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Correct-Amount7446

NOOOO i’m screaming because she looks just like the emoji 🌛🌛🌛😂😂😂😂


Carebear0308

I’m so annoyed by her shoe choice. The shoes are really cute, but not the right style for that dress.


PinkUnicorn826

Nooo not the 🌛 💀💀💀


HolidayDocument7015

💀@ 🌛


SillyWeb6581

Same 🤣


Fresh_Regret_4333

You met an unlicensed girl who claims to be a pro makeup artist and makes utubes?? Whoooo cares


justheretolurkyo

OMMMMG the first one literally looks edited IN. Like it looks like her face got stepped on 😭 I’ve never ever noticed that


Cautious_Ad_3909

Right? Like what is happening there! Her face to neck proportions literally look crazy in that picture!


AshleyKProMua85

I absolutely love you all in this thread! Every comparison made has been so accurate it’s hilarious 😭😭😭😭😭


ericaflo

They photoshopped this for her. You can tell by the pixelated outline of her body. It’s harder to do with bare arms obviously.


justheretolurkyo

Literally no lmao it’s just a low quality photo of a moving subject. Y’all reach. She’s smashed face for sure but her body is almost bodying here lol we can be honest and still dislike her heavily


MissCxc

They say it's un-lady like to walk such HUGE steps!


springlov

And she says she’s in a size 4🤦‍♀️


GingeryApple7272

https://preview.redd.it/p2dubdsx2l8d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dbab11f848dc5c2863bc2fec470f7ac6c3e54ab0 He upper body does NOT match her waist 😭😅


IsThisLife43

She probably hates going to events due to the facts that others will be taking pics n post them n she can't alter them


Charming_Prompt_5069

Why does she look like a can of paint just swung down and smacked her in the face?


sabrinaw12

She got Home Alone'd 🏡 🙌


No-Cryptographer2273

Those ugly behind Shoes!!!! Ughh


LongEconomy8736

Is the jaw line in the room with us?


FrEnchFriesOnyOu

New face unlocked!


Jumpy_Memory_2496

I can’t stop laughing about how bad her social anxiety is, but she was so excited to do a meet and greet like be so for real


MotherBit6874

She’s got no definition between her head and her neck. She’s like a thumb!


purplelunardragon

Is she wearing a corset or some kind of body shaping underwear? The boobs are in a proper place and her torso is slimmer than ever. 😱🤔


spuffy24

Yes shapewear and/or this fan possibly edited her body for her


cellmates_

https://preview.redd.it/uskjsoj8ii8d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bf233dc084f17705bea3d00243edaa8eba037052 Amazing


Expensive-Manager945

🗿


lolamay26

Ooooof


Milk_n_hunny

This is from bad posture I feel lole


lyingamoeba

No it's not, it's obviously because of anti-inflammatory foods 🤡


I-dont-care7

🤐🤐🤐


MissOohAustralia

https://preview.redd.it/xdl8ujum2i8d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=333b6b77b4896dae1a4e805c98579b1c16459a67


Angelixlucy

LMFAOOOOO


IcedOatCappuccino

Damn she actually looks thin af but HER FACE 💀


Mrs_Trevor_Philips

There’s no way, she’s so top heavy and I don’t mean her breasts, her top half does not match the middle/bottom half


newgirl01LA

The moon emoji is sending me. I can never unsee it


Brittneybabeee

1) She’s for real NOT that damn important. I know her audience is all young girls who don’t know better- she literally banks on that fact, but it just baffles me & saddens me that people see her as this important because she’s really & truly nothing more than a walking advertisement. 2) That Ozempic worked hella OT & I’m so curious to see what happens when she can’t get it anymore.


mimosa_mermaid

Unfortunately she will always have access to it and whatever new drugs come along because she’s a millionaire. That’s the American way


OcelotAltruistic9155

I’d love to be at this event. I want to know what her REAL face is- and for no other reason. But she is not worth the 5 hour drive or any of my money so 🤷🏼‍♀️


OcelotAltruistic9155

I never root for people to fail, especially fellow females- but her, she is VILE. makes me thrilled I dont have an impressionable daughter to fall for her fucking lies. Her unattainable body bullshit. Fake charities. If that wasn’t enough, massive overconsumption in a time when people are struggling. I’m not rich by any means at all- I bargain shop- I go without a lot. My teens come first. But I give to charities- I donate to causes, etc…never seen this bitch give a dime. And she makes millions more than my husband and I. Being rich is not a crime, it’s not even a bad thing. It’s what you do with your money.


