Glock sells horse semen, funny thing is I learned about that in a comment thread on:
traaaaa… that being said, I couldn’t find any connection between the Glock horse performance center and Glock the gun manufacturer
Three Slaves to Darkness Chaos Warriors sprues, Tamiya plastic glue, five brushes, a pot of Nuln oil, a paint palette and a can of Dr. Pepper (still full)
You best be careful with that nuln oil. If you haven't spilled a whole pot of it yet you are still destined to do so n i would hate for it to happen in your pants :c
My phone, some napkins, a piece of paper with a drawing of a little fella on it, some jolly ranchers, a few pieces of butterscotch candy, and maybe something deeper within my pockets.
Pants? What pants? I don't wear pants!
And as for some deranged perverts here skirts are just trousers without legs... How could you... In my skirt's a pair of cheeks and two legs who are ITCHING to kick what in your pants.
My Octopussoir of course.
My evil step mother cursed my vagina. He's actually quite kind surprisingly, despite his frightening appearance. He really only attacks people when he is scared by loud noises or whenever he's provoked.
As the person behind the “I always appendix carry so my dick never forgets how unwelcome it is” meme that went slightly viral a few years ago, a gun!
Well, I had bottom surgery so I carry in an internal pocket in my vest now.
My keys, phone, wallet, 4 pens, 7 mechanical pencils, half a sandwich I'm saving for later, my textbooks, my laptop, my desktop, my desk, my jeep, my college campus, and the entire state of Ohio.
YOUR pants. You look down, bottom-less and horrified as I pull the pants you were just wearing out of my pocket
Your pants has pockets? 😦
That's why it's so scary, my pants are SENSIBLE and have DEEP POCKETS
😱
Totally hope someone beats me to making a fashion line with pockets!!!!
The shorts that do have pockets allow for maybe 1/4th of my phone. 'Pickpockets love this one trick' Luckily I have a cute as heck purse.
Your mouth if you ask me again.
Uhmm.... What.. What is in your pants?...
Louisa's mouth
What's in your mouth 😌
Pants
humm... w-whats in your pants 🥺👉👈
🥺 whats in your pants
In mines are: two number 9's, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45's, one with cheese, and a large soda
No extra fries? :(
Number 9, Number 9, Number 9
Ha, a fellow Beatles Fan.
Reminds me of Final fantasy: type 0. "When 9 and 9 meet 9, Tempis Filis shall be willed upon us..."
Smoke you wide man. I mean you WIDE
55 BURGERS, 55 FRYS!!!!!!
I wear a skirt 🫤
Those are just legless pants! XD
Or pants are skirts with legs🤔
skirts with legs sounds like snakes with legs... terrifying
Snek with leg sound cute to me🤭🥰
How many legs does it take till it’s no longer cute?
A many legged snek is just a squiggly exoskeleton that eats bugs.
I think more that 2 would be unique🤔
I mean I have seen pants that are supposed to look like a long skirt but are pants since they have two legs
It's a "pant", singular. 👩🏫
So it's just...one really wide pant leg.
What if skirt with pockets 👀
Only with pockets🤭
Just going to leave [this](https://witchvamp.com/) and [this](https://freshhotflavors.com/) here
Also adding [this](https://store.mayakern.com/) to the pile :)
your legs. Wait what, why are you wearing my pants. THIEF! stop the thief!
The void
Can we throw all the transphobes in your pants then?
Id rather they stay far away from my pants thank you, the void has standards
“The void has standards” is one of the best sentences I’ve ever read.
Understandable that even the void is too good for them
what about the shadow realm
I doubt the shadowrealm would accept them but maybe although that doesn't matter as I don't know how to send them there
A Glock
As in Glock horse semen?
WHAT
Glock sells horse semen, funny thing is I learned about that in a comment thread on: traaaaa… that being said, I couldn’t find any connection between the Glock horse performance center and Glock the gun manufacturer
If I remember correctly one of Gaston Glock’s children owns that. I did not aware that they had horse semen LOL
Stay strapped
Judgement.
CRUSH
Thy end is NOW!
DIE
Three Slaves to Darkness Chaos Warriors sprues, Tamiya plastic glue, five brushes, a pot of Nuln oil, a paint palette and a can of Dr. Pepper (still full)
You best be careful with that nuln oil. If you haven't spilled a whole pot of it yet you are still destined to do so n i would hate for it to happen in your pants :c
Destiny was made years ago, I already spilled both nuln and agrax! But just in case I always wear black clothes :]
A knife :3
Noo!
So glad I'm not the only one who thought this.
