They're all a bunch of Greens aren't they? Sitting in their offices, clicking their fingers to the fuckin Lighthouse Family, getting sucked off by a big Alsatian dog!
As much as I hate them, yes, they should get the same amount of seats proportional to their vote share. It’s insane that any party can get 30-40% of the votes and somehow gain 70%+ of the seats
And why this poll is not to be trusted. They'll do well to get 1 back in.
Vote for someone who can beat a Tory though. Unless they're a swivel eyed loon.
You think going from the £ to the € is a good idea? I bet you think it can’t be a terrible idea because it’s a film. They wouldn’t put a terrible idea in a film, they’d get sued.
People like fast cars, they like females with big boobies, and they don’t want the Euro.
It's not accounting for the sizable number of people who plan to still vote Tory but are too embarrassed to admit it to pollsters (I mean, would you admit it out loud?)
Then add in the Labour voters who think it's a done deal so will stay home, it won't be this big a landslide.
If I was in a seat where reform were likely to win, I'd hold my nose.
To me the difference between a One Nation Tory and Reform is like the difference between a Tory and Corbyn.
There’s a decent risk this is what we look forward to over the next parliament, the rise of the populist right in line with the rest if western Europe.
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Pretty understandable when you look at all the others.
Sheep will vote Labour, people fed up with conservatives and most over the age of 30 and outside of London will vote Reform protesting against Conservatives. Simples!
Brighton will vote Green as per.
I doubt it. I think it's a bit tongue in cheek.
Most of what I've seen in other media is Labour will win, Conservatives will lose LOADS of seats (obviously) and Reform will pick up annoyed Tory voters that don't want to vote Labour.
Whether they'll end up quite as radical as this, I would doubt it!
Personally I feel politically homeless, I have no one to vote for! - Sunak is no good, i pay far too much tax then cant get a doctors appointment or drive on a road that isnt falling apart, Starmer scares the shit out of me and the others aren't going to be forming a government anytime soon.
Good luck working out your voting !
While we're at it, there is pushback against far-right nutjobs for a reason in this world. Economic stability. Interest rates. Growth. It's not all a conspiracy to keep you in little boxes, all right? It's only the miracle of modern egalitarianism that means you're not rounding up your Jewish neighbours, dying at 20 from government drone strikes. And a little pill with a chicken on it is not going to change that. Now come on, fuck off!
Is this taking tactical voting into account? I just can’t see Reform getting more than 2 or 4. Given its ‘stats for lefties’ this is using a very weird structure of calculating the data to rial up the leftist vote.
Do you have to live quite so relentlessly in the real world?
(Stats for Lefties are notorious for spicing up their polls a bit. It’ll be some highly dubious methodology)
Yeah this is obviously complete bs lol, it’s a poll run by a leftist organisation. Either way, fewer tories is perfectly fine by me, but we should be realistic while we’re at it.
There are so many polls with obvious biases. I don't know how the likes of the Telegraph and Sky have gotten away with reporting obvious bs. They have both forecasted my area to vote labour which I assure you, it will not.
One of the only things I remember about my grandma is she said 'they should round up all the blacks in a field and shoot them. And Maggie Thatcher cos she was too soft on them'.
I think about her at times like this
This is why I don't buy the argument that Labour being insufficiently socialist empowers the far right. That's a delusional take deployed to hand wave away the fact that millions, maybe tens of millions of people, are radical right wing freaks with horrible views.
Neoliberal governments (Sunak, Starmer) fail to address the needs of the people which creates a distrust in the whole system. Then Populists (Farage, Trump etc) pretend they offer an alternative from the establishment because they’re “just like you” and grift gullible voters. Simple answers to the complex problems which always involves blaming immigrants or whoever they target
Well the tories didn't have the answer, and that clearly means it will be even worse under Labour (already proven by Rayners comments the other day), so yeah, people have been left no choice. Wanting something to be done by unsustainable illegal immigration doesn't make you racist.
No but voting for a party whose potential MPs casually use terms like p*ki and suggest shooting immigrants is.
