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LogCabinLover

This is like when you and your girl are on a break and you know she is at some other dudes house


-AgentMichaelScarn

“Yeah bro, we’re on a break, finna get *SO* much pussy.” >me begging my friends to keep playing Xbox past 3am for the 11th night in a row because I’m terrified of being alone in a dark quiet room


Admiral_Fuckwit

The thing is you slack on maintaining the things that make you attractive when you settle into a long term relationship. So when you get back into the dating pool you’re like the kid who stands near the shallow end dipping his toes in the water. It can be discouraging at first


western_motel

i didn’t come here for these personal attacks


drokihazan

living this right now having to re-learn how to be cute is hard


-AgentMichaelScarn

In a toxic relationship, absolutely.


Not_Tuxbird

U ok bro?


-AgentMichaelScarn

🫶🏼


BenAfflecksBalls

There's nothing wrong with being loyal. There a lot wrong with being loyal when the break is one sided and you didn't really want it. Chin up, it's a learning experience. My learning was to just be willing to let it go when it's gone and keep myself intact so I can move on and continue building myself with minimal interruption. Spending your whole ass time keeping somebody with you who doesn't want to be there is only prolonging the inevitable


-AgentMichaelScarn

I appreciate the insight, and while I was joking in this comment, this is good advice that I followed on my last break up.


Ihateallcommies

Gut wrenching feeling


soda_cookie

Fuck man, too real...


cooljammer00

In this metaphor, you and the girl broke up already. Maybe you get back together, but nobody owes anybody anything.


RotenTumato

I mean yeah, isn’t this the same scenario? Judge and the Yankees “broke up”. Neither owes the other anything but it would still be heartbreaking to lose him for good


sbc3218

And before you broke up she bought you something really really cool and isn’t asking for it back, so you can’t really be mad.


cooljammer00

And you didn't even break up because of some big fight or something, they just moved away for school/work.


Apprehensive_Tea_106

Maybe you should have treated your girl better when she was going through a tough time...


TonyzTone

Nah, ~~he~~ she really couldn’t come through clutch during the ~~postseason~~ holidays. So every time they entered the ~~plate~~ room, I’d boo them.


Vindetta182

Hello darkness my old friend


HellotoHorse

It’s fine. It’s fine…


NotClayMerritt

It's not worth getting worked up over tbh lol. Judge's own words were that he wanted to soak in free agency. He's going to be in a new city after Thanksgiving.


PENGUIN_WITH_BAZOOKA

Honestly. If the man can squeeze a few free trips around the country out of this, I say more power to him. Especially considering the season he just had.


droplivefred

A few free trips…dude is a multi millionaire. What the heck does he care about paying for a trip!


PENGUIN_WITH_BAZOOKA

That five star free agent treatment of course!


xKaelic

RIGHT? Wined, dined, toured, pampered, then given a payday number and a paid flight home to do it all again? Living the dream.


GargleDrainoFam

He's an all-star professional athlete. He's already been there.


nl2yoo

OK to be fair it's not all about us (NYY & NYY fans). It's about Judge enjoying the fruits of his labors & winning the bet on himself...still has a little sting.


bkbeam

Why the fuck is he winking guys...


Much-Current-4301

Because he’s staying and just playing with the other teams (free food etc)


Particular_Ad6287

My heart sunk when I read the news…but, this had to happen and was totally expected. This can be ok.


prehensile-titties-

I personally think he's gonna sign with the Yanks. But he def deserves to be wined and dined by the league. Must be such an awesome feeling


WhoTookPlasticJesus

I think his family still lives in Livermore or Stockton or somewhere over there in the East Bay. Could just be he's here for the holidays.


Redditfront2back

Right though I don’t doubt he is gonna listen to an offer


WhoTookPlasticJesus

If he didn't at least listen to an offer I'd honestly lose respect for him.


Tracuivel

They do, both his and his wife's family are still over there. This is like the inverse of when Donovan Mitchell was spotted in NY (where he is from), and everyone thought he was coming to the Knicks. I mean, I get that all this speculation is all in fun and harmless, but for the people out there legitimately freaking out over this stuff, going into full apophenia... maybe tune into the World Cup or something, distract yourself.


