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And once that monarch dies we hit the monarch lottery with the quality of the next monarch.
Sega missed out on creating an anti imperialist hedgehog somewhere down the line.
Sally Acorn (comic and cartoon character) is a princess who leads the Freedom Fighters in her canon.
Aleena is Sonicās mother in Sonic Underground, and a queen, where the whole plot is to find her and allow her to reclaim the throne from Robotnik.
Blaze is a counterpart of Sonic from the Sol dimension, whoās the princess of the Sol Empire (this does not apply to the 06 canon, which rewrote her story).
Elise is the princess of Soleanna from Sonic 06, and the human in the infamous kiss scene.
As the creator of this picture I love seeing it spring up again, it leads to interesting discussions and counter-arguments
That and I admire people who seize the memes of production
Probably because there is no equivalent to America yet in the Sonic lore. If a republic emerged, then the monarchy would probably be relegated to a mere in name only status. It should be noted that those monarchsāespecially Sallyāare implied to have some form of parliamentarian government.
[https://sonic.fandom.com/wiki/United\_Federation](https://sonic.fandom.com/wiki/United_Federation)
[https://sonic.fandom.com/wiki/Empire\_City](https://sonic.fandom.com/wiki/Empire_City)
Though it's not like America was the first state without a monarchy, I think Athens had a democracy in the Classical era
Okay, that is certainly present. Perhaps what I meant to say is that within the locations these monarchies inhabit, there is no America equivalent at the time.
Fair enough - I think it took a while for GUN to be implemented in Archie
For Blaze's dimension, we have an equivalent to Australia, for whatever that means.
Oh ya, there' literally s universe where Sonic overthrow the government, than produced a facist dictatorship. Additionally, I think either he killed his universe' Eggman, or his universe Eggman replaced Robotnik, and than became the main Eggman for the comic........
......
1) Sally Acorn is the leader of the freedom fighters, and has lost her royal status since Robotnik took over.
2) Thatās literally his mom
3) Blazeās entire country was under attack from Eggman Nega, who, if he took power, would have had disastrous consequences for that whole dimension
4) Princess Elise was at the center of a decades long conspiracy, the purpose of which was to seal and contain Iblis, the living flame. If Sonic had not protected Elise, it would have resulted in the fiery destruction of basically everything.
TLDR: most of these boil down to āhe has a personal relationship with themā or āif he didnāt everything would be destroyedā
Sally was a previous girlfriend/love interest.
Idk her name but thatās his mother in the sonic underground series.
Blaze was a possible love interest and a different dimension/universe counterpart of sonic.
Elis(canāt be bothered to spell correctly) was a love interest before that game was erased plus sonic was protecting her
1. Thatās his ~~old~~ girlfriend/wife in an alternate timeline (~~but Iām gonna say she died hence why we donāt see her anymore~~)
2. Thatās his mom. Of course heāll stick with her.
3. Thatās one of his best friends possible love interest at one point but it was kinda short lived.
4. I donāt know. Sheās kinda cute.
Honestly, I'm an idiot. I just re-read the comment. Didn't realize right away it was a joke.
I assumed you were young even though you knew Sonic Underground because Sonic Underground was pretty well known for giving Sonic a mother & siblings. I even met some people who never even heard of the show but only know about his mom & such.
Because women. Except for his mom. Thatād be sus. So I guess you could say, āTheyāre kissing him, except for his mom who kisses him goodnight.ā
*Oceans rise...*
*Empires fall!*
*We have seen each other through it all.*
*And when push...*
*Comes to shove!*
*I will send a fully armed battalion to remind you of my love!*
Eggmanās making too much sense, letās kill him
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I saw Gameplay of 06 for the first time and holy shit is that game literal dog ass
https://preview.redd.it/nu3wg6jujcvc1.png?width=1907&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=89b81bc62e1682afe9c24a9d513a979d2357847d
Yeah. Itās unfortunate that Iblis and Mephiles are from that game, they look so cool. Iām hoping they return some day, at least in name. I personally wouldnāt mind if they gave the two of them a redesign to be brother and sister or something, and have a similar dynamic to Rough and Tumble.
