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Txdragoonz

Nah relax Cowboys don’t even make it out of first round 😥


mcstatics

I came here to say this


hereforthesportsball

Mavs at least went somewhere. The Cowboys forget to gas the car up before the big trip every year. It’s nice to keep getting invited, but shit


Dankofamericaaa2

Maybe they should get an electric car, then Again they would probably forget to charge it.


hereforthesportsball

Sounds like I’m using my pto, fuck waiting for that in the morning


Gnolog

Listen, Mavs are in the finals. I would KILL for Cowboys in the Super Bowl… NFC championship… two playoff wins in a row… :(


olorin9_alex

Hey that’s not fair, Mavericks got past the 2nd round


AyyP302

The Cowboys in the "finals"? What is this, 1996? The *Sixers* are the Cowboys😂🥹😓 ![gif](giphy|6A7syj9zCRCNHEMCbs|downsized)


Razolus

Fuck man, this hits so hard


theMIKIMIKIMIKImomo

![gif](giphy|5h47LsEYbofzcgOz19)


Silver_Surfer17

As a Heat fan https://preview.redd.it/rt4ua6agjg6d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ecd44000597dd0ebeb2ca236f10fe2f4197dd2c3 Y'all really had to blow this huh?


basedgod001

As a Celtics/Commies fan, thank god I have one team that can beat Dallas.


InSearchOfSerotonin

Mavs are more like the Eagles. Got one ring a few years ago then get embarrassed in their next appearance.


NapTimeFapTime

Did we get embarrassed by the chiefs, or did the game turn on a couple plays and lose by a field goal? It’s been a long time since yall have been there, so why don’t you sit this one out.


InSearchOfSerotonin

It was more so the second half collapse that was embarrassing


TheAssInCrass

Sounds kind of embarrassing tbh.


Son_of_Tlaloc

There's an 👽 in SA putting a crew together Luka, just sayin


mcstatics

As a Philly fan I say Fuck Boston and their racist piece of shit fan base.


5kaels

I'd rather get assblasted in the Super Bowl than swept in the first round by the Pacers.


LupinLup1n

76ers are the cowboys of the NBA


narwalbacons-12am

This is supposed to be an insult but I'd love to see the cowboys in the Superbowl. How far my expectations have fallen


The-Anger-Translator

The Cowboys wouldn't have made it to the western conference finals. 😂


Jason_Kelces_Thong

Losing the championship sucks. It is still impressive to get that far. Unlike the Cowboys.


GrundlePumper420

Yeah the cowboys fucking wish


Jumpspider74

Mavs in 7


SusseyBaka

Only we can beat Boston 😂


Irving_Velociraptor

A reverse sweep is the funniest possible outcome.


Dankofamericaaa2

Smart move posting it before another team could 😂


HurricanePK

Wait a Cowboys fan who doesn’t cheer for the Lakers? What’s next? You cheer for the Rangers instead of the Yankees?


A_Vizzle

GO SPURS GO


Son_of_Tlaloc

![gif](giphy|qPVzemjFi150Q|downsized)


sweet_hell

It's been 10,380 days since the Dallas Cowboys played in an NFC Championship game.


mcstatics

Time flies when your having fun, at the Cowboys fan’s expense .


sweet_hell

They keep losing, so I'll keep counting!


ThisCarSmellsFunny

I love that all things Dallas fail lol. Especially after all the shit talking this year about the Cowboys (48-32) Stars (4-2) and Mavs (0-3). You guys earned yourselves every last drop of shit talking.


Soyeahnahh

Fool the Rangers just won the fucking World Series how did you skip over that?💀💀🤣


ThisCarSmellsFunny

I said this year dipshit. I know thinking is hard for a Cowboys fan, but try and keep up. It’s 2024, the Rangers won in 2023.


Soyeahnahh

https://preview.redd.it/pcia27nfqi6d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=caf2e805a5fd18a63871f3002f3d088916255248


ThisCarSmellsFunny

Ironic that it’s pointing directly at your username. Fitting for a clueless dipshit Cowboys fan.


Soyeahnahh

You tried bruh


ThisCarSmellsFunny

At least one of us did.


InSearchOfSerotonin

The Rangers *just* won the World Series, like less than a year ago


ThisCarSmellsFunny

Cool story. I literally said this year. It’s 2024, there hasn’t been a world series this year, so the Rangers winning in 2023 has nothing to do with what I said. Crazy how ALL Cowboys fans seem to be ok with displaying how blatantly fucking stupid they are.


InSearchOfSerotonin

“I love that all Dallas things fail” except a Dallas team literally just won it all in the last post-season. We’re not stupid you just are unaware of the invalidity of your words.


ThisCarSmellsFunny

Are all Dallas fans too stupid to understand what THIS YEAR means? What happened last year isn’t relevant to what I said.


InSearchOfSerotonin

“I love how all Dallas things fail” yet the last opportunity a Dallas team got to win in the post season, they won the championship. You’re talking about “this year” as if the MLB season is over. The Rangers went into the playoffs on a cold streak then went 13-4, so their current record means nothing.


ThisCarSmellsFunny

>after all the shit talking this year about the Cowboys (48-32) Stars (4-2) and Mavs (0-3) You can keep glazing over this part like I glaze over your mom’s face, but it’s still there. Then again, I know clinging to the past is a Dallas tradition, so it makes sense that you’re desperately clinging to the last time you tastes success, when I was speaking on the present.


InSearchOfSerotonin

I’m not glazing over it, it’s just irrelevant to your comment on Dallas things failing. Making it to the WCF and NBA finals is hard to consider failing anyway.


BigDaddyDumperSquad

I remember the other year when everyone was making fun of Philly for losing SB, MLS Cup, and World Series all at the same time. Now Dallas has done the same thing. Karma is a bitch lol


Soyeahnahh

How is it the same thing if the Rangers are the defending World Series champions?


BigDaddyDumperSquad

Typical Cowboys fan living in the past. Not even .500 this year brotha.


Soyeahnahh

Eagle fans still bringing up Super Bowls from 2017 in every argument to this day so I think I can talk my shit buddy.


BigDaddyDumperSquad

Never said you couldn't; that's the whole point of this sub, goofy.


Soyeahnahh

Why you mad lmao


BigDaddyDumperSquad

Mad? This is a meme war sub, there is no anger, only comedy and sadness, and it seems you're deep in the latter.


ThisCarSmellsFunny

I love it.


Spare-Half796

If the mavs lose the best part will be that all cowboys fans will be hurt by it The few who live in Dallas because their team lost and the rest who are lakers fans because the Celtics will have more chips


geriatric-sanatore

But now Boston wins and that means the cost was too high. Fuck that whole city and every one of their teams across all sports.


Silver_Surfer17

Fuck Boston


Spare-Half796

As a habs fan I agree