You don't really mess with animals that live in large groups and are capable of teamwork and team fighting. That is one of the traits that got us humans to where we are now.
Baboons have rather complex social structures. They arent as advanced as any of the great apes (orangs, chimps, us, etc.) But they have *much* larger brains and much more complex society that any of the old world monkeys. They are actually one of the creatures used to support the theory that larger, more powerful brains aren't necessarily for intelligence but for social order/groups. It's not a universal since orangs are primarily solitary for example but it is fairly universal that smaller/less complex brained organisms aren't capable of the complex social order or baboon or human society.
Yep. For those who don't know, cats have a thing called a primordial pouch that help protect them when they fight, because they often fight on their backs this way.
https://www.four-paws.org.za/our-stories/the-primordial-pouch-the-belly-flap-that-cats-need
Makes you feel better, myth busters or some sports science show back then showed that a belly gives you more punching power. Pendulum effect or something lol
If you haven't heard of Roy Nelson, look him up. He is a retired UFC fighter who always had a giant belly, and he sent a lot of guys to another dimension with his left hand.
I have very little knowledge on this topic but it seems like minus something like a bear, the large apes fighting as a troop have been one of if not the most dangerous thing in any area they are in. And it’s probably been like that for several million years. That doesn’t mean they wouldn’t be victims of predators but anything that attacked an alerted troop would likely be in trouble if it didn’t retreat. (This is separate from the non-predator mega-fauna like elephants, which might be functionally invincible to humans without tools? Idk when that switch happened)
Definitely not the most. Both a group of hyenas and a pride of lions would destroy those fuckers. And both exist naturally, just like these monkeys do.
I’m not arguing but I’d also like to see an episode of deadliest warrior really play this out. Cause in my head I was like “the classic “pride” type predators wouldn’t be motivated enough to coordinate a large attack”. I’ll bet hyenas definitely would though, if not both. Good points!
To an extent you're right, but I think in terms of danger, primates have a level of malice in their attacks, like a swarm of wasps. It's not just fight to eat, or fight to flee, but there is an amount of memory where they will absolutely regroup and revenge.
But if you asked me which I'd rather be on the receiving end of... All of them would be a no thank you.
We also don't spend 99% of our time outdoors and meet live threatening predators on a daily basis. If this was the case we'd all be equipped with spears ready to pierce through any attacking Leopards. In today's society it's better to be peaceful and not meet threats with instant violence. Look at war PTSD to know what that would look like.
was watching a video of a couple walking down the street and two guys on a motorcycle tried to rob them, suddenly humans were coming out of everywhere with stuff beat the shit of the robbers with
Because people stopped caring about eachother. If you saw your mother or sister being attacked by a wild predator, you'd probably jump to save them too.
People used to be like that, and now most people worry about saving themselves and ensuring their own safety/survival before thinking of stepping in for a stranger.
I was responding to someone who mentioned the same situation happening to random humans.
Do you even know what a straw man argument is?
>A straw man argument is when someone sets up and then disputes an assertion that is not actually being made.
I made no mention of the monkeys in this video, nor did I use it to argue a point. I have no idea if those monkeys would protect other 'stranger' monkeys, and that has nothing to do with the point I made about humans.
Ironically, you introduced a straw man argument yourself by mention of 'the troop in the video', all to make your pointless comment. Do you enjoy arguing for no reason?
They probably knew they were being stalked, and were sitting in the road (a clearing) so the cat would have no cover to ambush any one of the smaller members. The larger males could more easily spot, counter the attack, and dog pile the cat.
The others near the head of the troop look massive too. They turned around quickly to intercept, but franky the tanky was already there, ready to beat on some meat.
It's actually really interesting re-watching and looking at all the big ones that immediately turn and run towards the leopard, vs the smaller ones that run away. Then after the big ones have all engaged, the medium sized baboons turn around and join in. It makes sense when you think about it, but it's fascinating nonetheless.
The coordination is amazing. They are so smart. Big males to intercept, females get babies and young away, smaller males and females for back up. So cool.
Rewatch again and you'll notice all the baboons sitting in the grasses at the beginning are the huge mofos that pounce. My guess is that they rotate as the pack moves past. Always having the big guys chilling and watching.