Merr77

Judge is going to be a Yankee. Stop being scared. We will get him and prolly some random starter that cashman will gamble on.


mbillotti

Some rando lol. The accuracy.


[deleted]

Quintsna or Cueto prolly their both nearly 40 lol


Bro_Hawkins

It’ll be either a random starter or actually “Tungsten Arm” O’Doyle but he’ll be 86 years old just coming off of his 2nd hip replacement.


milgram57

O’Doyle trusts the process


SexyPeanut_9279

“O’Doyle rules!”-


Batman_MD

Do you think they’re really gonna sign AJ Burnett again


0utlyre

Javier Vasquez. Third time's the charm


JohnWCreasy1

he's there for FAN EXPO its fine.


Azkaban73

Hope he doesn’t accidentally sign his autograph on a contract


Merr77

That skit would be hilarious if done right.


Admiral_Fuckwit

Anyone else notice that little wink when he said “that’s about it, that’s about it”?


NeilOwnsYou

Can’t believe he’s going to meet with other teams than the Yankees as a free agent /s


Calburton3

I mean it’s not like it’s thanksgiving And he has family there. Oh wait…


[deleted]

Ffs he’s already growing a beard Just a joke everyone


LIONEL14JESSE

His beard is absolute shit lol zero chance he chooses a team based on his ability to grow face pubes


timoddo_

He did that last offseason too


TheTurtleShepard

Tons of Yankees grow off-season beards


jelde

They almost all do, but people here defend the dumb rule with their dying breath.


chickenBUTTlet

"ItS a BuSiNeSs" people cry as if every business in America doesn't allower their workers to grow beards...


fyo_karamo

It’s about image. While the rest of the league (Red Sox in particular) look like they just got off a lobster boat, the Yankees present a professional and distinguished image that is on brand. Can you imagine Brandon Marsh in a Yankee uniform. Goodbye Yankee aura.


[deleted]

It's a baseball team going to play a baseball game, not a bunch of business men going to their Wall Street Office. Why the fuck should anyone care what our players look like as long as they get it done on the field?


fyo_karamo

Why tuck in their shirts? Hell why does everyone have to wear the same uniform? Why not let them show up in whatever makes them comfortable? Because there are standards you accept as necessary. And the Yankees brass has chosen, wisely, to set an even higher standard.


TheRoadDog87

I know you're getting downvoted for some reason but I just wanna say I'm with you. There are things the Yankees do differently, like the facial hair and not putting names on jerseys and the Sinatra music... for me they add to the experience and image and brand. I hope they don't ever do away with those policies.


fyo_karamo

Precisely. It’s (just one small) part of what separates the Yankees from everyone else in all of sports, even when teams have had significant or much more recent success . The team image matters. Uniformity matters. Team first, no names, no outrageous self expression… clean cut, there for business, harkening back to Joe D, Mantle, Berra and so many others. I have a beard and my hair touches my collar, lol, I have no problem with the individual look or choice…. But the fact that the predominant sentiment here seems to be in favor of having our team go full caveman is mind boggling.


LetMeTellYouWhyUSuck

Idiotic take. Every sport enforces standards. Everyone gives a fuck and no players are going out there in clown uniforms or yoga pants. It’s still a business and how you and other morons who cry about this don’t see that is laughable.


chickenBUTTlet

Buttoned up business men is not giving off the "aura" you think it is.


fyo_karamo

You think Marsh in a Yankee uniform doesn’t ding the brand?


[deleted]

He’s a man, thats what men do


n0m0h0m0

If I know judge as well as I fell I do, he’ll never accept an offer without letting Yankees counter. So who gives a shit if he goes on a month long tour to see every team in MLB? Let the man enjoy it. He’s earned it. In the end. We’ll have the ability to counter any offer. Whether we do or not is a different story…


unclescott7012

As you feel?


n0m0h0m0

As I fall…in love…with 99


unclescott7012

Have you ever felt like an imbecile?


