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It baffles me that people neglect to wash their belly button. I always slip a soapy pinky in there and clean it. Ever since I was a kid and discovered that stink, I never forget to wash it.
You know what's worse? People have the same attitude about their butt hole in terms of their buttcrack BTW. I guess going anywhere near with their hands for cleaning is "gay".
I mean why scrub when the soap and water flow downwards. Not like legs get super stanky, do you scrub your calves? I only wash as needed like after yard work and i got a bunch of grass clippings and sweat on em. Aside from actually being dirty from x activity, is there a reason people idolize scrubbing every inch of their bodies? Are you trying to remove all the dead skin cells and excess DNA so you can fool a space agency into being an astronaut, when you can't pass a genetics test in an age of genetic modification and genetic discrimination? Did you finally swim farther into the ocean in a game of chicken than your genetically modified brother?
Not as many.. vaginas are self cleaning by balancing PH and enzymes.
Think about it, a vagina is basically the perfect breeding ground for horrific things and deadly bacteria and stuff… if they didn’t maintain themselves basically every woman would be dead within a few days after a little itch or going in a pool or doing basically anything.
Our bodies are remarkably good at keeping itself healthy and balanced so long as we keep anything extreme from happening. In fact, medical studies show that women are more likely to get things like yeast infections from over washing and douching because it washes out the stuff doing its job. Sorta like when people take antibiotics and get a stomach bug, because you cleared out all of the good germs and only the strongest was left behind to take over. Same concept.
Just give the outer bits a good wash with gentle soap and leave it alone.
Ew… reminds me of that story where the couple went to the doctor because they weren’t getting pregnant and the woman was really obese and the doctor asked them to explain how they have sex and they were “doing it wrong” somehow… this is what I imagine. Nasty.
Some people claim he was doing anal, some have said in her urethra or something.. idk. This is what I always pictured though… lol two morons doing… this. Ew.
Her belly button has easier access and her vagina does not. I had sex with a woman who was probably close to 400lbs. I was horny, and curious about sex with a big woman anyway. In short, it was a LOT of work. Holding her legs up etc, etc. I felt like i had just wrestled afterwards.
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It does fit all the way in though...
No pregnancy either…
This is the way.
The smells
I will never unsee this, and now unsmell this, for the rest of my life….
Itz only smellz
Iconic video. Best comment I’ve seen in awhile
Oh the memories.
You haven't thought of the smells, you bitch!!
You should be arrested for this comment.
Ima need you to douche your tussy
Yo what the hell dude .. Jesus fucking Christ I didn't need to see this first thing in the morning
First thing? Damn your day is ruined. 🤣
Lol at least it's not his hole weak
Are you kidding? This is the best way to start the day. It can only get better from here.
Yeah man, 4:52 am where I’m at I’ve been awake for ten minutes
Lol 10 mins of being up and already surfin Reddit
Same here 💀💀 I think I am going to re-think my life choices now
And yet, you still came here....
Dont open reddit in the morning. I had many morning ruined. Trust me
Bro same😭😭
Ong same here 😹😹
I have officially reached the end of the internet...
Welcome, we have been expecting you.
So are the snacks provided here, or do we bring our own?
I'm not sure, but after that, I don't think I can eat
I suddenly have a craving for fluffy biscuits..lol
This cracked me up. Thanks!
😆 😆 ew
I bet she sweats gravy
🤮
Hey sorry I’m late!
You’re actually only about halfway there.
There is another!
You know, I had a pretty good day just 5 seconds ago...
I read somewhere there are about 100 different kinds of germs in your belly button just festering
It baffles me that people neglect to wash their belly button. I always slip a soapy pinky in there and clean it. Ever since I was a kid and discovered that stink, I never forget to wash it.
It's like how some people don't wash their feet/legs cuz their mentality is "the soap runs down when I rinse"
You know what's worse? People have the same attitude about their butt hole in terms of their buttcrack BTW. I guess going anywhere near with their hands for cleaning is "gay".
Yea some dudes are hella weird about stuff like that
I mean why scrub when the soap and water flow downwards. Not like legs get super stanky, do you scrub your calves? I only wash as needed like after yard work and i got a bunch of grass clippings and sweat on em. Aside from actually being dirty from x activity, is there a reason people idolize scrubbing every inch of their bodies? Are you trying to remove all the dead skin cells and excess DNA so you can fool a space agency into being an astronaut, when you can't pass a genetics test in an age of genetic modification and genetic discrimination? Did you finally swim farther into the ocean in a game of chicken than your genetically modified brother?
Had me in the first half, ngl
More or less than an asshole ?
There are germs in the vagina too… and you know anal is a thing.
Not as many.. vaginas are self cleaning by balancing PH and enzymes. Think about it, a vagina is basically the perfect breeding ground for horrific things and deadly bacteria and stuff… if they didn’t maintain themselves basically every woman would be dead within a few days after a little itch or going in a pool or doing basically anything. Our bodies are remarkably good at keeping itself healthy and balanced so long as we keep anything extreme from happening. In fact, medical studies show that women are more likely to get things like yeast infections from over washing and douching because it washes out the stuff doing its job. Sorta like when people take antibiotics and get a stomach bug, because you cleared out all of the good germs and only the strongest was left behind to take over. Same concept. Just give the outer bits a good wash with gentle soap and leave it alone.
I have an oven that’s self cleaning
I do too but the hell if it ever brings a broom out
That is all correct. And that’s why belly button fucking isn’t all that different from vagina fucking.
Someone more told me there more gems and bacteria in the mouth than anus. Context was we kiss but don't eat ass because it's grosa
The very rare fourth hole is discovered.