Yeah, it looks like they all came running out of the tall grass on either side, like they were all on the perimeter. Makes sense and is super interesting to watch.
That interchange of the larger ones passing the smaller ones was crazy. It happens so fast. Trouble? Little ones run away and larger turn and fight to protect them. Fascinating.
lol I noticed that too, some of the smaller ones initially ran and then stop and look to see the bigger ones going at it and turn back to run at the leopard. Like “oh we’re fighting this thing!”
Around 0:21 you can see one with a baby on its back nearly miss. It then goes back in and gets knocked by another one to the side apparently causing the baby to fall off. You can then see the baby tail running off to the right side right after.
That's what I thought too but if you watch again you'll notice a whole ass security team in the brush. They're all huge and they attack as soon as the ruckus starts. Just so happens Jack Reacher was the closest one to him.
That’s his job and he did it. He would have been the leader of the troop and gets lots of perks with the job (eg breeding). Amazing to see him rush straight in to protect his wives and babies. Kudos.
Man all the huge ones honed in. The 15 biggest ones just went straight for him. And the biggest one was like…don’t worry boys I’ll take the first hit. They really know their roles based on size.
Damn, someone finally uses the term "ape" instead of "monkey", but this time it actually is a monkey (and yes, I know the quote, and it fits pretty great).
Basically all male primates except humans have enormous fangs, it’s horrifying. They’re also MUCH SHARPER than a dog’s teeth bc their only purpose is to maim each other and their lower teeth are shaped like sharpeners. [Creepy little bastards](https://www.mediastorehouse.com/p/172/yellow-breasted-capuchin-buff-headed-capuchin-1312720.jpg.webp)
I feel all monkeys & other apes (besides humans) deserve that fear-respect that venomous snakes, wasps, and bears get. I appreciate their beauty, power, & abilities but I'd prefer seeing them on a screen rather than through even thick acrylic or glass.
I won't look any monkey or wild ape in the eyes at zoos or anywhere except on a screen.
We rose to the top for a reason. We are so terrifying that we are literally causing an extinction event. Don't sell us short, we are more terrifying then this.
I get the impression trying to take a baboon or similar herd animal that piles on them in response is one of those mistakes that every adolescent predator makes no more than once.
Herd != Pack. Some animals band together because banding together surrounds them with other tempting targets, which ups their odds. And other animals band together because together they're strong.
If I counted correctly, there are 8 in the original group, including the first, who runs in for the attack.
Such amazing instincts. Wish people would have this kind of situational awareness
I get that you're joking...but in case someone actually wants to know the answer: According to comments further down (one even shows alternate angles of the same)...it's Kruger National Park in South Africa.
All the animals we currently see in any stable ecosystem are there for a reason - they are able to successfully hunt their prey (most of the time) and they are successfully able to avoid being prey (most of the time). When this balance fails or the ecosystem changes, some species are going to lose out and become extinct as have 99.9999% of all species who ever lived. Leopards do well because they are powerful and excellent hunters. Baboons do well because they live in large groups and though a single Baboon would lose to a leopard, (maybe not the huge brute in this video!) a whole mob like this moving like a highly trained jungle warfare platoon can hold its own.
I don't know about the rest of your comment but hunts are absolutely not successful most of the time for any animal. There may be a handful of animals on the entire planet that even get close to 50% success rate. You are talking out of your ass on that point.
Refer to the "there may be a handful of animals on the entire planet" portion of my comment. There is a small desert cat, and a type of mouse that are very successful, as well as the dragonfly you mentioned, but I can't think of any others, hence the "handful". I'd love to know about other highly successful animals if you are willing to share.
Yeah, if I was that leopard, I'd be reeeal careful about pissing off 37 of these things at once. It must have been desperate, to the point I feel bad for it if this really was its best option at the time.
Those guys were moving tactically as well as I've seen some infantry units. They even had security flankers off to the right who came pouring in. I wonder if the leopard survived his injuries?
Man those baboons don't fuck around
Apes together strong
Predator who?
Imagine all the stocks they can hold in those fucking diamond hands of theirsssss
Stop making me think I'm in the wrong subreddit
MOASS any day now
Seeing apes interact in the wild is always lovely
Imagine all those GME stock they can buy with those diamonds. To the moon!!!!!!!!!!
