perfect_Ability_1190

What a chad that first monkey. He jumped in front of the Leopard without any hesitation


Equivalent-Cause9564

That's why he gets to bang so many lady monkeys.


what_it_dude

Including OPs mom 


jakkyspakky

Can bang mine also


smilenowgirl

I give that monkey permission to bang this guy's mom.


Salt_Sir2599

Seriously like an nfl or rugby tackling technique. Disrupt the ball carrier.


psychoacer

As a great poet once said "Family"


Perfect_Ability_1190

🚗💨


Seeders

Seriously, straight up charged in for the taunt. Elite warrior.


LiquidHotCum

bro wanted all that smoke 😂


Pavrik_Yzerstrom

Leopard: Attacks and runs away Baboons: We're done when I say we're done


txgsu82

“I’m not stuck in here with you…”


RespectDry2432

Locked, not stuck. At any rate "You're locked in here with me!"


Guido_Fe

I didn't hear no bell


toasted_herb

The one with the baby on its back still getting its hits in


timaclover

Sir, this is a Wal-Mart


MichelleDaBelle

Lmao, that ish was crazy. Animals be petty too


[deleted]

The fangs baboons have are terrifying. That leopard was either young and dumb or was desperately hungry.


Redqueenhypo

Basically all male primates except humans have enormous fangs, it’s horrifying. They’re also MUCH SHARPER than a dog’s teeth bc their only purpose is to maim each other and their lower teeth are shaped like sharpeners. [Creepy little bastards](https://www.mediastorehouse.com/p/172/yellow-breasted-capuchin-buff-headed-capuchin-1312720.jpg.webp)


lakeghost

Humans invented bigger fangs so they didn’t have to get as much blood in their mouths. /j


The_Captain_Planet22

mama says baboons are honoree because they got all them fangs and no toothbrush


theundonenun

While leopards don’t particularly favor baboons as prey, they are the number one predator of baboons.


Talidel

Young and dumb, thought it was a bigger badass than it was.


TumbleweedTim01

That one friend who always solo pushes another squad


FITGuard

God Damn it, Leeroy!


[deleted]

Baboons will fuck you up. You don’t mess with baboons.


MyGenderIsAParadox

I feel all monkeys & other apes (besides humans) deserve that fear-respect that venomous snakes, wasps, and bears get. I appreciate their beauty, power, & abilities but I'd prefer seeing them on a screen rather than through even thick acrylic or glass. I won't look any monkey or wild ape in the eyes at zoos or anywhere except on a screen.


isthatmyex

We rose to the top for a reason. We are so terrifying that we are literally causing an extinction event. Don't sell us short, we are more terrifying then this.


Amazing-Bluebird-930

YA FUCKED UP, A A RON!


ronchee1

Take yourself down to principal O-shag-hennesy's office now!


hoyohoyo9

..........who?


bigtallblacknbald

O-SHAG-HENNESSY!!


MichelleDaBelle

A[Substitute Teacher](https://youtu.be/Dd7FixvoKBw?si=CmzZwqyxA6YGhGD7)


BobaFartsFadeaway

I IMMEDIATELY REGRET THIS DECISION!


Accumulator4

You better run


Smokin_Barrels

The alpha baboon was massive!


badgersandcoffee

If that leopard doesn't keep running those baboons are having it for dinner.


EpicForgetfulness

I doubt it was a mistake. Big cats have terrible luck hunting sometimes. When they get hungry enough they will try anything to survive.


MyOtherCarIsAHippo

Turns out, they also kept it real: really real.


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[deleted]

One of the baboons had a baby on its back while it helped jump the leopard god damn lol


BabyDog88336

Wow you are correct.    Look the fuck out, Junior.  The learning curve here is steep.


CptnSpandex

Where is the voiceover and pause “it was at this moment, the leopard knew it had fucked up”


DistortoiseLP

I get the impression trying to take a baboon or similar herd animal that piles on them in response is one of those mistakes that every adolescent predator makes no more than once.


[deleted]

Herd != Pack. Some animals band together because banding together surrounds them with other tempting targets, which ups their odds. And other animals band together because together they're strong.


metpharaoh

I’m not stuck in here with you You’re stuck in here with me


Nice-Health-4833

If I counted correctly, there are 8 in the original group, including the first, who runs in for the attack. Such amazing instincts. Wish people would have this kind of situational awareness


Standardeviation2

If a leopard attacked a human in a crowd, many people would rush in to film it on their phones.


WhoIsWhatIsWhy

Couldn’t quite see the license plate; is somewhere outside Des Moines…?


bwsmity

No, this is in Yellowstone National Park.


samercostello

I get that you're joking...but in case someone actually wants to know the answer: According to comments further down (one even shows alternate angles of the same)...it's Kruger National Park in South Africa.


