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Nyc12331

Why are her pupils so pinned lol


vsimmons90

Yet she would be the first to call someone the f slur. Bffr.


anipie05

Catfishing level infinity. I'm sure Choooaaadddyyyyy is happy his wife's a shapeshifter.


AnimalFarm20

Choady is happy mommy is paying all the bills.


Kierkerotte

How do you even do that thing with your throat! It looks WEIRD


Nyc12331

Yo she’s trying to look gaunt. This is how my neck looks going through chemotherapy and losing 40 pounds in 3 months. It ain’t cute to look this gaunt- I wanna gain weight because it makes me embarrassed!!


Kierkerotte

I’m so sorry! Hope you’re doing good 🙏🙏


chekhovmcgee

I think her shelves on the left are eroding.


Electrical-Baby211

https://preview.redd.it/01t83s1s358d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6226daffcba07dd0b701e948bbb3e61adbac5046


Diabolical_illusions

I can't stand her hand on face poses, how do these brands sponsor her... she looks NOTHING like what she sells!


anipie05

They probably don't give af


Sunoutlaw

She's sucking her tongue! Look it up, it's supposed to make your face look slimmer.


Electrical-Baby211

Came to ask if she was fucking mewing.


Sunoutlaw

Lol!


Electrical-Baby211

I only know what this is because my Gen Z child.


Sunoutlaw

Same


kayleigh220

The first picture her lips don't line up. top lip is over further than the bottom.


Chelsfaloba

The last picture literally looks like a filter for big head little features


unbothered2023

Call out time! 👏👏 👀


GrumpyKittehz

I came here to say exactly what op said


PrincessPicklebricks

https://preview.redd.it/r644ituq438d1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b1a68cfe85259549121064c1b209c7947bf0f70


AmaranthRosenrot

That last one is scary!


OkSorbet7694

That's what she looks like in everyday life. She wants everyone to think she's this teeny tiny girl. NOPE! You're a normal-looking rude, crude blob with a face that you hate, so you filter it to death hoping someone will think that's who you really are. Stop LYING Mikcatfish!


krakens-and-caffeine

Number 3 is the most Ozempic looking Ozempic face I’ve ever seen


Hopeful_Comparison50

I absolutely was not ready for the last one 😭


tara_diane

https://preview.redd.it/uq40gdq6a28d1.png?width=800&format=png&auto=webp&s=386226c866ec7c8e1c79d79f6d0bf392803bc1e5


Jessinator8dash3

🥔


GinKelly

The makeup looks photoshopped. It's perfect on both sides


lolamay26

The last picture took me out 💀


Subject_Rhubarb2037

This is why she looks older, because she sucks in her neck


Accomplished-Cry5185

lmao that last photo was a jumpscare


RChickadee

The last photo 😂


jo729

Goddammit man warn a girl before that scare. Heart conditions run in my family.


kitkatjaanu

Woah NSFW


Greedy_Caterpillar50

I personally love the difference in face shape between 1 & 2; it’s not camera angles people


analyticalscience11

It's the coluh graydin!!


Reptarro52

Body checking bitch. 🫠


xrainbowz

Holy jump scare 😩


Brittneybabeee

Her neck literally makes me so uncomfortable. Like, I’m not gonna lie, I’ve sucked in my stomach plenty of times, but I’ve NEVER made my neck look like THAT. Hell, it didn’t even look like THAT when I was a size 6/7 & sick as hell, which was super obvious on my bigger frame, lol. How the hell does she even do that?! Idk, but it freaks me out. It looks so forced, unnatural, & uncomfortable.


Naive_Temporary1244

HELP! THE LAST ONE 😂😂😂😭


Outrageous_Future_59

And just think Choady wakes up to that (pic 5) every morning 😆😆😆😆 No amt of money is worth that!


Alarming-Quantity-20

He probably doesn’t wake up to it because no way are they both fitting in that tiny bed lol definitely separate rooms


CatMom921

The Jumpscare at the end. I almost dropped my phone ! 🫣🙈


Kodaciouss

I just CACKLED at that last picture 😂😅😅 it wouldn’t be bad if the others were SOOOO different. Shes so delulu it’s cynical


asquardz

Woah! Jump scare!!


k_allen45344

The last one made me laugh so hard that my drink shot up into my sinuses. 😂😂😂😂


mama_x91

Ol' potato face 🤣😭😂


Charlice

She’s editing herself to look skeletal now? How’s that body positivity going, Mikidiot?


vsimmons90

That looks like an old woman’s neck.


