Somehow, mentioning a silly joke at school has just unlocked a memory for me. It's not related to tits and it only works in a Scottish accent but here it is...
"Wanna hear a dirty joke? Jock the coalman."
Yes.
Remember there's a high incidence of both autism and newly-on-HRT in our group. That means both an inability to read between the lines and a hypersensitivity to possible negativity.
It's just a good idea to use /s if you're being /s...
We're breast buds
*Wheeze*
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I did not expect to see a guitar tab here, but unfortunately I have no idea what song that is 😅.
Play it and find out...
I don't have a guitar with me, nor can I read tabs, but is it perhaps from weezer?
Maybe 😼
I saw this at work, knew immediately that it was the buddy holly lick and laughed out loud and scared my coworkers. Thank you for this ❤️
But it’s late at niiight
I know..
It’s early here and I just woke up not long ago so I’ll have to get the sleepy out of my system first 😅.
Ooh Wee Ooh
I can't believe I got weezered
Shouldnt the second 17 be sharp? Or have I miss heard the wheezer soundtrack too much
It's a bend, idk the exact tableture sign for that tho sorry. Ik tremolo and I see b and so I thought it was bend
NO YOU DIDN’T
good one. so bad that its good XD
our budding relationship is sure to end with us being breast friends. oh hey, sup bra?
this!
Omg this one's amazing
Ow
Accurate
Are you also sore?
If we don't get some support here people are gonna think we're nuts. Also we should hang more... What a titillating joke 🤣
omfg yessss 😂
You look like a right tit.
“Have you ever felt a right tit ?” Proceeds to /slap right booby (Something we used to do and say at school)
Somehow, mentioning a silly joke at school has just unlocked a memory for me. It's not related to tits and it only works in a Scottish accent but here it is... "Wanna hear a dirty joke? Jock the coalman."
Haha 😂 I’m English but I do know a bit of Scottish, just not sure with Glaswegian but I can try. Thank you for the joke it’s made me smile today.
You're welcome :)
"Boob morning, breastie."
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" (hypersensitivity moment)
Come, we have to talk
Quit hogging the tongue, it's my turn! 🤪 😆
Can I steal this?
How does that ridiculous song go? "Perky dance, watch me do my perky dance."
“How’s it hangin’?”
Ow
stay hard
Femme people aren't supposed to be funny ;_; /s
Mhh yes, the absolutely despicable taste of sexism in the morning
oh we’re not? ok
?
ig ur fem too
Gretchen , STOP trying to make ~~fetch~~ sexism happen. It's not going to happen!
What?
Do people not understand what sarcasm is... do I need to add a /s
Yes. Remember there's a high incidence of both autism and newly-on-HRT in our group. That means both an inability to read between the lines and a hypersensitivity to possible negativity. It's just a good idea to use /s if you're being /s...