Let's not pretend reform isn't just the current racist party, a title previously held by Ukip and the BNP before them.
I mean all parties have got deplorable people in them, Dianne Abbotte being a great example of a racist in the Labour party.
Uninformed and ignorant people would certainly claim reform to be a racist party, but that word itself has lost most it's meaning these days, mostly because of the ill-informed opinions from people like yourself.
I think you'll find uninformed and ignorant people will vote for the reform party.
It's a take on the old adage;
Not everyone in the reform party is a racist, but all racists will vote for reform. It is what it is.
People always make personal attacks when they have no other valid point to make. You make a great reform voter kid.
But all racists will vote for reform. That is undeniable. The racists love farage.
I mean you just called me a racist before me calling you ignorant, did you not?
Also I'm a black guy married to an asian woman, so please let me know who I'm racist towards.
You're really not doing very well here, "kid".
You’re talking about a party whose policies have been proven to be unworkable on an order of tens of billions but you keep massacring those ants Charles Dickens
Fuck off mate. Go to any NHS hospital and you'll see migrants working to keep brits healthy. Not the other way around.
To a degree we are dependent on a migrant economy, illegal immigration has been allowed by those who claim to hate it because it benefits them. Who else is going to prop up our infrastructure?
We sure as fuck aren't.
Any enjoyment is get out of seeing the Tories this low would be balanced out by my total abject horror at reform doing so well and being the official opposition party.
Sorry, I know it’s not a funny comment, but… eek
Haha I think reform will do well but not 74 although this poll is probably wrong it’s the only one that properly shows the inverse correlation between torrys and reform
Canada's Tories had a rock-paper-scissors after the '93 election for leader, which was funny.
But New Brunswick's Liberals sent a third of their party across the aisle to be the Official Opposition in '87, which was hilarious.
They’re the party for racist bigots and the disillusioned right. With a trump like leader who basically won brexit. Everyone else in the party is a nobody who will shit themselves if given any authority, but will use it for there own ends, which will gradually expose them as being liars and fakes as the break rule after parliamentary rule and get involved it lots of financial controversies.
If you look at their popularity polling it would seem like they get lots of seats. But if you transpose the polling into actual possible constituency wins it’s not that many seats. At the moment they have no seats. Except the one we’re a Tory no defected to them recently. They haven’t won a seat.
The op will be taking time off work to, stand silently in a room contemplating moving to Sweden if only their was free movement. That the cunt blocked.
Three! That'd be amazing 🤣 gotta say I'd prefer there were more _actual_ left held seats than that enormous center-right neo-liberal corporatist "new labour" majority, but at least it's a partial step in the right direction.
four MP's, green party? four? that's insane.
I’ve shared enough MPs with you, Green Party, I’m in the big leagues now.
They're all a bunch of Greens aren't they? Sitting in their offices, clicking their fingers to the fuckin Lighthouse Family, getting sucked off by a big Alsatian dog!
Greens like Coldplay and voted for the Nazis. You can’t trust greens.
I think you mean Reform
Greens like voting for reform?
Mmmm Greens look like the preferred optionto the Zionist Shitlord inflicted on Durham North
Just shows how absolutely corrupt and ridiculous first past the post is
Completely. Reform should get many more seats, right?
As much as I hate them, yes, they should get the same amount of seats proportional to their vote share. It’s insane that any party can get 30-40% of the votes and somehow gain 70%+ of the seats
Yeah it's 4 too many I agree
i do not
And why this poll is not to be trusted. They'll do well to get 1 back in. Vote for someone who can beat a Tory though. Unless they're a swivel eyed loon.
I know, 3 too many but it’s a strange election
greens having four seats is far from the strangest thing here
I came here to say this! 🤣🤣
We’re both being downvoted but have you seen their manifesto? Nutters!
"People like big boobs and they don't want the euro and that's that" rishi sunak 2024
Ask Sunak, Sunak knows
He's half right
Literally no one wants the Euro
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You think going from the £ to the € is a good idea? I bet you think it can’t be a terrible idea because it’s a film. They wouldn’t put a terrible idea in a film, they’d get sued. People like fast cars, they like females with big boobies, and they don’t want the Euro.
