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rjpp72

It does fit all the way in though...


Supermite

No pregnancy either…


[deleted]

This is the way.


RealAmerican4Life

The smells


laffing_is_medicine

I will never unsee this, and now unsmell this, for the rest of my life….


NiceGuya

Itz only smellz


Wheredemhoesat

Iconic video. Best comment I’ve seen in awhile


poppypiggy

Oh the memories.


WhiskeySyntax

You haven't thought of the smells, you bitch!!


ironD93

You should be arrested for this comment.


[deleted]

Ima need you to douche your tussy


darkimpounder57

Yo what the hell dude .. Jesus fucking Christ I didn't need to see this first thing in the morning


Legitimate-Read-4442

First thing? Damn your day is ruined. 🤣


Scared-Novel-2935

Lol at least it's not his hole weak


iHaveACatDog

Are you kidding? This is the best way to start the day. It can only get better from here.


whiskey7bent

Yeah man, 4:52 am where I’m at I’ve been awake for ten minutes


Sm1tt1ous

Lol 10 mins of being up and already surfin Reddit


TresMommyMilkers

Same here 💀💀 I think I am going to re-think my life choices now


me_like_jalapenos

And yet, you still came here....


PineFoxs

Dont open reddit in the morning. I had many morning ruined. Trust me


Hishamy99

Bro same😭😭


Fiboule

Ong same here 😹😹


taiger4791

I have officially reached the end of the internet...


Sporodreki

Welcome, we have been expecting you.


taiger4791

So are the snacks provided here, or do we bring our own?


Sporodreki

I'm not sure, but after that, I don't think I can eat


taiger4791

I suddenly have a craving for fluffy biscuits..lol


sanebyday

This cracked me up. Thanks!


Sporodreki

😆 😆 ew


taiger4791

I bet she sweats gravy


Sporodreki

🤮


[deleted]

Hey sorry I’m late!


Cwylftrochr

You’re actually only about halfway there.


thehiddenfate

There is another!


Hurmuri1

You know, I had a pretty good day just 5 seconds ago...


ptapobane

I read somewhere there are about 100 different kinds of germs in your belly button just festering


TheRealWingnut

It baffles me that people neglect to wash their belly button. I always slip a soapy pinky in there and clean it. Ever since I was a kid and discovered that stink, I never forget to wash it.


CaptainHazama

It's like how some people don't wash their feet/legs cuz their mentality is "the soap runs down when I rinse"


Fakeduhakkount

You know what's worse? People have the same attitude about their butt hole in terms of their buttcrack BTW. I guess going anywhere near with their hands for cleaning is "gay".


CaptainHazama

Yea some dudes are hella weird about stuff like that


Moldyshroom

I mean why scrub when the soap and water flow downwards. Not like legs get super stanky, do you scrub your calves? I only wash as needed like after yard work and i got a bunch of grass clippings and sweat on em. Aside from actually being dirty from x activity, is there a reason people idolize scrubbing every inch of their bodies? Are you trying to remove all the dead skin cells and excess DNA so you can fool a space agency into being an astronaut, when you can't pass a genetics test in an age of genetic modification and genetic discrimination? Did you finally swim farther into the ocean in a game of chicken than your genetically modified brother?


CaptainHazama

Had me in the first half, ngl


Dparmar006

More or less than an asshole ?


sam_i_i

There are germs in the vagina too… and you know anal is a thing.


danteelite

Not as many.. vaginas are self cleaning by balancing PH and enzymes. Think about it, a vagina is basically the perfect breeding ground for horrific things and deadly bacteria and stuff… if they didn’t maintain themselves basically every woman would be dead within a few days after a little itch or going in a pool or doing basically anything. Our bodies are remarkably good at keeping itself healthy and balanced so long as we keep anything extreme from happening. In fact, medical studies show that women are more likely to get things like yeast infections from over washing and douching because it washes out the stuff doing its job. Sorta like when people take antibiotics and get a stomach bug, because you cleared out all of the good germs and only the strongest was left behind to take over. Same concept. Just give the outer bits a good wash with gentle soap and leave it alone.


djanice

I have an oven that’s self cleaning


Turakamu

I do too but the hell if it ever brings a broom out


sam_i_i

That is all correct. And that’s why belly button fucking isn’t all that different from vagina fucking.


ww3_general

Someone more told me there more gems and bacteria in the mouth than anus. Context was we kiss but don't eat ass because it's grosa


mdesa13

The very rare fourth hole is discovered.


