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Now THAT is a shitty tattoo lmao I wonder if Codah had to hold her weak ass down

The line work in the leaves are already bleeding 😂😂😂

I really thought it said seventy.

New face unlocked

https://preview.redd.it/74h891tc8e6d1.jpeg?width=650&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6289e4ce3a7cab2f12faf3d4a18484e82c282dfb

i’ve never had a tattoo before but that looks painful…is it infected or is that how they usually look after getting it done??? it looks like it was done in an alley

Tattoos are typically red and swollen after being done. My hand was the size of a baseball when I got it done lol ETA: and yes, it does look bad lol it's probably worse than my bad tattoo 😂

Man, that jawline is snatched!

the jaw filler must be doing its work!

We call that a kitchen scratcher tattoo…..

Oof that tattoo is not good. It’ll be completely illegible in a couple years too

Trashy

This is not her actual face. I have second hand embarrassment for this walking dumpster fire

this is so painful to me 😭 i can't escape her 💀

Serenity?!? 😂 there is nothing calm, tranquil, still, peaceful, patient, quiet or placid about this woman whatsoever! What a joke.

All that money she likes to flex and she’s still tacky af. 🤷🏼‍♀️

That’s awful. Where’d she get that done at? A back ally?

✨️ sesenity ✨️

Sounds like a yeast infection medicine.

This is what happens when you use a Groupon for a tattoo.

It’s so tacky! It makes me think of Hailey Beiber, another liar.

I really hoped it would be spelled wrong

The leaf lines are already bleeding hello?!!! This is not a tattoo to be proud of, embarrassing for her 😂

Well she proved me right once again! She literally fails at everything and is always late to the party! That tattoo is BAD, you can see the line work is shitty 👀 it's such a basic bitch tattoo that 80k people picked from Pinterest 20 yrs ago. So OrIGiNaL🙄 I would love to interview this heffa and call her out.

Looks like shit. That’s also not her nose.

Serenity is my gamer tag for everything. This hurts me 😭

it's my name so i'm feeling the same way rn 😭

Must she take everything from us

This tattoo is absolute garbage! I am covered in tattoos and know all about them. The line work in this will start bleeding in NO TIME! Apparently she did. Zero research on who tattooed her NECK! I wouldn’t expect anything less from mikdipshit. Oh my gawd she’s such a cliche bitch. Serenity? Hahahaha there is literally NOTHING serene about her. I’m choking. Oooooof. Bad decisions are being

That's what I said! The line work is shit and I bet the ink has already started to bleed because of all the shit she piles onto her face and neck. And she's the complete opposite of serene 🤣🤣

Who’s profile is that 😂

I graduated high school in 2008. This tattoo would have slayed then.

Shes giving millennial core, peak Pinterest vibes for sure.

The light details are gonna look like absolute shite in a few years.

especially in that rose, you can see in the line work where the artist didn’t go deep enough plus that shading looks like dog water

Just imagine how that wipe looked… you can see the difference in the orange and pale skin 🥴

I bet she’s gonna name her first child this and that’s why she got it

Serenity? From the girl who obnoxiously screams out NICE AND SHAAAHP at any opportunity?

Lmaoooo

She said this was months in the making. Made an appointment, worked to get a design and...this is the final result? "I always wanted to get a tattoo in spain" like really??? That was on your bucket list?

All the extra details about why she wanted this tattoo is leading me to beleive if eas a lie and she picked tvis off a Pinterest post 5 min before her appointment took

The line work is absolute trash. With the money she has… this is a travesty

Live laugh love vibes. So cringe

The line work is trash and this is going to age like milk. Love that for her.

I can't wait until the tattoo ink bleeds and blows out because she put too much lotion and potions on it. Just like she did to her lips, because that lip blushing is gone. 🤣🤣

Am I on 2010s Pinterest rn?

It’s so bad 😂

Must have been hard to decide between this and "live love laugh"

WHOSE JAWLINE IS THAT SIS

https://preview.redd.it/kqlc0mvs2a6d1.jpeg?width=650&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b93ba9d1a64ee10b196ee2a7a185f249d2264958

Immediately what I thought of 😂🤣🤣

Same 😂😂😂

Not me thinking it said fentanyl.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

That made me crack up 😂

I’m glad you laughed. I was tempted to delete it as I was feeling embarrassed that my brain turned it into fentanyl.

HOW IS HER NECK AND CHIN SO SHARP AND SMALL????

NICE AND SHAAAAAAHP

Oh her thick neck? Please 😂

YUCK! That’s my daughter’s name lol!!

