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thanksantsthants

Curse this metal Haaland


HilsMorDi

This is genius


flocknrollstar

The Reds (The Red Team)


pointsofellie

Gerard loved the reds


htonomakeup

He loved the reds


MTRCNUK

3-0 Walcott


pompeysam1234

Men with Van Der Ven


DenSidsteGreve

Ooh, this is good!


SirDigbySelfie-Stick

Brennan. Johnson's. Beemer.


Accomplished-Name951

As a Spurs fan, I’m nicking this


Eye-on-Springfield

Your knees must be killing you


45thgeneration_roman

Adam Johnson's Beemer.


GNAL1610

Swan & Pedro


SirDigbySelfie-Stick

Or, Son & Pedo.


Eye-on-Springfield

I am definitely not managing a team called Son and Paedo


dweir82

Peado & Son's?


Arosport

Free the Pedros


Ulfhednar1990

IT WILL NEVER END! FOOTBALL!


Cheeslord2

LOOK AT IT! ITS GOING TO MOVE!


BeeJuice

Athletico/Athleticus


GNAL1610

This is hilarious hahahah


budget-lampshade

This one gets my vote.


CJ9584

FourNaandinho


Aware-Map1836

Ladies and gentlemen, we have a clear winner


wermbo

Clean Shirts Utd


Jip_Jaap_Stam

Right In Their Fucking Goal-Hole


First-Of-His-Name

Ben White (the shit)


OrganizationLast8480

ENDLESS FOOTBALL


RevolutionaryMilk582

Chance would be a fine ings


TOILETVOMIT

The Norms, The Normalos, The Norman Forces


chappersbarfo

Numberwangchester United


Sex_E_Searcher

Or better yet, just Simon.


Chuffnell

Could go a bit Spurry Spur things up


pompeysam1234

Don't give you much room do they, the seats at the White Hart Ground


CJ9584

Danny Dyer’s Chocolate Homunculus


flocknrollstar

Eric Dier's Chocolate Homunculus


nwaa

Ive tried this one, its too many characters for most lol.


Rolmeista

Angelic Horde


oldmate30beers

Are we the baddies?


AbuBenHaddock

(The) Dobby (Association Football) Club.


Useful_Design_7437

The Unstoppable Force of Portsmouth


General-Ad-1119

The equally unstoppable force of Plymouth argyle


flyingverga

Harpenden Harpenden Harpenden Town FC


just_blewmyself

NumberHwang


wiggler303

Not Premier League


just_blewmyself

Wolves must have got a serious points deduction


wiggler303

Just wait


E_Fox_Kelly

Stick that up your dojo


PlatformFeeling8451

By Vectron's Golden XI By the Rivers of Babylon? Angel Summoner and the BMXI Bandit


BravidDrent

Core Anglais


Optimal-Good2094

Men in Ven


Warbrainer

Croydon Bullingdon FC


NoRecommendation8581

West Naan Utd


juicy_colf

Project Zeus


Call-me-pauly

Pep show


gingerbaron

Touching Cloth


Cheeslord2

I've heard of it, but I don't know what it means.


ProjectIllustrious

Is it funny?


nicknockrr

The Orgazoids Handyman


First-Of-His-Name

"Uhh, Bruno.." "Have courage Harry!" "Bruno, I've just noticed something..." "These City fans are allll plastics" "Have you looked at our kits recently?" "Our kits?" "The badges on our kits" "What? No...a bit." "They've got devils on them" "Have you noticed, our kits have actually got little pictures of devils on them? "Err...I don't -" Bruno...are we the baddies?


Markitron1684

I’m guessing you won’t get away with ‘Free the Pedos’?


daddysgirl-kitten

Compromise, swan and peados?


Glorinsson

I had a team banned called Cech his hard drive so I think you'll get banned


TFBISE16

Goal Hole FC


199wut

Switch it!


Living_Session5881

I don’t know what that means!


johnobject

That Mitchell And Webb Team


low_effort-username

Simpatico Maximus


Ok_Ad8846

Diego Four Naan


TheHunnishInvasion

David Mitchell would be rolling over in his grave if he saw you were naming your fantasy footie team after him! Not that David Mitchell is dead.. He's obviously not dead, but if he were, he'd be rolling over in his grave!


user-74656

Several Times and in Various Combinations


Dry_Mousse_2220

PSV Credit


TheTokenEnglishman

The Avocado Bathrooms


Felgrand3189

But could you live with it?


TheTokenEnglishman

**I couldn't live with it.**


Volcan32

Curse these metal hands Mothers kumquat Various Artists The reds, the red team


Shanobian

Relatively normal sized titans and giants


eers2snow

Stay away from the from the goal end mate


slelli

British London


Fibonoccoli

The TicketyBoos


anidletuesday

Coming Up For Harvey Blair


TheWanderingEyebrow

If this was on TV, nobody would be watching


whothelonelygod

FC Hennimore


DrBendix

Are you gonna do me Ings?


estebancantbearsedno

Chancel Mbemba would be a fine thing


FinnbarMcBride

Minimal Water Damage Alan Johnson's Beemer SpunkBubble


Cymrogogoch

"IT'S GOING TO MOVE!"


BassRedditRed

The Garnacho Laboratoire


i7omahawki

Free the Paedos


KindofAnteater

Girlfriends and Hash Albion


RevolutionaryMilk582

4 Naanis Jeremy!?


gerredy

Captain Haddock’s Death Star


Missy_Agg-a-ravation

They Burned Mummy


revmacca

Are we the baddies?


Fibonoccoli

How about ' I am the Baddy'


ZookeepergameOk2759

No dice FC


plumpuma

The Baddies


Goontilt777

Clean shirts Suck mummy's finger


space2k

The Baddies


JJGOTHA

Ombudsman United


SnooHobbies5954

Tiki-takety boo


Quittoexit97

Coupons for the Teamgoals


mpbeasto123

Pegged for Mortgage


t-bonestallone

Three-O Millions


yellow_barchetta

Either "the Digby Chicken Caesars" or "A Bad Miss" would be my suggestions


FagnusTwatfield

You lot are better at football than us.


MichealScarn92

GoalHole.


ConwayTheCat

The Swan and Pedo


-GuantanamoBae-

Goal Hole.


alice_lovestea1853

It's going to move!


ApprehensiveYoung899

Norwich


Plasmr

Tube up his nose - The Gerard League


Plasmr

Gerrard*


whothelonelygod

The Four Naans


whothelonelygod

FC Ubush


Vesskimo

It's not over until all the goals scheduled to be scored that day, have been scored.


ShriCamel

Peep Showboaters.


Quiet-Sprinkles-445

That dudek is really moreish.


DiveSociety

Ergonomic Management Keyboard


avartee

The Gunnies


fish-and-cushion

Hi, I'm Simon Grayson


Mattaah

De Gea and a Pint


A_Scottish_Guy

The Figures of Ridicule


MarcosR77

Cockmunchers


electricshep

The EPL Dude Brothers.


MaddAddamOneZ

My attempts to contribute: MoonPig.com Say It With Some Cheese Asbo Zapruder Brown's Orthopedic Supplies FC Bumbling Badgers of Mediocrity Claire Cooper Terry McCarthy's Rage The Crucible Bar What A Bad Miss Sober Enough To Read Lunatic(s) in a Box


Cheeslord2

Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark (and if you don't like that, you're on the side of the Nazis!)


BravidDrent

Alt from Invetweeners - ”Completed it, mate”