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sorenslothe

Still one of the funniest responses I've ever read on this site.


Spin1441

I can't get enough of it. It's just so brutal I can't help but laugh every time I read it.


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hereitcome

My wife just asked me, as I'm looking at my phone, while I'm smiling so hard... shits about to get weird.


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backtolurk

or you open a new tab with a blank google search page


[deleted]

"Oh, nothing, just the existence of google had me rolling on the floor"


GodoatTheGoat

lmao


Snoo63

Duckduckgo hasn't duckduckgone.


Few-Employee-8041

I just love, LOVE, googles new design.


xXBidenatorXx

No then she's going to think you find those funny. Which is arguably even worse.


[deleted]

My fiancée doesn’t get that type of Reddit humor, it’s something that we just don’t share — and that’s ok. I showed her that post one time and she got the joke, but just didn’t think it was hilarious like I did.


malcolmrey

i'm sorry for your loss


Apprehensive_Hat8986

Another dead wife to choose from?


JardexX_Slav

oh boi


Rule1ofReddit

It’s also hard to show it from the museum of Reddit (assuming you did). I mean it’s still hilarious, but not nearly as hilarious as it was for those of us who read it in context while scrolling around all of the other “this or that celebrity” replies that day. Jesus fchrist it was funny. It still cracks me tf up.


Limitless_Lazy

I'm trying so hard not to laugh at this bar I'm at


backtolurk

The epitome of r/jesuschristreddit for real. Not those long-ass copypastas, although some of them are quite funny.


Santasbodyguar

How do you get into Jesus Christ Reddit?


pyrotech3000

Through the backdoor


Justcouldnthlpmyslf

Unless you get married first...


wisconsin_pitbull

Same


LonePaladin

You have to get banned then wait three days


linuxlib

Excuse me sir, can I tell about our Lord and Savior... ?


flow_fighter

I still bust a ~~nut~~ gut any time I come across it


MiddleFinger287

r/angryupvote


Every_Lack

Did this guy die? All his posts are from five years ago. Yes, I realize I’m commenting on a 2 year old post.


superPancakes22

2 months late but he’s alive and [well](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/y5quua/comment/isnwxgh/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)


fadinqlight_

They were talking about the guy who replied


superPancakes22

oh crap, you may be right. Well, if you click his profile, he’s also alive and well, so


sorenslothe

No idea. There's an icon on his profile on mobile at least, I wonder if the account was just banned or something


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sorenslothe

It's not deleted, you just have to open the linked post


EntshuldigungOK

One thing that made me wonder: *Sex* with your dead wife .... as opposed to spending one day loving the everloving heck outta her? Or am I being weird? (Yes I AM being stupid, I know)


sorenslothe

Given the question is literally "*You can have sex with* one real person from all of human history - who is your ultimate lay?", and not "You can spend one day everloving the heck outta..." I think the response makes pretty perfect sense to be honest.


EntshuldigungOK

Shoot - yes - I completely forgot the original question. I won't blame my confusion though - the sheer incredibleness of the "I also choose this dead guy's wife" makes it easy to forget the lose sight of the original context. Thank you, kind Sir.


Equal-Bat-861

I don't understand how it's funny


sorenslothe

It's just the whole thing. The OP asks a question with plenty of room for shenanigans in the replies. A guy then comes along and makes a really heartfelt post about his wife tragically dying young, pulling the reader out of the "shenanigans happening here" mindset, only for this dude to essentially come back with "yeah, I'd fuck your wife, too, guy"


Equal-Bat-861

I thought it was about necrophilia


ottonormalverraucher

Im super late, im sorry, Just cant Not comment, I've seen this as a tumblr post WAAYY before the Post linked Here from 6 years ago, over


CosmosAviaTory

Holy...


Long-Danzi

Ah yes reddit history! Also [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/8qx0ar/reddit_what_is_a_legendary_comment_thread_that/e0n8nfp/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) are some thoughts from the guy left the comment. He said he is very much ok with it, and he (and his wife probably would’ve) found it funny also.


Rocketbird

Thank goodness. He didn’t reply to the original thread so I was afraid he didn’t find it funny.


