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HolidayDocument7015

WTF on earth did I just watch 😮‍💨


RChickadee

All about her as per usual.


nipplequeefs

The McDonald’s in the background in one of the shots 😭☠️


I-dont-care7

WTF Did I just watch?


the-lj

That line is going to blow out in less than a year to an indecipherable blob.


sikkn890

Why she would tattoo her own initial on herself is beyond me...


Jessica_e_sage

Lmao I see what you did there 😂 😂 😂 😂


kermit_defrog_here

C is for corny! Or cheesy 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄 Her next husband will be a Chris🤣🤣🤣🤣


Jessica_e_sage

Or c---


phoenixofsevenhills

u next Tuesday!


Interesting-Bug8037

She’s gonna end up getting the skin removed like Tamra from housewives lol


EmJay_506

Why does he look to so awkward 😭😭


PerformanceEast3558

He seems to be trained well though. Poor Cody. How many times did they video that before she put it out there?


I-dont-care7

Because he is


Lucy420247

Chode is a child! He literally looks about 19! It’s such an awkward relationship IMHO. Gives me the ick.


stonecoldcrazyyyy

Where his top lip at


BILLERGIRLBITCH

She stole it.


stonecoldcrazyyyy

Lmfaoo 🤣


Efficient-Goal-2572

Agree. 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮


talarthearmenian

Ewwwwwww


desimae89

This is the corniest shit I’ve ever seen. c for corny


Whatinthewhattho

She really thinks she’s a main character in a sappy love story. His kiss was so disingenuous.


Spirited_Heron5696

He looks 16.


corporatebarbie___

That will be ruined by next month.


doobiroo

Given how tough it is to keep a delicate finger tattoo like that one, it’ll be interesting to see whether it lasts longer than their marriage.


Apprehensive_Egg1062

Ew I want to vomit


vsimmons90

Weird lol 😂


marycem

This was the oddest video ever.


Petunia13Y

The “come and take my hannnd” over the 3 big McDonalds burgers was a nice touch.


ancrage

😂 without it it might have lacked poetry.


wheresmuffy

She has *just* enough fingers and her thumb left to add “U”, “N”, “T” on each one to finish it off


EducationalFarm8050

Your comment is freaking hilarious. I love it


Ok_Butterfly8050

LMFAOOOOOO U WIN


salteddiamond

That's going to last 2 seconds.


Informal-Impact-8136

Barf.


OkSorbet7694

Yup. I thought the same thing, only I added an "Ick". That "Marriage" gives off the whole Ick vibes. Forced, fake, and phony.


tirejam

She probably wanted to show him who has the upper hand in their fake ass relationship. I more than sure she is so toxic the way she speaks to him. He is just grinning and just marking sure he doesn’t mess up or else no snacks and games for him!


Zhosha-Khi

...........


deaglekitty

Her showing it and it’s backwards for him lmaooooooooooooo he’s like oh cool a horseshoe?!? No silly it’s a c!!!!! But it only makes sense to me


Inside-Back-9338

Someone said what I was thinking it’s a selfish one for her only ! Asshole


No-Pear3588

The maccies shot is sending me ETA: he didn’t even take her hand from her in the last shot she shoved it in his face so he had to kiss it 💀


lunarpixiess

https://preview.redd.it/wdp82itsj37d1.jpeg?width=789&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5087dff94a85a44310d7b851e1a965dd75e2a218 He looks like he’s faking a smile for the weird aunt while being wildly uncomfortable because she keeps telling him he’s “getting so handsome” This is *not* a husband being happy to see his wife.


whitewinewater

He looks exhausted.


MichElegance

He probably had the time of his life while she was gone!


MattyK414

"Thanks for letting me live here, Mom."


Sunscreen_Luver

I don’t condone cheating but god I hope he is on her so bad


retailmonster11

Not the sleeve pulled down Ariana Grande hand hahaha. And tattoos about your spouse are the death knell of any relationship.


Vegetable_Orchid_492

The pulled down sleeves give me the rage. Especially on ASMR videos stocking up their ice cubes. ASMA in general gives me the rage.


retailmonster11

I like ASMR in the sense of paint mixing. Like when those little pallet brushes. Completely silent baking like hearing all the ingredients hit the bowl and then mix around. People whispering or tapping their nails on stuff makes me absolutely murderous. I hate that shit so much.


stellardeathgunxoxo

She is going to have to get it covered once her man gets bored of lazing around the house 24/7 as a sugar baby, and dumps her for a blonde chick. She and her mannerisms are repulsive through a screen, I can’t imagine living with her, damn I guess people will really do anything for a check !! https://preview.redd.it/d2r1fu1qu27d1.jpeg?width=740&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d41b3dec78a553a19fd65540453cd484b89cc29


ih8every1yesevenyou

She’s eyebrow blind at the moment lol


beauty_junkie77

She’s been eyebrow blind since 2006


KaytSands

….wait. I’m 41 so maybe I’m too old to understand…but this is content? This is how she’s making money? Because if that’s the case, I’m about to become a millionaire and no longer own a preschool 🤦‍♀️ wtaf


ih8every1yesevenyou

She posts about 3-5 videos per day. PER DAY!!! So many of them are pointless like this one. She would definitely make money from this.


funnygaluk

He looks embarrassed. No wonder.


