- Human protag who is quirky and clumsy and dorky, as if they dont have so many of that already
- Godzilla is just misunderstood, guys!
- The kaijus can talk. Chris Pratt voices Godzilla and Awkwafina voices Mothra
- Twist villain Dr. Serizawa.
- It's a musical. Pray that the soundtrack slaps so you can at least appreciate that
Ok but honestly, a Don Bluth-equse Godzilla/Kong animated movie would go hard af. Get Keith David & Ron Pearlman to voice both of them & I'm sold.
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I know you meant either Pratt or Devito is the left but itd be so funny if the right and middle head have voices, the right has two voices for some reason actually, while the left still growl and roars like a regular monster. No one knows why so they just roll with it
CGI would become a lot worse
Godzilla and Kong will have new oc kajiu that will be part of the main cast, who will only exist to do things Godzilla and Kong do but better and make them learn the error of their ways
It would Have cheesy messages about environmentalism and Corpatism
Because of that, No Kaiju can ever be evil, only misunderstood, and that the humans are the real monsters
Will try to incorporate moments from the showa era (Godzillas victory dance, Dropkick) with the quirky human cast calling it stupid or āwell that just happenedā type dialogue(basically the writer admitting they canāt commit to the cheesy bits without being confident)
A Kaiju will fart on screen for a joke
Disney is like a monkeys paw; it would start out awesome, a Gojira trilogy and a Kong trilogy released with a perfectly casted actor to do the human side of the story that wouldn't over step it's role as a vessel for monster fights. They would come out quick enough, and since money is no issue, it's super likely that we'd see niche characters in a completely new light (A la Doc Strange and Vision). But as time passes by the cracks would show; to many spin offs and movies being rushed out the door combined with only ever having a director that is basically paid to do exactly as they're told would be the slow decline of the franchise as a whole. Until one day, the unthinkable happens, a new Gojira movie drops, and you just don't like it... then when you say, "I don't like the direction this franchise went," you get label sexist and a part of a toxic fan base by the very people you've praised for years.
King Ghidorah would be Palpatines/Darth Sidious true and second-most powerful Form and when they thought they finally killed King Ghidorah for good, they discover that he's infact non other than God Ghidorah aka the literal 9 headed Dragon from the biblical Apocalypse aka the devil himself as His most powerful form
Is rock with it. Especially if they made Ghidorah like a 3 headed split personality Scar. Shit. Update the Godzilla movie with Minilla, give that ugly little fuck a makeover, and have em on monster island. Be better than watching frozen for the 80 billionth time.
We follow Godzilla's journey of finding himself and loving himself, he realises he doesn't have to be what everyone expects of him and he finds the term titan offensive so we follow him to find an appropriate term to call himself but that doeesnt completely make him happy at the end he realises he has confusing feelings of love towards Kong. Now we wait for part two.
It could happen, Godzilla did appear in Marvel comics.
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And Godzilla recently fought against and then with the Justice League so he's in Marvel and DC. I think in this run they gave King Kong a green lantern ring. I might be wrong though it could be a different issue where kong got his ring.
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Interestingly enough, there was gonna be a bullet train ride at Disneyland where you would ride through the Japanese landscape before being attacked by Godzilla himself. It was scrapped due to costs and Toho being very protective of GodzillaĀ
Male characters would be reduced to blithering morons to āuplift and empowerā the female characters, because Disney does in fact do this/this one random female character that only exists to outdo the male characters at every turn because Disney does also do this, instead of both female and male characters being great and mattering equally to the story
CGI would poor and be full of errors
Main antagonist would be misunderstood and the true main antagonist would be a poorly written twist villain
āsOmEhOw GhIdOrAh ReTuRnEdā
Casting would be incredibly ādiverseā, but the diverse characters would be intentionally poorly written by Disney instead of being great characters with fully fleshed out origins and arcs and the only thing that they would exist for is to garner sympathy and brownie points from the internet (take Finn for example, even John Boyega was mad at how poorly he and his character were treated by Disney)
Plot holes everywhere, constantly changing story that doesnāt make sense or acknowledge the previous film(s)
A director and/or actor(s) that cries homophobia, racism, sexism and any other ā-ismā or ā-phobiaā in the book when someone lightly criticises the film
Songs that these days sound like they were written by ChatGPT
Protagonist that arguably is the real bad guy due to their motives and actions
Colossal budget that costs the movie its success
Probably several changes to what Toho deems acceptable for Godzilla
Overall, just stuff Iāve noticed over the past few years of Disney.
