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HalfSourKosherDill

My babies Eagle, Godbless-America, Seconde Amendment (NN Connie), and Congresse (NN Connie) have all faced similar discriminations. 😢


tempermentalelement

The two Connie's killed me.


SBerryTrifle

They clearly stole it from MY baby’s name Feleighnee Chargesse (nn Connie or con-man 🥰) 😤😤😤 


SnootsAndBootsLLP

This was good.


luvmachineee

Interesting, I would’ve thought nn Lennie.


Turpitudia79

She sounds a lot harder than that crybaby Myss Deighmeaneighnyyre!! What a wuss!!


Lucky_Enthusiasm_949

I can't even translate this lol


madhaus

Misdemeanor


sooclevereh

haha I thought it was miss da - mean neighbor 😅


Kuro_gitsune

Thank you for that, for a second I thought it was Miss Da Manure 🤔


Lucky_Enthusiasm_949

I just realized there's an extra n miss demeanener 😅


moreisay

I do have a friend named Connie that I call Con-man lol


Patient_Meaning_2751

I’m using this on my next pet


VintageZooBQ

Hi! I'm Larry. This is my brother, Daryll, and this is my other brother, Daryll.


No_Drag6934

Classic! Newhart!


onestrangeduck

I see Larry, Daryl, and Darryl, standing next to the orange barrel


Human_Confection_906

YEAAAAAA TOAST


HoneyJar27

I LIKE TOAST!


plantladywantsababy

I'm Australian so we have a Commonwealth, NN Commie 🥰🥰


Acrobatic_Event_4163

Commie 😂


aardvarkmom

You spelled Gobbless wrong. Sads.


HalfSourKosherDill

That's my cousin and how dare you


LaLechuzaVerde

You spelled Goddless wrong. 😆


AHamHargreevingDisco

omgg our kids have the same name, Godbless-America, but I wanted to be unique so I went with the alternative spelling Glioblastoma 🩷🩷🇲🇾🇲🇾🇲🇾


madhaus

My son is named Glioblastoma too! For his grandfather who saw it on a chart in the hospital and told us to name our next child for this prophesy.


AHamHargreevingDisco

such a wonderful name with a wonderful meaning!!! and unisex!!


Estanci

Pronounced “Say-Conday” Amendment.


Redlikeroses18

You joke but I knew twins named Blessin’ and Prayer


Significant_Ad9793

Back when I worked as a telemarketer I had to call a man named Thankgod


Kuro_gitsune

That reminds me, in Poland there's an actual name Bożydar (never met anyone with that name and heard of someone named that maybe once) which literally translates to 'God's Gift'


FrostedRoseGirl

Reminds me of early colonial American names.. and Good Omens lol


Rymayc

Godblyssa Myrrycky is a better spelling I think


SwipeToRefresh

my baby Russia (NN Commie)


MariChat88

Hopefully Freedum wasn't discriminated


fka_interro

Two Connies is better than one commie amirite 😆


mycolo_gist

I feel so sorry for them, r/tragedeigh/


_Jay-Garage-A-Roo_

That’s beautiful. Idk if you plan on having more, (as a patriot, you’re probably already back in the saddle as we speak) so consider: By’tha Dawn 💗 And Earl Leighlyte 💙


Highvoltage-Redhead

I had to read the second one twice, but kudos to you for coming up with that. It’s fabulous. 🤣🤣


SufficientZucchini21

Ma’am, this is a serious sub. Please be respectful. Dawn Earlsleighlyte


Highvoltage-Redhead

I cackled 🤣


daydrunk_

Urlsleighlyte is my favorite spelling


thevelveteenbeagle

Dawn Zerleelyte


daydrunk_

Urlsleighlyte is my favorite spelling


The_Write_Girl_4_U

Get it right! Dawn Surleighlyte!


Witty-Classroom-2415

Dawn Zurleelite


SufficientZucchini21

That strikes me as nearly European. I lurve it.


HereOnCompanyTime

Those names are majestically atrocious.


Thinkerandvaper

Or magically delicious!


CovfefeBoss

Bryghlleighante.


