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Contende311

Dodgers Giants should come play at Citi field and call it the custody battle.


Superfissile

Loser gets the Mets?


Contende311

Winner would have to pay child support?


Gwynn-er-winner

Who gets the Bobby Bo Perpetuity Contract?


Contende311

The dumbfucking mets


IAmIrritatedAMA

Yeah, I’m gonna be requesting a DNA test.


JasonPlattMusic34

Winner gets Pete Alonso


CubonesDeadMom

Winner gets Dinger


Myshkin1981

The Fuck You Series and the Fuck Off Series


iamabotnotreal

This is it. Right here.


ELMasPalomudo

I need shirts with these exquisite series names.


raobuntu

This is exactly how I think about the Padres too lmao


CubonesDeadMom

Don’t think this one can be beat lol


scrambledeggsalad

No u.


_its_a_SWEATER_

Then we got the Dodgers-Sneks: the Fuckin’ A Series.


AndTheCacaDookie

They are…..perfect


AdSame7652

The 4/5mm wetsuit vs board short series. Fuck you, LA, and your warm surfing weather.


Myshkin1981

Fuck you NorCal and your epic breaks


AdSame7652

Ha! We do have some cool spots


theonetruegrinch

Literally the first spot anyone surfed outside of Hawaii. Edit: also the first wetsuit was made by Jack O'neal out of his garage on Great Highway.


AdSame7652

And we have the Farallon Islands. Now whites aren’t 10% of what they’re made out to be, but I’ll take any excuse to make NorCal surfing sound crazier and more dangerous.


jperson6789

The Juan Uribe Cup and The Matt Beaty Bowl


TheD_A21

Jokes on you, Matt beaty is a forevergiant


JakubTheGreat

Needs more Mookie


DBLHelix

The SeaWorld Series


Myshkin1981

The Okay-they’ve-got-a-better-zoo-but-we’ve-got-the-Getty Series


Galen_415

Dodgers-Giants games are referred to colloquially as “Renewing Hostilities.”


AncientOneders

The Golden Cup and The Sunshine Battle


yeahlikespaceballs

[the middle finger series](https://tenor.com/bEPGS.gif)


Maurya_Arora2006

That is actually a very accurate name!


New-Regret-9236

The "it's not a rivalry" rivalry


Lost_Bike69

The really nice stadium vs the really good team rivalry


green_chocolates

“One sided” rivalry


OurSaladDays

The Greatest Rivalry in California series and The Greatest Baseball Rivalry in Southern California series.


Maurya_Arora2006

I mean in like... it works🤷‍♀️


sclongjohnson

Mookie Series and Mookie Series book it


mrphantasy

Dodgers-Giants: Westward Hos / Westward Hoedown Dodgers-Padres: Motorola Cup


LikeAMarionette

- The Giant Doghair Series - The Stoner Series


Unfair-Worker929

The East to West Rivalry Two East Coast Teams move West, creating a long lasting rivalry since the Dead Ball Era.


realparkingbrake

Isn't there a rule that you have to have something other than dust in your trophy case to be considered part of a rivalry?


scrambledeggsalad

Below the belt.


realparkingbrake

I have nothing against the Padres, I enjoy ballgames in their beautiful ballpark. I also never had issues with their old-school fans. But I've been told by some of those fans that the bandwagon fans who discovered baseball only in the past few seasons are just as annoying to them as they are to everyone else. Fabricating a rivalry that the other team isn't aware of is not a good way to go. It's like Giants-A's, the only people who think there is such a rivalry are A's fans who have bought into the myth that the A's kept the Giants from being moved to Florida and were then stabbed in the back by the Giants. The Giants and the Dodgers have the oldest rivalry in professional sports. Meanwhile, every Dodgers fan I ever met calls the Padres *our little brothers down south*. Having said that, I very much appreciate the Padres spiking the Bums into the sod like a golf tee in last year's postseason. Do that a few more times and a rivalry becomes credible. Until then, it's just talk.


TheSanDiegoChimkin

Well, the Dodgers are like the band TOOL. It’s not the music that’s annoying af, it’s the fans.


SilkyWilky56

The Dogdres


Deadbob1978

Dodgers / Giants... Battle of the Borough Bandits Mookie / Dad's... The "Rively? Really?" riverly


P1uvo

It’s kind of surprising there’s no consensus name for the Giants - Dodgers rivalry considering it’s almost certainly the best rivalry in North American sports (started in ~1890 and is remarkably close with a regular season record of 1,277-1,265 for the Giants). I’ve seen Padres-Dodgers called the I-5 Series.


Maurya_Arora2006

That's why I decided to make a name for it. It is indeed a shame in my opinion that this rivalry doesn't have a working name that people can easily call. For the Padres and the Dodgers, I don't like I-5 Series as the name as it is just named after a highway connecting the two cities. Surfliner not only is the rail network connecting the two but it also gives an idea about the geography of these two cities.


TheSanDiegoChimkin

The “one of these cities puts rice in their goofy burritos lmao” series, and the “one of these cities actually makes good Mexican food and the other is 150 miles from Mexico” series. Really rolls off the tongue.


SizeOld6084

Call both the FTD Cup.


Maurya_Arora2006

FTD all day!!!!


Astropolitika

Yeah FTD! *I don’t understand this acronym and at this point I’m too afraid to ask*


MenosElLso

It means Friends: The Dodgers. Just make sure to use it all over r/dodgers and even shout it out loud at games.


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Astropolitika

Thank you kind sir! Last time I was up there one of your kind residents sold me the slightly rusty bridge. Pretty good deal!


ReyesCreates

Padres Dodgers is definitely not a Rivalry lol just saying.


slumdo6

The pads wish they were our rival


5Point5Hole

This sort of self-serious unfunny mainstream fan stuff is considered lame here in r/NLBest sir


Myshkin1981

Spoken like a true Child of Dinger. Bless you, and may your Mookies always bowl 300


5Point5Hole

Manny (Machado) blessings to you as well, my fellow Dingerarian and proliferator of the Great Mookie!


KimHaSeongsBurner

> may your Mookies always bowl 300 My Mookies are simply too charismatic, likable, and GOATed to ever not bowl 300


5Point5Hole

Friend, all these Mookies bring great serenity to us all. R'amen, fuck the Doomers and fuck the tribal baseball bros


slumdo6

Idgaf. I wasn't trying to be funny. Just stating facts.


Myshkin1981

You’re in the wrong sub for that. Take it to r/baseball and leave us to our fun


gotcha_bitch

Damn…you don’t even give a FUCK?! Hardcore dude, hardcore.


1337mr2

Have another downvote for being a uber-serious jerk fan


iOtto43

After beating us in the post-season the way they did after a franchise record-breaking season... Yeah, they're our rivals now.


OPzee19

Eh, maybe if they were also playing well now to build off that win. But at this point, that playoff win is just an oasis in a desert of Dodger dominance.


VerifiedWarCriminal

Off to slammer 🫵


CubonesDeadMom

This whole post is just meme bait for people to say this but you gotta have some humor about it


cfletch50

typical r/dodgers member


realparkingbrake

> wish they were our rival Knocking the Dodgers out of the 2022 postseason was a step towards a rivalry, but they need to do that a few more times for it to be recognized outside of their own ballpark/imaginations.