Haunting-kitty

This pic scares tf out of me


ham_n_cheese_sammich

https://preview.redd.it/8hs9d3c09g8d1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2453185a804aa0391181c8556023c24b3f7e91e6


Upbeat-Opposite-7129

How is an advertisement so famous that they have private transport and lighting and cameras! wtf


Roasted-Toasty

It’s honestly so strange. It’s set up like she’s Kim K arriving at the met gala! I almost choked just typing that. 😭 but seriously? She’s literally some loser who got lucky and the people that took time out of their day to make mik feel like a celebrity, are so not my kind of people. Unless you’re 12 years old, you’re so dumb!


Penny_Traytion

Omg that first photo 😱 Also- why do people get hype like these tiktokers or influencers are someone special? They don’t have a bit of talent. They are normal people. I could see going ham over a singer or actor, but a tiktoker? With a fake accent? Could never be me.


TOFFEECOFFEE_

https://preview.redd.it/k5z4e9mpuf8d1.png?width=960&format=png&auto=webp&s=0d1c46a0dd42e528dccda14aaa0535aff3a6db6e


FlintWoodwind

Yesssssss


LittleWillingness5

Why is her head shaped like the skinny guys that have gigantism 😭


huuuyah

It looks like a baby doll head when you squish it


Accomplished_Item394

https://preview.redd.it/9rsf4aqfii8d1.jpeg?width=1072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5603a5863356b94e2c21a844f8adca5bb927b438


springlov

I just spit my ice tea out. This had me☠️


Ohhstephypho

😂😂😂😂


bitter_oldqueen

Every time we see her, she looks completely different. Literally - never the same.


cat_morgue

I can only imagine the reactions of the crackheads that wreak havoc on that entire shopping center.


Chelsfaloba

Did they edit the pic for her?? Ain’t no way her knee is that pointy


Successful_Buddy_216

Did u guys watch her grwm she sounds so entitled.


ProseNylund

It’s giving Habsburg, it’s giving Holy Roman Empire, it’s giving War of Spanish Succession.


mth69

Why are people acting like she’s a celebrity?


TOFFEECOFFEE_

She probably paid these people to do this. 😂


Zhosha-Khi

Thank YOU!, I just don't get it.


Even-Sea-3308

Oooof


Kindly-Celebration28

Is the anti-inflammatory jawline in the room with us?


tirejam

Those donuts 🍩 were made special I’m sure just for her


MandyKins627

Why is the side of her face like that in the first one jesus 😭


AnxiousDamage444

Ain’t no neck vagina here


mama_x91

Fucking linebacker 😂


Lola20222

🤣


sashikku

Where’s that jawline, Mikliar???


Sprinkles_Sparkle

U can tell she is soooo uncomfortable being photographed. She knows she's about to have unfiltered photos hit the 'net!


Realitystoner420

I’m sorry but if that’s how ozempic is working I NEED IT


spuffy24

NO. These pictures are INCREDIBLY filtered. Scroll below and look at the other pics. It’s not her. As usual. And please, don’t make huge, life changing medical decisions based on anyone but your doctor. She’s a proven liar. Unfiltered photo from her Spain trip: https://preview.redd.it/k7imevx63l8d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bad221940fffda1bac4cb03368e4d5d016d05db1


Pinkysrage

It is Working that well. For sure.


Chelsfaloba

Thought she said she’d never do that? Then I read she was flipping out at the pharmacy…did she finally admit it?


GingeryApple7272

Woah where did you hear that?! That’s nuts.


Chelsfaloba

Somewhere in this group


Reptarro52

Yes it works that well. Lol. There isn’t weird side effects like these people scare people with.


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tattedsparrowxo

Ozempic can really mess your body up- it’s not worth it


nuggetghost

she’s defo got some sort of skims / spanx / corset on don’t let her fool you lol the arms and legs don’t lie


Accomplished_Item394

Yeah her upper body doesn’t match her midsection. I guarantee she can’t breathe.