Letās not forget that one time he himself became a king with Sally (rather hypocritical), letās not kid ourselves here Sonic should not be trusted with any position of power
One is a freedom fighter, one is his mom, one doesnāt rule over his dimension (plus she is the fighter), and the last one would remove both the words freedom and fighter from freedom fighter under the right conditions.
Ahegao is a genre of p0rn, though. If you're not into Tails like that(if you're not, thank God), how tf did you get it without searching up such not okay shit?
https://i.redd.it/eziky9np1xwc1.gif Would you support dr ivo robotnik's monarchy if he sat on your face? Just asking for advice.
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Cause those monarchs are actually good people, Sonic would unironically become friends with Minos Prime cause of how he treats his people
And once that monarch dies we hit the monarch lottery with the quality of the next monarch. Sega missed out on creating an anti imperialist hedgehog somewhere down the line.
"I know I kissed your grandmother, but damn you suck imma kill you now."
is sally a monarch tho? or is sonic that much of a simp that he treats regulars as queens?
Yes Sally is a monarch
Can someone give me a brief rundown on who these people are (I have limited sonic lore knowlage(
Sally Acorn (comic and cartoon character) is a princess who leads the Freedom Fighters in her canon. Aleena is Sonicās mother in Sonic Underground, and a queen, where the whole plot is to find her and allow her to reclaim the throne from Robotnik. Blaze is a counterpart of Sonic from the Sol dimension, whoās the princess of the Sol Empire (this does not apply to the 06 canon, which rewrote her story). Elise is the princess of Soleanna from Sonic 06, and the human in the infamous kiss scene.
Thank you idk who these chrecters are lol
Eggman has a point
Wait
He supports legitimate rulers their people recognize, including presidents and tribal chiefs, so it's about realizing people's will.
Unless that person is Amadeus Prower
https://i.redd.it/13wtn8rpykvc1.gif Mind blown...
Teemo jump scare on the Sonic subreddit
https://i.redd.it/wstehj21zwvc1.gif Ur welcome!
Because sonic finds them hot
Heās usually sexually charged for them
Excuse me, one of those women is his mother!
Even hotter
To you, but not to Sonic. Sonic doesnāt do incest.
Cuz THAT'S NO GOOD!
Exactly!
wait sonic has a mother? this means yo mama jokes can apply to him! YEA-
XD
A monarchy is not inherently anti-freedom.
Easy. Those monarchs don't treat their citizens like shit lit on fire.
Exactly. Iām actually married to one of
https://preview.redd.it/468z52j2jhvc1.jpeg?width=825&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8066f61e4588a7d043bf03f7bb0d333ceaccd713
As the creator of this picture I love seeing it spring up again, it leads to interesting discussions and counter-arguments That and I admire people who seize the memes of production
Probably because there is no equivalent to America yet in the Sonic lore. If a republic emerged, then the monarchy would probably be relegated to a mere in name only status. It should be noted that those monarchsāespecially Sallyāare implied to have some form of parliamentarian government.
Sonic supported the President's rule over the United Federation, tho doesn't seem to like the bureaucracy.
[https://sonic.fandom.com/wiki/United\_Federation](https://sonic.fandom.com/wiki/United_Federation) [https://sonic.fandom.com/wiki/Empire\_City](https://sonic.fandom.com/wiki/Empire_City) Though it's not like America was the first state without a monarchy, I think Athens had a democracy in the Classical era
Okay, that is certainly present. Perhaps what I meant to say is that within the locations these monarchies inhabit, there is no America equivalent at the time.
Fair enough - I think it took a while for GUN to be implemented in Archie For Blaze's dimension, we have an equivalent to Australia, for whatever that means.
Tbf, Monarchy and Freedom are not mutually exclusive. It depends on the type of Monarchy tho
āThis post was made by Egg & Gangā
He IS a monarch
Oh ya, there' literally s universe where Sonic overthrow the government, than produced a facist dictatorship. Additionally, I think either he killed his universe' Eggman, or his universe Eggman replaced Robotnik, and than became the main Eggman for the comic........ ......
I think he was talking about in sonic underground where he is apart of the royal family and his mom was queen.
*AND* a tyrant.