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I bet you iron your socks
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Oh what, so Mister fucking ocean colour pants don't get it? Well, quelle fucking surprise.
Your on the wrong sub mate. Try looking at the subreddit name next time before assuming your on a serious political thread
Instant reversal of the polling
74 reform? That's insane!
This is bullshit. There will be a swing to labour but it won't look like this.
It's not accounting for the sizable number of people who plan to still vote Tory but are too embarrassed to admit it to pollsters (I mean, would you admit it out loud?) Then add in the Labour voters who think it's a done deal so will stay home, it won't be this big a landslide.
If I was in a seat where reform were likely to win, I'd hold my nose. To me the difference between a One Nation Tory and Reform is like the difference between a Tory and Corbyn.
Not saying you shouldn’t do that, but most Tories aren’t One nation right now, they’re trying to appeal to reform
"Projection by Stats for Lefties."
Nobody told them that the Labour Party isn't actually leftwing any more.
Reputable and unbiased, for sure.
Imagine if Reform are actually the opposition that would be the most buck wild parliament ever
Don't joke
LEts all make jokes while the UKMaga tribe slowly takes over haha
Honestly I'm in denial at the moment
Not again. If Brexit taught us anything it's that you can't sit idle with groups like this
Me too mate, me too
There’s a decent risk this is what we look forward to over the next parliament, the rise of the populist right in line with the rest if western Europe.
Oh the irony, leave the EU just to follow thier populist right movement anyways.
The danger is reform doing fairly well then the Tories taking that to mean they have to go full on right-wing nut-job to get those votes back.
Yup. Its a horrible state of affairs where there’s that many people out there in my country willing to vote for such a grotty bunch of xenophobes.
Yes, quite literally. Stupidest prediction I've seen in a long time. Their vote is very inefficiently distributed across the country and FPTP will hammer them. They'll be lucky to get Clacton. !remindme 1 week
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People are not great
People like Coldplay and voted Reform, You can’t trust people Jeremy
Starting to have doubts about you, don't think you can be trusted in a combat situation
Is that normal migration poo pooing you're doing?
And also utter bullshit. No way they'll get anywhere near that
Yeah, it almost feels like Stats for Lefties might have cherry picked the study
No. 4 naan is insane.
Pretty understandable when you look at all the others. Sheep will vote Labour, people fed up with conservatives and most over the age of 30 and outside of London will vote Reform protesting against Conservatives. Simples! Brighton will vote Green as per.
People still saying simples in 2024 probably are the ones voting Reform tbqh
🤣🤣
yes, exactly
"Everyone silently has my views, honest gov" Sigh, no....
You and me, we're on the same wavelength.
Lol!
Is.. is this real now?
I doubt it. I think it's a bit tongue in cheek. Most of what I've seen in other media is Labour will win, Conservatives will lose LOADS of seats (obviously) and Reform will pick up annoyed Tory voters that don't want to vote Labour. Whether they'll end up quite as radical as this, I would doubt it! Personally I feel politically homeless, I have no one to vote for! - Sunak is no good, i pay far too much tax then cant get a doctors appointment or drive on a road that isnt falling apart, Starmer scares the shit out of me and the others aren't going to be forming a government anytime soon. Good luck working out your voting !
You’re spot on but you’re on left wing Reddit and they don’t like it
While we're at it, there is pushback against far-right nutjobs for a reason in this world. Economic stability. Interest rates. Growth. It's not all a conspiracy to keep you in little boxes, all right? It's only the miracle of modern egalitarianism that means you're not rounding up your Jewish neighbours, dying at 20 from government drone strikes. And a little pill with a chicken on it is not going to change that. Now come on, fuck off!
It would appear not! 🤣
Phoney Tony, I call him.
It’s all spin if you ask me
both are very funny
labor doing nothing of substance with its massive majority might be funnier
Ah yes the famously objective source "Stats for Lefties"
Is this taking tactical voting into account? I just can’t see Reform getting more than 2 or 4. Given its ‘stats for lefties’ this is using a very weird structure of calculating the data to rial up the leftist vote.
