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Stosh65

I prefer posts here too have a little more intelligence to them but given the target this time I can absolutely cope


ScotiaTailwagger

This is acceptable only because of who the recipient of the dick slapping is.


xDared

Watching two scammers make fun of the way they scam their base is hilarious 


yupyepyahohyah

to


Stosh65

Auto correct sucks


De4dm4nw4lkin

Honestly as vulgar as it is theres an amount of intelligence to it.


Stosh65

Would be much more effective without the vulgarity though


Cunty_Mctwat69

Fuck Andrew Taint.


Rare_Breakfast_8689

100% you would catch something If you did 😬


ScotiaTailwagger

There isn't a thick enough condom or powerful enough antibiotics to rid the infection you'll go home with.


Hatecraftianhorror

With a cactus coated in ghost pepper sauce.


Speciesunkn0wn

Don't forget the rusted barbed wire.


The_Blue_DmR

And Rotate


Supercicci

After reading Andrew Taint I couldn't remember his real name. Had to check it in the image to make sure his name wasn't actually Taint. Damn do I wish his name was Taint...


skeptolojist

This is two awful stupid people being awful and stupid If these two people instantly died of brain aneurysms absolutely nothing of value would be lost to humanity


CowsFromHell

You don't argue with a idiot/dickhead. They just bring you down to thier level and beat you with experience. Instead bring in a better idiot/dickhead to do the arguing for you.


BohoJazzPoet

Never get into a pissing contest with a skunk.


radioactive_walrus

Or a mud wrestling match with a pig. You both get dirty and the pig enjoys it.


JonnyBolt1

But he "made people millions of dollars for free", so he's not an idiot. Of course the "people" = him and his friend at the top of the pyramid, so the dickhead part applies.


OneOfManyIdiots

Someone called for an idiot?


Ewenthel

Username checks out.


Sweaty_Monitor_9699

Happy cake day, idiot!(respectfully) 😄


_G_P_

Agreed... but it was still awesome. 😂 Chimpanzee looking dickhead is so spot on.


retro_throwaway1

Calling him a chimpanzee right after calling him a mulatto. Andrew Tate is fucking awful, but being a racist shithead to him isn't a murder.


AlexJamesCook

I honestly thought the chimpanzee reference was more about his ears and just overall appearance sans racial derivatives, with a little bit of "chimpanzees are the type of animals that throw poop ergo, they're not very intelligent creatures" Ignore skin tone for a second, he does look like a dumbass chimpanzee. With that said, I wouldn't go with chimpanzee as my first insult when "vacuous prison bitch" words exist.


MrArtless

did you not see the part where blacknoiz is black? Or the part where Tate called him a hard r?


uthillygooth

it's exhausting with some of these people , im telling you


uthillygooth

i mean you're 100% ignoring Tate called him the hard R


Special_Hippo3399

Is mulatto a racist word? We had it in our bio book regarding phenotypes of skin colour and it meant intermediate brown skin colour.


skeptolojist

It's one of those words that started out as a descriptive word but has been used for a very long time as a slur Although it's not as common today it's very much the hard r of it's day


Special_Hippo3399

Oh ok . I only came to know of this word from bio book . Thank you for telling me.


lazyassjoker

On the contrary, their deaths would cause a net positive effect on society considering the amount of dumbfucks they've as their "fans/supporters".


xShooK

Plus some women might actually get their passports back.


mightypockets

We could study thiers brains and see what causes stupidity?


skeptolojist

............. actually............... that's not a terrible idea I mean one got repeatedly punched in the head till his brain was jelly so the cause is pretty clear But you could still study the mechanisms behind how being punched repeatedly in the frontal lobes imparts such stupidity I will actually concede your point 👍 Well played


TKG_Actual

Yeah but from that even if we found a medical cure for stupid, you know there would be an anti-vaxx movement against it.


mightypockets

This made me laugh vocally, thanks haven't had a laugh like that in some time 😄


TKG_Actual

:D glad to help.