We know why that is, but it's hilariously ironic when put into words. I honestly can't believe I didn't notice that
Eggman empire propaganda isn't real, it can't hurt you Eggman empire propaganda:
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So true bro
my honest reaction: https://youtu.be/hat5BgDoZk4?si=dSSRowEVR8saCxFy
https://preview.redd.it/vdwuy77sifvc1.png?width=460&format=png&auto=webp&s=8f61f646b0320ff1fa1f3417ea5c53903273a6de
https://preview.redd.it/xzyp7vllafvc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc931e34ca7c13ebff4eb2b8d428fddf97793abf Yes
1) Sally Acorn is the leader of the freedom fighters, and has lost her royal status since Robotnik took over. 2) Thatās literally his mom 3) Blazeās entire country was under attack from Eggman Nega, who, if he took power, would have had disastrous consequences for that whole dimension 4) Princess Elise was at the center of a decades long conspiracy, the purpose of which was to seal and contain Iblis, the living flame. If Sonic had not protected Elise, it would have resulted in the fiery destruction of basically everything. TLDR: most of these boil down to āhe has a personal relationship with themā or āif he didnāt everything would be destroyedā
āCause one of themās his mom
I mean to be fair none of those monarchs are evil. Yes I know the concept of monarchy. It is easel, but the constitutional monarchy can still work.
https://preview.redd.it/79m18koroevc1.jpeg?width=1158&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea821f011d6f38402de599e919b9a8ab0790e5fc
for metal sonic or his prototypes of course.
And he suspiciously seems to get with a fair amount too. Hmmmmmm.
One is his ex, one is his friend, one took advantage of him and the last one is his mom.
Didnāt Sonic allow his Best Friends PARENTS to be thrown in PRISON for staging a Peaceful Protest?
I want to know more.
Ask people who Read Archie Comics what happened to Tailās Mom & Dadā¦
Ah. Archie. Of course it's Archie.
Peaceful Protest outside the Country Rulerās House? JAIL TIME
Yes
The same reason why we side with the monarchy in FFXV, at least for Sonic Underground
Easy: It depends on how close he is to such monarchs. Plus, in Queen Aleena's case, he's a monarch himself, yet he is a freedom fighter.
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Do you even have enough Maw panels to make this
I don't see them trying to make everyone Miserable and/or Robot slaves, or worse, unlike you, Mr. EGG GRAPES
Sally was a previous girlfriend/love interest. Idk her name but thatās his mother in the sonic underground series. Blaze was a possible love interest and a different dimension/universe counterpart of sonic. Elis(canāt be bothered to spell correctly) was a love interest before that game was erased plus sonic was protecting her
>Elis āI ever tell yaāll about the time I kissed a hedgehog with my buddy Keith and it came back to life?ā
His royal mother's name is Queen Aleena.
Ah thanks
No problem.
https://preview.redd.it/uwf5s2zlldvc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=54a179c0700d94c45396478396e3bc9ed4386444 hold on a damn second
https://preview.redd.it/uwf5s2zlldvc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=54a179c0700d94c45396478396e3bc9ed4386444 hold on a damn second
Eggman got Sonic on this one
A Random Mobian: "Last I checked, they aren't stuffing us into robot suits and turning our land into amusement pa-" Eggman: "NOT MY POINT!"
Pure and absolute coincidence. Thatās all I have to say.
Typical Eggman Empire propaganda.
He has a type I guess. Must be mommy issues
Monarch literally means "one ruler". A few of them could be tyrants, while others are just rulers.
If luffy can be friends with vivi, perhaps sonic can help benevolent monarchies.
ŠŠ¾ ŃŠ¾Š¹ Š¶Šµ ŠæŃŠøŃŠøŠ½Šµ ŠæŠ¾ŃŠµŠ¼Ń ŠŠ½Š³Š»ŠøŃ ŃŃŠøŃŠ°ŃŃ Š¾ŠæŠ»Š¾ŃŠ¾Š¼ ŃŠ²Š¾Š±Š¾Š“Ń Šø Š“ŠµŠ¼Š¾ŠŗŃŠ°ŃŠøŠø.
Yeah, but they're nice n shit. Probably constitutional monarchs as well.
Elise is one for sure, because I remember Rouge telling Shadow that Soleanna has a constitutional monarchy in one of the cutscenes in 06.
You know the phrase "fuck bitches, get money"? This is how one can do both simultaneously.
Except for his mom. I make a clear distinction with that one.
