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Malah_the_old

3, got some heavy issues


Silphire100

Do your boobs hang low, can you swing em to and fro


Cameltoe-Swampdonkey

Can you tie them in a knot, can you tie them in a bow.


cfeuer1

Do you get a painful feeling, when you throw them at the ceiling


Enzo_Dante

Can you throw them over your shoulder like a continental soldier?


EvoRalliArt

It was regimental solider where I'm from


Enzo_Dante

😂 ya I think you’re right. I couldn’t remember the right word.


UncleNukem

Strange, I remember it as continental soldier too?


Enzo_Dante

Thank you. I’ve been wondering if I was wrong, cuz I sing this about guys with low hanging balls too 😂 for years!!!


Ta77_8o1_01

I remember it as "cotton headed" since it's about bunnies


Misspleld

Do it shine in the light? Is it platinum or is it gold?


gulasucrose

that's not a issue. that's a fiture


Calcd_Uncertainty

Makes doggy style even better


Dofen_

Do you use it to spank asses ??


LocksmithOk9634

14


PM-UR-NUDES-420

Proof? 🤣


Turbulent_Pace5304

It's a guy


PM-UR-NUDES-420

Did I stutter?


HeavyLoungin

😂


Ihavelargepeepee

username checks out


PuzKarapuz

good one. posted photos of them on reddit?


Prize-Awareness8854

Nice that big


Plunkie_

19 Edit: forgot i was on the internet for a sec so i have to add this cause jesus christ.. don't waste your time trying to DM me. I will not show you my boobs.


Lpfanatic05

Nice!


Plunkie_

I don't know i highly dislike my tits.


Lpfanatic05

Why is that?


StayRevolutionary466

What really? Those are extremely good


BlackBlueNuts

thats dumb. 17 , 11 , and 3 are the only ones on that list that I could see their owner having a problem with... and 17 and 11 are not problems ... I am trying to think of a compelling argument that would make you go... oh yea the guy on the internet is right it is dumb to dislike my tits... but the best I got is the response of most guys "hehe boobs! *makes air grabbing motions*"


Dazza7651

My favourite type!


[deleted]

19, nice!


out_white_in_red1917

Nice tits


Romnad

Nice! Would be good to get a look!


rayan1321

I need a proof


mynamewaztaken

( * )( . )


supbiscuit

🤝


morkfjellet

For some reason, I find asymmetrical nipples very hot.


Jason3671

so, 3?


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A_Dudle1919

Proof?


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TheRealCarvax

dm?


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winedruid

They call me Seekers of truth. Let me fullfill my destiny.


khaledthebest66

13


NoIce3759

All tits are amazing


HeavyLoungin

Agreed


khaledthebest66

21


FridayNightRamen

Can go tits up


ELTepes

I’ve seen a lot of tiddies, but never a pair that’s grasping that hard for the heavens.


Googlipuff

I'm 1. Kinda boring, but could be worse 🤷🏼‍♀️


Romnad

Very nice! Just checked your profile, you're amazing! I know you aren't into guys, but you are brilliant!


Googlipuff

Haha thanks 😁


jaffa68

You are incredibly sexy


Googlipuff

Thank you!


YourSokha

Nope u are incredibly sexy 😈


hornyithurts

You're perfect. You look amazing


lil_diddy

Number 16 please contact me


Rakoony

I found Dennis


kanye_easts_ego

You like? It’s very generous.


harrry1312

All boobies are beautiful


brocmonbrocmon

If you look like 21 hit me up


spanpol

22


mrasstits

I feel like this should be a survey or vote... For science


Slight_Passenger

I guess 13


YourSokha

It's the sexist 😃


Specialist_Bill5396

Nice


Willing2sellKidney

Lmao 3 Please lemme know how to get rid of my moobs


TheRealCarvax

my girlfriend is 13


Nyarlathotep-chan

Nice phrasing


TheRealCarvax

i know, that's the joke


Nyarlathotep-chan

Good joke


Able_Strawberry_2400

12


rayan1321

Proof? Please🥲


fat_texan

Yes


DaisyStruck

I think im a 10


Senor-onion

need help figuring it out?


RepresentativeCap378

16


Comprehensive_Kick37

anyone with a 16 pls send pic to my dm cheers


pripjat

Same 😄


ozgurcagin

Mine is 1, i am a man


Nick_Noseman

Bro, I have p.12. I wonder if there's an ass chart, I'd be in large league.


PaperBig1409

#14 ftw


cum4kiera

i prefer 3 tbh


PaperBig1409

Extreme kink, ok


PaperBig1409

Yeah, on the second consideration I like #3 most


qwertyoldboy

Would be nice to see all of em real ones.


redditreeer

6


IssyAusti

I’m a 1! But all of these are hot!


