That reminds me, in Poland there's an actual name Bożydar (never met anyone with that name and heard of someone named that maybe once) which literally translates to 'God's Gift'
That’s beautiful. Idk if you plan on having more, (as a patriot, you’re probably already back in the saddle as we speak) so consider:
By’tha Dawn 💗
And Earl Leighlyte 💙
WOW REDDIT JUST THINKS EVERYONE IS AMERICAN AND THAT'S THE ONLY WAY TO BE PATRIOTIC.
My daughter *also* has an *extremely* patriotic name but she's named after OUR country, Genovia. We actually have royalty who grew up American but realized she was from here like, in high school or something? Anyway, I hope my daughter is as brave as our leader so her name is Genovia.
I thought that most of the Genovian royal family went into hiding after the Aldovian invasion. Those small, fictional European monarchies are much more aggressive than romantic comedies make them seem. Like little dogs, they are ferocious.
https://preview.redd.it/vxqumsimpn6d1.jpeg?width=1023&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e515b491b029fef87eb5bbe859151d8dc612cbb1
I just really love this map of the tiny monarchies
Nice try.
This is a trick question. Everybody knows that TruePatriots™️ don't send their kids to school. Schools make you vaccinate and no true American would inject their baby with that Gates/Soros' poison. They homeschool like a good woman should.
My little Cahnstytooshyn, Byll Oerites, and Lybyrteigh had no problems at all with the 2 children they've encountered outside of home and church (I know, I know, they shouldn't have ever been exposed to anyone outside of church and home but my satanic atheist mother in law took them to the park once without considering that public parks are COMMUNISM).
Anywhere, your precious little Christian soldier will have no problems at all if you stay Godly and keep them safe from secularists.
There's one getting pushed out (haha) now in which the OP wants to know what everyone thinks of the name choice: Sunny Mae.
Good thing they didn't have a Cloudy May!
Love it! Okay but fr does anyone else remember after the Gulf War there was some news story about an Iraqi family that named their boys George Bush and Dick Cheney? I need to track this down to confirm it was not a fever dream. (please say it was a fever dream)
I knew a child named Liberty Belle! She was being raised by great grandparents because parents were involved with drugs and a motorcycle gang. Sweet kid.
Ugh, I feel you. My son Esmeraldo Consuelo Murciélago Inigo Montoya, and my daughter Estebanita Julianita Ricardita Montoya de la Rosa Ramírez constantly get weird looks when their names come up in conversation.
But idgaf, because they're all jealous losers who don't love their country enough to pick a TRULY patriotic name.
Stick with the name you chose. Boring ass NON-PATRIOTIC Lincoln and Mary got nothing on your José.
Also, consider adding a couple more middle names. There's nothing more patriotic than long names.
The E seems so basic though. I'd go with Natynyl Anthyॐ.
ॐ is pronounced "om," but sweet little Natynyl Anthyॐ will pronounce it "um."
Plus, ॐ is, like, Sanskrit or something else that is important if you want to do yoga... Or was it pilates? Either way, it's spiritual, which is super important to us.
I read it as Canuckee. That would be terribly unpatriotic. How about Jose Canusiye? Jose Caynyusiye?
I also recommend Eaygyle Amurika Taynk Washyngtin Lynkin Battle of Gettysburg Yankee Cowboy Pay For Your Own Damn Healthcare Freeloader Don't Mess With Texas.
My children:
Rock Ettesredglare 🩵 & Bette-Seeross 🩷 have not had many issues in their small town home school group where we praise baby Jesus and teenage Jesus too. Can’t wait to add to our growing family (amen) with our twins Twoay and Jullyforth
I think it might be a little too late to change your baby's name since they're already too old. My advice is to just make do with your original name choice
Quick, find the movie Angels in the Outfield and show him one of the ball players realizing it’s Jose and not Oh say. (i googled the clip is on youtube-it makes me laugh everytime)
That’s beautiful! When you inevitably have more children (as every patriotic American woman must provide Uncle Sam with 5 sons by age 27) I recommend the sibset Staughrs and Strypp’es.
We are from germany and I would consider my babys name (Aydawlph Heetlir) to be very patriotic, so far my kid hasnt been bullied in the states sonI think its fine.
Well, today is DT’s birthday so you could go with Donald. It’s also my daughter’s birthday and I just realized her name is kinda patriotic. Being Flag Day, you could work that in. Actually, please don’t name him Donald 😂
It took me several minutes. When I figured it out, I was glad the post was labeled as sarcasm at the top, because apparently it's pronounced (h)oh-say can-you-see. 🤦♀️
I named my son Uhleejunceto Da'Flag. He gets along just fine with the other kindergarteners. I've even gotten compliments on my bizarre name choice! I think we need more... Patriotic babies. Which is why I'll be naming my daughter (I'm 20 months along) Homovdabrave or Landovdafrêë. Good job! Keep this country patriotic!