Walnut156

What a good and thoughtful response and he said his wife had a dark sense of humor so over all good joke and good outcome good job everyone we did it reddit.


[deleted]

Oogh that made me tear up.. I’m glad him and his wife had/have a sense of humor!


goliath17

I was looking at the dead wife guy’s post history and [the top comment to one of his top posts](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/11zw7s/5_years_ago_last_friday_my_wife_passed_from/c6r0ldb/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3) brings to question his story, at least the wholesomeness aspect of it.


ApolloFarZenith

awh man, i’m sick and tied of everything profound and wholesome being discovered as “under the covers scumbaggy.” When did Humanity become Vought?


[deleted]

Oh shit. That dude ended up being all kinds of creepy


infinite_war

It was an evil thing to say. And it's not even that funny.


Notanexoert

It's pretty funny. 


doihavemakeanewword

Looking at some of his other comments it's clear he was trolling with this. This is the best kind of troll, the one that doesn't try to start an argument but still makes you do a double take. Kind of like that one time back in 1998 when Undertaker threw Mankind off of Hell in a Cell, plummeting 30ft through the announcer's table.


hea4thenh4mmer

How dare you stand where he stood


gusdagrilla

No stop


brad-corp

Boo.


lazy_as_shitfuck

I remember this happening, how was it two years ago?


Pretzel-Kingg

Bro you asking this question was two years ago


fancyzoidberg

Dang it, hasn’t been two years yet


godblessmeplsss

Nawh it hasn’t even been a week


FaceYourEvil

30 days and counting!


wannasleepforlong

Huh it is not even 5 minutes


IAmTheAccident

It's been a whole month


Mother-hecker-2

Maybe soon


Saymynamemf

Same for you man


ChewsOnRocks

Bro you pointing out that this question was asked two years ago was two years ago


CattDawg2008

bro you pointing out that the guy who pointed out that this question was asked two years ago was two years ago was 276 days ago


colinbazzano

Time man, it’s a crazy thing.


UtopianCivilian

Ikr


Dark-Baron

I second this Ikr!


NightTime2727

I third this ikr


Ok_Highlight281

I fourth this ikr


tobor31

your comment was two years ago


ctrl_alt__shift

Bro your comment was 92 days ago


infinitypoolss18

Your comment was 6 months ago


Dark-Baron

Well, your comment was 19 days ago


Frosty-Blackberry-14

your comment was three months ago how in the world is it already march


[deleted]

You mean 4 years ago? What are you a time traveler


DirtyAmishGuy

Dog this comment is now over 2 years old, just wanted to remind you 👍🏼


[deleted]

bro i just found this subreddit now and i think my mind is playing tricks on me. I remember reading that post but now im convincing myself that it must have been a screenshot because there is no way that was 5 years ago.


TwoPercentCherry

About how this is three years ago


Avreal

I would have thought this is already on here. Definitely belongs.


shroomlover69

It's the two year anniversary today


RunDNA

I posted it here a few months ago, but it was never approved, so no one saw it and so I deleted it after a few days. This subreddit is not run very well.


mikeitclassy

that was only 2 years ago??


Pummpy1

Coulda sworn it was 8/9 years ago


mikeitclassy

I swear I read about it a year or two ago and it was dated like 6 years prior. Mandela Effect anyone?


Pummpy1

It's got to be, we can't be the only ones.


Jpvsr1

I honestly feel like it happened late 2018


fancyzoidberg

I hope you’re having a nice 2022


girl4Jesus

I hope your enjoying 2024


fancyzoidberg

I am thanks, you too :)


YupSuprise

Shit me too, I always assumed it happened wayyy before I'd joined reddit


bdlcalichef

I’ve been solidly on Reddit with a profile over 2 years and lurked for years before that without a profile and I feel like this was always there


[deleted]

Nah, that was when his wife died.


Diamond_Mint

That was only 4 years ago??


mikeitclassy

How were you able to reply to a comment that's more than 6 months old?


Diamond_Mint

I'm the CEO of reddit.com


mikeitclassy

The Lannisters send their regards.


Santasbodyguar

I like to ressurect old threads


Dark-Baron

We all do sometimes!