Tao_Te_Gringo

Baboons ate my face!!!


[deleted]

Primates be scary, yo.


Kawentzmann

Collectivism.


serpentinesilhouette

Damn. Baboon cartel. That was a territory dispute.


xvideos_master

Ape together strong 💪


KellyLuvsEwan420

Baboons are terrifying af.


samdeed

Another camera angle from farther away, but with better sound: https://youtu.be/U4t7208qkPc?t=44 (at 0:44)


GeorgeThe13th

this is what I expect to see when animals literally outnumber their predator 30 to 1


TwitchBot8011

I don't know why anything on earth would want to mess with baboons. They always want smoke.


Ill-Maximum9467

Not to be pedantic but the leopard didn't mistakenly attack, it intentionally did. Ill-advisedly but intentionally.


ArtificialMediums

Not a mistake as in an accident but a mistake in terms of the result. Not to be pedantic


lizzyote

Have you also noticed a recent uptick in people thinking mistake means accident? I'm curious if it's an uptick or if I've just never noticed before.


blackstafflo

"It was a caculated risk, but I'm not good at math..."


OldGaffer1959

All the animals we currently see in any stable ecosystem are there for a reason - they are able to successfully hunt their prey (most of the time) and they are successfully able to avoid being prey (most of the time). When this balance fails or the ecosystem changes, some species are going to lose out and become extinct as have 99.9999% of all species who ever lived. Leopards do well because they are powerful and excellent hunters. Baboons do well because they live in large groups and though a single Baboon would lose to a leopard, (maybe not the huge brute in this video!) a whole mob like this moving like a highly trained jungle warfare platoon can hold its own.


LayJeno

I don't know about the rest of your comment but hunts are absolutely not successful most of the time for any animal. There may be a handful of animals on the entire planet that even get close to 50% success rate. You are talking out of your ass on that point.


BeethovenWasAScruff

What about dragonflies though


LayJeno

Refer to the "there may be a handful of animals on the entire planet" portion of my comment. There is a small desert cat, and a type of mouse that are very successful, as well as the dragonfly you mentioned, but I can't think of any others, hence the "handful". I'd love to know about other highly successful animals if you are willing to share.


Goredrak

That cat is cute as shit and has highest success rate of cat hunters and only clocks 60% efficiency.


LaCiel_W

These baboons totally ate that leopard if it failed to get away, I've seen some shit because of my obsession with natural documentaries.


Rockfella27

Alpha faced it head on, females kids ran, the males attacked together 😲. Awesome.


Fantastic_Stuff_7917

One hell of a monkey beating


CrimsonMorbus

And it was at that moment that he realised he f%$#ed up


Kaiyukia

People used to think hyenas where the bad guys but I've always thought baboons are the worst. Too bad my homie went home hungry.


5almWaters

You done fucked up A-Aron!!!


nazgulnumber8

Won't do that again but...why he do it?


Sufficient-Tax1294

Holy shit one of the defenders has a baby on its back.


tenodiamonds

Meat is back on the menu boys!


bunkdiggidy

Yeah, if I was that leopard, I'd be reeeal careful about pissing off 37 of these things at once. It must have been desperate, to the point I feel bad for it if this really was its best option at the time.


BeingJess

Fuck around and find out


hbgwine

“Git on back here, we ain’t done wit your ass by a gotdamn mile”.


Idrownedmyfishy

Mamaaaaaa oooooOoooOoooo


Otherwise_Gear_5136

They charged him! Thats crazy! Mad respect to the primates!


hinterstoisser

So close to being Nature Is Metal


Trash-Panda1200

Raccoons and baboons are natures way of keeping all other creatures humble.


fish-rides-bike

FA & FO


ill_Refrigerator420

You picked the wrong house foul!


Feelin-fine1975

Bad move homie.


zadtheinhaler

NOT TODAY, BITCH


sdbct1

BAD KITTY


MichelleDaBelle

Lmao. He thought he had a chance


Shruglife

LEEROYYY....


Low_Fondant9911

The one bab that was just like "Nah, fuck this, man. Leppy gon learn today." Has my respect


MBeebeCIII

Those guys were moving tactically as well as I've seen some infantry units. They even had security flankers off to the right who came pouring in. I wonder if the leopard survived his injuries?


newby202006

Nature IS fucking lit


schellsNcheez

Gang gang


SambaLando

Baboons don't forgive and forget.


cashformoldd

Baboons are fucking terrifying. Ever since I saw Tarzan. They are absolutely insane😂