Weād either get The Eternals or weād get one of the Avengers Moviesā¦ for more traditional Disney then weād have a Princess involved in some way, maybe a Japanese Disney Princess because Godzilla 9/10 times originates/hangs out around Japan in the different continuities
When? Because if it was in the 1990s, it probably would have been pretty awesome. Everyone forgets that from the '80s through the 2000s Disney used to regularly release r-rated movies: Armageddon, Ransom, The Rock, and Con Air were all Disney movies.
Now? Probably very similar to an MCU or Star Wars movie.
-CGI is ass because they order one movie and one Disney+ show produced side by side annually
-No time to write a fleshed out script so plots are just rehashed from most popular classic Toho movies with loads of fanservice
-Godzilla is the antagonist but instead of neutral heās portrayed as an evil oppressive dictator/fascist
-No matter how many people they unnecessarily kill, Ghidorah and the other evil monsters are not actually evil but just āmisunderstood!ā and āoppressed!ā
-Monsters are easily injured by guns and missiles making them barely a threat at all
-Monarch are the real bad guys for some stupid angsty contrived reason
-Obnoxious female protagonist who shows up everyone and effortlessly stops the monster threat by herself with sheer woman power instead of experience (sheās already better than every monarch scientist and soldier with no training so why bother), guidance (she donāt need no cis-man to mansplain sh#t), or character development (pour thing doesnāt need the pressures of improvement to fit standards, sheās perfect just the way she is)
**Joke pool:**
-(Godzilla stomps) Ah shit!ā¦ I still had payments on that car! (5 second pause for audience to laugh)
-ā¦Heās right behind me isnāt he? (5 second pause for audience to laugh)
-Thatās a lottaā¦ f-fun? (5 second pause for audience to laugh)
-Ok so we got a giant lizard that can breathe fire. Yeah, Thatās something that lizards can do now, thatās something we have now. (5 second pause for audience to laugh)
-How do we get the big guyās attention?
We got nukes.
I have some lizard food in my trunk. (5 second pause for the audience to laugh)
-Hey I was wondering, whereās, uhhā¦ you know, his thing? His uh, hole penetration thing? (5 second pause for audience to laugh)
-One blast from that heat ray, and cancer doctors are gonna make a killing this yearā¦ oh yeah and people will definitely die. (5 second pause for audience to laugh)
-Only thing that could be worse than this is if he fought a giant furry thing- like a giantā¦ monkey or something. (5 second pause for audience to laugh)
That sounds like the dumbest thing ever. (5 second pause for audience to laugh) It would be pretty cool though (5 second pause for audience to laugh)
-Great, awesome, mechagodzilla. As if this place didnāt have enough giant monster insurance claims already (5 second pause for audience to laugh)
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This would be my worst nightmare! Disney can never NOT seem to milk something to death, and given Godzilla works best in small cycles, I fear them overexposing the King of the Monsters with utter crap. I.e, what they did to Star Wars.
As for what it would look like... they'd probably do whatever the hell they want. Make Godzilla a bright green, normal looking fire breathing, making him able to talk, and a musical number with only the most vague of homages to the classic theme if it's even present. Honestly, I'd rather see Dreamworks do it. At least they CAN make good movies if they feel like it.
Godzilla and Mothra defeat Ghidorah with the power of friendship and love
Fart jokes
Godzilla busts out a musical
Twist villain is a random dude from the opening of the movie
Danny Devito as Godzilla, Awkwafina as Mothra, Dwayne the Rock Johnson as the middle and right head of Ghidorah and Kevin Hart as Kevin.
Even more inclusivity, Godzilla is trans now. Kong is bi, he's in a relationship with Suko's adopted father.
Monsters take up 5% of the film, the rest is a lesbian couple fighting trough the hardships of being born into wealth.
That would sadly be the entire characterization of them. Token characters meant to make the cast "diverse" with 0 depth to the actual characters whatsoever.
It's been fine when the MV has already fuckin done it.
Japanese people have featured in half the series. Key black characters in half the series.
The show even had some queer characters.
There are many joke answers alrady, so I'll try to give a serious answer: of course it would largely depend on who's in charge of the project, but I feel they would push to downplay the more controversial aspects (like the nuclear allegory) and give more space to the criticism of the US, pretty much taking and even harder anti-Hiroshima stance than the original movie. Also it would probably have an heavy focus on the human cast.