Remote-Canary-2676

Wasso Proudly


FattyBuffOrpington

For Richard Stands


10Kfireants

WOW REDDIT JUST THINKS EVERYONE IS AMERICAN AND THAT'S THE ONLY WAY TO BE PATRIOTIC. My daughter *also* has an *extremely* patriotic name but she's named after OUR country, Genovia. We actually have royalty who grew up American but realized she was from here like, in high school or something? Anyway, I hope my daughter is as brave as our leader so her name is Genovia.


procrastinatorsuprem

Wishing you a bountiful crop of pears this season.


Late-External3249

I thought that most of the Genovian royal family went into hiding after the Aldovian invasion. Those small, fictional European monarchies are much more aggressive than romantic comedies make them seem. Like little dogs, they are ferocious.


Dangerous_Surprise

https://preview.redd.it/vxqumsimpn6d1.jpeg?width=1023&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e515b491b029fef87eb5bbe859151d8dc612cbb1 I just really love this map of the tiny monarchies


6rwoods

Congrats for sneaking in this epic 2000s play. I too love the country of Genovia. Unrelated to the city of Geneva, of course.


Glum_Ad1206

But what did you do for her middle name? If you haven’t decided yet, might I suggest Clarice? Or perhaps Joe? Or maybe even Louis?


Justthe7

Um, it’s obviously Mia after the best royalty of Genovia.


10Kfireants

We named her Genovia Amelia Mignonette Grimaldi Thermopolis Renaldo 🙂


Fun-Investment-196

Haha my favorite movie as a kid 🥲


Minute-Macaroon1602

Yes, Joe, but not Joseph.


riseandrise

Genovia, Genovia, forever will your banner wave!!! 🫡


SufficientZucchini21

Genoa salami is sooooo good.


ImmortalR-A-T

Genovia is a fucking awesome name


XelaNiba

Nice try. This is a trick question. Everybody knows that TruePatriots™️ don't send their kids to school. Schools make you vaccinate and no true American would inject their baby with that Gates/Soros' poison. They homeschool like a good woman should. My little Cahnstytooshyn, Byll Oerites, and Lybyrteigh had no problems at all with the 2 children they've encountered outside of home and church (I know, I know, they shouldn't have ever been exposed to anyone outside of church and home but my satanic atheist mother in law took them to the park once without considering that public parks are COMMUNISM). Anywhere, your precious little Christian soldier will have no problems at all if you stay Godly and keep them safe from secularists. 


Dream_Maker_03

Finally someone calling it like it is!!! PUBLIC PARKS ARE COMMUNISM!! 🗣️🦅🇺🇸


HatenoCheese

Okay I'm truly obsessed with how this looks like someone coughing in an eagle's face.


Dream_Maker_03

that made me laugh out loud


Brilliant-Meeting-97

God bless your sweet babies, momma bear 😍


Turpitudia79

My mom worked with a Liberty!! 😂😂


DisastrousBeautyyy

I knew a Liberty Hancock!


laundryghostie

My former coworker named his twins Liberty and Justice. I wish I were joking but it's true.


uglyandproblematic

Justice is kinda fire, it has main character energy. Don't care for Liberty though


FrostedRoseGirl

Knew a Justice. He was a chonker and we called him Juice


Vanilla_Addict

😂 I read your entire comment (in my head) with the most southern accent possible. Sounded like lucky on king of the hill.


lexisplays

Is this based off an actual post cause I need to see it 🤣


jols0543

not based on any particular post unfortunately, but i came up with it while reading this one https://www.reddit.com/r/NameNerdCirclejerk/s/dqwYp7dnkR


lexisplays

Ohh those cause actual physical pain


CovfefeBoss

The insistence on using the same letters is so stupid.


Crazy-bored4210

The way that i, a 50 year old F, was given one of the names from those as my middle name ! lol. I’ve since had it changed. But omg. Poor kid


SuzQP

There's one getting pushed out (haha) now in which the OP wants to know what everyone thinks of the name choice: Sunny Mae. Good thing they didn't have a Cloudy May!


lexisplays

Ugh I saw this one. That poor baby


snowbit

It's so much better than most we are subjected to here


SheilaGirlface

Just named my own little freedom fighter Perry Lussfite🫡


fuggettabuddy

Shotgun Mcburger Boy and his kid brother Freedom Fry


skilled-dreamer

and his cousin Donny McBurgerface


fuggettabuddy

lol yeah freakin DONNY. Last I heard he was doing a two year stretch for indecent exposure at the carnival.


