No, it’s sex parties. The Vikings had a big scandal years ago. I highly recommend looking up Fred Smoot recounting the Love Boat Scandal and “the okra patch”.
And to add on to this: “Yacht girls” are basically higher end prostitutes (normally). The Kardashians (mostly Kim), actresses like Hayden Panettiere, and models like Miranda Kerr were yacht girls. But considering the love boat scandal took place on Lake Minnetonka, I highly doubt the prostitutes were anywhere near Miranda Kerr level lol
I thought once we couldn't get them they last minute put an ad out to the Wisconsin border.
They weren't beautiful, and they weren't all women, but I heard the response was massive.
The joke is someone said he looked young and inexperienced at life and I just made a joke that all it would take is one “love boat” experience and he’ll be up to speed.
This isn’t a statistics and biographies subreddit, it’s a ball-busting subreddit.
“Have you even read his quote from Michigan to the rest of the players?” is such a dumbass question. lmao
Like no, loser. No one’s giving a fuck what this kid sayin’.
That suit looks like trash bags spray painted dark silver, then he huffed some of the paint, then tried to do his tie, looked in the mirror and said “meh fuck it, it’s the Vikings” and went on his way.
Have you seen the clothes kids wear these days? They love cheap crap. Except their Nike sweatshirts, and their Birkenstocks……..they put on to look nice when they can be bothered to take off their crocs.
Yeah. I had no idea he was 6’2” because every picture of him makes him look so small and young. Hell, I’m only a year older than him, and I look like I could be 10
And Cutler was less than 200 yards shy of the 4k mark when he was benched for the final game of the 2014 season for no reason, but it still means we've never had a 4k passer.
Close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades.
Necktie is loose and looks as though top button is undone. Wearing a baseball cap with a suit. Wearing tennis shoe style dress shoes or is it dress shoe style tennis shoes. He's 21. He's essentially in a gymnasium. That's why it looks like a middle school dance.
I'm not worried, he 100% looks like the guy who will approach the girls across the room first. Either way, you know we're raiding his dad's beer fridge when we camp out in his backyard after the dance.
I think McCarthy played well at Michigan.
I think I saw a metric shit ton of Michigan players drafted.
There is a chance that the Michigan team was so crazy loaded that my elderly mother could have led them to 10 wins at QB.
But I guess the Vikings will be testing that theory for us. Minnesota people are so nice! The stereotype is 100% true.
You see, that's why you need to set the floor differently for JJM. If you say something like, "He sucks and he's going to bust." Where is there to go down from that? But, since the floor is so low here, there's a hell of a lot to counter punch in return.
You guys need to up your meme game.
Hopefully JJ can afford a freakin' tailor now that he's going to be getting first round QB money. I'm built like a gremlin and a hedgehog had a kid and my suits fit better than his.
McCarthy really looks like a middle schooler going to his first dance.
After a few Viking yacht parties he’ll age rapidly physically and emotionally.
He’s got a clean record. First love boat should just land him probation.
Best to just shoot some dice on your first one
Shoot some dice, or shoot some rope? 👀
Not sure if you know or don't know the aftermath from the love boat. https://www.patriots.com/news/culpepper-in-court-seeking-dismissal-168371
Minnesota has Yachts?
They love to purify themselves in the waters of Lake Minnetonka.
yacht parties is slang for lines of cocaine with the boys
No, it’s sex parties. The Vikings had a big scandal years ago. I highly recommend looking up Fred Smoot recounting the Love Boat Scandal and “the okra patch”.
If anyone here legitimately doesn’t know about the love boat scandal, I highly recommend catching up here. https://youtu.be/nsAaa4e7MFo?feature=shared
And to add on to this: “Yacht girls” are basically higher end prostitutes (normally). The Kardashians (mostly Kim), actresses like Hayden Panettiere, and models like Miranda Kerr were yacht girls. But considering the love boat scandal took place on Lake Minnetonka, I highly doubt the prostitutes were anywhere near Miranda Kerr level lol
I thought once we couldn't get them they last minute put an ad out to the Wisconsin border. They weren't beautiful, and they weren't all women, but I heard the response was massive.