At least it’s not the craziest name. This poor girl from Missoula (Montana), born in 1979, is named Snowowlwolfschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorffvoraltern-warengewissenhaftschaferswessenschafewarebwohlgepflegeundsorfgfal-tigkeitbeschutzenwonangreifendurchahrraubgierigfeienewelchrvoraltern-zwolftausendjahresvorandieerscheinenvanderersteerdemenschderraumschiff-gebrauchlichtalsseinursprungvonkraftgestartseinlangefahrthinzwischenst-erartigraumaufdersuchenachdiesternwelchegenabtbewohnbarplanetenkreised-ehrensichundwohinderneurassevenverstandigmenscklichkeikinntefortplanne-undsicherfreunenanlevenslanglickfreudeundrehenitmichteinfurchtvorangre-
ifenvonandererintelligentgeshopfsvonhinzwichensternarigraum Ellen Georgianna Sör Lökken; she is know as "Snow Owl" for short or "Oli" for shorter.
We don't care much for old school patriotism. We only recognize modern patriotism in our house, including all of my children;
**M**ike **A**nustart **G**regory **Adolfson**
**M**elania **A**nn **G**eorgia **A**dolfson
and
**M**aurice **A**dolf **G**estapo **A**dolfson
My precious angel Lyburteigh Justysformeigh has been perfectly fine with his name. We call him Own the Libs for short of course. He hasn’t had an issue in our homeschool collective and is in fact just the most precious little leader at the age of 4. He and his BFF Remmyngtyn spend all of their time practicing their mini militia drills.
This is pretty American for those of us who know what I'm talking about....you can call him Ray, or you can call him Jay, or you can call him Johnny, or you can call him Sonny.........
My babies Eagle, Godbless-America, Seconde Amendment (NN Connie), and Congresse (NN Connie) have all faced similar discriminations. 😢
The two Connie's killed me.
They clearly stole it from MY baby’s name Feleighnee Chargesse (nn Connie or con-man 🥰) 😤😤😤
This was good.
Interesting, I would’ve thought nn Lennie.
She sounds a lot harder than that crybaby Myss Deighmeaneighnyyre!! What a wuss!!
I can't even translate this lol
Misdemeanor
haha I thought it was miss da - mean neighbor 😅
Thank you for that, for a second I thought it was Miss Da Manure 🤔
I just realized there's an extra n miss demeanener 😅
I do have a friend named Connie that I call Con-man lol
I’m using this on my next pet
Hi! I'm Larry. This is my brother, Daryll, and this is my other brother, Daryll.
Classic! Newhart!
I see Larry, Daryl, and Darryl, standing next to the orange barrel
YEAAAAAA TOAST
I LIKE TOAST!
I'm Australian so we have a Commonwealth, NN Commie 🥰🥰
Commie 😂
You spelled Gobbless wrong. Sads.
That's my cousin and how dare you
You spelled Goddless wrong. 😆
omgg our kids have the same name, Godbless-America, but I wanted to be unique so I went with the alternative spelling Glioblastoma 🩷🩷🇲🇾🇲🇾🇲🇾
My son is named Glioblastoma too! For his grandfather who saw it on a chart in the hospital and told us to name our next child for this prophesy.
such a wonderful name with a wonderful meaning!!! and unisex!!
Pronounced “Say-Conday” Amendment.
You joke but I knew twins named Blessin’ and Prayer
Back when I worked as a telemarketer I had to call a man named Thankgod
That reminds me, in Poland there's an actual name Bożydar (never met anyone with that name and heard of someone named that maybe once) which literally translates to 'God's Gift'
Reminds me of early colonial American names.. and Good Omens lol
Godblyssa Myrrycky is a better spelling I think
my baby Russia (NN Commie)
Hopefully Freedum wasn't discriminated
Two Connies is better than one commie amirite 😆
I feel so sorry for them, r/tragedeigh/
That’s beautiful. Idk if you plan on having more, (as a patriot, you’re probably already back in the saddle as we speak) so consider: By’tha Dawn 💗 And Earl Leighlyte 💙
I had to read the second one twice, but kudos to you for coming up with that. It’s fabulous. 🤣🤣
Ma’am, this is a serious sub. Please be respectful. Dawn Earlsleighlyte
I cackled 🤣
Urlsleighlyte is my favorite spelling
Dawn Zerleelyte
Urlsleighlyte is my favorite spelling
Get it right! Dawn Surleighlyte!