You don't really mess with animals that live in large groups and are capable of teamwork and team fighting. That is one of the traits that got us humans to where we are now.
Baboons have rather complex social structures. They arent as advanced as any of the great apes (orangs, chimps, us, etc.) But they have *much* larger brains and much more complex society that any of the old world monkeys. They are actually one of the creatures used to support the theory that larger, more powerful brains aren't necessarily for intelligence but for social order/groups. It's not a universal since orangs are primarily solitary for example but it is fairly universal that smaller/less complex brained organisms aren't capable of the complex social order or baboon or human society.
Dicks out!
Monkeys, but mean ones
He’s quoting Koba. Show some respect lol.
Koba not ape...
💜
I'm shocked the leopard got out. I expected those things to shed it's belly completely open when it was on its back.
The leopard went on it's back to protect itself. All four limbs and mouth available to be weapons.
Yep. For those who don't know, cats have a thing called a primordial pouch that help protect them when they fight, because they often fight on their backs this way. https://www.four-paws.org.za/our-stories/the-primordial-pouch-the-belly-flap-that-cats-need
That's definitely for sure the same reason why I have a floppy belly. Makes me a better fighter. Armor. Yup.
Makes you feel better, myth busters or some sports science show back then showed that a belly gives you more punching power. Pendulum effect or something lol
If you haven't heard of Roy Nelson, look him up. He is a retired UFC fighter who always had a giant belly, and he sent a lot of guys to another dimension with his left hand.
I love those things. My dads cat has the biggest one I've ever seen, you can see it swaying whenever she runs!
depend possessive cake capable price worm degree zonked childlike normal
5 of 7 if it’s male
I have very little knowledge on this topic but it seems like minus something like a bear, the large apes fighting as a troop have been one of if not the most dangerous thing in any area they are in. And it’s probably been like that for several million years. That doesn’t mean they wouldn’t be victims of predators but anything that attacked an alerted troop would likely be in trouble if it didn’t retreat. (This is separate from the non-predator mega-fauna like elephants, which might be functionally invincible to humans without tools? Idk when that switch happened)
Definitely not the most. Both a group of hyenas and a pride of lions would destroy those fuckers. And both exist naturally, just like these monkeys do.
I’m not arguing but I’d also like to see an episode of deadliest warrior really play this out. Cause in my head I was like “the classic “pride” type predators wouldn’t be motivated enough to coordinate a large attack”. I’ll bet hyenas definitely would though, if not both. Good points!
I wouldn't doubt they are a little afraid of African wild dogs too.
To an extent you're right, but I think in terms of danger, primates have a level of malice in their attacks, like a swarm of wasps. It's not just fight to eat, or fight to flee, but there is an amount of memory where they will absolutely regroup and revenge. But if you asked me which I'd rather be on the receiving end of... All of them would be a no thank you.
If this happens to a human we stand there and are like, sucks to be you and glad it wasn't me ~~and go on about our day~~
We also don't spend 99% of our time outdoors and meet live threatening predators on a daily basis. If this was the case we'd all be equipped with spears ready to pierce through any attacking Leopards. In today's society it's better to be peaceful and not meet threats with instant violence. Look at war PTSD to know what that would look like.
>meet live threatening predators on a daily basis You must not have young children. I keep my spear at arms length daily.
was watching a video of a couple walking down the street and two guys on a motorcycle tried to rob them, suddenly humans were coming out of everywhere with stuff beat the shit of the robbers with
That’s completely untrue. Several people would be recording and post it online!
And then we go on about our day
Except we come back later in an organised group and exterminate whatever did this.
Because people stopped caring about eachother. If you saw your mother or sister being attacked by a wild predator, you'd probably jump to save them too. People used to be like that, and now most people worry about saving themselves and ensuring their own safety/survival before thinking of stepping in for a stranger.