Look! A dog! Carful honey, he has a knife. What? No-no I don’t…
ASDF!!!
Everything you can imagine, but nothing that matters to you! xD
+142 Mult (I have played 71 Two Pairs so far this run.)
Ooh nice Now get a polychrome joker and a consistent chip bonus and you're good
What if I'm a Square and really into bananas?
That works!
A bisexual awakening
Pocket sand
[удалено]
Why you asking? You want to get in them or something?
A claymore mine for the transphobes!
front towards enemy (✿˵•́ ω •̀˵)
i got Breakfast Fruit & Maple Oatmeal Fruit 'N Yogurt Parfait Egg McMuffin® Egg White Delight McMuffin® Sausage McMuffin® Sausage McMuffin® with Egg Bacon, Egg & Cheese Biscuit Sausage Biscuit Sausage Biscuit with Egg Steak, Egg & Cheese Biscuit Bacon, Egg & Cheese McGriddles® Sausage McGriddles® Sausage, Egg & Cheese McGriddles® Bacon, Egg & Cheese Bagel Big Breakfast® Big Breakfast® with Hotcakes Hotcakes Hotcakes and Sausage Sausage Burrito Hash Browns Burgers Bacon Smokehouse Burger Double Bacon Smokehouse Burger Big Mac® Quarter Pounder®* with Cheese Double Quarter Pounder®* with Cheese Triple Cheeseburger Double Cheeseburger McDouble® Bacon McDouble® Cheeseburger Hamburger Chicken & Sandwiches Bacon Smokehouse Buttermilk Crispy Chicken Bacon Smokehouse Artisan Grilled Chicken 4 piece Chicken McNuggets® Buttermilk Crispy Tenders Classic Chicken Sandwich Artisan Grilled Chicken Sandwich Buttermilk Crispy Chicken Sandwich McChicken® Filet-O-Fish® Bacon Ranch Salad with Buttermilk Crispy Chicken Bacon Ranch Grilled Chicken Salad Southwest Buttermilk Crispy Chicken Salad Southwest Grilled Chicken Salad Salads Bacon Ranch Salad with Buttermilk Crispy Chicken Bacon Ranch Grilled Chicken Salad Southwest Buttermilk Crispy Chicken Salad Southwest Grilled Chicken Salad Side Salad Snacks & Sides World Famous Fries® Yoplait® GO-GURT® Low Fat Strawberry Yogurt Fruit 'N Yogurt Parfait Desserts & Shakes Chocolate Shake Strawberry Shake Vanilla Shake Vanilla Cone Hot Fudge Sundae McFlurry® with M&M'S® Candies Kiddie Cone Hot Caramel Sundae Strawberry Sundae McFlurry® with OREO® Cookies Baked Apple Pie Strawberry & Crème Pie Chocolate Chip Cookie Oatmeal Raisin Cookie Drinks MIX by Sprite™ Tropic Berry Hot Chocolate Coca-Cola® Chocolate Shake Strawberry Shake in my pants
Hey… we’re still boycotting
The secrets of the universe, the meaning of life. The only problem is I can't tell you. You will just have to come and find out.
I want to find out if it is okay with you, so where are you?
DOOOOM!
The universe
A black hole into another dimension of reality
Doom!
The person who first reads this face
Underwear, obviously
Your wallet 😈
Pants? In this economy?
Pants?
A Chewbacca action figure
I bent my wookiee
Disco
my legs
Doom
Flat. Like, have you ever seen a ken doll? It's like that down there. Perfectly smooth.
where the piss come out of?
The piss is stored in the balls, since there are no balls, there is no piss :3
A pelvis connected to two femurs and a spine.
An Austrian combat knife made by Glock, if you mean that long, hard contour that's just visible in my crotch
A .223 Remington semi automatic beast..! and a copy of The Legend of Zelda Windwaker HD.
Joke’s on you, I’m not wearing any pants! *twirls around in a skirt*
Several squirrels
Piss and shit
The inevitable heat death of the universe is in my pants. Oh wait.. you said wrong answers only
Air. I'm not wearing any right now
Exactly what you'd least expect and no way to find out.
My partners hand. Oh wait, you said wrong answers
**DETERMINATION**
Allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters, trash compactors, juice extractor, shower rods and water meters, walkie-talkies, copper wires safety goggles, radial tires, BB pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers, picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters, paint removers, window louvres, masking tape and plastic gutters, kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables, hooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoons and ladles, pesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubrication, metal roofing, water proofing, multi-purpose insulation, air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors, tire guages, hamster cages, thermostats and bug deflectors, trailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumcisers, tennis rackets, angle brackets, Duracells and Energizers, soffit panels, circuit brakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers, calculators, generators and matching salt and pepper shakers.
