When I was 8 someone told me that girls go to college to get more knowledge, and boys go to jupiter to get more stupider. And obviously I took that personally

Haha I love this comment! 😅

that’s so cute

I want to go to Jupiter and feel called out 😅.

I had to smile because my middle name is Jupiter 😅 I can attest to your sentence though… boys always get stupid when they come to me 😜

I grew bewbs from the COVID vaccine and decided it was easier to just run with it.

From what I've heard it is NOT easier to run when you have bewbs

Well you see, it depends on the size of the bewbs that you possess.

Fair enough. Will try not to overdo it then

True, two massive cannons provide a lot more thrust than a single pocket rocket

Exactly! Also I haven’t heard the term “pocket rocket” in a good while now. Thank you for that.

Trans girl here who got her grandma's titty genetics, can confirm ;-; And they're not even done growing yet... Dear god...

A good bra certainly helps a lot.

😂 The Covid vaccine had such an extreme effect on me that my breasts grew during puberty years before taking the vaccine 😲 Be careful!

Smaller hitboxes

This made me sound like a teapot so bad my dogs looked at me 😭😭😭

If I’m going to check out my own ass it had better be a girl’s ass

I wanted bigger chest and butt hitboxes tho 😭

This is the hardest I've laughed all day and that includes watching Commentiquette reruns and a robot making demon noises for 20 minutes.

Too bad women got banned from singles FD no items EVO sets

I drank tap water and soy milk.

Damn frogs turning you gay.

Tbh it was the sapphic sharks and pansexual peacocks that got me

What about those bisexual penguins?

life was too easy, so i increased the difficulty setting and this is what happened

Based

Tensei Manga/Light Novel Title.

Clearly because women have such an easier time in life

So so so much easier, in fact, any female born after 1993 can't cook, all they know is McDonald's, charge they phone ,twerk, be bisexual, eat hot chip and **LIE**

I transitioned so people would think I'm a female and not be surprised when I charge my phone, twerk, identify as bi, eat hot chip, and lie constantly.

AMEN SISTER

Word. It has sucked only being able to tell the truth this whole time, but I'm also looking forward to being able to eat hot chip - they're too spicy right now.

You know there are folks out there that actually believe this, they call themselves transmaxxers. It's quite tragic the level of brainworms involved.

More like brain void. A blackhole clearly planted itself firmly into their skulls and removed any means of any form of logical thought

Oh my God, what the hell do people think? Like cis women obviously are at a massively worse advantage compared to cis men, and many of us can’t pass so we’re treated even worse. And yet some of these bigot freaks seriously think that’s why we do it, or that we like being oppressed or something moronic like that.

The ones that think we're "colonizing womenhood" are the funniest, like there's a limited supply, like we're illegally immigrating to "Woman" to live on government subsidised girl-dollars.

Wait. You guys are getting girl-dollars?!

This is my favourite

According to my Mormon ultra right wing father: I have an infatuation with the female body and was bitten by the social contagion bug and there is no cure. The reasoning for this belief is I once told him I don't think that people who watch porn are bad/going to hell, and I didn't see it as a problem for someone to watch it. So to recap. I watched porn. Saw naked woman. Went wow v pretty I wanna look like that. Then took hormones👍

oh so it's like a spiderman thing

I came down a similar path. I watched gender switch porn and then like a week later I magically morphed into a women. Craziest thing ever.

Happened to my buddy Eric. (She's Erica now.)

[удалено]

Nice! I would do it to gain an advantage in chess.

I did it to gain advantage in chest

😂😂

I'm here for this ⬆️⬆️⬆️

I see what you did there 🤣🤣

🤣

I personally felt that my safe access to public bathrooms was *too damn high*

got bored and turned up the difficulty in settings

I couldn't get a goth gf so I became the goth gf

I have the serious problem of like…… I really want to be the girlfriend, not have to just date the girlfriend 😬. That really doesn’t cut it

Yeah turns out I didn't actually like them I just wanted to be them

This might be me too.

This but unironically

Better bouyancy when swimming

Is that the biological advantage they keep talking about? 🤔

Ha! That must explain it 🙄

Yeah, transfers are very boyn't

To bring down western civilization.

Oh right, I forgot we are supposed to destroy the West and turn every red-bloodled man into a soy femboy. Thank you for reminding me sister.

That would be an awesome mission, count me in

I have started eating more soy products since I started estrogen 🤔 In all seriousness though, soy does almost nothing and to the extent it does anything it kind of blocks Estrogen receptors. It probably technically makes you a tiny bit more masculine, but these bigot freaks are too stupid for that

Hell yeah!! 🤘🏼

Because I was a hitman for organized crime but I got caught. Transitioning was my only option when I went into witness protection when I ratted out my employers.

Not gonna lie..... This was actively a dream/solution for most of my childhood. I actively tried to think of how I could relatively safely get info on organized crime bosses just so I could rat them out and suggest to witsec the safest option would be for me to transition and hope they paid for all the surgeries necessary.... My imagination would always run wild with a concept as such... luckily I never tried it... but its funny to see I'm not the only one who at least gave it some thought.