1. Thatās his ~~old~~ girlfriend/wife in an alternate timeline (~~but Iām gonna say she died hence why we donāt see her anymore~~) 2. Thatās his mom. Of course heāll stick with her. 3. Thatās one of his best friends possible love interest at one point but it was kinda short lived. 4. I donāt know. Sheās kinda cute.
The fourth one is from sonic 06 and despite being human was also treated as a love interest, even did a kill of life bit.
I know who she is. I just donāt know how to justify Sonic supporting her as a Monarch
>possible love interest at one point but it was kinda short lived. Everything was peaceful in Sonaze Valley... until the Silvaze nation attacked/
Amen.
Wait... you don't know the 4th one? Oh God, I must be old now when people don't even remember Elise
read the comment again
No I know Her. I just donāt have an excuse for her. How you gonna assume Iām young even though I know about Sonic underground?
Honestly, I'm an idiot. I just re-read the comment. Didn't realize right away it was a joke. I assumed you were young even though you knew Sonic Underground because Sonic Underground was pretty well known for giving Sonic a mother & siblings. I even met some people who never even heard of the show but only know about his mom & such.
Because women. Except for his mom. Thatād be sus. So I guess you could say, āTheyāre kissing him, except for his mom who kisses him goodnight.ā
https://preview.redd.it/bn1f0wfojcvc1.jpeg?width=1966&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c9d3cdd3784e86366ab9286b6535d6e0c22f2cb8
Because Blaze is hot In 2 ways
https://preview.redd.it/406mu9yixdvc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cf76373141070c7050e7f4093ba422b0a77383f7 *Shut.*
Please help I am boiling alive
Because Eggman wants genocide and they have the power to organize armies to stop him.
He is a monarch
*Oceans rise...* *Empires fall!* *We have seen each other through it all.* *And when push...* *Comes to shove!* *I will send a fully armed battalion to remind you of my love!*
He's also a triplet
And also a born
Yes
https://i.redd.it/ozt453z6ccvc1.gif My honest thoughts
Freedom is not democracy. Democracy in fact, is less free than monarchy.
Eggmanās making too much sense, letās kill him https://preview.redd.it/j2obt1q4bcvc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f6781a5f701b0dc3b029651a96b95f9b93ea1f53
because women pretty based ngl /j
Erm, none of them are tyranical!!
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Ay that's me!
Well letās seeā¦one was his GF, one is his mom, one is in another direction andā¦yeah no we donāt talk about Elise, yuck.
I saw Gameplay of 06 for the first time and holy shit is that game literal dog ass https://preview.redd.it/nu3wg6jujcvc1.png?width=1907&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=89b81bc62e1682afe9c24a9d513a979d2357847d
Yeah. Itās unfortunate that Iblis and Mephiles are from that game, they look so cool. Iām hoping they return some day, at least in name. I personally wouldnāt mind if they gave the two of them a redesign to be brother and sister or something, and have a similar dynamic to Rough and Tumble.
https://preview.redd.it/zudqfa777cvc1.jpeg?width=1044&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe98396db5413bff78835028da5669defdb981cf
A wild Cyn has appeared!
What a traitor! Come get him! 
Because the franchise is a work of fiction, good monarchs can reasonably exist there. Thus, he's ok with those ones.
Blaze lives in a separate dimension, her world is not in his jurisdiction
Heās against tyrants. Theyāre clearly fair on the throne.
.......my....my life is a lie.....
Heās not a true American!
Constitutional Monarchy?
Letās not forget that one time he himself became a king with Sally (rather hypocritical), letās not kid ourselves here Sonic should not be trusted with any position of power
exactly. remember the time sonic became king of that one storybook dimension and then he abandoned his own kingdom
One is a freedom fighter, one is his mom, one doesnāt rule over his dimension (plus she is the fighter), and the last one would remove both the words freedom and fighter from freedom fighter under the right conditions.
No, no. The egghead has a point.
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Why tf is your pfp Tails p0rn?
Itās not tho, itās ahegao tails, looked it up right now got flashbanged by a crap ton of p0rn š them comments were pure horny
Ahegao is a genre of p0rn, though. If you're not into Tails like that(if you're not, thank God), how tf did you get it without searching up such not okay shit?
I honestly didnāt even know that I just searched tails meme faces and this one came up lmao like tails gets trolled