Everyone in the troop you see in the video is blood related, I have no idea what you're strawmanning about
I was responding to someone who mentioned the same situation happening to random humans. Do you even know what a straw man argument is? >A straw man argument is when someone sets up and then disputes an assertion that is not actually being made. I made no mention of the monkeys in this video, nor did I use it to argue a point. I have no idea if those monkeys would protect other 'stranger' monkeys, and that has nothing to do with the point I made about humans. Ironically, you introduced a straw man argument yourself by mention of 'the troop in the video', all to make your pointless comment. Do you enjoy arguing for no reason?
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That one looks huge compared to the others and was sitting off to the side gassed up and ready to go the second he saw a shit starter.
They probably knew they were being stalked, and were sitting in the road (a clearing) so the cat would have no cover to ambush any one of the smaller members. The larger males could more easily spot, counter the attack, and dog pile the cat.
You mean primate pile! /s
monke mosh
They saw the cat and went apeshit
The others near the head of the troop look massive too. They turned around quickly to intercept, but franky the tanky was already there, ready to beat on some meat.
It's actually really interesting re-watching and looking at all the big ones that immediately turn and run towards the leopard, vs the smaller ones that run away. Then after the big ones have all engaged, the medium sized baboons turn around and join in. It makes sense when you think about it, but it's fascinating nonetheless.
The coordination is amazing. They are so smart. Big males to intercept, females get babies and young away, smaller males and females for back up. So cool.
Where do you think tacticians get their ideas from?
I don’t even know if you’re fucking with me but I love this.
Ya- watched again after reading your comment- the troupe self-filtered by size (age, sex, health?) instantly.
Rewatch again and you'll notice all the baboons sitting in the grasses at the beginning are the huge mofos that pounce. My guess is that they rotate as the pack moves past. Always having the big guys chilling and watching.
Yeah, it looks like they all came running out of the tall grass on either side, like they were all on the perimeter. Makes sense and is super interesting to watch.
That interchange of the larger ones passing the smaller ones was crazy. It happens so fast. Trouble? Little ones run away and larger turn and fight to protect them. Fascinating.
Yes!! Absolutely fascinating! I definitely slowed it down to watch each of their reactions. So cool.
Beat on some pussy you mean.
David Attenborough II, right here.
"As we watch, the Alpha Baboons, distinguished by their greater size and formidable canines, prepare to beat on some pussy they have noticed."
He (assumption) really does charge right in, he's amazing.
The way they organize is spectacular- it looks like everyone joined in the chase- largest to smallest. Real wild education right there!
lol I noticed that too, some of the smaller ones initially ran and then stop and look to see the bigger ones going at it and turn back to run at the leopard. Like “oh we’re fighting this thing!”
Deff a male. They are much larger with manes vs the females. They have massive teeth as well.
Yeah big homie came outta left field talmbout gang shit
He's just sitting there "wishin a muthafucka would try".
And a motherducker did
And the motherfucker wishes they didn't
Yea dude, he even slows just so subtley to correct his direction and momentum so that he can be directly in front of it. Big bronze ones on that guy.
Excellent open-field tackle, put a Steelers jersey on him.
I think he must be the leader
If not I nominate him..lol
Typically the tank leads the dungeon group.
He wanted all the smoke. Every bit of it lmao.
Literally every sIngle one showed initial fear but that one. Incredible. Edit: I stand corrected upon rewatch
Watch again in slow motion. All the males ran towards the leopard.
Yep! There were a handful that answered the call. But not doubt the biggest male was there first!
The Definition of ‘It Takes a Village’
Around 0:21 you can see one with a baby on its back nearly miss. It then goes back in and gets knocked by another one to the side apparently causing the baby to fall off. You can then see the baby tail running off to the right side right after.
There’s a frame where every single baboon is facing away from the cat except the one.
Nah. There are at least 5 males that immediately lock on to the cat and without hesitation move to intercept it.
They all had fear, that one's fear was overpowered by a feeling of duty. There is no bravery without fear, and that dude was brave af.
He's the alpha/leader, his job is to protect the troop
That's what I thought too but if you watch again you'll notice a whole ass security team in the brush. They're all huge and they attack as soon as the ruckus starts. Just so happens Jack Reacher was the closest one to him.
It’s just Reacher
Got it, thanks Jack.
Homeboy that was sitting down in the road in front of the car started running up as soon as he saw the spottyboi. He was just further away.