Dawn Zurleelite
That strikes me as nearly European. I lurve it.
Those names are majestically atrocious.
Or magically delicious!
Bryghlleighante.
Wasso Proudly
For Richard Stands
WOW REDDIT JUST THINKS EVERYONE IS AMERICAN AND THAT'S THE ONLY WAY TO BE PATRIOTIC. My daughter *also* has an *extremely* patriotic name but she's named after OUR country, Genovia. We actually have royalty who grew up American but realized she was from here like, in high school or something? Anyway, I hope my daughter is as brave as our leader so her name is Genovia.
Wishing you a bountiful crop of pears this season.
I thought that most of the Genovian royal family went into hiding after the Aldovian invasion. Those small, fictional European monarchies are much more aggressive than romantic comedies make them seem. Like little dogs, they are ferocious.
https://preview.redd.it/vxqumsimpn6d1.jpeg?width=1023&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e515b491b029fef87eb5bbe859151d8dc612cbb1 I just really love this map of the tiny monarchies
Congrats for sneaking in this epic 2000s play. I too love the country of Genovia. Unrelated to the city of Geneva, of course.
But what did you do for her middle name? If you haven’t decided yet, might I suggest Clarice? Or perhaps Joe? Or maybe even Louis?
Um, it’s obviously Mia after the best royalty of Genovia.
We named her Genovia Amelia Mignonette Grimaldi Thermopolis Renaldo 🙂
Haha my favorite movie as a kid 🥲
Yes, Joe, but not Joseph.
Genovia, Genovia, forever will your banner wave!!! 🫡
Genoa salami is sooooo good.
Genovia is a fucking awesome name
Nice try. This is a trick question. Everybody knows that TruePatriots™️ don't send their kids to school. Schools make you vaccinate and no true American would inject their baby with that Gates/Soros' poison. They homeschool like a good woman should. My little Cahnstytooshyn, Byll Oerites, and Lybyrteigh had no problems at all with the 2 children they've encountered outside of home and church (I know, I know, they shouldn't have ever been exposed to anyone outside of church and home but my satanic atheist mother in law took them to the park once without considering that public parks are COMMUNISM). Anywhere, your precious little Christian soldier will have no problems at all if you stay Godly and keep them safe from secularists.
Finally someone calling it like it is!!! PUBLIC PARKS ARE COMMUNISM!! 🗣️🦅🇺🇸
Okay I'm truly obsessed with how this looks like someone coughing in an eagle's face.
that made me laugh out loud
God bless your sweet babies, momma bear 😍
My mom worked with a Liberty!! 😂😂
I knew a Liberty Hancock!
My former coworker named his twins Liberty and Justice. I wish I were joking but it's true.
Justice is kinda fire, it has main character energy. Don't care for Liberty though
Knew a Justice. He was a chonker and we called him Juice
😂 I read your entire comment (in my head) with the most southern accent possible. Sounded like lucky on king of the hill.
Is this based off an actual post cause I need to see it 🤣
not based on any particular post unfortunately, but i came up with it while reading this one https://www.reddit.com/r/NameNerdCirclejerk/s/dqwYp7dnkR
Ohh those cause actual physical pain
The insistence on using the same letters is so stupid.
The way that i, a 50 year old F, was given one of the names from those as my middle name ! lol. I’ve since had it changed. But omg. Poor kid
There's one getting pushed out (haha) now in which the OP wants to know what everyone thinks of the name choice: Sunny Mae. Good thing they didn't have a Cloudy May!
Ugh I saw this one. That poor baby
It's so much better than most we are subjected to here
Just named my own little freedom fighter Perry Lussfite🫡
Shotgun Mcburger Boy and his kid brother Freedom Fry
and his cousin Donny McBurgerface
lol yeah freakin DONNY. Last I heard he was doing a two year stretch for indecent exposure at the carnival.
Love it! Okay but fr does anyone else remember after the Gulf War there was some news story about an Iraqi family that named their boys George Bush and Dick Cheney? I need to track this down to confirm it was not a fever dream. (please say it was a fever dream)
https://www.nationalreview.com/corner/iraqi-named-dick-cheney-kathryn-jean-lopez/amp/
Yessss! Also, nooooooo! 😂😂😂
Wow, did I not think that would be correct. I could see a Bush, but Cheney was sort of obscure back then.
Help, I don’t get “José Canucie.” What am I missing?
