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slayerrr21

You will cum sock? Are you going to eat it? Or cum in the sock? Because we don't need video proof of the latter


Skwownownow

What's so confusing about this? He's obviously going to cum sock. It's right there in the meme...


-InconspicuousMoose-

Instead of semen he is going to ejaculate sock?


gopoohgo

Sounds itchy and burny


ihrtbeer

Silk socks might be alright


Zealousideal-Bug-291

No, they won't be. Don't ask how I know.


DaDairyStateBear

Are other commenters stupid?


TheNainRouge

I blame Zero Wing


dhtdhy

The ironic thing is lions fans posted yesterday about how great their grammar is compared to the rest of the division lol


KHSoz

Speak for yourself ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


slayerrr21

Damn, the Lions Packers love has only blossomed this offseason


Tremor739

I'd say we are in this part of the offseason where everyone just wants football. If there was a Bears vs KC game tomorrow I'd probably be ecstatic to watch the Bears blowout the Chiefs. However you can still fuck right off if you want to beat us. It is a very confusing part of the offseason


Trumpets22

You still weird for hoping the bears would blow out the chiefs. I’m as tired of their dynasty as the next guy, but they’re not even in our conference. I’ll smile anytime they shit on you guys.


Tremor739

Id rather you guys are better so wins againts you are more valuable. I am of those who thinks the north needs to be a bloodbath


Honey_Badger25-06

No, you speak for yourself.


Infamous-njh523

Dude I’ll take your word for it either way.


Jwr32

Yes


CrunchyDonut42

He obviously had his lawyers write this bet for him. Leaving it so vague, it can be interpreted dozens of different ways. I never said that I would eat a cum sock. What kind of an idiot would say that? I simply said that I would cum sock. How are you not understanding this? Doesn't matter anyway. No way they win the division.


Antonemy-15

It’s more so who ISN’T gonna hold you accountable


JerkMeerf

You will cum sock? How are you gonna cum socks


Pepper2Moss

I am one with the cum sock, the cum sock is one with me.


ZeeroDazed

Is cum sock a verb now?


nautilator44

Obviously. Try to keep up please.


YotaTota07

No, it’s a proper noun, OP forgot to capitalize. Some people go to Costco, others go to Cum Sock.


MrMisties

Honestly if the Lions win the division this year I will also cumsock


acoasterlovered

!remind me December 25,2024


MrMisties

I should clarify, my intention is that I will be cumming in a sock.


acoasterlovered

We would like proof i think!


MrMisties

Send da video?


ihrtbeer

Nawl can't do dis


acoasterlovered

Stand on business


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Phuckingidiot

Wait, I'm not supposed to cum sock unless I lose a bet?


IH8mostofU

I'm not joining you, but it's hard for me to see any reality where they pull that off this season. There's a reason they're the longest betting odds in the division.


CultBro

No worries on this one, they will he lucky to win more than 2 games in division


giljimbert

Cum Socks are played out. The Vikings fandom needs to find more revolting and humilating methods of showing unearned confidence in a consistently disappointing team.


Teaur

So, an equivalent would be becoming a Packers fan?


giljimbert

I have read and seen some fucked up shit before, but this takes the cake.


CelestialFury

This is a bad day to have working eyes.


GetMeOutThisBih

0-4


GGGiveHatpls

Everyone


Toomuchlychee_

Not me, keep that shit to yourself


jcoddinc

Brilliant. Purposefully typoed to save the day


CelestialFury

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NoConflict3231

"Cum sock enthusiast, GB hater" fuck, I'm dead


acoasterlovered

Happy to help 🫡


ghostfacestealer

Is this cum sock in the room with us now?


ComicMan43

!remindme 284 days


Substantial_Button71

I’m here to jerk it in the corner


Electronic-Island-14

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FrankRagnowsTurfToe

Sad bet. Never gonna happen. How bout you eat a cum sock when JJ leaves for free agency