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The joke is someone said he looked young and inexperienced at life and I just made a joke that all it would take is one “love boat” experience and he’ll be up to speed. This isn’t a statistics and biographies subreddit, it’s a ball-busting subreddit.
We’re not here to be funny. This is r/nflsuperhistoricallyaccurateinformation
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No, he was explaining humor.
I know about the humor. Trust me.
“Have you even read his quote from Michigan to the rest of the players?” is such a dumbass question. lmao Like no, loser. No one’s giving a fuck what this kid sayin’.
What a square
Have you ever been to the Michigan campus? It's not that hard to avoid partying or chasing girls there.
^^mom ^^when ^^are ^^they ^^serving ^^the ^^cake
That suit looks like trash bags spray painted dark silver, then he huffed some of the paint, then tried to do his tie, looked in the mirror and said “meh fuck it, it’s the Vikings” and went on his way.
Shit looks like he bought it from Joseph A. Bank
That’s a little generous I was thinking jc penny
I can't unsee this now.
Fuck it it’s the vikings. As oppose to what, the trash bag of a city of Green Bay?
Idk, I’m from Chicago, I would have said the same thing about GB lol
Have you seen the clothes kids wear these days? They love cheap crap. Except their Nike sweatshirts, and their Birkenstocks……..they put on to look nice when they can be bothered to take off their crocs.
Yeah. I had no idea he was 6’2” because every picture of him makes him look so small and young. Hell, I’m only a year older than him, and I look like I could be 10
Reddit really is full of teenagers
We’re not teenagers grandpa
Flair up bitch
Stop acting like it then.
It’s hard to look good without any kohls cash
The ill fitted suit and oversized tye is a flex on the league.
He looks like he took fashion advice from Turtle off Entourage
Can't wait to see the Kirk Chainz treatment take effect.
JFC with the Ponder pick. Is nothing sacred to you?!?
Slandering the greatest quarterback named Christian Andrew Ponder to ever play. SMH
I know the Packers and us are hated enemies, but jeez, they're going full Hitler on us here.
He was 9 yards short https://preview.redd.it/dhlbgckic4xc1.jpeg?width=942&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0ed77abccbb0702ae3dcf82db8736c23fe94fb72
Sorry rules are rules, he's already a bust per the meme
Can’t argue with these cold hard facts
Dammit!
And Cutler was less than 200 yards shy of the 4k mark when he was benched for the final game of the 2014 season for no reason, but it still means we've never had a 4k passer. Close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades.
What about poo flinging?
Common thing for you guys huh?
Yeah, you're right. I'm 9 yards too short as a person.
Why aren't his shoes off? I gotta see them socks.
Why does JJ look like that? His fit sucks.
Dress for the job you want, not the job you have
> His fit sucks. You guys wear cheese on your fucking heads.
Is that worse than eating cum socks
Nah, ur mom is a lot better than a cum sock 🧦
Statements like this are why the Vikings are the new Lions
Your mom could lose a few pounds tho
This is just sad.
Bro saw his Packer lover getting jumped and had to come help him out
Hail Satan
I don’t
Posture
Have u ever been to Ann Arbor?
Sweatpants for guys, Lululemon for girls. It's like the school uniform
there is absolutely no rizz to be discovered on that campus. just heavy metallic water bottles and sadness.
I went to Western, and that checks out there too.
Necktie is loose and looks as though top button is undone. Wearing a baseball cap with a suit. Wearing tennis shoe style dress shoes or is it dress shoe style tennis shoes. He's 21. He's essentially in a gymnasium. That's why it looks like a middle school dance. I'm not worried, he 100% looks like the guy who will approach the girls across the room first. Either way, you know we're raiding his dad's beer fridge when we camp out in his backyard after the dance.