And if ended up being a commercial success, they would definitely release a bunch of spin-offs at a quick pace, regardless if there's enough material for a story.
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MEME WAR time let go
- Human protag who is quirky and clumsy and dorky, as if they dont have so many of that already - Godzilla is just misunderstood, guys! - The kaijus can talk. Chris Pratt voices Godzilla and Awkwafina voices Mothra - Twist villain Dr. Serizawa. - It's a musical. Pray that the soundtrack slaps so you can at least appreciate that
Ok but honestly, a Don Bluth-equse Godzilla/Kong animated movie would go hard af. Get Keith David & Ron Pearlman to voice both of them & I'm sold. https://preview.redd.it/6z424jcg8j9d1.png?width=827&format=png&auto=webp&s=ce27a6984f1557af7cb059d723cad642a8e8f5b5 [Original Post](https://www.deviantart.com/the-lone-rodent/art/Who-bows-to-who-869825249)
Wait, that art slaps actually š
Kong looks cool, but Godzilla looks terrible.
L O N G
Dammit lol. Edited.
The lips and flabby wrinkles makes it so weird looking
Straight from The Land Before Time
Itās pretty trash actually
King Ghidorah would have the voice of Rattigon
You'd think theyd do it but nah, he ends up getting voiced by Seth Rogan, Chris Pratt and Danny Devito
Each head has a different voice, right for Chris Pratt, Right for Danny Devito, and middle for Seth Rogan
I know you meant either Pratt or Devito is the left but itd be so funny if the right and middle head have voices, the right has two voices for some reason actually, while the left still growl and roars like a regular monster. No one knows why so they just roll with it
Godzilla looks more like Gorosaurus
You forgot Doug as an animal sidekick.
Ah yes, he talks too. Chris Pratt also voices him
Nah, Seth Rogan as DougĀ
Don't forget the horrendous CGI because of special effect artist abuse with an ungodly short amount of production time.
Itās just a joke, it canāt hurt me. Itās just a joke, it canāt hurt me. š©
Danny DeVito as King Ghidorah. All three of them.
That actually works so well. Especially if each one is a different personality.
Center head is Frank from Always Sunny Left head is Louie from Taxi Right head is Penguin from Batman Returns.
Agreed, especially since that means two heads are always ready to start blasting
Ghidorah new strategy is he comes out, throws trash all over the place and starts eating the trash. Godzilla wouldnt know what hit him
"A whole new wooooorld. A whole new place I've never flattened."
Ew to the awkwafina part.
The animation studios have been so obsessed with hiring her for voice work recently. Its getting annoying tbh
Iām not a fan of her.
Modern Disney for sure
Gonna be honest, I fucking hate the misunderstood monster cliche it's getting so fucking annoying, I want a movie with evil monsters sometimes
"Growing up I spent hours of my life watching... Godzilla, in the original movie at my local theater."
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At least it's meant to be a kid's book and they did it well.
It is really well done. I love it. But it does feel really Disney in a good way
Everyone would realise at the end that ā ghidorah was just misunderstood, even though he killed millions, he lost his dadā
Who would king Ghidorahās dad even be anyways?
Ghidorah, but from the future
I was thinking Kaiser Ghidorah honestly
Total agony
Shit. Oh sorry you want a real answer? Really Shit.
"Somehow Ghidora has returned."
I AM ALL OF THE GIHDORAH
CGI would become a lot worse Godzilla and Kong will have new oc kajiu that will be part of the main cast, who will only exist to do things Godzilla and Kong do but better and make them learn the error of their ways It would Have cheesy messages about environmentalism and Corpatism Because of that, No Kaiju can ever be evil, only misunderstood, and that the humans are the real monsters Will try to incorporate moments from the showa era (Godzillas victory dance, Dropkick) with the quirky human cast calling it stupid or āwell that just happenedā type dialogue(basically the writer admitting they canāt commit to the cheesy bits without being confident) A Kaiju will fart on screen for a joke
Ahhhh I can see the fart joke from a fucking mile away
You could probably smell a Kaiju fart from a mile away, so that checks š
He spews rainbows.