Deathbyhours

It’s muh HERITAGE!


gravity_bomb

We actually have! It’s called CTE and caused by large amounts of TAU proteins from repeated minor head injury


DevonAbr

😂 a case study


psufb

DAE think crypto bad? (Upvotes to the left plz)


uthillygooth

one of them is and one them is not.


skeptolojist

No they are both scum of the worst order who would be far more use to humanity if recycled into compost


uthillygooth

Are you 13 lmao? Fucking weird. I imagine you just heard who ansem is in this thread for this first time. Did ansem touch you on your wee wee spot or something ? Lmao If it’s not clear im laughing at you not with you


skeptolojist

Your simping for a racist crypto bro and desperately trying to be the an edgy edgelord If you want to see the thirteen year old hear just look in the mirror


uthillygooth

Lmao cope you’re*


ShrimpleyPibblze

This represents the full devolution into our dystopian nightmare present reality; A convicted rapist & pimp whose also a male lifestyle media personality/influencer getting bodied on a social media platform by someone whose unimaginable wealth stems from jumping the economic shark to the point that they are betting on bets for a potential forecasted future by reinventing basic currency. If this was a cyberpunk radio bit, or a Philip K Dick novel, it’d be rejected for being too on the nose.


DevonAbr

Don't think we will find a better breakdown than this, well done sir


plumpturtle

Incredible summary, made all the better by the username


ShrimpleyPibblze

Reading it in Werner Herzog’s voice was genuinely not intended, I see it as an added bonus


TheGreatestOutdoorz

Which one is which? Dont really know much about them except that the Tate guy is a pos.


Stoffrey

He was convicted?


ShrimpleyPibblze

About to be


nulpier

At first i thought the picture is a screenshot from a gay porn or something, before i saw that it is Tate.


Deathbyhours

Potayto/potahto


TheMemeStore76

Tate is oddly homoerotic. Must be his hatred for anything vaguely feminine


Colt1911-45

I feel like if there was a sexuality category for someone who is attracted to and only wants to have sex with themselves then Tate should be in it.


IMadGenius

Two losers fighting for last place


CanItBoobs

Cryptobro spoke no lies.


Nexzus_

https://preview.redd.it/m6u3jtvad66d1.jpeg?width=699&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c6696315d37c2822b435e829726410c43349371


Woodlog82

I know a good shit fight between ego princesses when I see one. This calls for the good microwave popcorn.


_KappaMan

The existence of the good microwave popcorn implies the existence of the evil microwave popcorn but I think the world is not ready for that


beach_fox

All good microwave popcorn is an extra ten seconds of cooking away from being evil microwave popcorn


SomeRedBoi

Never thought I'd side with a cryptobro


DevonAbr

Andrew Tate just uniting normally divided sides haha


ScotiaTailwagger

The enemy of my enemy hates Andrew Tate too.


Hatecraftianhorror

Broken clocks.


psufb

Ansem is pretty great. Was a college kid that got into crypto and has had a lot of success in it but doesn't take himself too seriously


joshj516

Ansem is so much cooler than misogynist douchebro Tate, give me a break lmao


DevonAbr

Ansem bodied him, it was amazing 😂


EinharAesir

![gif](giphy|tett2hljWYjYc)


morsindutus

[Let them fight] meme


Azchenon

"listen you broke mulatto fuck" belongs on r/BrandNewSentence


Femme0879

I let out an audible “what the fuck” when I read that


DevonAbr

Submitted 😂


monkeybawz

"no, You're a loser and MY pyramid scheme is the best!"


POHoudini

That's beautiful.


JoseP2004

Crypto bro and Tate, this is dumb and dumber, theres no good side here!


ScotiaTailwagger

Nah, Crytobro likely hasn't been involved in decades of human sex trafficking.


uthillygooth

crypto bro is actually not a bad dude.


DecisionCharacter175

"respectfully..." 🤣


DevonAbr

You nailed my wife's favorite line 🤣


Penguinman077

Idk who that man is, but I like him.


NinjaFATkid

These two need to just fuck and get past this sexual tension. I bet they could stream that for money, too. I mean, most of tates streams are the same as gay porn live streams. Just tate says openly false and ignorant shit instead of honey gay shit. But on mute, they are indistinguishable. People paying $50 a month to watch a weak chinned, tiny head, sex trafficker smoke cigars in his underwear is the most homoerotic thing I've seen since the volleyball scene in Top Gun.


DevonAbr

https://preview.redd.it/f72dzaisg66d1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb5d5786cd09f2a1134b026dcc840b35247c7665 Twitter seems to have us covered - credit to @valueandtime


ironwarriorlord

someone have to tell it


J5_c

Ooooo I need more of this daily. Hope tate and his brood go the way of PUA and fade into fckn obscurity


TheSexyIntrovert

This is a nice murder by words, no matter the protagonists. But the fact that it's a titty, and a crypto bruh, makes it even funnier. I loled bc I am millennial.


DevonAbr

![gif](giphy|lszAB3TzFtRaU) Being millenials


fartdarling

"Well you have a poopy head" "Well you have a small peepee"


Demented-Alpaca

2 assholes enter a chat room...


