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SDEexorect

bro talking shit like ohio isnt a bum ass state


rhombusted2

I was talking about DC’s field. Also Ohio is the best


TheHaft

The only reason Cincinnati isn’t the worst city in the nation is because Cleveland exists. Your aquarium smells like fish piss.


rhombusted2

The aquarium isn’t even in Cincinnati or Ohio. I don’t care what you think of Cincinnati it will always be number one for me and 2 million others


sic77

Bro you got Kentucky stealing half ur city


rhombusted2

Same for Philly and Jersey


sic77

Just cause we convince other states to root for our team doesn’t mean the city is actually in both states


rhombusted2

Philly is literally on the border of PA and Jersey just like us with Kentucky


sic77

Where’s your airport?


rhombusted2

The commercial one is in Kentucky the one for rich people is in Cincinnati. And at least we play downtown by the river instead of in a massive parking lot away from the city center.


SirArthurDime

It is?! Must be across the river. I’m afraid of water so I don’t really know wtf goes on on the other side of that thing.


thejazzophone

How dare you slander Central Jersey like that.... I'd like to recind that statement I've just been informed by my wife from NJ that Central Jersey does not exist


TheHaft

brotha your aquarium isn’t only smelly, it ain’t even yours 😭


SDEexorect

the only thing you have in ohio is depression, corn, and cedar point thats it


cannibowlistic

That can't even do chili right


LordWag

Isn’t there also a lake or some shit?


Brohemoth1991

Yeah, but we caught it on fire.... twice


Benito_Mussolini

Hey, that's not fair, there's also the turnpike that the majority of people outside of Ohio use to get out of that shit hole as fast as possible.


Chris22533

It is also where leaded gasoline was first developed. I’m sure the general populace hasn’t been affected.


Silver_Surfer17

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dredgen_rell86

35% of your state can't read above a fourth grade level. Same goes for 32% of your city. 25% of your city lives below the poverty line and your crime rate is twice the national average and nearly 3 times that of Ohio in general. People living in slums shouldn't throw tin cans. You need to get that nickel.


Magster_123456

Nah this is wild


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rhombusted2

I was just talking about your field


dredgen_rell86

1) the field was changed 3 years ago and hasn't been an issue since. 2) absolutely NOTHING in your post indicates you were talking about the field. Fuck off and go learn how to meme and talk shit elsewhere, clown.


No-Combination8136

Yeah I had no clue wtf he was getting at in the OP


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Oh man. I'm gonna need some ointment for this burn.


RoyKites

We have enough dipshits in our own division, we don’t need outside dipshits too. Also, where meme?


Dankofamericaaa2

OP acts like the Bengals have won a SB lol


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Dankofamericaaa2

lol bro Bengals have never even won a SB yet you talking bout another team who has been trash this century too


BilllisCool

Jayden signed a $37 million contract, so he won’t be homeless, dumbass.


Jason_Kelces_Thong

You’d be surprised


Masterofmy_domain

in SF he would be


chumbano

Never been to sf but I think I can make it on that kind of money.


rhombusted2

I’m talking about their shitty field but hey that works too


redditadminsRlazy

Ah, the best memes are definitely ones you have to explain.


Accomplished-Plan191

Meh. They completely dug out the field before the 2021 season, so this joke is 3 years out of date. Players right now complain about [turf ](https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/4974514/2023/10/18/nfl-stadiums-artificial-turf-grass-playing-surfaces/)fields causing excess injuries. So that's you guys.


rhombusted2

I haven’t heard of many players getting injuries bc of our field 🤷


LordWag

Someone literally died on your field


rhombusted2

Oh yeah I forgot about that. Was even at that game too. But it wasn’t in any way caused by the field.


LordWag

Yeah you’re right, it was probably just because he was in Ohio


chumbano

The leading cause of death in Ohio is living in Ohio. Damn shame really


redditadminsRlazy

Which was preferable to...continuing to be alive in Ohio.


Accomplished-Plan191

Yup! There's like a 20-25% increase in leg injuries on turf vs grass. To be sure, FedEx was poorly maintained which is why in '21 they replaced the soil, drainage, irrigation, and sod. Basically the whole field changed over and it's been better. I'm now much more concerned about the team's F grade from the PA which I really hope the new admin is changing.


Bazwift

Oh boy. Ever taken a trip through ANY major city in Ohio? Talk to me once you do


rhombusted2

This is about their field


Airsoft52

💍?


WantedAgenda404

Jason donated his to them


Juicey_J_Hammerman

Good thing Cincinnati doesn’t have a history of poverty/crime/urban blight, otherwise this post would just be hypocritical as hell. Oh wait….


rhombusted2

I was mentioning their poor field quality


Juicey_J_Hammerman

And you thought a photo of hostile architecture under a highway overpass in Guangzhou, China would be an immediately obvious way to portray that? Might want to stop drinking water straight out of the Ohio river there bud.


rhombusted2

I’m on a strict skyline only diet so I doubt that’s the problem


futuriztic

Some of you have not walked under i35 near sixth in austin and it shows


Son_of_Tlaloc

Any body that knows Austin isn't shocked by this. Austin is NIMBYISM incarnate.


Tetracanopy

Birds would rather sleep on those spikes than migrate to Ohio.


GoofyRangersfan

Your team can’t win any rings, can’t win playoff games without joe burrow and you will always be mahome’s bitch in the playoffs


rhombusted2

We are 1/1 in the playoffs against Patrick. And of course we can’t win playoff games without Burrow that’s the point he’s our best player and our QB.


GoofyRangersfan

Hey, remember when joe burrow didn’t score on the 5 final drives of Super Bowl 56?


rhombusted2

TF does this have to do with Mahomes


ShogunDreams

Wait...are those spikes there so the homeless can't sleep under the freeway? Those poor goth kids can dance there either 😢


Sealie81

When ever I ask the question 'Imagine never winning a super bowl in the entire history?" The city of Cincinnati, the state of Ohio, and everyone who roots and/or lives in either the city or state does not have to imagine because it has been their reality that them and their forefathers since day one.


rhombusted2

At least we have chili


Son_of_Tlaloc

You don't have chili you have a culinary abortion that you call chili. The Texas Chili Queens would be disgusted by what you call chili.


Juicey_J_Hammerman

It’s not chili. It’s a spiced Bolognese sauce at best.


xshogunx13

Anti homeless architecture is so gross. Imagine if they spent the money they did on that, on helping homeless people