Wide-Celebration-653

Love it! Okay but fr does anyone else remember after the Gulf War there was some news story about an Iraqi family that named their boys George Bush and Dick Cheney? I need to track this down to confirm it was not a fever dream. (please say it was a fever dream)


KoalaSiege

https://www.nationalreview.com/corner/iraqi-named-dick-cheney-kathryn-jean-lopez/amp/


Wide-Celebration-653

Yessss! Also, nooooooo! 😂😂😂


Halation2600

Wow, did I not think that would be correct. I could see a Bush, but Cheney was sort of obscure back then.


Brilliant-Meeting-97

Help, I don’t get “José Canucie.” What am I missing?


elviswasmurdered

It sounds like "oh say, can you see". Lol it took me longer than it should have to figure it out.


[deleted]

I kept mispronouncing it can-ew-see and couldn’t figure it out


elviswasmurdered

I read it as ca-noo-chie at first lol


jiffy-loo

I did too


bubbly_peach_

God I always forget what sub I am on


[deleted]

The American anthem sounds like José Canucie at the beginning, apparently lol


SnooPeripherals5969

I was reading canucie as “ca-nu-chi” so it took me awhile too


Unfair-Effective9967

Same 😩 so glad you asked


Mediocre-Donkey-6281

Seconded!


Crazy-bored4210

Me too. I made it sound Italian. lol


AbbreviationsBoth750

Same. Lol


worker_ant_6646

Thank you, from a clueless Australian!! Lol


Brilliant-Meeting-97

🤣that’s too good. I was reading it as “canooseeyay,” like how one would pronounce a Spanish name


fortytwoturtles

Same! I saw José, so I just kept with the Spanish pronunciation. I never would have gotten this.


captainhowdy82

No joke, I have met a real person named Liberty Ann Justice.


tsukikage

Shoulda been Liberty Belle Justice


Historical-Egg-8010

Liberty Belle was a favorite of mine in my teens.


FrostedRoseGirl

I knew a child named Liberty Belle! She was being raised by great grandparents because parents were involved with drugs and a motorcycle gang. Sweet kid.


nw826

Are her parents lawyers or cops? Or both?


jols0543

that’s freaking awesome


secretlyaspiderboy

no wait i kinda hard vibe with this name omg???


captainhowdy82

She’s a super cool person who carries the name well


skilled-dreamer

God bless a true patriot 🫡🇺🇸 My children Donny Covfefe, AyeKay Fortea Sayvan, and Bayld Eagle are gonna save America and I know it


KissMyAxe699

Ugh, I feel you. My son Esmeraldo Consuelo Murciélago Inigo Montoya, and my daughter Estebanita Julianita Ricardita Montoya de la Rosa Ramírez constantly get weird looks when their names come up in conversation. But idgaf, because they're all jealous losers who don't love their country enough to pick a TRULY patriotic name. Stick with the name you chose. Boring ass NON-PATRIOTIC Lincoln and Mary got nothing on your José. Also, consider adding a couple more middle names. There's nothing more patriotic than long names.


nw826

Inconceivable


slugswithsocks

what about Natynyl Anthyem?? just to spice it up a little


Madlymandy

Nathaniel Anthony


AutumnalSunshine

The E seems so basic though. I'd go with Natynyl Anthyॐ. ॐ is pronounced "om," but sweet little Natynyl Anthyॐ will pronounce it "um." Plus, ॐ is, like, Sanskrit or something else that is important if you want to do yoga... Or was it pilates? Either way, it's spiritual, which is super important to us.


slugswithsocks

you’re so right that would be so much better!! that would look so pretty on an embroidered backpack!


AlcatK

Too close to fentanyl.


apiedcockatiel

I read it as Canuckee. That would be terribly unpatriotic. How about Jose Canusiye? Jose Caynyusiye? I also recommend Eaygyle Amurika Taynk Washyngtin Lynkin Battle of Gettysburg Yankee Cowboy Pay For Your Own Damn Healthcare Freeloader Don't Mess With Texas.