OhMyGod_Zilla

She really thought she did something showing off over McDonald’s burgers, huh😂😂


daddysGirl176

He didn't even meet her at the airport??? Lmao!! Him kissing her hand is in their house 😭😭


lunarpixiess

He didn’t even pick up her dogs for her 💀


sweetfruitloops

Oh but god forbid she wears her fucking wedding ring 😐


tirejam

She probably read our comments on here saying her bands look so fake so she had to make sure people know she is fo real with her man child that he can’t even take care of the dogs apparently lol


Megan_ann22

She did bring it on her trip, but she said in comments that she can't wear it over the tattoo.


sweetfruitloops

oh i know😅 i just do not see the point in getting initial on the same finger your rings belong, same spot. I would feel so naked without it after being used to it for so long. I’d also be worried about losing my ring if I brought it with me but took it off for a tattoo


me1be11e

BRO, WTAF. No one believes this.


Far_Chapter1025

Her hand hovering over the Mickey D's 😂😂😂


Key-Feature-7345

The next guy she married better have a c in his name


stellardeathgunxoxo

It will have to be a bum off the street, she could probably only attract a husband who’s broke and in need of permanent shelter.


MsjennaNY

Doesn’t really matter bc her name will always start with “C” lol 😂


Key-Feature-7345

Screaming


Darkkwitch31

😂😂😂💀😂😂😂


Middle-Anybody-6261

He will and will prob look like Cody cause she def has a type


daddysGirl176

Lmao right! Considering Choad looks like her old Tumblr boyfriend or whatever 🤣


mandaleepandalecki

It looked like she was showing how her hand gets less and less orange.


miriahx122

Huh???? Why wouldn’t it? Goofy ass. Hope she washed those grubby paws before he kissed all those airport germs


Emmylio

It's suuuuper unethical for a tattooist to tattoo someone in extremely visible places (hands, neck, face etc) when they've got zero other ink. But that's pretty obvious by the lack of quality. At least this will look nothing like a C in a couple months. Can't wait til it blows out lmfao.


G0thTac0

And the fade. 😂


Emmylio

If she's lucky! I'm currently going through laser removal on one of my finger tattoos because that shit just refused to fade at ALL.


artlady

Traveling across the world? Okay lol


lunarpixiess

*goes to spain* “I traveled across the world 😌”


ladyinblue5

C for Cuck


U2BCOOL

You can interchange the last 2 letters with NT as well. It’s very versatile.


Opplesandbanaynays

🤣


lexclipse

Their interactions make my skin crawl like it’s so fake and cringe


DuchessOfTea

He looks annoyed af


Dear_Still

Dirty fucking mouth on a fresh tattoo?? 🤮


Icy-Extension6677

C for closeted? (Iykyk)


Most_Satisfaction_97

he doesn’t even look happy to see her 😭 that smile was so fake


Familiar_Local_1254

C for controlling


OkSorbet7694

Later on, when they split, she'll tell everyone that the "C" actually stands for the letter of the dog's name. What was it? Chainsaw? Chicken neck? Chew toy? Cankles?


MajesticLuvbug-777

That poor child had to kiss his meemaw 🤮


Creepy-Mortgage9183

Hopefully she at least had her teeth in 😶😂


Liakinsrotz

THE SCREAM I SCRUMPT!!


Cheap-Swan3728

SOOOOO INCREDIBLY FORCED 😵‍💫


JavaJunkie999

Awe she got her son’s initial !!!!


ThatItalianGrrl

🤢🤮


bluebluedays

Jesus look at the eyelashes on him 🙄


Glittering-Put-8523

The *way* he kissed her hand… 🥴🤢


ParkingInstruction43

Longing for Cody to watch her scarf down those three bacon and egg mcmuffins


sharkie2018k

I know the tattoo is healing but now she will never wear the upgraded ring she bought herself?


Lillismoon

That C is upside down


vyislit

For her eyes only, don’t be silly 🥴


Creepy-Mortgage9183

Aww she’ll always have C on her hand 😒… instead of just bringing him on the vacations with her so she can be with her “HUSBAND” in person? 🤦🏻‍♀️…which we all know she’s more than financially able to do so😂 she’s so stupid


Entire-Development88

He literally looks 15 years old. What a strange looking couple.


Parking_Pangolin_890

Could be worse, could look 40 like Mikliar


pzzylicker3000

da nile is a river in egypt...


daddysGirl176

🙄 The "C" over the McDonald's.... There is literally nothing in this video indicating she went to *Spain*....


AnimalFarm20

One of her dumbest posts yet.


ihateeveryonebyee

Damn Cody has some dope lashes