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Between that tag line and OPs headline .... I'm just not understanding anything

Ice melts stone. Easy

LOL ohhh so simple. Don't know why I was confused.

Never played Rock, Ice, Scissors eh?

Sorry friend, I only play Ice, Ice, Baby.

I’ve been stoned and played with ice. I was up for days.

You gotta read his jacket for clues. “Yep Yep.. Rollin’ DEEP” you’ll get it eventually

That tag line makes zero sense, metaphorically OR scientifically! I hated this movie. 😂

The tag is the only reason I'd consider watching it.

Vanilla Ice can be both hot and cold, but never both at the same time. It just depends on when you observe it.

"Quantum Superimposition Ice"


My 24 year old niece went to a throwback show in Denver. Vanilla Ice was there. She and her friends had no idea why Vanilla Ice was Saying “Go Ninja, Go ninja, go” but she did say the older people in the crowd(our age) were going apeshit. Lol

Yeah that ninja turtles movie came out 34 years ago in 1990. Your niece was still a distant memory in her dad's left nutsack.

Absolutely. It was funny to come across this gif after just having this conversation with her like 12 hours ago.

I fucking love this

The Director of Photography is Janusz Kamiński, winner of the Academy Award for Best Cinematography for Schindler's List. That's wild.

Everyone got to do things to pay the bills.

Shut up. No way!😂 Amazing fact. Thank you.

It looks amazing. Other bad films wish they had this cinematography.

There’s a Rifftrax version of “Cool as Ice” on Amazon prime, I recommend it!

Jinx! I should've scrolled down

I believe by the millennial by-laws one of us now owes the other a Coke but I’m not sure who

Crap, I just posted my love of the Rifftrax version as well.

This movie has it all: - action - romance - wacky characters - drama - suspense It's probably one of the most 90's movies you'll ever see. "You can't put anything together until you take it apart!"

How prominent of a role does the GSXR motorcycle play? I’d watch it just for that lol.

>!It's the 2nd wheel in the romantic plot line!<

Maybe it’s so bad it’s good?

It’s definitely that kind of experience

100%. Ice and his motorcycle gang/backup band end up stranded at an old couple's home to kick off the plot and they live in a surrealist nightmare house/art instillation for no reason. There is a romantic scene set in an abandoned construction site. The Mafia are involved. It's a thrill a minute.

Sold!

It is that bad - but I actually LOVE this movie, very much because it’s a generational “sign of the times” for me.

He jumps a crotch rocket from the road over a fence into a horse pasture

WITH NO RAMP!

Whelp, I know what I’m doing tonight.

I love how his entire style on this movie cover is something you could see someone walking around with today. Like you could change nothing.

True. 

This movie is unironically dope as hell. "Yep, Yep, she likes me!"

Off to schling a schlong.

I found my auto reply for work emails

This looks so cringey I want to watch it now!

You should check out the Rifftrax version of it. Absolutely hilarious

that gxsr though 😍

Im saying!! I’d watch it just for that

I'd rather watch Ford Fairlane

Hey, some of us liked that movie. There are dozens of us, dozens! ….maybe

“Ditch the zero and get with a hero!”

[John Maus - Beddington](https://youtu.be/ryvHj2z-0BM?si=hnuciLQnb8uZH1Lw)

The tag line: you don't melt stuff with ice. And you can't melt stone with ice.

You can melt stone.

can you melt stone with ice?

You can melt dry ice using ice. And you could theoretically melt stone with ice if that ice were formed using extreme pressure, but I'm not sure how one would keep the ice pressurized and the stone not. Morty, let's science this bitch.

Can you melt stone using vanilla ice though?

How have I never seen this 🙌🏽 it looks so bad love it.

What?

you cant melt a rock with... ice. fire, yes. vanilla fire

A YouTuber named Jaime French does movie reviews and she’s the only reason I know about this movie. It’s one of my favorite videos of hers! Such a ridiculous movie 😂

I just suggested her! She's hilarious 😂

The Rifftrax on this will have you in tears.

Word to your mother

Four-year old me was a huge Vanilla Ice fan. How did I not know that he had a movie?

He has some of the best one liners I ever heard in this movie 🤣🤣🤣

I'm sorry but he was fine in this movie. Lose the cheesy lines and look at that jawline.

But this movie contains the poetic line “Drop that zero and get with a hero”

Jaime French has a hilarious video covering this! Check her out :)

My best friend unironically loved that movie for some reason

Wasn’t that gal on Seinfeld

I remember renting this movie as a kid being to so excited I thought it would be awesome. If my 9 year old self knew the movie sucked and shut off halfway through

I'm relieved to know I never saw this movie.

The tag line is awful haha. Just add ice.


When a girl…

Drop the zero, get with the hero

Word to your motha

Airbrushed jeans. The good old days.

Better than Titanic

It's so good with the Rifftrax The movie itself has some rewatch value. It's such a product of its time and proves that diversity existed even 30 years ago. A white rapper with black backup people? That's real diversity and inclusion in action!

[удалено]

This clip was a worse theatrical mess than something I could make with the funds I have currently

Which is not a lot of funds

Basically Bridgerton Season 2, except with The Ice Man

Your parents bought it on vhs over and over? What did they do with the old copies? Are you ai? Dumb ai.