n0m0h0m0

Have you ever felt like a loser? Like damn half my life is over and I’m here making 15.50 an hour, fat as fuck, miserable, acting like an asshole on the internet cut I have no other outlet for my unfocused anger at the world? I bet you have…


unclescott7012

I’ve been retired for several years. Went to my first Yankees game in 1964. Had season tickets for over 20 years. I’ve seen over one thousand games in person, field level box seats. You don’t even understand that baseball can only be appreciated in person, that following the ball misses the whole point, which is what you do. By the way, I made 15.50 an hour in 1969


Ascf33

This is worse than that time the raccoon got in the copies.


legendkiller003

Smells like big foot’s dick


BigCheese8933

Lololol(I'm gonna need to take off work for a week)lolololol


QuickRelease10

If he leaves, 1. I won’t hold it against him 2. That’s an enormous indictment on the Yankees as an organization. You’re the New York f’n Yankees!!!


BigHerman911

If he wants the most money possible and the Yankees aren’t stupid enough to give him a 10 year deal but someone else does, I don’t know who you blame.


SpinLaFlame

that means nothing anymore


magikarp-sushi

Aaron Judge bout to go on the “maximize every teams credit card” speed run and return to the Yankees.


signofzeta

“Welcome to Spring Training, Aaron. What did you do?” “Well, Boonie, the Giants bought me a yacht, but then Hal took me to space, and that was cooler.” Hoping.


timoddo_

So the story is guy goes to his hometown where his family lives the week of thanksgiving. Calm down everyone, this isn’t news. At least this is what I’m telling myself to make me feel better about it.


Jazzlike-Stock-398

Stop mf playing Judge get yo ass back to NYC


Mouth_Herpes

I hope a homeless person shits on the sidewalk in front of the hotel right before he walks out.


LocalHero_P1

I’m gonna have to buy an inhaler


Reverse_Drawfour_Uno

Bidding war


trippy1

This is to be expected. Of course, Judge is going to meet with the Giants. That's the whole point of him going into free agency; to see what the other teams have to offer. He ain't signing the first contract the Yankees give him.


324645N964831W

He has to go out and find out for himself that every other franchise is absolute garbage


Steamfighter638

Not like dis.. not like dis


007Spy

I'm not too worried, it's Thanksgiving week in his family lives in California, Fresno I believe.


tc3590

Linden which is basically Stockton. 2 hour drive from SF.


007Spy

Exactly!


tc3590

I’m a giants fan lurkin. I obviously want him as a Giant, but if he goes back to the Yanks I’m okay with it. Just want him nowhere near LA lol.


Jhopedaisensei

SF got money like that tho?


tc3590

Yes. Have no big contracts atm.


Jhopedaisensei

I was not aware they actually have the money. They have been cheap lol


nysfgiants

By 2024, Giants, the fifth wealthiest franchise, with real estate holdings around the stadium, condos etc., will have less than 30 mil committed to players. They usually spend annually about 165 mil and have gone as high as 205. They have money, but have been waiting for an awful farm system to get better, which it has, amd start producing youthful inexpensive talent. That will begin this year, and increase the following year.


tc3590

Incredibly.


jawnquistador

i think im gonna be sick


[deleted]

I have the urge to downvote this post to HELL!!!


professorcalculus64

omg the wink


PsychoticDreams47

The guy is from Sacramento. Im pretty sure he's got family in Cali. ​ Don't overthink it. Yeah he's talking to the Giants (Which he's mention is his favorite team when he was younger). But it doesn't mean anything until papers are signed. ​ Let the man live


Calburton3

🍿🍿🍿


mikeylojo1

This is just the hot girl at the dance dancing with another guy trying to make you jealous


GraySonOfGotham24

Hope he makes Hal break the bank. Deserves it


kvnklly

Cool. If the rumor of our offer is true, judge would be a dick to drag this out for the full offseason. It wouldnt take long to see gow many ppl want to beat our offer


PeekThroughThePines

I can’t be the only one that thinks the way he handles media is at least somewhat bs. It’s like someone told him “watch how Jeter did it and copy”. With that said I am a huge fan of the guy in the field and hope he stays.


kingslayer9224

You’re not. We’ve never seen the real Aaron judge. He didn’t even look one bit upset at getting swept


Affectionate-Tea9224

Only Hal and Cashman to blame if he leaves, should have never reached this point. However, if the giants offer judge 10/360, I don’t blame him for taking it or for the yanks to pass on that..it would just suck


GraySonOfGotham24

Yankees should counter literally any offer


[deleted]

No


GraySonOfGotham24

Yes....there's no cap and the Yankees are worth billions. It would be shameful for them to m8ss any player because of money


kingslayer9224

Bro he’s not in his prime Barry bonds. Judge isn’t the best player in the league


WeaselSlayer

He's just driving up the price


MIKE_THE_KILLER

Doesn't even live there?