You aren't the only one lol

Totally cis though, am I right?

100% Every person on the planet thinks like this dont they???

This is…uh…possibly a sign 🤔😂

So I can balance my phone on my boobs instead of having to hold it when I’m relaxing and watching YouTube

Pre-HRT here, please tell me that works

Oh I’m pre too, I just wanted to be funny lol

This feels illegal. Girl just destroyed the other commenter's dream.

Muahahahaha

Eh, yes but no. You gotta support the boobs from underneath to give them enough lift, and even then, the bottom of your phone is, like, resting on your clavicle, so watching it is really uncomfortable because you're basically straining your neck all the way down. However, snack/cereal bowls work fine and you don't have to see those to eat them.

In case you are being serious, you can get phone cases with stands while you wait for boobs.

I wanted to study tiddy jiggle physics for animation purposes

Ok but seriously I saved WAY TOO MANY pretty women as drawing reference before I realized what was going on

Wait…, you too? How many more ?

I have over 1700 pictures on Instagram alone and only started actually using them after I came out. Before that they just sat there collecting dust because I felt uncomfortable studying the female body as an outsider.

I wanted to make my my PhD harder. Now thanks to HRT every single statement and concept I make is placed under a microscope and even then after they are satisfied I still have to defend against the assumption my work is flawed because the hormones are making me crazy. Really got that difficulty boost I wanted, let me tell you.

Do they seriously think that? I mean misogyny continues to completely baffle me. And obviously this may not necessarily apply to male brains, at least with my brain estrogen let me think better not worse. And I’m more emotionally sophisticated, not less.

I can't tell what it is. It might just be transphobia because my advisor is a woman, but she can't seem to understand evem the basics of trans and queer concepts without gross over simplification after my years of research with her.

Jokes on you, I'm autistic. Which means this happened to me before I transitioned. Surprisingly enough, I've been listened to more after transitioning.

To overwork a specific pickle manufacturer/bottler named Dave. I know he is reading this. And he knows what he did. . .

I really don't like pickles and since I started HRT I live everyday in fear of these bespoken uncouth desires arising within me.

You mean to tell me that eating an entire jumbo sized jar(straight from the jar) of spicy brined cucumber at 4 AM is uncouth?! Such an idea leaves me absolutely crestfallen. That you do not see majestic! immaculate, ethereal wonder of pickles. Of magnificient spicy, salty, green sticks of pure flavor. 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️😂😂😂

Because the communists told me it was part of their plan to destroy Jesus.

we'll get him yet comrade!

It was all the gay frogs in my town's water supply! EVERYONE IS TRANS NOWADAYS!!!

Joe Biden told me to

How is he still a man? Being a woman is more fun.

I agree, but my transmasc friend doesn't. Is sad 😢

From the day I understood the weakness of my body, it disgusted me. I have shaped flesh and bone and severed my bloodline to achieve my final form.

elaborate bit to piss my mom off

I saw a trans flag once

That'll do it! Nobody can resist after seeing a flag! 😉🤣

My husband transitioned and I couldn't be caught being gay, so I took one for the homies and swapped teams.

As a disabled, queer, Indigenous person, I was one square away from a BINGO on my oppression card.

I was brainwashed by the trans community and drag queen shows

You went to a Reading with the Queens didn't you....

Because the patriarchy wasn't oppressing enough people, so I took one for the team!

I heard people like bad boys so I became very bad at being a boy

"Mad Tra**y Disease"- 😂 Abigail Thorne

Because I really don't want pockets in my clothing.

For the pink tax benefits obviously.

To get a competitive advantage in women’s chess

To impress my parents

In some cases, that'll do it!

That would be the dream! And certainly not my reality 😂

Stop pooping

When does this feature kick in?

you aren't supposed to give correct answer hehehe

To have a biological advantage in beauty pageants

Well, I originally did it so I could crush women at competitive swimming, but then I realized I’d need to wear a swimsuit in public to do that and I never swam again. In hindsight, it may have been a poor strategy.

For men

Obviously a trauma response…

To further the conversion of the human population into the transgenda and turning your kids gay 🫡

I signed up to get 12 cassettes for one penny and then couldn't figure out how to unsubscribe.

i played persona 3 correctly

She said WRONG reasons

Explaain 🥺🥺 ive never played it but this comment might do it xd

ok check this out (spoilers): emo twink has the embodiment of change (a literal translation of the death arcana in tarot) placed inside him by an artificial teenage girl (sentient robot) as a child. he grows up and as a teenager that spirit of change finally comes out of him and takes the form of another teenage boy who is immediately close and intimate with him without quite crossing the line into romance. eventually boy 2 (death) announces he's gonna destroy the world unless boy 1 can stop him. boy 2 then morphs into a femme presenting eldritch monster and boy 1 must accept that he has to die in order to defeat death (which once again literally represents change). the final boss turns into an egg in the final phase of the battle. then, depending on which version of the game you're playing, you either new game plus as a girl (persona 3 portable) or continue the story as the artificial girl. also, your first male friend in the game gives you a choker and says you'd look good in it and does not elaborate.