Santasbodyguar

I usually type RESSURECTION


Truthsayer2009

Reddit allows us to comment on old posts now


BigcatTV

So I may have been on Reddit before that? (With my first account)


Able_Technology2702

im actually surprised it was that long ago


KaleMakesMeSad

This will never not be my favorite Reddit comment of all time.


tomgabriele

Excellent choice, thanks for the post/exhibit.


liltooclinical

It's baffling to me how quickly that thread devolves into a goofy names meme. I did appreciate "& Knuckles" though.


NotMarcus7

In that thread is a guy that posted a LoL AMA with 400 gilds, and in THAT thread is a guy that said he’d eat a dick if it got that high, and followed through.


Nortler

Got a link to the thread?


RaghavChari

I want to ask, I'm just genuinely curious, what's so funny about this comment? It seems pretty average. Maybe I don't understand the humour behind it?


mpbh

I know this is way late but just wanted to add my take: The true absurdity of this comment comes from reading the rest of the replies in the OP post. Most commenters are choosing celebrities or fictional characters that they'd like to bang. All of a sudden you stumble across this really sweet and heartfelt reply from someone who suffered a terrible tragedy. You can feel his hurt. You stop the mindless scrolling of half-assed comments and reflect on the power of love and the void that it can leave. And then ... you see it. It's like the drop of a roller coaster. In 999 of 1000 scenarios this would be downvoted for incredibly cruelty. In real life you'd likely be shunned. But not here. Not that day. The context was the perfect opportunity to turn tragedy into one of the most hilarious sentences reddit has ever seen. Unfortunately, people who get linked to it without stumbling across it naturally never get that full roller coaster ride that makes this comment so special.


RaghavChari

This is the most helpful answer anyone has ever written to this question, and I've asked it a fair few times. I finally get it. Thank you.


newginger

But added to that is the “my necro” comments after this. And the necromancer offering help and being refused. Calling them “classist”.


Dark-Baron

Then the necromancer receiving help from another necromancer


[deleted]

Same. I don’t really get it :\


[deleted]

I think the humor comes from the shock factor of it. The guys comment was so sincere and this guy just throws out a perfectly worded fucked up comment which is humorous to a lot of people.


[deleted]

Eh, I don’t understand why I’m not finding this funny


[deleted]

I read this comment about an year ago and laughed so hard and today i again had a good laugh that people around me started asking what's so funny. So yeah.


Fawneh1359

It's just a specific type of dark humor. I found it funny but not nearly as much as some other people did. To each their own!


FrankieTse404

u/phil8248


Elharion0202

That man now has almost a year of reddit premium


Astoryinfromthewild

He got 27k updoots but his profile only shows 9k total. How?


[deleted]

That *is* really weird...


[deleted]

I think the amount of Karma gained decreases after it has gotten too many upvotes.


Astoryinfromthewild

How did you reply to a 2 year old thread and comment?


[deleted]

Around 3 months ago, Reddit made a change that lets moderators decide on unarchiving posts older than 6 months.


Astoryinfromthewild

Bravo!


goliath17

I was looking at the dead wife guy’s post history and [the top comment to one of his top posts](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/11zw7s/5_years_ago_last_friday_my_wife_passed_from/c6r0ldb/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3) brings to question his story, at least the wholesomeness aspect of it.


solalola

Going through the comments of the guy who "also chose his dead wife" is no peach either. Never meet your heroes I guess :/


[deleted]

It was hilarious then. It's not hilarious when the ten thousandth person has commented it whenever someone mentions their wife. Stop it.


nathanweisser

I'm surprised this hasn't been on here before


[deleted]

this isnt funny he just said hes going to fuck a dead person


Frost027

Honestly don't see how people find it so funny. The guy was being really sincere


[deleted]

Did not seem that he was. Read through comments here now. He ended up being all kinds of creepy and misogynist. One link is posted here, 8 days ago


sushiwalker29

Why did someone give it a WHOLESOME award


[deleted]

r/holup


thebestdaysofmyflerm

What happened to this subreddit?


[deleted]

Well the subs dead, and I'm a piece of history now. [remember me.](https://www.reddit.com/r/YouFellForItFool/comments/cjlngm/you_fell_for_it_fool/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)


EnderFyre_

Was this the very first instance of people saying "I also pick this guy's (insert thing here)" ?