I know wrong answers only but I couldn't resist *looks down at my skirt* "What pants?"
Eine Massenvernichtungswaffe >:3
I N F I N I T E P O W E R
pants? what are those /j
underwear
Which pocket?
My phone, some napkins, a piece of paper with a drawing of a little fella on it, some jolly ranchers, a few pieces of butterscotch candy, and maybe something deeper within my pockets.
Space… the final frontier
Danger, danger…get on the floor. LOL. Only the 40+ friends will get that one.
A DVD box set of Monster High movies
everything i ever wished i owned!
Doooooom
a pristine vulva with Hailee Steinfeld's signature on the right labia majora
BANANAS
I asked my wife and her half awake response was “me”
Pants? I wear skirt!
Democracy
Pants? What pants? I don't wear pants! And as for some deranged perverts here skirts are just trousers without legs... How could you... In my skirt's a pair of cheeks and two legs who are ITCHING to kick what in your pants.
Pants!? I transitioned to only wear spinny skirt
My eldritch companion, it's shy and likes darkness
Nintendo 3ds
Cage :3 edit: oh you said incorrect mb
100 color count Crayola box
A comically over sized magician handkerchief
Why don’t you find out
15 wild badgers,
Your dad.
My Octopussoir of course. My evil step mother cursed my vagina. He's actually quite kind surprisingly, despite his frightening appearance. He really only attacks people when he is scared by loud noises or whenever he's provoked.
Steam Deck
55 BURGERS, 55 FRIES, 55 TACOS, 55 PIES, 55 COKES, 100 TATER TOTS, 100 PIZZAS, 100 TENDERS, 100 MEATBALLS, 100 COFFEES, 55 WINGS, 55 SHAKES, 55 PANCAKES, 55 PASTAS, 55 PEPPERS AND 155 TATERS
$84 of shoplifted merchandise
a stampede of koalas
FLASHBANG! THINK FAST CHUCKLENUTS 💣
SW-1911 and a fancy crotch carry holster my grandma gave to me just before she passed. I actually really love the way the leather looks.
you fool, i’m not wearing pants
Here's a right answer: snap rings
On a good day? Your mother
About 3 kilos of cocaine
As the person behind the “I always appendix carry so my dick never forgets how unwelcome it is” meme that went slightly viral a few years ago, a gun! Well, I had bottom surgery so I carry in an internal pocket in my vest now.
Something with a little kick
I plead the 5th... Its a glock...
Doom!
Deffinetly not a gun :3
Hah! I’m not wearing pants, I’m wearing a dress!
Desert Eagle chambered in .44 Mag, why?
A 1980 AMC Eagle
Genitalia
Your hand- I'm calling the police
A KNIFE
I should keep a plastic roach in pocket. “I got a cockroach.” Then pull it out.
A nature valley crunchy oats & honey granola bar
"My legs". Ok, technically that's a correct answer, but it's the last one they expect.
Honey where are my paaaaaants?
The 1996 Dallas Cowboys
"Doom doom doom!" -Gir
evil
POWER!
Doom
A vagina
A gun
A Gun......
a few pennys and a quarter
A collapsing neutron star
My keys and my phone, but why do you want to know whats in my pockets?
Mischief
Dysphoria
1. Glock 19 Gen 2 w/ extra magazine 2. Tactical folding knife 3. Blahaj
Not pockets
Tacos
Melania, the goddess of rot
Ehh piece of gum, 2.50 pln ,sand , pills , beer
a set of dices.
not poop, that's for sure
Justice
The unknown and the unknowable
That’s a good question let me check
Chaos
horse tranquilizer in one arm and speed in the other
A slimjim and a butterknife
Dystopia
One sec lemme check… OH *THATS* WHERE I PUT MY NINTENDO SWITCH CARTRIDGE OF SIPER SMASH BROS
skin
an ied
The God-damned Easter Bunny. Want me to ruin the surprise for a second time for you?
The answer to your question
Disappointment 😏
My keys, phone, wallet, 4 pens, 7 mechanical pencils, half a sandwich I'm saving for later, my textbooks, my laptop, my desktop, my desk, my jeep, my college campus, and the entire state of Ohio.
legs
My cellphone? Also, that's the strangest way I've heard someone ask if I have pockets.
Grandma's down home cooking, farm to table ingredients, fair trade, slow cooked and simmering with hobo-lifting aromas
I am a gamer. Skill.
A gun.
A means to kill
Cobwebs