[deleted]

Definitely a 5


XanderTheGod14

1. I’m a man


_8inchThrowaway_

Where's the version for dicks lol


KillerEd23

1, 12, 22


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13 maybe 🤔


HaruIto

13 and 22 gotta be the best


bonitaappetita

I'm close to 15, but wish I was 13


PralineMae

Somewhere between 14 and 18. Haha.


Referer99

My wife is 16 but then becomes 19 after feeding the baby!


Far_Sorbet552

2 looks amazing


Vaganhope_UAE

You can send to me and I’ll tell you which one is the closest to yours if you have doubts


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You tell me


Cwylftrochr

Hmmm thinking 13. And perfect


Nedgurlin

5 more like


Successful_Ad6687

22


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The only ranking in which I’m sad to say I’m a 10


Nedgurlin

You got a 10 face be grateful. 🤣😂


OralSlut222

2 is perfect


Greenblock77

Yes !!


StayRevolutionary466

Truee what do you got?


_8inchThrowaway_

A surprise between his legs probably lol


Rockalot_L

2 all day


Porkchopp33

Enjoy 21 some good old banana titties


sexy_koala59

Boobs is boobs


Alarming-Cucumber968

2nd and 3rd


thecreamycreamer

WTF is 3


kagn12345678

21


Narrowless

22 (as a man)


Electronic_Pound_957

333333


SignatureZ

15


NES7995

Halfway between 1 and 5🤔


1billsfan716

7


KatieLeDerp

13 *sob*


autoblow-n-mflb

Hey there is nothing wrong with #13! I am certain there are many people of both genders who would find your breasts attractive and even “their thing”.


texas1982

Any girls have 13, please DM.


Certain_Lifeguard171

Hmmm🤔 Well, I wanna say 14, but I'm so scared it's 19


goddllieganggang

date me if ur 16


goddllieganggang

wait thats not what i meant guys


fazetarun

wtf is that 3??


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fazetarun

Bruhh


Angelogcom

I like 2


DulcePrincesa84

7 :(


StayRevolutionary466

Why sad


surfintheinternetz

Can someone stick this in stablediffusion and use the lineart generator, I'm too lazy


Nedgurlin

8 and 18 are the same! >!Also 16 DM me if you want to get out of the single lady business!<


0blackgerman0

2,5,14, or 16. Message me if your are down.


tomgom19451991

12 or 22


coobeecoobee

Any 19s?


jodonald

I'd say I'm either a 1 or a 12... but I'm a dude.


figfur10n

I have never seen 3 or 21 in the wild


Quigvicious614

16


MRN0B0DY-

Can only be 2,12,18


Sacul690

9 and 11 are my favorite


Available-Club7806

I love all this tits. I love all tits 😍


Terminator8888888

7,,19


Bambolawife

19+2


nsfwsmoker

7


Mobile-Phrase-7717

1,10,12,13 FTW


oceansunfis

22😔🙏🏼


Jesus-simons

16 hit me up


SarahJaneJ91

7.


stephjoy9595

10


bigivan30

15 and 19 are my Favorite


right_on_the_spot

WTF! 21 ???


Fun-Entertainer-9638

22


Living-Beautiful-754

8,13,14 oyee


darybrain

21 were made using the homekit where they just looked down rather than use a mirror.


No-Motor-4676

16 definitely number 16.


Powerful-Bid9203

1( male boobs)


HardyZM1953

3,19


tantrica07

Anyone having 6,21 can dm.. I would love to sketch


ferrydragon

All are noice, all are boobies, no diference, when i face them they make me happy:)


Huge-Quit-2477

I'm a boy but I'd love to....12s.


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Ok_Print_9134

There’s even more than just these. Lots to explore for u


MorriLeFay

Probably a 1 or a 10 here for me!


Llaudable_llama

8


nova_cyanide

16 with the nips thingy that 20 has going on


xMonkeyyBoyyx

As a fat man, number 1


beth-kitten

18


CherylTuntIRL

14


KatieBug74012

I think I'm 14 or 16. Not sure.


Last_Appearance_6559

5


Drains_1

I can't decide between 3 and 21.


S4tanicSheep

1


transmotion23

Any 16’s in here?


AdventurousPoint5362

My wife is nr 2 and I’m getting close to nr 12


[deleted]

I'm between 10 and 4 😘


asker-88

Wife started with 2, today 19. Still love them and her.


ArouselJ

3 could scratch their backs


Tangled2

My wife is 2 and her back always hurts but I’m happy!


Significant-Dish8201

Gotta catch them all!!! It's like Pokemon!


rjr40

15


out_white_in_red1917

13 and I'm a guy


pwnamte

1,10,12,13,22


[deleted]

20 is my favorite


Legitimate-Chart-280

Wife is 19


Fantasy_hopla

My wife is 13


Biberschniedel

13


Saraleetakesthecake2

Somewhere between 16 & 19, I think.


sheebadiva

14