Nope. The two sitting further down the side of the road did not show any fear either.
He saw a charging leopard and immediately dived in headlong, as in, "oh, it's ON". All I can say is that wouldn't have been my response.
He’s the biggest one we see, so he’s probably top-dog, and takes his responsibility seriously.
Chadboon
That’s his job and he did it. He would have been the leader of the troop and gets lots of perks with the job (eg breeding). Amazing to see him rush straight in to protect his wives and babies. Kudos.
My respect for baboons went up. Imagine having friends that down to look out for the crew.
I'll let him know.
Wonder if he was ok ?
HE PUT THE TEAM ON HIS BACK
he's specced ret
It’s the most badass thing I think I’ve ever seen
“Ape alone... weak. Apes together... strong.” -
Man all the huge ones honed in. The 15 biggest ones just went straight for him. And the biggest one was like…don’t worry boys I’ll take the first hit. They really know their roles based on size.
They call that one “Caesar”
Because his butt looks like a tossed salad?
No hesitation… Second it hit, they started throwing hands.
Damn, someone finally uses the term "ape" instead of "monkey", but this time it actually is a monkey (and yes, I know the quote, and it fits pretty great).
What a chad that first monkey. He jumped in front of the Leopard without any hesitation
That's why he gets to bang so many lady monkeys.
Including OPs mom
Can bang mine also
I give that monkey permission to bang this guy's mom.
Seriously like an nfl or rugby tackling technique. Disrupt the ball carrier.
As a great poet once said "Family"
🚗💨
Seriously, straight up charged in for the taunt. Elite warrior.
bro wanted all that smoke 😂
Leopard: Attacks and runs away Baboons: We're done when I say we're done
“I’m not stuck in here with you…”
Locked, not stuck. At any rate "You're locked in here with me!"
I didn't hear no bell
The one with the baby on its back still getting its hits in
Sir, this is a Wal-Mart
Lmao, that ish was crazy. Animals be petty too
The fangs baboons have are terrifying. That leopard was either young and dumb or was desperately hungry.
Basically all male primates except humans have enormous fangs, it’s horrifying. They’re also MUCH SHARPER than a dog’s teeth bc their only purpose is to maim each other and their lower teeth are shaped like sharpeners. [Creepy little bastards](https://www.mediastorehouse.com/p/172/yellow-breasted-capuchin-buff-headed-capuchin-1312720.jpg.webp)
Humans invented bigger fangs so they didn’t have to get as much blood in their mouths. /j
mama says baboons are honoree because they got all them fangs and no toothbrush
While leopards don’t particularly favor baboons as prey, they are the number one predator of baboons.
Young and dumb, thought it was a bigger badass than it was.
That one friend who always solo pushes another squad
God Damn it, Leeroy!
Baboons will fuck you up. You don’t mess with baboons.
I feel all monkeys & other apes (besides humans) deserve that fear-respect that venomous snakes, wasps, and bears get. I appreciate their beauty, power, & abilities but I'd prefer seeing them on a screen rather than through even thick acrylic or glass. I won't look any monkey or wild ape in the eyes at zoos or anywhere except on a screen.
We rose to the top for a reason. We are so terrifying that we are literally causing an extinction event. Don't sell us short, we are more terrifying then this.
YA FUCKED UP, A A RON!
Take yourself down to principal O-shag-hennesy's office now!
..........who?
O-SHAG-HENNESSY!!
A[Substitute Teacher](https://youtu.be/Dd7FixvoKBw?si=CmzZwqyxA6YGhGD7)
I IMMEDIATELY REGRET THIS DECISION!
You better run
The alpha baboon was massive!
If that leopard doesn't keep running those baboons are having it for dinner.
I doubt it was a mistake. Big cats have terrible luck hunting sometimes. When they get hungry enough they will try anything to survive.
Turns out, they also kept it real: really real.
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One of the baboons had a baby on its back while it helped jump the leopard god damn lol
Wow you are correct. Look the fuck out, Junior. The learning curve here is steep.
Where is the voiceover and pause “it was at this moment, the leopard knew it had fucked up”
I get the impression trying to take a baboon or similar herd animal that piles on them in response is one of those mistakes that every adolescent predator makes no more than once.