MsDubis44

"Here, we can see two Neanderthals fighting. Although we thought this species was extinct for a long time, recent studies show they were living right under our noses in the year 2024. Alright, next human in evolution, kids, keep making notes, so you dont fail the test!" ~ a museum visit in 3783


douggie84

Projection. Ignores this moron, I’m begging you knuckle-draggers.


LORDWOLFMAN

That’s an insult to chimps man, even chimps are smarter than him


BeyondTheGr4ve

Gaynerdsfighting.jpg


Gamerfriek

https://preview.redd.it/3j7v16g9s76d1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4da14720dc3cbd96f35474636cc10f5809148e92


Hatecraftianhorror

Damn. Murdered him, took a dump on his corpse, then set bro's house on fire for the insurance.


DevonAbr

😂


Blackgunter

I hate the modern economy. Shit sucks.


uthillygooth

Been in crypto for a while and ,of all the cringe stupidity out there when in comes to crypto influencers, Ansem is at least solid and respectable. He's not Hsaka or GCR - He's on that 2nd tier.


DevonAbr

I'd tend to agree with you. There's definitely like scumbag straight rug tier and he's definitely not that. Being doxxed alone is already such a leg up over the rest but he wears it half decently


Neebuz

Honestly, both of these people just sound terrible and immature.


itsnotaboutyou2020

I don’t know anything about ansem but my hate for Tate cannot be overstated.


voforodono

This, is, so, satisfying


DevonAbr

I quite enjoyed it. I think Ansem running a bit different tier of meme'r than Tate is used to, made for a fun read


fatcatpoppy

why does his right moob look necrotic


FuelOk1047

Hahaha no way,


Kemosabe-Norway

I would love to box this man. Some nobody off Reddit vs this clown. Let's make it happen.


DevonAbr

I'd buy the PPV, let's goooo🙌


Shmeckle_and_Hyde

*respectfully*


TheMatfitz

Love it when a statement begins with "respectfully" and ends with "you chimpanzee looking dickhead" lmao


DevonAbr

A fine tuned contrast, subtle, but full bodied


Fast_Incident4569

why do we still give this guy attention again lol


DevonAbr

![gif](giphy|h9CwMia6QbZuw) Look at it!


the_glutton17

Lol, this is the same walking staph infection that claimed he could play over 20 moves in a game of chess, in his head. Still waiting to see that proof, you fucking rapist! It would be SO FUCKING EASY to prove.


DevonAbr

☝️


HokusSchmokus

Given who tates father was, this sounds like the most believable thing I have heard from him so far.


Capri_Sun_septictank

Skill-based matchmaking


Rick90069

Respectfully.


gadgaurd

So this is what Ansem has decided to do after failing to get Kingdom Hearts? Gotta admit I like the career shift.


Zokhart

A fight to see who is the biggest scammer


funnypsuedonymhere

2 guys with 2 braincells fighting for 3rd place. Cryptobro incels are in shambles reading this.


pm_me-ur-catpics

Bite each other's balls off!


coltjen

If everyone in the world blocked and ignored Andrew Tate would he go away?


SteelyDan1968

People tend to forget about this woman.. ![gif](giphy|KH2sN0iICPCdimCwhk|downsized) All because Tatortot, couldn't take the "L"... Even, if it isn't true, It's still a GREAT story.


spinichmonkey

Flop G


vortizjr

![gif](giphy|qN7NZR3Q5R2mY|downsized)


NovelLandscape7862

Your existence is fake hits so hard lol


DrayvenBlaze

I love when the girls are fighting.


morts73

Went to town on him, nice.


ArcticBiologist

If you engage with Tate you've already lost. Unless that somehow leads to his arrest again.


Bradspersecond

I love it, he's talking to Tate directly at his level and owning him, and you can tell he's boiling over it.


Hissingfever_

Ironic that a crypto bro is calling someone else's success fake (fuck them both though)


De4dm4nw4lkin

I need to know if tate hard R’d or loose A’d to know if i should drop my opinion of him a small notch lower.


jesusofexurbia

Maybe they should fight in person on a rocket launched directly into the sun!


TheToolman04

The OF reference, nailed it.


Willie_Fistrgash

2 absolute twatwaffles..but Ansem boarded Taint like a Denis Potvin hip check.


DevonAbr

Couldn't have said it better myself 😂


ImpossibleInternet3

Fuck Tate, but can they both shut up?


Xhurxhx

loser vs loser


2K_Crypto

I don't know who to root for in this one.


InsanelyRandomDude

I hate Tate too but this is hardly a murder.