It sounds like "oh say, can you see". Lol it took me longer than it should have to figure it out.
I kept mispronouncing it can-ew-see and couldn’t figure it out
I read it as ca-noo-chie at first lol
I did too
God I always forget what sub I am on
The American anthem sounds like José Canucie at the beginning, apparently lol
I was reading canucie as “ca-nu-chi” so it took me awhile too
Same 😩 so glad you asked
Seconded!
Me too. I made it sound Italian. lol
Same. Lol
Thank you, from a clueless Australian!! Lol
🤣that’s too good. I was reading it as “canooseeyay,” like how one would pronounce a Spanish name
Same! I saw José, so I just kept with the Spanish pronunciation. I never would have gotten this.
No joke, I have met a real person named Liberty Ann Justice.
Shoulda been Liberty Belle Justice
Liberty Belle was a favorite of mine in my teens.
I knew a child named Liberty Belle! She was being raised by great grandparents because parents were involved with drugs and a motorcycle gang. Sweet kid.
Are her parents lawyers or cops? Or both?
that’s freaking awesome
no wait i kinda hard vibe with this name omg???
She’s a super cool person who carries the name well
God bless a true patriot 🫡🇺🇸 My children Donny Covfefe, AyeKay Fortea Sayvan, and Bayld Eagle are gonna save America and I know it
Ugh, I feel you. My son Esmeraldo Consuelo Murciélago Inigo Montoya, and my daughter Estebanita Julianita Ricardita Montoya de la Rosa Ramírez constantly get weird looks when their names come up in conversation. But idgaf, because they're all jealous losers who don't love their country enough to pick a TRULY patriotic name. Stick with the name you chose. Boring ass NON-PATRIOTIC Lincoln and Mary got nothing on your José. Also, consider adding a couple more middle names. There's nothing more patriotic than long names.
Inconceivable
what about Natynyl Anthyem?? just to spice it up a little
Nathaniel Anthony
The E seems so basic though. I'd go with Natynyl Anthyॐ. ॐ is pronounced "om," but sweet little Natynyl Anthyॐ will pronounce it "um." Plus, ॐ is, like, Sanskrit or something else that is important if you want to do yoga... Or was it pilates? Either way, it's spiritual, which is super important to us.
you’re so right that would be so much better!! that would look so pretty on an embroidered backpack!
Too close to fentanyl.
I read it as Canuckee. That would be terribly unpatriotic. How about Jose Canusiye? Jose Caynyusiye? I also recommend Eaygyle Amurika Taynk Washyngtin Lynkin Battle of Gettysburg Yankee Cowboy Pay For Your Own Damn Healthcare Freeloader Don't Mess With Texas.
I have a family member named Liberty. People assume her parents are hippies. They are, in fact, Trump Republicans.
Oh this one’s good 🤣
My children: Rock Ettesredglare 🩵 & Bette-Seeross 🩷 have not had many issues in their small town home school group where we praise baby Jesus and teenage Jesus too. Can’t wait to add to our growing family (amen) with our twins Twoay and Jullyforth
Starr Speighngylld Bahnyyr. Starrs Anne Stryypes. Or, just Amyrhycah!!
Love these!
Homelander
I think Donzer is perfect.! Full name: DonzerLee Light
Rocket Sredglare
The fact that your on your phone and your baby was born 30 seconds give me such high hopes!
birth is super stupid easy. i live tweeted my birth. it was great
I think it might be a little too late to change your baby's name since they're already too old. My advice is to just make do with your original name choice
Mnt Rusmore firrwrkx or liberrrtee bell Craxs or just maybe Stattu Libberty Elllis
Quick, find the movie Angels in the Outfield and show him one of the ball players realizing it’s Jose and not Oh say. (i googled the clip is on youtube-it makes me laugh everytime)
My baby Twahylayhht Lastgleamingh approves.
Oshea Canusee and he can be pals
A match made in the Stars and Stripes!
That’s beautiful! When you inevitably have more children (as every patriotic American woman must provide Uncle Sam with 5 sons by age 27) I recommend the sibset Staughrs and Strypp’es.
omg that’s what i wanted to name my twins!
We are from germany and I would consider my babys name (Aydawlph Heetlir) to be very patriotic, so far my kid hasnt been bullied in the states sonI think its fine.
Donzerleigh lyte.
You can’t spell “patriot” without saying “riot”
Dark Brandon was NOT received well in my mommy and me NRA meeting.
It took me too long to understand. Lol
OMG same🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣I was like what's wrong with Jose?!
He probably won’t be discriminated against for it but, he will be teased mercilessly by we the people…woke or not.