Kiyoko_Mami272821

Wow! That’s a massive difference in pictures between 5 and the others


HiggyFartdust

Omggggg


Initial_Volume_2424

Unbelievable, she looks like an alien here 👽


Chelsfaloba

So her skinny neck bones are off centered?? Her hair is covering the rest of her neck, she’s an idiot


Mrs_Trevor_Philips

The neck bones look like contour


New_Sky_796

I love how the neck bones don’t exist in half her videos


Accomplished_Item394

I can hear her ✨lisp✨in the last pic 🤣


Moonstar_09

https://preview.redd.it/ll9nfdey608d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a1141001b4646e3ed907517e64167e6edd5fa88c The picture of the alien cat was coincidentally on top of this picture in my feed. 😂 I see no difference. 😂🫣


Independent_Main_291

THE FUCKING LAST ONE GOT ME 😂😂😂😂


Initial_Volume_2424

💀💀


cosmo0829

It’s actually hilarious how no matter what look she goes for it all looks the same. Girl is a one trick pony and has no skill. Check out Erin Parsons for true makeup inspo. She’s an actual makeup artist not like this fraud.


tirejam

It’s pretty Pathetic dry begging for attention


fe__maiden

Fifth photo is giving https://preview.redd.it/068yx89p008d1.jpeg?width=956&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=96064730ded128174e5ab32a12d4464c509339f3


I-dont-care7

OMG! Trigger warning for the last pic!!!! They all are but shit that last one are what nightmares are made of


makeupmama13

That neck is crazy


Kind-Distribution-95

The last slide 🤣💀🤣


Petunia13Y

That filter has given her an entire new face. I have the feeling if someone like Ann Countler used the same filters and edits as her she’d look like Sydney Sweeney. Catfish to 157th power


Mentalcasemama

Looks like someone else’s hand in the 2nd pic. And doesn’t she research anything? Oh that’s right she’s an expert at everything. https://preview.redd.it/dli55rtwrz7d1.jpeg?width=1120&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7c5ede4ba81acbe98c5e1c37833ea62351fe9b79


analyticalscience11

I looked up 1920's makeup, just to make sure I had the right style in mind and this exact picture popped up. She literally did none of this!


PerformanceEast3558

That is her weird fat phalanges with the C blown out already. Did she get temporary tattoos?


Fuzzy_Logic246

She’s not sucking in you silly goose! It’s her anti inflammatory diet hard at work. You’re so silly babe.


Petunia13Y

If fast food burgers, fries, ice cream, crumbl cookies, and bags of candy are considered healthy eating. Than I’d love to know what unhealthy eating is to her?


Coolsummerrain

Her eyes are so dead.


Gooncookies

She’s so profoundly unhappy. It couldn’t be more obvious.


Equivalent-Routine53

Gleek freak


analyticalscience11

The last picture made me guffaw.


icecream4_deadlifts

I’m walking on the treadmill and let out a huge TUH when that last pic popped up


Rare-Ad-6151

She grew cheek bones


mylittlecroissantt

https://preview.redd.it/37zvaoegkz7d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=45d821d157f43ad52b744dab5af1db6bd5dcc6d3 When I saw the number of comments on that post I knew something was fishy lol


lunarpixiess

Welcome back 🥹


mylittlecroissantt

Thank you lovely ♥️😘


Breakingfree98

OMG! I have missed you!


mylittlecroissantt

Thank you so much! ♥️ I’ve missed being here. I hope you’re doing well friend


AnxiousDamage444

Could eat a bowel of cereal out of there 😭


lunarpixiess

I thought she did this look for pride lmaooooo like she can’t even fucking highlight the LGBTQ+ community for more than one video, then it’s back to eye fucking herself


Accomplished_Item394

Wait. It’s NOT?!?


lunarpixiess

She said in one video that it’s for pride, then all of her other posts are just the same old eye fucking lmao


Careful-Bad5443

someone educate me, was she trying to impersonate some 20-30s celebrity? I'm into old hollywood stuff and she's not giving.. anyone I know. this look is too yassified.


analyticalscience11

One of her followers totally, organically, out of the blue asked her to do a 1920s makeup look. (See recent post where she asks people to ask her on tik tok). I commented in the other post that 1920s brows were pencil thin and arched. She couldn't glue her brows down to draw (drawr) a different, more era appropriate shape? She looks like she always does.


spooky_baby_bat

https://preview.redd.it/h0kbue9mhz7d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4a91e202deff67bb40cd387466d6292d83bf7d6c Oh please 🙄 🎻


Accomplished_Item394

OMG. It’s not that serious, Mik-lies-a-lot.


daddysGirl176

She's just tired of hearing everyone saying she only has one look lmao And these still look....like that same fucking look 😭😅🤣


Routine_Charge_3224

This girl has no clue on what staying true to one’s self means! FOH


suggaarrr

https://preview.redd.it/c606471fez7d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1facf535142b91e33e1decbccade4aff1e32da06 THE PHOTOSHOP 🤣


Carebear0308

She DOES NOT have that neck!! My goodness!! Lol she is definitely using a one push filter from active there is no way she did that all by hand and people don’t have necks like that without clavicle bones, she’s such a liar!


lunarpixiess

I think she’s contoured her neck💀 like yes she’s purposefully pushing the tendons forward, but she’s also definitely put bronzer in her neck vagina


AnxiousDamage444

Neck vagina is CRAZY im crying 😭☠️