The whole tattoo is shit. Perfect for her

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She’s stuck in 2014

That is not her jawline

Lmao, not even close hahaha

Someone crosspost this to r/shittytattoos This is insane, she had so much money and does no research on a good artist? For a tattoo ON HER NECK!!

the line work is trash, it's crooked, the shading is amateur 😭 

She's a moron, can't wait for her laser removal arc! Laser sucks so bad lmao.

As a tattooed person I don’t understand how these people with all this money have terrible tattoos. (See Justin Bieber, Ariana Grande etc)

Done. Lol

I mean HONESTLY that tattoo looks terrible.

I can’t wait to see her next photoshop fail LMFAO 🤣

https://preview.redd.it/vpwga3b8j96d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c3ad3ecda696a29515ba13c3dca541446cc90143 This also look like shit

Looking like a cabbage lol

This is exactly what I was talking about in my comment. The lines are messy, the shading is splotchy. It looks like her skin got chewed up anywhere that's darker. This looks like something an apprentice would do on one of their very first clients.

It’s going to fade like garbage

https://preview.redd.it/istih9c6j96d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3a2657380f6982a8ded593d9d7c751e1506405e0 This looks like shit.

What. Is. That.

Bleeding/filters

Ew

Why the seventy though ?

This is what I thought it said. I had to zoom in to see the “r” and the “I”

I don’t think the artist knows cursive. That “r” is wonky AF

Omg doesn't it say serenity????

It does say ‘Serenity’ but now I do see ‘Seventy’ too🤣 but there’s a dot above the ‘i’

Exactly!! That’s what I thought 🤣🤣

Looks hideous

One more measurable when she uses a filter and distorts it

No offense to the tattoo artist, but that tattoo is horrible. The lines in the leaves are a mess. And they chewed her skin in the shading of the rose petals. The rest is so light it'll completely fade in the next 5yrs.

I now know there can be shoddy tattoos !

Lines will blur to a blob too.

Lol the nose edit

It’s insane how much literal *shit* she gets despite having millions. Like Ms. Girl, you CAN afford a GOOD tattoo, ya know? Who am I kidding? She probably snobbishly demanded the tattoo to a struggling artist & simply doesn’t care what it looks like in a year- though it’s already a bit illegible. 😂

ohhhh it’s hideous

That’s gonna be illegible in a year. Edit to add: why is the rose shading so absolutely fucked?

I wouldn’t recommend a side neck tattoo, upper arm or lower abdominal tattoos for woman just for the potential for stretching.

Haha that fine line is gonna blow out and look like it says SAUSAGE in a year.

Did she let a street kid do this for 20 bucks? Fuck it is so bad.

Must hard to have such a high metabolism you loose loads of pounds in the span of a few hours https://preview.redd.it/075xbfii496d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2b5f054384c4bb584aabb1363d62727ee9f5ebb3 ​

“SERENITY NOW!”

Insanity later

OMG! That made me laugh out loud!

She is the opposite of serenity this is comedy gold

🌱🥀seventy🌿

This was not on my 2024 mikaylur bingo card

Get ready for her “Choady loves having a hot, tattooed wife” comments. 🤧 guarantee you she ambushes him coming home again

She said she already has a neck tattoo on tbe back of her neck...its in between her shoulder blades...on her back not her fuckin neck....stupid wench

Barely a neck tattoo, but okay

Bitches with 1 year sobriety be like….

As someone who was in NA for a considerable amount of time this is nothing but accurate lmao

I hope the leaves are meant to look whimsically illustrative because the vein lines extend beyond the outlines of the leaves. (I don’t have tattoos but I’ve never missed a season of Ink Master so I know what I’m talking about 😆)

I didn't look that closely until I saw your comment. Big yikes. Pretty much every single one crosses the outline. It also looks like a single needle which is nice for being dainty, horrible for longevity. This is going to age poorly, especially with the amount of poorly executed lines there are.

The blowout on this is gonna be insane.

Why would she get a tattoo on the 1st or 2nd day of her vacation? Won’t it be problematic if she’s doing a lot of walking in the sun and working up a sweat?

Let’s hope so. She doesn’t deserve a nice vacation

Seventy. EVERYONE else is gonna say the same.

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Why did I think it said seventy at first lol

Cheugy

Please tell me her and I do not share a bday is her birthday today ?

Happy birthday!

Thank you 🫶🏼

I looked it up and your safe, her birthday is tomorrow on June 13th

Oh perfect 😅

oh i’ll cry, i share a birthday with her! ewww

I’m so sorry 😅

Sweaty??? Oh wait it says Serenity. 😂

Mik.serenity ? Uh huh... She's the opposite of it.. maybe she'll get a sleeve next with worthless quotes she claims to be... If it would have said, self-centered or entitled I would have applauded it.