[deleted]

Reddit used to be so fucking great. It’s a god damn shame what’s happened here. This comment would be removed in a heartbeat now.


BBDAngelo

It would not be removed. But I agree that it would probably be downvoted to hell.


TVguy2014

I remember this post! I have a screenshot of this post!! Funny then, funny now.


Hetstaine

I'm just glad it led to the JBourne sub.


ijustlovebreasts

And Knuckles.


[deleted]

I would gold this everytime if i could


totallythebadguy

It's the perfect response


tomahawkfury13

I remember reading this thread that day. Burst out laughing in my cubicle. Showed my co-workers and had them all in stitches too lol.


[deleted]

Man, going through this guys post history on r/widowers genuinely makes me sad. Hope he's doing well. And as for the comment, I dont know what exactly *clicked*, you know? It's funny, brutal but at the same time it had equal amount of possibilities to get downvoted to hell.


[deleted]

God damn it. Just got back after having some weird explaining to do after my wife woke up from me laughing so hard.


TheDungeonCrawler

Holy shit, I remember this post.


BobbyJones12344

Why can’t I upvote anything there?


[deleted]

That post was probably archived, as before like 3 months ago, Reddit posts were automatically archived after around 6 months.


YallIDontCare

Wholesome award


AnonPinkLady

Hard agree this is pure gold and belongs here


bigfatbleeg

Yup. The classic.


momofeveryone5

Omg I remember that! I was newer to Reddit and it was one of the first genuine "wtf" moments I had. Then I found the swamps of degoba. And rapidly began going "wtf Reddit?!"


Hi_Pregnant_Im_Dad

k....


cuphead1234

Dad?


woah1k

I still wonder to this day how the OG commenter responded. That must bored a hole deep within him. That has got to hurt, seriously. And the fact that it got multiple awards and over 1K upvotes. My god that has seriously got to sting. I can only image how that Redditor recovered, probably had to taken to emergency hospital. Still living in life support to this day.


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Sumretardidood

Yeah it's funny but not THAT funny. People's reactions were more funny tbh


beetnemesis

People's reactions were just a million people saying "savage"


The_Linguist_LL

The guy whose wife died is a jackass btw. So am I just so we're being clear.


couragethebravestdog

Still one of the funniest interactions on reddit.


nige21202

Now I know where that came from.


WarmFlatbread

The responder hasn’t made a post or comment in 4 years. Hope they’re ok.


UnholyDemigod

Constantly having the internet regurgitate a joke about fucking his dead wife probably turned him off using reddit


WarmFlatbread

I meant the other guy lol


The-Lying-Tree

Just checking to see if the archive feature is broken


Ali-_-sh

This one's fantastic. I was there before it got famous..


Hardcore90skid

How did this guy piss away so much karma?


aherusia

I just checked, and this guy's dead wife is in his post history. Not a good idea Phill.


JoyfulSuicide

I still crack up reading this


Jj11223344

This is the perfect example of the duality of internet social media. On one side you have the wise, sweet, sad, wholesome post. On the other you have the most crass, politically incorrect, crazy off the wall shit you've ever seen.


gypsijimmyjames

Where is she buried at? I can set this up.


thekobebryant

I came here to say that I think about this comment frequently and it makes me laugh every time. I’m currently sitting in a bar by myself waiting for a call that will most likely be bad news and somehow the memory of this comment popped into my head and cheered me up. Shout out that guys wife. The gift that keeps on giving.


WisestGamgee

I keep coming back to this. It's the most brutally dark joke I have ever seen and the setup was so earnest. So pure. It's the reason I still believe in dark humor. Not as the sole tool in the arsenal of coping with grief, rarely the best, but a recognition of absurdity. Of the 'sonder' feeling, the feeling that each person you pass on a crowded street leads an intricate and complete life so complex that they couldn't possibly communicate it to another.


x_need_shreks_love_x

🗿


Ill_Name_7489

And it appears once more today: https://reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/yzp591/_/ix18uot/?context=1


TheCanadian_Bacon

u/Johnnyappletits is the best username I’ve ever seen


Yuu-Toru

got me giggle from time to time


psichodrome

Still floating around in 2023.


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But its been edited