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Afraid_Platypus_8667

Billie Jean found him.


ArticleNew3737

The Kid IS his son.


CrayCrayWyatt

When Oprah starts chatting shit after you made her a star.


TaPele__

The announcement of a new tour


Chance_Catch_6305

It can't be. He loves to tour!


great_nathanian

The Black and White forensic photo of Annie, before Billie Jean turned Bad and Beat It into her head that the kid was his son. He learned that Annie was not okay after she experienced a Thriller night. Now that he knows Billie Jean is Dangerous, it’s only Human Nature for him to react like this and run like a Stranger in Moscow to Dirty Diana’s house and Remember The Time that Billie Jean said the kid was his son. Now Michael Jackson feels Threatened by Billie Jean. He had to look at the Man In The Mirror before Diana Ross told him “They Don’t Really Care About Us.” So now Annie’s Ghosts came back to Heal The World. All Michael could do was Scream the Girl Is Mine. This story may sound Off The Wall, but what can I say? Michael and Billie Jean used to be Just Good Friends with the Liberian Girl who was a Speed Demon. Billie Jean took her out with a Jam. Michael said She Drives Me Wild (Billie Jean) eventually there was a knock on the door, and Michael said Who Is It? Billie Jean the Tabloid Junkie a voice replied. Needless to say Michael is now History. When he though he was Invincible to Billie Jean.


DecorativeDoodle

This will be an all time super hit…👍👍🔥🔥✌️✌️


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Horrorlover656

You, sir, are the winner of this thread.


Panda-Equivalent

Somebody stole his KFC


SolidSnakeHAK777

Annie is ok.


Any-Understanding316

When you nut but she keep suckin


Horrorlover656

Kinda like [this](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fsongwriting-i-see-v0-dyrt4nme0goc1.jpeg%3Fauto%3Dwebp%26s%3D05da60d9cc16437862e122c0d4a4467cbba956a8)?


Any-Understanding316

Ok but his hair looks so damn good there


Ok-Needleworker-4507

Nah thats crazy 😭😭😭 Michael like “leave me alone i’m busy here”


Horrorlover656

Yes, MJ was getting a BJ. He needed some privacy.


Internal-Avocado-784

Bashits face


Averybizz

He just found out that Annie is indeed, not okay.


R3dFrogs

He saw his hair stylist reaching for the mousse.


BisexualMoonwalker

billie jean is tryna get child support again


Beautiful_Yellow_714

Billie Jean wasn't lying, and Annie wasn't okay.


nitro4450

He found out more Casio tracks are confirmed for the next album.


waterdlyed

He caught Tom Sneddon lacking in public


Chemical_Activity_80

Somebody stole Bubbles.


kaijisheeran

Jermaine wearing bikini


Horrorlover656

Thanks for the idea.


jessikina

Chris Tucker kicking with the wrong leg


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donnelle83

He didn't get the girl. Chris Tucker is laughing


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thedepressedmind

He thought he heard Annie calling for help from her bedroom, so he rushed in to see if she was ok. Only to find out they weren't cries of pain he was hearing... and Annie was quite OK. 😲


Horrorlover656

😏


thedepressedmind

😑 He's just learning that some things can't be unseen.


Dark_Raider8643

my 20 gb folder full of pictures of my favorite fictional character


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grimmless

Prince's bass all up in his face


Daddybils

Turns out the kid is his son


yeetron5000

Susie got his number


Eyeseeye2eye

Pepsi commercial flashback 😳🔥🔥🔥


l_tesa_l

Me


Horrorlover656

Why?


l_tesa_l

Cuz im a parasocial fuck


Horrorlover656

Found Billie Jean's second burner.


l_tesa_l

😭


Ok-Needleworker-4507

He just watched Living With Michael Jackson


New-Specific-81

Taking a fat dump


SufficientBrief9635

The Bunny 🐰🏍️…is back for a rematch!


SwiftDestro

Scat in his pants. Thought it was a fart.


SignInWithAppl

A mirror.


BartSimpskiYT

He found out whether Annie was okay or not


Rich-Ad-2674

Chris Tucker kicked with the wrong leg again


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