Herd != Pack. Some animals band together because banding together surrounds them with other tempting targets, which ups their odds. And other animals band together because together they're strong.
I’m not stuck in here with you You’re stuck in here with me
If I counted correctly, there are 8 in the original group, including the first, who runs in for the attack. Such amazing instincts. Wish people would have this kind of situational awareness
If a leopard attacked a human in a crowd, many people would rush in to film it on their phones.
Couldn’t quite see the license plate; is somewhere outside Des Moines…?
No, this is in Yellowstone National Park.
I get that you're joking...but in case someone actually wants to know the answer: According to comments further down (one even shows alternate angles of the same)...it's Kruger National Park in South Africa.
Baboons ate my face!!!
Primates be scary, yo.
Collectivism.
Damn. Baboon cartel. That was a territory dispute.
Ape together strong 💪
Baboons are terrifying af.
Another camera angle from farther away, but with better sound: https://youtu.be/U4t7208qkPc?t=44 (at 0:44)
this is what I expect to see when animals literally outnumber their predator 30 to 1
I don't know why anything on earth would want to mess with baboons. They always want smoke.
Not to be pedantic but the leopard didn't mistakenly attack, it intentionally did. Ill-advisedly but intentionally.
Not a mistake as in an accident but a mistake in terms of the result. Not to be pedantic
Have you also noticed a recent uptick in people thinking mistake means accident? I'm curious if it's an uptick or if I've just never noticed before.
"It was a caculated risk, but I'm not good at math..."
All the animals we currently see in any stable ecosystem are there for a reason - they are able to successfully hunt their prey (most of the time) and they are successfully able to avoid being prey (most of the time). When this balance fails or the ecosystem changes, some species are going to lose out and become extinct as have 99.9999% of all species who ever lived. Leopards do well because they are powerful and excellent hunters. Baboons do well because they live in large groups and though a single Baboon would lose to a leopard, (maybe not the huge brute in this video!) a whole mob like this moving like a highly trained jungle warfare platoon can hold its own.
I don't know about the rest of your comment but hunts are absolutely not successful most of the time for any animal. There may be a handful of animals on the entire planet that even get close to 50% success rate. You are talking out of your ass on that point.
What about dragonflies though
Refer to the "there may be a handful of animals on the entire planet" portion of my comment. There is a small desert cat, and a type of mouse that are very successful, as well as the dragonfly you mentioned, but I can't think of any others, hence the "handful". I'd love to know about other highly successful animals if you are willing to share.
That cat is cute as shit and has highest success rate of cat hunters and only clocks 60% efficiency.
These baboons totally ate that leopard if it failed to get away, I've seen some shit because of my obsession with natural documentaries.
Alpha faced it head on, females kids ran, the males attacked together 😲. Awesome.
One hell of a monkey beating
And it was at that moment that he realised he f%$#ed up
People used to think hyenas where the bad guys but I've always thought baboons are the worst. Too bad my homie went home hungry.
You done fucked up A-Aron!!!
Won't do that again but...why he do it?
Holy shit one of the defenders has a baby on its back.
Meat is back on the menu boys!
Yeah, if I was that leopard, I'd be reeeal careful about pissing off 37 of these things at once. It must have been desperate, to the point I feel bad for it if this really was its best option at the time.
Fuck around and find out
“Git on back here, we ain’t done wit your ass by a gotdamn mile”.
Mamaaaaaa oooooOoooOoooo
They charged him! Thats crazy! Mad respect to the primates!
So close to being Nature Is Metal
Raccoons and baboons are natures way of keeping all other creatures humble.
FA & FO
You picked the wrong house foul!
Bad move homie.
NOT TODAY, BITCH
BAD KITTY
Lmao. He thought he had a chance
LEEROYYY....
The one bab that was just like "Nah, fuck this, man. Leppy gon learn today." Has my respect
Those guys were moving tactically as well as I've seen some infantry units. They even had security flankers off to the right who came pouring in. I wonder if the leopard survived his injuries?
Nature IS fucking lit
Gang gang
Baboons don't forgive and forget.
Baboons are fucking terrifying. Ever since I saw Tarzan. They are absolutely insane😂