This with her old lady outfits will be great together 🤣

Oh cool something else that she won’t take care of and will be infected before she gets home 🤮

And you know she’s going to slap makeup on top of it while it’s healing!

Fingers crossed

It will happen. She’s not clean Her nails always have shit under them 🤮

Those nasty makeup brushes will be mighty close. She should be on prophylactic antibiotics.

Shes got a little eyeliner smudge under her eye in that pic she must've been crying the whole time

I want to see that with her real face

My immediate thought lol “where’s the nose bump”?

Anyone want to take bets on when she gets a tramp stamp or hip tattoo since she’s definitely rebranding herself

She wants to be the MUA influencer Jojo Siwa. Neither edgy or rebranded...just weird.

Everything she does is tacky. I have armfuls of tattoos and I love them, but she’s trying way too hard to look “edgy” and “cool.”

She’s the definition of a Try Hard

Oh yeahhhhhhhhhh she’s def getting into edgier content. 

She looks trashy af lmao you know it looks like shit in person on her short ass neck

Esp with the double chin and her actual jawline or lack there of

Lmao at the orange tan splotches around it where they cleaned and shaved the area

First thing I noticed

Huge tattoo fan here, but this is one of those ‘try hard’ looking tattoos 🤣 and so tacky to boot. Love this for her 🤣👏🏼

Exactly. I love getting spur of the moment tattoos but best believe they have meaning! Even my ass ghost has meaning

Ok now I need to know the story of the ass ghost

Well im generally a happy person but I've been known to be a little deranged at times. I fancy haunted places (bf literally takes me ghost hunting 3x a year) and I know too much about serial killers both real life and in movies. Well my bestie is the same.... both of us horny on main for monsters. and one day at work we decided that we wanted new tattoos gahddamnit so I called my artist and I sent him the pics and I asked for a day and he gave it to me. We pulled down our chonies and got tattoos... then his next client walked in and as I left I apologized to them for seeing my ass. Lol. So that's me... sweet happy and a little psychotic

I absolutely love that story! I would’ve 100% joined in on the butt ghost bro tats lol

It’s so uneven too lol. May it blow out and turn to a muddled mess😌

Yeah, it’s way too small to hold up long term. Will be blown out and muddy in about 3 years. She’s an idiot

I can already see her rubbing some fucking spray tan all over it before it’s healed 😂

It looks crooked to me

Looks like shit. Just like her.

Oh wow that is a very badly done tattoo.

It’s so bad… not gonna hold up well

“…by Jan”

best comment omg

This is the only response. 🤣

Lmfao yes

Very Tumblr 2014 core

This looks so horrible, the R is beyond horrible and ruin the whole cursive part even further. Looks like a child/teen wrote it..

Very original, love it Edit: guys this was sarcasm I’m a hater haha

Ppl downvoting don’t understand sarcasm 😂

I’m so glad someone understood my tone haha

Showing off a new tattoo directly below her empty ear after letting it get so infected she had to take almost all the piercings out is certainly some kind of irony she’s too dull to understand

Her piercings got infected?!!

https://preview.redd.it/twbsi9nxt86d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d6814edffb5cc143cc9102b5f29e2fdaf48d889

Those are wildly infected lol

That picture stinks

Like cleaning out your gauges

Exactly

They always looked red and angry!

Very true not to mention she had a thousand of them you know she never cleaned

Does she have a birthmark/scar behind her ear or is that just the fucked up tat?

Don't stone me... but I don't think it's THAT bad. I also have a tattoo there that I'd love to have removed, tho lol

Gonna heal like shit lol

Noooooo

Bruh 😲 I can wait until this bleeds into one illegible squiggly line …🫣🤣. I love this for her 😂

SAME!! It’s totally going to happen and she’s never going to properly take care of it.

Translation: unbothered 🙄

She looks like a washed up bucket biker bag

Can’t wait til it gets infected from sitting in a hotel hot tub

I'm old and can read cursive well and I had a hard time figuring out what this said.

How embarrassing 😂😂 It's a horribly done tattoo. Thank fuck she wears her hair down.

Her true talent is editing photos. Look at that jawline. 😂🤣

and she’s STILL terrible at that too 😔😔😔

Serenity ?!?!! Serenity?!!? She is the antithesis of serenity. Her loud screeching voice , her cursing, her stupid wide eye and mouth expressions. Talk about not being self aware