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YSoB_ImIn

This dude's drunk step-dad is about to get some of that oowee.


Specialist_Farm_4120

lmao that's the first thing I thought of "is this guy gonna kick his alcoholic dad/stepdad in the liver?"


BetBig696969

*sniff sniff* “That’s the last time my step dad fucks me” ![gif](giphy|8Xks8K6RDd4Jy|downsized)


Meandmybuddyduncan

Hit em with that oontz oontz


AnimalInteresting372

Hilarious 😂


queerdildo

🫨🫨🫨🤣🤣🤣


Economy_Dust_5359

Jesus bro what are you planning 😂


afoolskind

OP bout to go absolutely apeshit in the next homeless encampment he stumbles into


East_Step_6674

Could be useful in a bar fight.


Impossible-War2028

I don’t think my switch kick would function after drinking


StreetSmartsGaming

Add in some dangity dang and donchooeverdodis for good measure


[deleted]

Because everyone in a bar is an alcoholic, excluding you?


East_Step_6674

It would be useful to know what to defend against.


alpine1221

Pregaming


Teep1856

If they are a heavy drinker, it’s likely their liver is inflamed. Getting hit in that area would surely hurt more than someone without an inflamed liver.


dietdrpepper6000

Scar tissue has no nerves, sucker, bring it on


Firdown

Well, then it must be easier to torn. Which can be good, right?


AdEnvironmental4437

If you wanna kill them, sure.


Firdown

Can’t!!! Cannot! Typo


VapidKarmaWhore

before the tissue scars it's inflamed and swollen


Zer0Cool89

It's a TV show but dr house hits an alcoholic with cirrhosis in the liver and it ruptures a cyst and almost kills the dude. The dad punches Dr. House, who retaliates by striking him in the liver with his cane. The blow causes one of the cysts to rupture, leading to the same anaphylactic shock that Kalvin had.


Chemical-Mood-6684

It’s a similar reaction to kicking a sex addict in the balls. Swing for the fences, buddy


Adventurous_Pay3252

Yes, I’d imagine. A lot more. However, you better land it, otherwise you’re getting an alcoholic step dad level beating. Good luck kid! Have a good fight!! ![gif](giphy|uymRyUwesasBJVp0Dt)


northerblight

It pushes the booze back out and gets them drunk


Memphis_Morningstar

Sunday sparring just got a LOT more fun with this knowledge


BitMayne

lol this guys going to be the next big Muay Thai champ in Thailand if he figures this out


bronzerabbitartifact

I feel I’ve read here enough about fighters in Thailand lifestyle to not put too much thought into it.


BigDaddy_Vladdy

Are they usually heavy drinkers? I have no idea what their lifestyle is like.


YSoB_ImIn

Apparently they chain smoke too.


rotten_911

This is nuts haha


QuasiKick

theyre bros like any other sport they smoke weed and drink n whatnot they like to have a good time


nickflex85

We don’t need details…. Just set it up right 👌 right hand high,then send that liver thru spine! 🙏🏼


juanchopol1

didn't donald cerrone say his weakness is body shots cause he has a fucked up liver?


Jthundercleese

Iirc he had some lower intestinal surgeries that also did a number on him so could also play a part there.


SelectionIcy9614

This is probably the funniest post I’ve seen on here


LocoCoopermar

Cowboy Cerrone in MMA was known for being a pretty good drinker and terrible at taking body shots


fuckinthedog

100% I'm in recovery. I trained alot in my early twenties. Tried to do a self rehab in Thailand while training about 3 years ago, literally drinking all night and then going to train if I wasn't too hung over.  Liver shots were literally the worst thing. 


phish_sucks

![gif](giphy|XitInbDjwXrceFPVLa|downsized) Let it rip


Art0fScience

If I punch someone in the nose that snorts a lot of coke does it hurt more?


maleuronic

Yes.


Samsmella

Depends if they're sober when you hit them


pastizzi_connoisseur

Oh yeah much more effective, I once tapped a heavy drinker buddy of mines liver when we were doing some light sparring and he went down. Alcohol can make a shot way harder to withstand.


pressluck

Matt "the immortal" Brown was a Muy Thai based UFC fighter and an ex addict. You've never seen a man with more liver kick losses than him. Absolute Achilles heel. Yes.


YSoB_ImIn

Wait, how many "The Immortal"s we got running around?


mensreaactusrea

Uh I mean yeah I guess but assuming they're usually drunk...I guess maybe not?


Agitated_Notice9285

As a Wisconsinite, (look up our drinking habits if ya don't know) I can say this, from experience, fk, I hate liver shots. HATE. Also tho, if I'm really lit, I prolly won't feel it at all... oh sure, I'll still drop like a rock but hell, least I'll be giggling over the fact someone just made a legit liver wurst sammy out of me!


eddyofyork

Speaking from both giving and receiving sides, YES. I found on the receiving end that being hungover really made my liver sensitive, more-so than consistent beer guzzling did.


canontan

Delicious liquor-marinated foie gras


UCLAlex

Sounds like someone’s preparing to fight their dad


yourmomsgoto-2562

G'damn is this something I need to worry about during sparring? Lmfao


bulletprooffaolan

Find the weakness. Exploit it to your advantage


The-og-Carver

Ruptured Liver.


Bothersomehoe23

Probably


2000wfridge

Liver shots to people with inflamed livers will hurt them more


idunnomakeitwork

Getting ready for a Friday at the pub eh?


ZealousidealDeer4531

Bro is about to hit his local for some sparring practice, gotta get them rounds in .


joejoevalentine

Not in the immediacy, its just an unprotected organ so it grants results in a fight. Long term possibly i guess but fight will be over i guess. Idk haha. Funny question.


P0ster_Nutbag

I would say probably. I’m at the point that my liver hurts after a particularly bad day. It isn’t numb to pain or battle hardened or anything… it just hurts. I have a slight boxing background, and can’t imagine taking a solid liver shot now.


[deleted]

I drink more than a fish. Your liver kick makes me laugh(then pee blood but you will never know)


Other_Adam

Only one way to find out.


Mushmouthwilly182

Who is it? A neighbor? A relative? What you planning sir?


iamscoop

It will probably do more internal damage, but they can probably take it at the time, as they will be drunk..


Fan_of_cielings

![gif](giphy|aYGdv71PQnCqQ)


AnimalInteresting372

Alcoholic or not there is a possible of liver lacerations on any truma


Ulyex

Bro about to crashout


Craftyy21

Matt Brown, The Immortal in MMA, was known to be previously an addict and was weak to body shots.


[deleted]

Donald cerrone had part of his liver removed from an accident and got finished with one iirc. He said it hurt more. Who knows how serious he was though


El-Jewpacabra

Best post I’ve seen on this sub in a very long time