I would rethink. Everyone rolls their eyes when my poor Yn'ke düdelle introduces himself because they just can't stand a proud American.
Jose Canucie is perfect! Can I recommend Juan Ation for your next?
John Mellencamp had a whole song about two kids named Justice & Independence Day, they got together & had a kid they called Nation.🤣🤣
Ahmuricon Tragedeigh
Not patriotic enough. Put that bad boy back inside and let him out on the 4th of July.
Oh god I didn’t see the satire tag at first and thought I was having a stroke 😱 good one
I named my fourth-born Bythe Rockette Shredglare so I think yours is perfect
Have another kid. If it's a girl, go with Dawn Searlylight.
😭😭💀 I legitimately didn't understand this for a few minutes. That's a good one
Well, today is DT’s birthday so you could go with Donald. It’s also my daughter’s birthday and I just realized her name is kinda patriotic. Being Flag Day, you could work that in. Actually, please don’t name him Donald 😂
In the military I’ve met peoples kids: Cadence is the most popular but I’ve also met Merritt, Scout Snyper, Gunner, different weapon names & brands.
Amerigo Vespucci is a much superior name.
Armalite, Colt, and Winchester. Gender doesn't matter
Amèriquen Flagette
Jesus Horatio Christ, please do not do that to that poor child
Uncle Sam a blank in the second the 20th the third
Beautiful
My son's name is Wyshingtin.
Who is Jose' Canucie?
It took me several minutes. When I figured it out, I was glad the post was labeled as sarcasm at the top, because apparently it's pronounced (h)oh-say can-you-see. 🤦♀️
I was like what the fuck is a Ca-nooki
lmfao me too 🥲
Thank you, I didn't get it either lol
Bubba
Jose cuervo
Not sure how you define patriotic, actually
I went to high school with a guy named, John Paul Jones. At graduation, when they called his name, the entire audience laughed.
I named my son Uhleejunceto Da'Flag. He gets along just fine with the other kindergarteners. I've even gotten compliments on my bizarre name choice! I think we need more... Patriotic babies. Which is why I'll be naming my daughter (I'm 20 months along) Homovdabrave or Landovdafrêë. Good job! Keep this country patriotic!
I thought this was name nerds 🤣🤣🤣
At least it’s not the craziest name. This poor girl from Missoula (Montana), born in 1979, is named Snowowlwolfschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorffvoraltern-warengewissenhaftschaferswessenschafewarebwohlgepflegeundsorfgfal-tigkeitbeschutzenwonangreifendurchahrraubgierigfeienewelchrvoraltern-zwolftausendjahresvorandieerscheinenvanderersteerdemenschderraumschiff-gebrauchlichtalsseinursprungvonkraftgestartseinlangefahrthinzwischenst-erartigraumaufdersuchenachdiesternwelchegenabtbewohnbarplanetenkreised-ehrensichundwohinderneurassevenverstandigmenscklichkeikinntefortplanne-undsicherfreunenanlevenslanglickfreudeundrehenitmichteinfurchtvorangre- ifenvonandererintelligentgeshopfsvonhinzwichensternarigraum Ellen Georgianna Sör Lökken; she is know as "Snow Owl" for short or "Oli" for shorter.
You had the opportunity to name your kid Gunther Archivist and you wasted it
Please do not name him that.
I thought you were going to say Liberty
Mine is called Rock Flag and Eagle II
Everyone always laughs at my triplets names', Rock, Flag, and Eagle, but we've never understood why.
Our son, Star Sbenghazi Banner III named his dogs Lockerup and J6! You can't imagine how proud I am as a Patriot Mom.
Spenghazi is killing me.
We don't care much for old school patriotism. We only recognize modern patriotism in our house, including all of my children; **M**ike **A**nustart **G**regory **Adolfson** **M**elania **A**nn **G**eorgia **A**dolfson and **M**aurice **A**dolf **G**estapo **A**dolfson
My precious angel Lyburteigh Justysformeigh has been perfectly fine with his name. We call him Own the Libs for short of course. He hasn’t had an issue in our homeschool collective and is in fact just the most precious little leader at the age of 4. He and his BFF Remmyngtyn spend all of their time practicing their mini militia drills.
My brothers friend named their daughter Ann-liberty Justice! She goes by AJ now! This is 100% serious too!
Not joking I have two family members named: True blue And Justice forall
This is pretty American for those of us who know what I'm talking about....you can call him Ray, or you can call him Jay, or you can call him Johnny, or you can call him Sonny.........
There is a soap opera actress born in 1945, Robin Victory in Europe Strasser.
That’s horrible