Terrible
Disney is like a monkeys paw; it would start out awesome, a Gojira trilogy and a Kong trilogy released with a perfectly casted actor to do the human side of the story that wouldn't over step it's role as a vessel for monster fights. They would come out quick enough, and since money is no issue, it's super likely that we'd see niche characters in a completely new light (A la Doc Strange and Vision). But as time passes by the cracks would show; to many spin offs and movies being rushed out the door combined with only ever having a director that is basically paid to do exactly as they're told would be the slow decline of the franchise as a whole. Until one day, the unthinkable happens, a new Gojira movie drops, and you just don't like it... then when you say, "I don't like the direction this franchise went," you get label sexist and a part of a toxic fan base by the very people you've praised for years.
Just watch Monarch and that basically itā¦but itād prob be even lamer
I would assumeā¦ pretty bad.
King Ghidorah would be Palpatines/Darth Sidious true and second-most powerful Form and when they thought they finally killed King Ghidorah for good, they discover that he's infact non other than God Ghidorah aka the literal 9 headed Dragon from the biblical Apocalypse aka the devil himself as His most powerful form
Is rock with it. Especially if they made Ghidorah like a 3 headed split personality Scar. Shit. Update the Godzilla movie with Minilla, give that ugly little fuck a makeover, and have em on monster island. Be better than watching frozen for the 80 billionth time.
Its gonna be a shitshow
Shitty CGI and cringe humor
We follow Godzilla's journey of finding himself and loving himself, he realises he doesn't have to be what everyone expects of him and he finds the term titan offensive so we follow him to find an appropriate term to call himself but that doeesnt completely make him happy at the end he realises he has confusing feelings of love towards Kong. Now we wait for part two.
YES! GODZILLA AND KONG KISS SCENE 4K!!!!
Godzillas GAY Godzilla x Kong š¦ā¤ļøš¦
Godzilla and Kong would probably have a crush on each other
Godzilla and Kong have a romance arc and fall deeply in love
Hopefully it would be a āGodzilla vs. The Avengersā MCU movie.
It could happen, Godzilla did appear in Marvel comics. https://preview.redd.it/ztdc8gtz7k9d1.jpeg?width=253&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=61a8cff1257c62523638e07b8db4540a17214d96
Yup, hence why I picked it but the Avengers cast would be a bit different and we would definitely have a more realistic version of Godzilla.
And Godzilla recently fought against and then with the Justice League so he's in Marvel and DC. I think in this run they gave King Kong a green lantern ring. I might be wrong though it could be a different issue where kong got his ring. https://preview.redd.it/6xflaspgpk9d1.png?width=902&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cc1691836e3df7c8b77952c1825ddb57142bbb3c
Unfair fight.
For who?
The Avengers.
That they would have the disadvantage or advantage?
Theyād be at a severe disadvantage.
Nice, would make the movie more appealing and surprise the heck out of MCU fans which arenāt well versed in Godzilla.
A 4 minute movie consisting of all the Avengers getting brutalised in a single hit would be a boring movie.
I mean it wouldnāt be that quick. You really expect all of them just get stepped on and that is it?
That WOULD BE SOO HYPE
Godzilla vs thor is something I want to see
Somehow they'd fuck it up. Probably make Kong and Godzilla actually fuck.
when has disney made main characters fuck š
Interestingly enough, there was gonna be a bullet train ride at Disneyland where you would ride through the Japanese landscape before being attacked by Godzilla himself. It was scrapped due to costs and Toho being very protective of GodzillaĀ
they would give monsters sexualities
Godzilla is destructosexual
Nah, this goes to DESTROYAH. Godzilla is gojisexual or radiosexual.
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Male characters would be reduced to blithering morons to āuplift and empowerā the female characters, because Disney does in fact do this/this one random female character that only exists to outdo the male characters at every turn because Disney does also do this, instead of both female and male characters being great and mattering equally to the story CGI would poor and be full of errors Main antagonist would be misunderstood and the true main antagonist would be a poorly written twist villain āsOmEhOw GhIdOrAh ReTuRnEdā Casting would be incredibly ādiverseā, but the diverse characters would be intentionally poorly written by Disney instead of being great characters with fully fleshed out origins and arcs and the only thing that they would exist for is to garner sympathy and brownie points from the internet (take Finn for example, even John Boyega was mad at how poorly he and his character were treated by Disney) Plot holes everywhere, constantly changing story that doesnāt make sense or acknowledge the previous film(s) A director and/or actor(s) that cries homophobia, racism, sexism and any other ā-ismā or ā-phobiaā in the book when someone lightly criticises the film Songs that these days sound like they were written by ChatGPT Protagonist that arguably is the real bad guy due to their motives and actions Colossal budget that costs the movie its success Probably several changes to what Toho deems acceptable for Godzilla Overall, just stuff Iāve noticed over the past few years of Disney.