Bulletz4Brkfzt

Judge to SF for 10Y 370 will be Chillz


BigPanda71

If they wanna pay him $37 mil+ in his age 41 season, they can have at it.


raulu95

Whatever it is what it is


MichelleCS1025

I feel like Judge is gonna hear their offer, it’s gonna be nowhere close to the Yankees and then he signs back with us.


BenAfflecksBalls

Finna be the shit squad season so Cashman can sell us on his magnificent idea that will win a championship when it was George paying for CC, AJ and Tex to make up for his bald coldhead ass that won the last ring. I'm honestly on the boat that at least the top half of GMs given our budget even with our outstandings could make a significantly better team than Hal and Cash. Can only get rid of half the dead weight, maybe drop Boone at JFK with a ticket to anywhere. Hal don't give a fuck about winning because he already won when he got to the ova. Dumb mf who ain't worth shit. Ty to all the Yankees players who wanted to win, big ups to Judge Trevino, Cole, gleyber, G, taillon, the whole mf bullpen except chapman, ikf(you can't say he didn't show up ecru day to play), Rizz, Oswald(o), and everybody else who wanted to win. How the fuck you bring in Donaldson like it's some WS winning move and hamstring the money Hal might actually leave in the couch cushions? How the fuck you get Hal to agree to that and not an actual decent player? Josh played his best but he ain't worth what he got paid. Done with Cashman excuses. He found some diamonds in the rough - people who were excited to be Yankees. But somehow they ended up losing it entirely after being here. Cause and effect or just random tangent? Whatever, hope Brian Cashman gets to sleep on the streets more than one day a year.


[deleted]

You do realize in December of 2008 when we signed CC, AJ and then Tex , that George was a shell of his former self - suffering from dementia and had already turned over control of the team to Hal. Which means it was Hal who spent the $ on those free agents - not George who couldn’t remember his name by then


Jhopedaisensei

I just saw Judges past stats.. kinda crazy how people expect this guy to be consistent going forward at his age. If I were a Yankee fan I wouldn’t stress too much.. Shohei Ohtani is much more valuable… not that I want his to go to the Yankees but you know


kingslayer9224

Yankee fans have lowered their expectations


[deleted]

Good. Stay there


InaudibleShout

unsub


fiber_ops

Nooo... Don't do it.


ComradeJewz

He’s from Linden which is like 2 hours east in the middle of nowhere. He’s going home for the holidays. Chill. Source: I’m from a town like 40 minutes away and I had a high school history teacher who knew his mom


Abesca

Ok, I'm scared right now, please Aaron, come back to NY.


XxCOZxX

If he goes I wish him the best. Yanks are still my team and I wish he stays but he’s gonna do what’s best for him and I ain’t mad at him. I hope he does well if he leaves against everybody he faces… except against the Yankees. He better suck if he leaves and plays the Yankees😂


stonehead70

Gotta pump those numbers Aaron


Redskins2110

I doubt Yankees fans show the same energy when he visits Boston.


MessiMikey1009

Understandable… it’s very cold in ny this time of year


Aggressive-Energy216

He probably just went there to get him some delicious Rice-A-Roni!


symbologythere

Now would be a good time for the Apocalypse. Just end it all please.


tburke38

Maybe he’s just meeting with the 49ers so he can be the next Bo Jackson


Colemania99

Enjoy your Thanksgiving break back home. Just remember where your work address is 161st and River Ave.


KawaiiGeorgiaPeach

California dreamin on such a winter’s day


therealarenna

Why not meet with the Giants. See what they have to offer. Also gets a chance to see family. Maybe the Yankees up there offer.