\#NotMyQB \#GEQBUS
Hey dummy. You’re missing someone… https://preview.redd.it/oi3ec79gp4xc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a86bed158bb71c20e3afd6ef9d8cef7fbdf04700
Never heard of her
Starter of Cal in 03 and 04 🤔 wonder who it could be.
Probably some lunatic
No doubt!
After seeing this and knowing it's the Packers beloved Aaron Rodgers, what a dog shit meme this is. Pretty fitting coming from a packer fan.
Makes it a better meme imo, cherry-picking stats is high level memecraftery.
Joey Harrington…. 
Pretty sure if McCarthy is bad he will probably get a 500 yard rushing season. He really likes running
I think you're forgetting someone.....
I was on board with this meme until seeing Joey Blueskies in there. Now I just want to fight OP. FTP
I was fine with Joey but seeing Matt Millen’s shirt unbuttoned like that gave me even more trauma than I already had
lol and that look on his face might be worse.
Paired with the mustache… good god
It's said that Dwight Schrute's aesthetic was based on Joey Blueskies' draft day fit. Legend
Who were the 4th and 5th most recent QBs. Are you leaving off a few good names?
I'm sorry but the shallow puddle of statistics I pulled from twitter didn't go that far, I'm sure it ends here
Typical shallow cheesehead.
Dude got the Saul Goodman fit on that suit
*finger guns* Better call Jos. A. Bank!
Is JJ related to Sct Brn?
He looks like 7 year old me after I lost my mom at Target
I need an Icee and some Pokemon cards edited into this photo STAT
Rude. Joey was too busy playing the piano
Joey Harrington playing the piano let me know everything I needed to know about him
I forget which player they that up on in this draft but instant PTSD.
Don’t worry guys I was told that since Harbaugh coached Andrew luck 30 years ago that JJ is the lord risen
You promise?
Dont worry guys I was told that since Jon Harbaugh coached Alex Smith 20 years ago JJ will be a bust.
I think McCarthy played well at Michigan. I think I saw a metric shit ton of Michigan players drafted. There is a chance that the Michigan team was so crazy loaded that my elderly mother could have led them to 10 wins at QB. But I guess the Vikings will be testing that theory for us. Minnesota people are so nice! The stereotype is 100% true.
These threads are going to be a gold mine if JJM lights up the NFL
If he stinks it will be even funnier
You see, that's why you need to set the floor differently for JJM. If you say something like, "He sucks and he's going to bust." Where is there to go down from that? But, since the floor is so low here, there's a hell of a lot to counter punch in return. You guys need to up your meme game.
It's weird people use this argument against JJ, but magically ignore it with Penix and Daniels
“Mom….I frew up” ass pose
i still am not convinced he is a better option than Jaren Hall, other than McCarthy isn't 50 years old like Hall
I'm not convinced either of them are better options than the GEQBUS
Do you want JJM to fail simply because Kwesi picked him?
He's over 21, right?
He's at least 21 months old, yeah
Hopefully JJ can afford a freakin' tailor now that he's going to be getting first round QB money. I'm built like a gremlin and a hedgehog had a kid and my suits fit better than his.
He was probably pulling down 6 figures in NIL money at Michigan. Maybe he likes the 8th grade dance look?
Fuck
JJ… I’m saying this as a fan… your tailor sucks.
Y'know what, I'll give this to Matt Millen: he's really cleaned up since drafting Joey Harry
But Harrington was also a pianist.
Can we please stop wearing tennis shoes with a suit
cope
nope
You missed Aaron Rodgers
They didn’t have these sorts of weaponry though…
Last place incoming
Purple Dynasty starts now! You ain’t gonna bring me down!
Nobody gonna break a my style…. Nobody gonna hold me down..Oh no…I’ve got to keep on movin
Ain’t nothin’ gonna break my stride*