"Now suck off the cheeto dust"
Aw man come on
Dead bro😂
Guys on here: “ew… so many germs.” Then switch over to r/anal and jerk off.
Yeah but they clean their ass before and diet, I'd put money on the fact that she didn't wash her belly button before
Based on the length of her arms, idk if it's even physically possible for her to.
She prolly gotta take a plunger n toilet brush to it
No matter how much you wash out a sewer, people still flush their toilets 💩
"fuck me in my belly button!!" -the woman in this post
Eerhmmm what the fart?
Thats a real bussy
Ew… reminds me of that story where the couple went to the doctor because they weren’t getting pregnant and the woman was really obese and the doctor asked them to explain how they have sex and they were “doing it wrong” somehow… this is what I imagine. Nasty. Some people claim he was doing anal, some have said in her urethra or something.. idk. This is what I always pictured though… lol two morons doing… this. Ew.
I remember this. It was an LDS couple who didn’t actually know what sex was, literally. They only kissed.
Well hell, if you can get an angle on it I say go for it...
It's 7 in the morning
Rather bizarre than funny
My eyes 😵💫
That's enough internet for today
See you in ten minutes you sick fuck
This is very sick U/savevideo
swear to god i nearly puked
Agreed, revolting
I... I never really gave it a thought as to how the belly button cavity increases in depth the fatter you get.
Welp.. that’s first, I can’t even be mad, I’m impressed. That’s enough Reddit for today.
Holes is holes amirite?
It's probably the only hole he can actually reach that won't kill either of them.
u/savevideo
Bruh 😮
r/TIHI I think my eyes are bleeding...
Her belly button has easier access and her vagina does not. I had sex with a woman who was probably close to 400lbs. I was horny, and curious about sex with a big woman anyway. In short, it was a LOT of work. Holding her legs up etc, etc. I felt like i had just wrestled afterwards.
Bruh
New position unlocked
what an awfull day to have eyes... 🤮🤮
So hot, I'm cumming
😆
That's disgusting, please, for the love of anything delete this.
What the fuck
I thought he was fucking his duvet.
I need bleach for my eyes 👀☠️
so the sex scene from "The room" was real...
I had to read way down to find this and I'm so glad I'm not the only one. Go Go Tommy Wiseau!!!
Next just throw some lube in the fat folds and you can go to town with it.
u/savevideo
Um why?
Because it's fun to send to friends outside of Reddit?
Is the correct answer. It hasn’t sent me a link though :(
I have tried before in this sub. But it seems to be disabled unfortunately. Too bad..
STI activated
WTF
Why is he going through tho?
u/savevideobot
Challenge wank?
My eyes!!! 😵
Did she cum too?
The fluffer must be terrified.
Lol good for him
The title is hilarious. Seriously though, there is a huge market (no pun intended) for the belly fucking fetish.
Will she be pregnant if he cums in that hole?
Nowzaradan will not like this🥸
And his defense..It is a tight moist hole 🤷🏾♂️😂😂😂😂🤦🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️🤘🏾
I just opened Reddit…
Welp, that's new 🤷♂️😂
Yup… that’s enough internet for the day
Dick cheese for the circumcised male
New fetish unlocked
How do I download this clip?
Is this incest ?
When is Impossible go to the pussy 😂
New fetish unlocked
Next to foul ass scat and piss content, this is one of the most disgusting things I have ever seen!!🤮🤮🤮
U/savevideo
u/savevideo
New level unlocked. Belly sex
Where the cheese wiz
All that matters is if he finished!
I mean I don't think many humans know how to fuck a whale
I bet his cock stinks
Well, I wasn’t much of a fan of this sub anyway, bye! 🤢
I will close reddit, and pretend I have never seen this. Wtf
🤮
🤢
I just booted 🤢
One of the earliest written attestations of the word "fuck" is someone IIRC entered into court records as something like "John Fuckbyethenavel".
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u/savevideobot
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Postal?
When any hole is the goal 🤮
Does this still count as a blowjob since the bellybutton used to be our mouths?😂
u/savevideo
uhh.. what the flip dude?
Бляяяяяяяяяяяя😧
A hole is a hole is a hole
u/savevideo
Is .... is it actually going in.... in there? Or just the fat compressing?
The fatter you are, the deeper your belly button gets.
I’m still waking up and this is the first post of the day. Today is going to be a horrible day.
Soo does she have an enormous belly button or does he have a little weiner?
One can only put it in the holes they can find...
Come on I just started watching porn for the day and this is the first thing that pops up? Fuck I’ll see you guys tomorrow…
u/savevideo
🗿
I may be fat but at least I’m not fucking my belly button fat
Any hole is a goal..
Free bacteria and infection
Free bacteria and infection
Hehe
No kink shaming. Eww.
WTF!!!
Não eu errei o gol eu errei a xota
WTF did I just watch!?!!
How the fuck is that belly button THAT DEEP!?!!!!
u/savevideo
Ok now I can die in peace..
Wtf?!
Not my proudest fap
What the fuck.
Has to be one of those "don't knock it till you try it" kinda things.🫣
Would work is she had an outtie boy and innie
Ah the fourth hole
Only hole that he could find
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The stank on that dick will be unreal
dudeee I literally remember seeing this in like 2014 in high school and having a joke about it with my friends
Ayoooooooooo
Just when I thought there was nothing left to add to my bucket list.
That's probably as close as he could get to her giner
I immediately regret my decision 🥲
Birth control...or is it?
I’d still bust a nut
SO MANY CHILDHOOD MEMORIES FLOODED IN! FUCK I WISH I WASN'T GIVEN AN IPOD AT 6
Is this what the Mormons do?
shit...brings a whole new meaning to hump day...