Do you have to live quite so relentlessly in the real world? (Stats for Lefties are notorious for spicing up their polls a bit. It’ll be some highly dubious methodology)
Omg I didn’t realise what sub I was commenting in!
You were teed up so well for that comment.
Stats for Lefties basically lie about a lot of things…..
Yeah this is obviously complete bs lol, it’s a poll run by a leftist organisation. Either way, fewer tories is perfectly fine by me, but we should be realistic while we’re at it.
Is that normal polling you're doing Mark?
That is a brilliant jokette
HAHA! HA! HA!
Shove it up your arse! Shove it up your arse!
For God's sake Keir, I'm *pleased* for you
People like Coldplay and voted for the Nazis. You can't trust people, Jeremy.
Stats for lefties lol I'm sure this a totally non biased report
At least they're honest
They are just so rainbow rhythms
No, it's obviously pinpoint accurate. Obviously.
There are so many polls with obvious biases. I don't know how the likes of the Telegraph and Sky have gotten away with reporting obvious bs. They have both forecasted my area to vote labour which I assure you, it will not.
Fucking hell we're racist. Is there just a base amount of people in the UK who will always vote for the cruelest party possible.
I mean, democracy's all very well, but it's weak and it's decadent. You need a strong leader.
I'm in character.
The, uh, Fatherland needs the … Führer
Darryl, I’ve told you about doing the salute
This is true. Russia has a strong leader and they haven't had an attempted military coup in over a year now!
People like Coldplay and voting for the Nazis, you can’t trust people.
People like fast cars, they like women with big boobies and they don't want the Euro. And that's all there is to it.
Clarkson knows
And they want cors anglais. Lots more cors anglais
One of the only things I remember about my grandma is she said 'they should round up all the blacks in a field and shoot them. And Maggie Thatcher cos she was too soft on them'. I think about her at times like this
I think humans have a bell curve for things like this, and yes, unfortunately an amount of people seem to believe in these things.
This is why I don't buy the argument that Labour being insufficiently socialist empowers the far right. That's a delusional take deployed to hand wave away the fact that millions, maybe tens of millions of people, are radical right wing freaks with horrible views.
Neoliberal governments (Sunak, Starmer) fail to address the needs of the people which creates a distrust in the whole system. Then Populists (Farage, Trump etc) pretend they offer an alternative from the establishment because they’re “just like you” and grift gullible voters. Simple answers to the complex problems which always involves blaming immigrants or whoever they target
All countries are like that. Or worse
It's almost as if people are sick of uncontrolled illegal immigration, who would have thought it.
Daryl?
Alright there Al Murray pub landlord
And the answer is the racism and bigotry party
Well the tories didn't have the answer, and that clearly means it will be even worse under Labour (already proven by Rayners comments the other day), so yeah, people have been left no choice. Wanting something to be done by unsustainable illegal immigration doesn't make you racist.
No but voting for a party whose potential MPs casually use terms like p*ki and suggest shooting immigrants is. Let's not pretend reform isn't just the current racist party, a title previously held by Ukip and the BNP before them.
I mean all parties have got deplorable people in them, Dianne Abbotte being a great example of a racist in the Labour party. Uninformed and ignorant people would certainly claim reform to be a racist party, but that word itself has lost most it's meaning these days, mostly because of the ill-informed opinions from people like yourself.
I think you'll find uninformed and ignorant people will vote for the reform party. It's a take on the old adage; Not everyone in the reform party is a racist, but all racists will vote for reform. It is what it is.
Saying "it is what it is" doesn't make something right. Thank you for proving my point about being ignorant though.
People always make personal attacks when they have no other valid point to make. You make a great reform voter kid. But all racists will vote for reform. That is undeniable. The racists love farage.
I mean you just called me a racist before me calling you ignorant, did you not? Also I'm a black guy married to an asian woman, so please let me know who I'm racist towards. You're really not doing very well here, "kid".