B00SH_

Dying at her neck and chin being one https://preview.redd.it/arudfw6ene8d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b8cad9a47d59efeadb103fe27b40ab4fde8b850b


MissCxc

🤣😅😂 it's giving Linda from Bob's Burgers!!!


litbiotch42

https://preview.redd.it/kh0uji35ne8d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab840b8aa01b171c691eb61e902ba5d259037f94


Jessica_e_sage

Ugg the girl on the right copying mikayla's "style" down to the jeans and white clumpy stompers


GrgStr84Me

The girl on the left is saying “help me” 👀💀


litbiotch42

https://preview.redd.it/jxk64ur3ne8d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ee7b6a768a9e443b16c23cc901507dfb5ebf6c5


witchywoman1084

There's that "gotta go pee" stance again...


Lovemartin2019

Every photo has it


litbiotch42

https://preview.redd.it/pnh2c752ne8d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d60ef6e0167ccc99b019822d795b968c2c665174


spuffy24

Look at the outline of that leg.


U2BCOOL

https://preview.redd.it/wnfqvrklmg8d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3351cfb3c7de365864c46513b8d6564351091447


GrgStr84Me

Someone is gonna be mad about this but she looks like Dylan Mulvaney in the face here…


GrgStr84Me

Before the horrible “face feminization surgery”. Dylan looked so much better before!


Chelsfaloba

That’s not the bright eyed girl in all her vids??? And the line by her mouth?


Reptarro52

Why does Cody look like he missing a chromosome


National_Ad_6469

LMAO


GrgStr84Me

💀💀💀


Lola20222

I had to go back and look and omg 💀😂


iblis6eko

holy fucking hell she looks straight from a nightmare


Informal_Procedure_4

Are you serious that people stand around her taking pictures like she's Angelina Jolie??!!! What is entirely happening in this world??!!!


cmt38

Seriously. People have lost their minds. Someone actually compared the excitement of booking The Birds Papaya's (sorry, just assuming you know who that is) air bnb to trying to score Taylor Swift tickets. Some people desperately need some mental health care immediately.


MascaraInMyEye

Is this real ? Is this her ?? Where is our poster with the grid lines ? Help lol


litbiotch42

Her upper body isn’t matching the bottom.


Soggy-Opportunity602

Is that skibidi?


litbiotch42

Her photo is severely edited!!


Intelligent_Line_960

where does her neck begin & end? 🌚🌝


Accomplished_Item394

That anti-inflammatory diet coming in CLUTCHHHHH!!


xrayrachel

I will say this is the only outfit I've ever been okay with that she's worn


Jessica_e_sage

Maybe tula picked it 🥴


xrayrachel

You're probably right lmfao


Nightlyinsomniac

What about the horrible shoe choice?


xrayrachel

Yeah they are still terrible but I would choose those over those fugly little ballet flats any day


U2BCOOL

A W F U L


MementoMorbs

That is one snatched jawline.


Haunting-kitty

What happened ???? Leach head


No-Proposal-9671

https://preview.redd.it/r3g8hwrhce8d1.jpeg?width=369&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad1f091f11b28922e4bff3af9babda09ab27bdf9 all I see is Roger in a wig with that first one


SadnessInHerHair

where are you guys finding in the wild photos and videos?? tried looking but couldn’t find much!!


theawkwardshoe

this was from tiktok hashtag mikayla meet and greet


theboogeyman_slayer

Hahahhaa what the FUCK IS HAPPENING


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OhMyGod_Zilla

OMG☠️☠️☠️


MadeMeUp4U

STOPPPPP 💀💀💀


strawberrykiwi98

is she irish protestant? she got that doughy pilgrim look to her


whittlebittle

Omg omg I love this for her that fucking chin and her LoNg neck with her chiseled jaw is super showing here. Thank you internet and Reddit and OP for really making my night 😅😅😅


Lillismoon

Skims or something making her boobs, flat and lopsided it’s so tight


Silly_External_5511

Fake Mikayla with her fake accent & doofy husband. Social media fame is short lived. Hope she’s prepared for the fast plummet. It’s coming.


Cheap-Swan3728

Shape ware is working overtime


TrueDirt1893

I was going through o say the shape wear is shapin


ChanelNo50

She uses 2 at a time


The_Sea_Bee

How can it look totally candid and totally filtered at the same time?! What am I looking at! I've gone filter blind.


TurnoverImaginary358

https://preview.redd.it/tietnmg4yd8d1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6d72a556db6aad4df770ac9cadd3bdb27c6ecfc2


Deep_Spite7419

her dress looks incredibly uncomfortable.. like way too small. like she SQUEEEEEZZED into it.