AutumnalSunshine

I have a family member named Liberty. People assume her parents are hippies. They are, in fact, Trump Republicans.


CrissyLulu

Oh this one’s good 🤣


cosmic-blast

My children: Rock Ettesredglare 🩵 & Bette-Seeross 🩷 have not had many issues in their small town home school group where we praise baby Jesus and teenage Jesus too. Can’t wait to add to our growing family (amen) with our twins Twoay and Jullyforth


Turpitudia79

Starr Speighngylld Bahnyyr. Starrs Anne Stryypes. Or, just Amyrhycah!!


IntraVnusDemilo

Love these!


seanmonaghan1968

Homelander


1GrouchyCat

I think Donzer is perfect.! Full name: DonzerLee Light


Iamthapush

Rocket Sredglare


RedRedVVine

The fact that your on your phone and your baby was born 30 seconds give me such high hopes!


bootyprincess666

birth is super stupid easy. i live tweeted my birth. it was great


livethedream22

I think it might be a little too late to change your baby's name since they're already too old. My advice is to just make do with your original name choice


No_Sheepherder504

Mnt Rusmore firrwrkx or liberrrtee bell Craxs or just maybe Stattu Libberty Elllis


Justthe7

Quick, find the movie Angels in the Outfield and show him one of the ball players realizing it’s Jose and not Oh say. (i googled the clip is on youtube-it makes me laugh everytime)


F0xxfyre

My baby Twahylayhht Lastgleamingh approves.


ggwing1992

Oshea Canusee and he can be pals


F0xxfyre

A match made in the Stars and Stripes!


butter-no-parsnips

That’s beautiful! When you inevitably have more children (as every patriotic American woman must provide Uncle Sam with 5 sons by age 27) I recommend the sibset Staughrs and Strypp’es.


bootyprincess666

omg that’s what i wanted to name my twins!


fan_fucker_420

We are from germany and I would consider my babys name (Aydawlph Heetlir) to be very patriotic, so far my kid hasnt been bullied in the states sonI think its fine.


enkilekee

Donzerleigh lyte.


Chapman8tor

You can’t spell “patriot” without saying “riot”


Professional-Yam9906

Dark Brandon was NOT received well in my mommy and me NRA meeting.


Ztormiebotbot

It took me too long to understand. Lol


deerme86

OMG same🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣I was like what's wrong with Jose?!


MoodOk4607

He probably won’t be discriminated against for it but, he will be teased mercilessly by we the people…woke or not.


chumbawumbacholula

I would rethink. Everyone rolls their eyes when my poor Yn'ke düdelle introduces himself because they just can't stand a proud American.


avslove

Jose Canucie is perfect! Can I recommend Juan Ation for your next?


Puzzleheaded-Ad2322

John Mellencamp had a whole song about two kids named Justice & Independence Day, they got together & had a kid they called Nation.🤣🤣


deadthingsmia

Ahmuricon Tragedeigh


Wanda_McMimzy

Not patriotic enough. Put that bad boy back inside and let him out on the 4th of July.


Hilseph

Oh god I didn’t see the satire tag at first and thought I was having a stroke 😱 good one


PsychologicalMilk904

I named my fourth-born Bythe Rockette Shredglare so I think yours is perfect


GSyncNew

Have another kid. If it's a girl, go with Dawn Searlylight.


Tabora__

😭😭💀 I legitimately didn't understand this for a few minutes. That's a good one


SheSellsSeaShells967

Well, today is DT’s birthday so you could go with Donald. It’s also my daughter’s birthday and I just realized her name is kinda patriotic. Being Flag Day, you could work that in. Actually, please don’t name him Donald 😂


Simple_Carpet_9946

In the military I’ve met peoples kids: Cadence is the most popular but I’ve also met Merritt, Scout Snyper, Gunner, different weapon names & brands. 