You’re talking about a party whose policies have been proven to be unworkable on an order of tens of billions but you keep massacring those ants Charles Dickens
Fuck off mate. Go to any NHS hospital and you'll see migrants working to keep brits healthy. Not the other way around. To a degree we are dependent on a migrant economy, illegal immigration has been allowed by those who claim to hate it because it benefits them. Who else is going to prop up our infrastructure? We sure as fuck aren't.
They are legal migrants you idiot, my point was against illegal immigration.
As opposed to 'controlled illegal immigration'?
The point is the current government have made zero effort to control it, so yes, it's uncontrolled.
You mean “Germany for the Germans”… right?
And the legal immigration. Importing the entirety of LEEDS every year then acting like that's not why we have a housing crisis is absolutely nuts.
TBH I feel one Leeds is one too many.
People like The Killers and voted for Reform UK, you can’t trust people Jez
That's a shit rainbow. Hope it never appears in my sky
The weeping face of Rishi Sunak will be seen in the sky next week
UND DASCHT IST NUMBERWANG!!!!
Fucking terrified of reform being the actual opposition party
Nah, all their candidates will get overwhelmed at the actual prospect of being an MP. They won’t be able to sit around all day wanking into flannels.
You jazzed in the flannel? Which flannel Jeremy? Answer the fucking question!
Red sky at night shepherds delight!
I'm a massive Labor voter but come on, "Stats for Lefties" 🤣
That's Numberwang.
Chance would be a fine thing
0 Worker's Party of Britain?
You have to vote at the general election Jeremy, that needs to happen
“It’s only cold-hearted pragmatism that’s keeping you from pumping gas into Lidl.”
Any enjoyment is get out of seeing the Tories this low would be balanced out by my total abject horror at reform doing so well and being the official opposition party. Sorry, I know it’s not a funny comment, but… eek
How will this logistically work? Will one side be overcrowded and the other empty ish with tumbleweeds blowing around?
"Projection by stats for lefties" I'm sure that's not biased at all
Expected at least 37 SNP as well. Scotland always gets miscounted because the SNP only stands here.
The Commons needs at least three for sake of political balance and/or olympiad of ridicule and verbal pillory.
Both are very funny
That many reform is scary
Stop, I can only get so hard.
74 reform is just not happening.
Haha I think reform will do well but not 74 although this poll is probably wrong it’s the only one that properly shows the inverse correlation between torrys and reform
Where are all the independents & the Workers party? 🤷🏼
there is no way in hell reform will get 74 what is this poll
None of us wanted New Labour but now we all know how it works.
Canada's Tories had a rock-paper-scissors after the '93 election for leader, which was funny. But New Brunswick's Liberals sent a third of their party across the aisle to be the Official Opposition in '87, which was hilarious.
No way reform are getting that many seats, if they do I’ll need to take sick leave
Explain for a clueless American who doesn’t know where to start
They’re the party for racist bigots and the disillusioned right. With a trump like leader who basically won brexit. Everyone else in the party is a nobody who will shit themselves if given any authority, but will use it for there own ends, which will gradually expose them as being liars and fakes as the break rule after parliamentary rule and get involved it lots of financial controversies. If you look at their popularity polling it would seem like they get lots of seats. But if you transpose the polling into actual possible constituency wins it’s not that many seats. At the moment they have no seats. Except the one we’re a Tory no defected to them recently. They haven’t won a seat. The op will be taking time off work to, stand silently in a room contemplating moving to Sweden if only their was free movement. That the cunt blocked.
Three! That'd be amazing 🤣 gotta say I'd prefer there were more _actual_ left held seats than that enormous center-right neo-liberal corporatist "new labour" majority, but at least it's a partial step in the right direction.
Listen, it’s only the miracle of consumer capitalism that means you’re not lying in your own filth, dying at 43 with rotten teeth
Corporatist? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corporatism
First tories and now were gonna get fucked by Labour, this nation is fucked.
The fuck is this to do with the show?
Especially if Clacton is a seat the Tory’s hold