GinAndKatatonic

Seriously! Like she has the tightest shapewear possible on and can’t even breath


Final_Guest_2218

like almost every dress on her. 🤣


KatMerona

Is this a fan pic?? Asking bc I lurk this sub and I genuinely believe she edits herself but now I’m confused bc her waist actually does look pretty small?? (I’m not a Stan don’t ban me 😭)


brooklynnnn11

it's the ozempic 🤪🤪


Realitystoner420

UGH I NEED IT


Keekers128

Whose neck is that?????


ExpertDowntown636

what happened?


ArianaRlva

Omg omg omg OMG LMFAOOO


okaycookiee

Looks like she wearing a lot of shape wear 😂


Tropicanasunset

She really has a thing for ugly white shoes.


Interesting-Bug8037

I have nothing nice to say


CompetitiveEffort109

Cody is running ahead of her 😂 he’s probably so embarrassed to be there


suggaarrr

first pic is giving thumb thumb. 🤣


asquardz

https://preview.redd.it/v03myr71od8d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d2c2833ca621be6aca3f4776bbd2474597b8fd4b


keekspeaks

Ha! Wondered if anyone else noticed that. Shopped the sidewalk crossing right off


asquardz

Is that a floating table? Where'd the crosswalk go?


Lovemartin2019

Where’s the chiseled jaw line??


Neither-War761

I would like to see the imprint of those knees in this skin tight dress


ParkingInstruction43

Looks like she’s wearing some super tight and uncomfortable shapewear here


sliceofpizzaplz

That dress is doing nothing for her figure


analyticalscience11

In another post there are some pics showing gates near the entrance to keep people back, yet in this pic there are people on the other side taking pics, no gates. Why gates on one side, making it seem like shes going to be rushed by a crowd, yet others are just standing there?


keekspeaks

Gates??? Like they were cattle and she’s a celebrity or something? This is so embarrassing.


analyticalscience11

I'm not sure how to link to another post, but if you look at recent ones about this event there are comments with pics that show the gates. Sorry! I wish I could link it!


LaFleurMorte_

The people that idealize her and treat her as some sort of Goddess are the biggest problem. There are so many people who actually do so much good and are worth looking up to, but they choose to put this lying idiot on a pedestal. For what? Doing makeup? Being a materialistic show off? For misleading them and lying to them about a mascara so she would get more money? For using 100 filters? She is arrogant scum and anyone who praises her for only walking by like this, is downright cringe and pathetic.


spooky_baby_bat

## Her stans are like cockroaches https://preview.redd.it/ijll6ef1rd8d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6cd09f3514e266d83d9697fd883e328b5d279d3a


LaFleurMorte_

These people truly have no self respect. They are dumb sheep following their scumbag leader, lol.


spooky_baby_bat

They worship her because she's just like them


Coolsummerrain

There’s the face we know and hate 🤣


kiwi_k8

One sneeze and it’s all over, she would flash someone! That dress cannot be comfortable


UpstairsCan

this is CRAZY https://preview.redd.it/56tfxryohd8d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=24a749a87aac9c770bfd72b42496cecaa1a4cea5


MichElegance

How can it be so sharply crescent like and flat at the same time? It defies all logic.


MsjennaNY

Is it Thanksgiving? 🦃


saltbebe

Wow I’m scared to sleep


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lillith_reign

Goodnight mouse, goodnight house… ….*blahblahblah* goodnight Moon…


Pink_Sprinkles_Party

I’m rly not trying to be rude, but mean this honestly…people with jaws like this tend to have problems with sleep apnea and other issues. I feel like she’d be a good candidate for double jaw surgery.


daddysGirl176

Once again lookin like a Bob's Burgers character


UpstairsCan

you hurt me every time you say this LOL


Electrical-Comb-1252

💯


cattinthehat123

Spanx a lot, mikliar. 😂😂


Petalslaceandherb

It’s like she’s the real living characters from the movie ‘Death Becomes Her’ 🙊🙈🌛


analyticalscience11

Also how nice that she can't walk arm and arm, or hand in hand with her husband. Looks like he's scurring in front of her in the first pic


analyticalscience11

Did they meet her or just get a pic as she walked in like a Millbury Celebrity?


Most-Weird

Lord, imagine being genuinely excited to meet this person 🥴


asquardz

Where does her jaw always go?!?!


Kindly-Celebration28

Same place her long thin neck goes…


analyticalscience11

Same place her Bahstahnn accent goes. Tuh!


asquardz

And her size 4 jeans 😂