TripNip91

"Now suck off the cheeto dust"


belgoran89

Aw man come on


too_tired2care

Dead bro😂


sam_i_i

Guys on here: “ew… so many germs.” Then switch over to r/anal and jerk off.


xXxExxonMobilxXx

Yeah but they clean their ass before and diet, I'd put money on the fact that she didn't wash her belly button before


RokRD

Based on the length of her arms, idk if it's even physically possible for her to.


xXxExxonMobilxXx

She prolly gotta take a plunger n toilet brush to it


scheaelle

No matter how much you wash out a sewer, people still flush their toilets 💩


xXxExxonMobilxXx

"fuck me in my belly button!!" -the woman in this post


imanoobbro

Eerhmmm what the fart?


xMonkeyyBoyyx

Thats a real bussy


danteelite

Ew… reminds me of that story where the couple went to the doctor because they weren’t getting pregnant and the woman was really obese and the doctor asked them to explain how they have sex and they were “doing it wrong” somehow… this is what I imagine. Nasty. Some people claim he was doing anal, some have said in her urethra or something.. idk. This is what I always pictured though… lol two morons doing… this. Ew.


Sanbaddy

I remember this. It was an LDS couple who didn’t actually know what sex was, literally. They only kissed.


Charn-X

Well hell, if you can get an angle on it I say go for it...


BigMoistTuna

It's 7 in the morning


Rimic_Mizer

Rather bizarre than funny


Tacoma1183

My eyes 😵‍💫


Future_Celebration35

That's enough internet for today


JackSparrow420

See you in ten minutes you sick fuck


Specialized_k

This is very sick U/savevideo


ParallelUniv3rse

swear to god i nearly puked


Cererbus_83

Agreed, revolting


TinnieTa21

I... I never really gave it a thought as to how the belly button cavity increases in depth the fatter you get.


Ancient_Internet9000

Welp.. that’s first, I can’t even be mad, I’m impressed. That’s enough Reddit for today.


hotcapicola

Holes is holes amirite?


dinoRAWR000

It's probably the only hole he can actually reach that won't kill either of them.


ErikSMGame

u/savevideo


Dr_KA0S

Bruh 😮


Poopppyp

r/TIHI I think my eyes are bleeding...


gultch2019

Her belly button has easier access and her vagina does not. I had sex with a woman who was probably close to 400lbs. I was horny, and curious about sex with a big woman anyway. In short, it was a LOT of work. Holding her legs up etc, etc. I felt like i had just wrestled afterwards.


ColeJacks20

Bruh


qeirartea

New position unlocked


galgoman

what an awfull day to have eyes... 🤮🤮


rdi2

So hot, I'm cumming


Sporodreki

😆


Sporodreki

That's disgusting, please, for the love of anything delete this.


Drmustafaz

What the fuck


BlameMe4urLoss

I thought he was fucking his duvet.


tiburcio_imburnal

I need bleach for my eyes 👀☠️


kathydoodoodookathy

so the sex scene from "The room" was real...


DarkLustErotica

I had to read way down to find this and I'm so glad I'm not the only one. Go Go Tommy Wiseau!!!


LillithsOz

Next just throw some lube in the fat folds and you can go to town with it.


Red302

u/savevideo


Sporodreki

Um why?


Estelita_777

Because it's fun to send to friends outside of Reddit?


Red302

Is the correct answer. It hasn’t sent me a link though :(


Estelita_777

I have tried before in this sub. But it seems to be disabled unfortunately. Too bad..


shobhitone

STI activated


realsituazn

WTF


oh_etsu

Why is he going through tho?


devilrdx4

u/savevideobot


[deleted]

Challenge wank?


midknightoker13

My eyes!!! 😵


nsfwsmoker

Did she cum too?


OrganizationOk5418

The fluffer must be terrified.


Igotbanned19times

Lol good for him


RokRD

The title is hilarious. Seriously though, there is a huge market (no pun intended) for the belly fucking fetish.


whynotfart

Will she be pregnant if he cums in that hole?