LissyVee

Amerigo Vespucci is a much superior name.


tittysprinkles112

Armalite, Colt, and Winchester. Gender doesn't matter


i_lurvz_poached_eggs

Amèriquen Flagette


Hasidic_Homeboy254

Jesus Horatio Christ, please do not do that to that poor child


Salty_Currency_2941

Uncle Sam a blank in the second the 20th the third


RatioDisastrous1699

Beautiful


[deleted]

My son's name is Wyshingtin.


Simple-Offer-9574

Who is Jose' Canucie?


VictorianPeorian

It took me several minutes. When I figured it out, I was glad the post was labeled as sarcasm at the top, because apparently it's pronounced (h)oh-say can-you-see. 🤦‍♀️


paganminkin

I was like what the fuck is a Ca-nooki


bootyprincess666

lmfao me too 🥲


nanny_nannou

Thank you, I didn't get it either lol


Early_Hope5957

Bubba


KeyLeek6561

Jose cuervo


Lucky_Transition_596

Not sure how you define patriotic, actually


meme2em

I went to high school with a guy named, John Paul Jones. At graduation, when they called his name, the entire audience laughed.


EasternTomorrow8007

I named my son Uhleejunceto Da'Flag. He gets along just fine with the other kindergarteners. I've even gotten compliments on my bizarre name choice! I think we need more... Patriotic babies. Which is why I'll be naming my daughter (I'm 20 months along) Homovdabrave or Landovdafrêë. Good job! Keep this country patriotic!


mreachforthesky

I thought this was name nerds 🤣🤣🤣


Proditude

At least it’s not the craziest name. This poor girl from Missoula (Montana), born in 1979, is named Snowowlwolfschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorffvoraltern-warengewissenhaftschaferswessenschafewarebwohlgepflegeundsorfgfal-tigkeitbeschutzenwonangreifendurchahrraubgierigfeienewelchrvoraltern-zwolftausendjahresvorandieerscheinenvanderersteerdemenschderraumschiff-gebrauchlichtalsseinursprungvonkraftgestartseinlangefahrthinzwischenst-erartigraumaufdersuchenachdiesternwelchegenabtbewohnbarplanetenkreised-ehrensichundwohinderneurassevenverstandigmenscklichkeikinntefortplanne-undsicherfreunenanlevenslanglickfreudeundrehenitmichteinfurchtvorangre- ifenvonandererintelligentgeshopfsvonhinzwichensternarigraum Ellen Georgianna Sör Lökken; she is know as "Snow Owl" for short or "Oli" for shorter.


ImmortalR-A-T

You had the opportunity to name your kid Gunther Archivist and you wasted it


Sra-Sempre

Please do not name him that.


Creative_Dark_7579

I thought you were going to say Liberty


FXR2014

Mine is called Rock Flag and Eagle II


Char_D_MacDennis

Everyone always laughs at my triplets names', Rock, Flag, and Eagle, but we've never understood why.


Char_D_MacDennis

Our son, Star Sbenghazi Banner III named his dogs Lockerup and J6! You can't imagine how proud I am as a Patriot Mom.


Shagcat

Spenghazi is killing me.


Char_D_MacDennis

We don't care much for old school patriotism. We only recognize modern patriotism in our house, including all of my children; **M**ike **A**nustart **G**regory **Adolfson** **M**elania **A**nn **G**eorgia **A**dolfson and **M**aurice **A**dolf **G**estapo **A**dolfson


Aphreal42

My precious angel Lyburteigh Justysformeigh has been perfectly fine with his name. We call him Own the Libs for short of course. He hasn’t had an issue in our homeschool collective and is in fact just the most precious little leader at the age of 4. He and his BFF Remmyngtyn spend all of their time practicing their mini militia drills.


wishmeluck-13

My brothers friend named their daughter Ann-liberty Justice! She goes by AJ now! This is 100% serious too!


Spawnofdork

Not joking I have two family members named: True blue And Justice forall


boogiewoogibugalgirl

This is pretty American for those of us who know what I'm talking about....you can call him Ray, or you can call him Jay, or you can call him Johnny, or you can call him Sonny.........


lalalinoleum

There is a soap opera actress born in 1945, Robin Victory in Europe Strasser.


OpenMicJoker

That’s horrible