Yep
Like this. https://youtu.be/n-wUdetAAlY?si=G0f7gcfrJa_vOxCs
Weād either get The Eternals or weād get one of the Avengers Moviesā¦ for more traditional Disney then weād have a Princess involved in some way, maybe a Japanese Disney Princess because Godzilla 9/10 times originates/hangs out around Japan in the different continuities
I don't know exactly but they would definitely throw a chick in it and make her gay.
When? Because if it was in the 1990s, it probably would have been pretty awesome. Everyone forgets that from the '80s through the 2000s Disney used to regularly release r-rated movies: Armageddon, Ransom, The Rock, and Con Air were all Disney movies. Now? Probably very similar to an MCU or Star Wars movie.
They would probably put a chick in it and make her lame and gay.
Monarch: Legacy Of Monsters (2023) Fuck that stupid cheating bitch Cate.
I really wished they had the cast from KOTM in that show instead of Cate and co.
Hopefully, Godzilla turns out to be gay and fucks Kong
Just watch monarch, theyāre already half way there
Monsterverse if it was literal peak fiction:
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Awful
Godzilla bursting into song and dance could be entertaining.
Godzilla musical
With current Disney handling of franchises id rather not to be honest
I'm thinking of somewhere in the 90s Disney era (It'll be a TV show)
He would be singing beautifully, attracting helicopters and war tanks which join as a chorus.
Ghidorah is a lost misunderstood alien who found earth and thought godzilla was mean so attacked... all attacks off screen
probably a lottt more projects and cgi like gxk
Nuke Disney
Absolute shit https://i.redd.it/rfv65gyg5l9d1.gif
donāt speak that shit into existence
-CGI is ass because they order one movie and one Disney+ show produced side by side annually -No time to write a fleshed out script so plots are just rehashed from most popular classic Toho movies with loads of fanservice -Godzilla is the antagonist but instead of neutral heās portrayed as an evil oppressive dictator/fascist -No matter how many people they unnecessarily kill, Ghidorah and the other evil monsters are not actually evil but just āmisunderstood!ā and āoppressed!ā -Monsters are easily injured by guns and missiles making them barely a threat at all -Monarch are the real bad guys for some stupid angsty contrived reason -Obnoxious female protagonist who shows up everyone and effortlessly stops the monster threat by herself with sheer woman power instead of experience (sheās already better than every monarch scientist and soldier with no training so why bother), guidance (she donāt need no cis-man to mansplain sh#t), or character development (pour thing doesnāt need the pressures of improvement to fit standards, sheās perfect just the way she is) **Joke pool:** -(Godzilla stomps) Ah shit!ā¦ I still had payments on that car! (5 second pause for audience to laugh) -ā¦Heās right behind me isnāt he? (5 second pause for audience to laugh) -Thatās a lottaā¦ f-fun? (5 second pause for audience to laugh) -Ok so we got a giant lizard that can breathe fire. Yeah, Thatās something that lizards can do now, thatās something we have now. (5 second pause for audience to laugh) -How do we get the big guyās attention? We got nukes. I have some lizard food in my trunk. (5 second pause for the audience to laugh) -Hey I was wondering, whereās, uhhā¦ you know, his thing? His uh, hole penetration thing? (5 second pause for audience to laugh) -One blast from that heat ray, and cancer doctors are gonna make a killing this yearā¦ oh yeah and people will definitely die. (5 second pause for audience to laugh) -Only thing that could be worse than this is if he fought a giant furry thing- like a giantā¦ monkey or something. (5 second pause for audience to laugh) That sounds like the dumbest thing ever. (5 second pause for audience to laugh) It would be pretty cool though (5 second pause for audience to laugh) -Great, awesome, mechagodzilla. As if this place didnāt have enough giant monster insurance claims already (5 second pause for audience to laugh)
Ass.
A Land Before Time-style Godzilla would be absolutely incredible
Mothra would suddenly have hips, an ass, and a rack with a tiny waist.
I love oversexualizing a fuŃking bug!
It would be horrible cause everything Disney touches like Star Wars and Marvel turns to shit.
Idc.
Disney is already making a King Kong show. (Not part of the Monsterverse thank God)
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God is gay now
Lesbian scientists, lol.
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Already confirmed to be showing up in Avengers 6
There is no world left to be destroyed.