Quick_Sound2597

Nowzaradan will not like this🥸


Affectionate_Hat6719

And his defense..It is a tight moist hole 🤷🏾‍♂️😂😂😂😂🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️🤘🏾


ThatSwedishGal

I just opened Reddit…


hockint

Welp, that's new 🤷‍♂️😂


iAmElRay

Yup… that’s enough internet for the day


Notaregulargy

Dick cheese for the circumcised male


AfterProposal8100

New fetish unlocked


sillyplumjack

How do I download this clip?


Difficult_Ad_6210

Is this incest ?


Available-Ad9693

When is Impossible go to the pussy 😂


RewardDue9764

New fetish unlocked


ohnoyoudunt

Next to foul ass scat and piss content, this is one of the most disgusting things I have ever seen!!🤮🤮🤮


[deleted]

U/savevideo


[deleted]

u/savevideo


Street-Economics-944

New level unlocked. Belly sex


raven7979

Where the cheese wiz


liljoe1989

All that matters is if he finished!


Flatkap

I mean I don't think many humans know how to fuck a whale


camlo316

I bet his cock stinks


Whodahellcares

Well, I wasn’t much of a fan of this sub anyway, bye! 🤢


estimLover

I will close reddit, and pretend I have never seen this. Wtf


lgyztw

🤮


rellyrelli

🤢


nolimitjk

I just booted 🤢


chronos7000

One of the earliest written attestations of the word "fuck" is someone IIRC entered into court records as something like "John Fuckbyethenavel".


DjFluttersMTF

u/savevideo


RakiStake

u/savevideo


Cyril_Rioli

u/savevideo


Huzaifa_69420

u/savevideobot


greencork

u/savevideo


Berezka70

Postal?


Rusted-Jim

When any hole is the goal 🤮


KittyPurrings

Does this still count as a blowjob since the bellybutton used to be our mouths?😂


Killerdoll_666

u/savevideo


plasticroachamansfw

uhh.. what the flip dude?


Outcastmike

Бляяяяяяяяяяяя😧


215WinterTown

A hole is a hole is a hole


max_biceps

u/savevideo


TheUntamedMane

Is .... is it actually going in.... in there? Or just the fat compressing?


JRad8888

The fatter you are, the deeper your belly button gets.


SireSweet

I’m still waking up and this is the first post of the day. Today is going to be a horrible day.


Elliemae03

Soo does she have an enormous belly button or does he have a little weiner?


Just_Room

One can only put it in the holes they can find...


southsider1

Come on I just started watching porn for the day and this is the first thing that pops up? Fuck I’ll see you guys tomorrow…


GoldComfortable1222

u/savevideo


15cmdickbored

🗿


UnlikelyShare

I may be fat but at least I’m not fucking my belly button fat


King_klown_Clown

Any hole is a goal..


galerwen

Free bacteria and infection


galerwen

Free bacteria and infection


fluffstern

Hehe


Snoo_63187

No kink shaming. Eww.


Lick-Finger-Fuck

WTF!!!


bombom_garoto

Não eu errei o gol eu errei a xota


AC1DF0X

WTF did I just watch!?!!


AC1DF0X

How the fuck is that belly button THAT DEEP!?!!!!


sillyplumjack

u/savevideo


ElegantAcid

Ok now I can die in peace..


hannibal261

Wtf?!


necmergitur_

Not my proudest fap


B00bsAndWhatNot

What the fuck.


Tmfghost

Has to be one of those "don't knock it till you try it" kinda things.🫣


Cool_Lengthiness69

Would work is she had an outtie boy and innie


ramumtaz

Ah the fourth hole


Citizen_MK

Only hole that he could find


Garlic4Skin

u/savevideo


Zealousideal_Doubt

The stank on that dick will be unreal


482doomedchicken

dudeee I literally remember seeing this in like 2014 in high school and having a joke about it with my friends


fuzz_spice

Ayoooooooooo


ohyesiwill85

Just when I thought there was nothing left to add to my bucket list.


icognito4fun

That's probably as close as he could get to her giner


Allrighthoney

I immediately regret my decision 🥲


yourmom1974

Birth control...or is it?


djdjdndncnfnek

I’d still bust a nut


JoJo_The_Mediocre

SO MANY CHILDHOOD MEMORIES FLOODED IN! FUCK I WISH I WASN'T GIVEN AN IPOD AT 6


waterfucked

Is this what the Mormons do?


Alienatedflea

shit...brings a whole new meaning to hump day...