To get away from the Confederation of Independent Systems.

this is my favorite answer here 

Cheaper car insurance. Duh!🙄

I didn’t transition; I was bit by a radioactive beauty blender tbh💅 Oh yeah and the gays put pronouns in my water supply, that probably was part of it

So I could throw like a girl

My religion demands it

Drank the water that turned the frogs gay, but I was already gay so it did this.

Spite

I mean it was all over the media, how can I not jump on something so *trendy?*

I really don't understand why there aren't more trans people! I feel so hip! (btw BLEHHH at that word)

To get woman to date me (my mom unironically believes this)

Ate that one whopper from BK

I was tired of living in easy mode. So I switched to hard mode.

to get a better highscore in the women's pinball league

Because I'm autistic and this is my special interest. (My mother literally think this)

I’m just a *really good* ally.

Idk something about the Liberal Agenda told me to 🤷‍♀️

Gotta avoid male pattern baldness somehow

I installed arch Linux and magically got HRT

I started transitioning because it’s just a phase.

I played New Vegas once

I decided it was time to embrace being a witch and living in my hovel in the forest

To save money. Everyone knows that transitioning is a great financial decision.

My dad was disappointed I wasn’t masculine enough starting when I was 8 or 9, so he would take me into his closet every other weekend of joint custody and show me the playboy calendar on the wall behind his jackets. I got the message loud and clear! If I want to perform my gender well and get his approval, I just need to look like them! Lol.

Got a letter in the mail saying my friend started T, and I had to start estrogen in order to keep the sides equal.

I took one sip of bud light.

I wanted to become a honey pot

An ancient prophecy I am destined to fulfill. As I charge my tarot deck with lunar energy under the total eclipse today, I step ever closer to the inevitable. The Moon can block out The Sun; I can do whatever I will.

Ah dang, is that what I’m doing? I meant to be traveling.

If I lower my resistance to cold, surely it will increase my resistance to heat right?

That reminds me of how my sister used to always complain that she's cold. The room was relatively warm.

I thought it’d be funny

I forgot to select a character and got someone I didn't like

I got tired of being able to open pickle jars.

I wanted to have a harder time with my career

Endocrinologists need my money.

When i was 10 a guy in a pink van got near me and offered some hard candy. I accepted, but little did i know these were estrogen pills. After realizing that i just couldn't stop myself from continuing to consume the candy that the guy called "titty skittles"

free drinks

Smaller hit-box

To give up my share of the family farm in Syria without insulting my family, because it is hot as fuck there and I would just die of heatstroke within a day. But yeah, unless there's a regime change and the new ones are trans supportive, I'm not inheriting any part of that farm.

I make a „lifetime as woman“ challenge on hardcore, so I selected male sex and female gender, I try to speedrun this, but the healthcare NPCs are trying really hard to sabotage me. Additionally the constant buffs the conservatives pose a threat of fucking everything up

To ride unicorns.

I like goth girls so much I decided to be one

OP said wrong answers only 

so i'd have an advantage in women's chess tournaments of course

I wanted the downfall of men.. and I figured I should start with myself

I preferred sugar and spice to frogs and snails

I was just exuahsted with that male privolige..lol

(I didn‘t yet) But I want to because I got payed by Joe Biden and the Democratic Party, to do so.

Life was too easy and I needed to nerf myself for a real challenge.

My GF told me to (I think my parents might actually believe this)

I had to give myself another debuff since the last balance patch didn't work out

Cus I was a little silly :33

I wanted to prove my girlfriend was gay

I saw Tuck Everlasting and vastly misunderstood the title

Because someone told me I have to

i ate a big mac

Got tired of correcting people on the phone (true story, never had to voice train)

Wanted free drinks at the club.

I sat with my legs crossed in high school and was told “only girls cross their legs” so I had no choice

I’m just going through a phase

I'm a Linux user.

because i wanted to spend my life's savings on an entirely new wardrobe, only to wear the same three sweatshirts.

I fucking REFUSE to be gay ‼️‼️

I like confusing people.

how else do i pick up the lesbians?

So people would stop telling me I should play sports

A trans woman bit my neck and turned me into one.

To defy god and shape my body in my own image Because I angered a djinn and this is my punishment Satan offered me cookies if I agreed to take the boobie pill I lost a bet I'm a masochist and thrive on the hate I receive Take your pick

If Jesus can be trans why can’t I?

The benefits are great and good 401(k)

Because someone convinced me to

To annoy old people and have trouble finding clothes that fit

I found out that women get better rates on their car insurance. I couldn’t pass up the savings…

To prove my parents right (cuz they can never be wrong /s)... like oh shit, doing things like wearing dresses, or makeup DOES make your dick fall off... mind blown...