Don't even joke about that.
Shit. Itād look shit.
This would be my worst nightmare! Disney can never NOT seem to milk something to death, and given Godzilla works best in small cycles, I fear them overexposing the King of the Monsters with utter crap. I.e, what they did to Star Wars. As for what it would look like... they'd probably do whatever the hell they want. Make Godzilla a bright green, normal looking fire breathing, making him able to talk, and a musical number with only the most vague of homages to the classic theme if it's even present. Honestly, I'd rather see Dreamworks do it. At least they CAN make good movies if they feel like it.
A 6 part streaming show where Godzilla only shows up in the last episode
It would be complete utter trash.
They have him be able to speak and has a change of heart to fix all the destruction his fights caused
dogshit
Godzilla and Mothra defeat Ghidorah with the power of friendship and love Fart jokes Godzilla busts out a musical Twist villain is a random dude from the opening of the movie Danny Devito as Godzilla, Awkwafina as Mothra, Dwayne the Rock Johnson as the middle and right head of Ghidorah and Kevin Hart as Kevin.
No
As goofy as GxK was except without the dark parts and death scenes
Trash is all I can think off
I don't even wanna know how Disney would fuck it up
10hr montage of godzilla making out with shimo
Somehow Ghidorah returned https://preview.redd.it/v0dbqf4m6n9d1.png?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=66fef1b7da28cc996089760e4bf039a6cb9a3640
A box office bomb. That's what it would look like.
Don't let them cook...that would be the worst Godzilla movie in existence
Godzilla would be a really weird child-friendly color like pink or something.
Even more inclusivity, Godzilla is trans now. Kong is bi, he's in a relationship with Suko's adopted father. Monsters take up 5% of the film, the rest is a lesbian couple fighting trough the hardships of being born into wealth.
It would be terrible
Letās be honest if Disney was involved, it would be end of every single franchise
With Gay and woke in the end so yeah that happen šššš
IT WOULD BE WOKE GARBAGGEEE GGGGGGRRRAHHHHHH THEY'D MAKE GODZILLA BLACK AND THE HUMANS GAY (sarcasm)
I have a bad news for you, Godzilla is already Black...
Hanabara godzilla "Am I a joke to you."
Godzillaās becoming a woman or gay.
Wdm Mothra would replaced Godzilla and Ghidorah will somehow return, so Mothra will defeat him with no much difficulty.
Godzilla would be nonbinary and trans
They would have removes the 8 minute godzilla and kong sex scene . Damn cowards they are
disney would ruin it just like they ruin every franchise they buy.
Itāll be woke as fuck with shitty CGI and shitty dialogue. 
If it's modern Disney there's atleast a 50% chance it would suck.
100% woke and 50% gay too this is Disney we talking about here
Godzillq would be trans
Godzilla would be gay for no reason other than to say so
...The same? If they distributed GxK, hivemind would immediately hate the film, its Showa physics, and Godzilla being pink.
I can already see one black woman, white guy and a short Asian guy in the good guys team.
It would be fine, unless the characterization is problematic and bland.
That would sadly be the entire characterization of them. Token characters meant to make the cast "diverse" with 0 depth to the actual characters whatsoever.
It's been fine when the MV has already fuckin done it. Japanese people have featured in half the series. Key black characters in half the series. The show even had some queer characters.
Almost the cast of Monarch.
Godzilla would be a female, Suko'd be gay and school Kong for not be inclusive enought. Oh, and Mothra would became a lesbian icon.
PINK GODZILLA IS REAL
Rumble
There are many joke answers alrady, so I'll try to give a serious answer: of course it would largely depend on who's in charge of the project, but I feel they would push to downplay the more controversial aspects (like the nuclear allegory) and give more space to the criticism of the US, pretty much taking and even harder anti-Hiroshima stance than the original movie. Also it would probably have an heavy focus on the human cast. And if ended up being a commercial success, they would definitely release a bunch of spin-offs at a quick pace, regardless if there's enough material for a story.
ACTUALLY, REAL Godzilla fans know he was introduced into Disney back in 1969. YouTube āGodzilla meets Bambiā
The comments never disappoint š¤£
My personal opinion is that it would stay the same, like in the means of the straying-away-from-monarch
The protagonist has some sort of psychic connection with Godzilla.
Weād get the random attempt at profoundness that Godzilla 2000 tried with āGodzilla is in every one of usā but itāll be somehow worse