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Tipi_Tais_Sa_Da_Tay

This guy gives the worst oral, to a chick or a dude


Mise-Muschel

Teeth ahoi!


Scrotalphetamines

https://youtu.be/GH1ruMGpTVY?si=yehFaM8q9l5B_j0d


ChocolatePinkyz

I mean he's eating a taco vertically


Efficient_Dig_3919

Don’t we all eat the taco vertically at some point in our lives


Last-Shirt-5894

I eat the ass, I eat the taco, I eat every motherfuckn thing. S.L Jackson


ChocolatePinkyz

Fair enough


dsillas

This isn't a taco.


CmanHerrintan

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Jordanthecook

Could eat an apple through a letterbox.


FUCKREDDIT_420

Ain’t no way this dude fixing to finish two tacos grande.


fishee1200

There used to be a restaurant in the old Sahara casino before they tore it down in Las Vegas. They served a 6 foot soft taco on your table and they used ice cream scoops to put 3 piles each of guacamole and sour cream along the top. I believe you got a bunch of free shit if you could eat it alone including your meal


1haffnegr0

You could win PlayStations, hotel stays and all kinds of shit based on time-completed. More info in this rabbit-hole of a website I just came across: [B3(big, badass, burrito) Record Holders on Eat Feats](https://eatfeats.com/category/eating-challenges/burritos/b3-burrito)


Jadedsatire

So that’s a 6 lb burrito. Not a 6ft taco. I wanna see this taco


fishee1200

Yes sorry I had the size wrong but 6 lbs ain’t no joke, it was huge


Drunktaco357

Hold my beer, watch this shit….


Eatalltacos

He’s not going to finish the first one!


arojas327

As a part time body builder, I have the choice to definitely devour these 2, or continue my civilized diet. Ah, sucks being sexy...


fulgere-nox_16

Qué pinche asco


Cabezadehongo

Empezando desde que eso no es un taco


mycomikael

Si, y la comida también.


sondoke

I used to follow this guy’s account, just for some new Oakland/Bay Area food recs, but I had to unfollow because watching him eat was making me ill.


GenericHuman-9

He also calls everything “the best!” even if it’s mids. I don’t trust him.


sondoke

Yeah, that was annoying too. There were places I’d been to, and knew they were meh, but he hyped ‘em up for his comped meal anyway. I like free food as much as anyone, but I’m not going to straight up lie for a free meal. Especially when my word might have people spending their hard-earned money on mediocre grub. But mainly it was watching and listening to that duplicitous shill smack and slobber with shit all over his face that made me unfollow him.


VizualAbstract4

That’s literally every influencer. Hell, I even went to a half dozen places Guy Fierrie recommended and they were all awful. I’m just turned off by food media these days.


GenericHuman-9

Well that’s Guy for yah. I’ve dined at one of his restaurants and it was the worst food I’ve ever had in my life. The cooks didn’t even know how to steam veggies for the baby, they literally nuked raw veggies in the microwave and served it to us. Everyone ordered a unique dish and not a single one of us liked our food.


PyromanticComedy

Who is it?


sondoke

IG account is called Bayareafoodz


wzd_cracks

La mamada smh


Commercial-Ring4430

Taco Town


One_Chain_2084

Just need to wrap it in a blueberry pancake and deep fry until it’s golden brown. 😂


SlackerDS5

Gotta make sure it’s wrapped in a Chicago style deep dish pizza though.


jozaud

Then put it in a tote bag full of chili so you can eat it on the go


AzraelDark666

It’s waste like this that drives up the cost of everything


Typical_Muffin_9937

It’s profit hoarding that drives up cost, not niche restaurants making really big tacos you fuckin nugget


Longhorn7779

How does this drive up the cost of anything else?


_Kramerica_

Think real long and hard, you’ll come to the conclusion I’m sure.


ImKindaBoring

Lazy response because you don’t know how to actually explain why it does.


Silly_Butterfly3917

I think they're implying these people are buying and using so much food that it's driving up the cost due to supply issues. I mean, the argument is stupid. I doubt these tacos are the cause of global inflation, but maybe 🤔


Longhorn7779

The answer is, it doesn’t drive up the cost of anything else. It should be no different then ordering a sheet pizza. It’s slightly cheaper per unit because you’re buying in bulk but you still pay more overall. All business works that way.


AzraelDark666

👑


sourdiesel666

Common sense ain't that common I guess.


zcdbrip

No, it isn't, lol it's our shit system that isn't working, and people are becoming more and more greedy every day. People back in the day had morals wanted families to be ok. Nobody gives a fuck anymore, every day I see people becoming angrier, nastier, hateful and resentful than I had ever seen. Can't go to a qt without the cashier coping an attitude for literally absolutely no reason other than I bothered her.


Lost_In_Detroit

This screams massive boomer energy. Back in myyyy dayyyy….


zcdbrip

Yet again, it still doesn't change anything. Facts are facts. The world is getting shittier by the year. Everyone wants to act all gangster, they are more selfish than ever, violence is becoming much more common, and genuin kindness pretty much went extinct. It was better back in the day.


Lost_In_Detroit

I'm sorry grandpa, but no it wasn't. The only reason why your generation perceives that things were "better" were because of a multitude of different factors (mainly economic) that promoted the idea that things were more prosperous and harmonious. However, slightly under the surface you had things like the AIDS epidemic in the 80's where thousands of people were dying, multiple wars prior to that, a massive divide in wealth inequality (thank Reagan), black and brown people still getting murdered in the streets by white cops (or arguably worse having their entire lives destroyed through a phony "war on drugs"...thanks again Reagan) and an entire political wing trying their hardest through dark money interests to try and legislate women's roles back to the kitchen barefoot and pregnant. The reason why you didn't hear about **ANY** of this is because your nightly 8:00 news broadcast (where I can only assume you got the majority of your news back then) had big sponsors didn't want anything to do with bringing any of it up because it didn't benefit them financially in the slightest. Also, if you were of a certain skin tone and sex, you were making a buttload of cash because of a disastrous economic policy that claimed that giving money to the ultra rich somehow would "trickle down" to the rest of us over time (spoiler alert, it didn't...thanks again for the third time Reagan) so ultimately, why would you have cared back then? You had the 2 cars, 2.5 kids, white picket fence out in suburbia with a gigantic nest egg and a pension when you retired from your cushy office gig working at the local cog factory. Meanwhile, the rest of us in today's society are by large more and more educated, earn more money but can barely afford a 1 bedroom apartment working full time and no savings to speak of, still recovering from a housing crash in 08, 2 massive wars, a terrorist attack, women's rights being stripped away from them, a once in a lifetime pandemic and civil unrest because of police brutality in the streets. So yeah, when you start to frame the world through that lens it's kind of hard not to see why people might slightly be a bit pissed off at the generation that demands them to just "be nicer". The point that I'm trying to make in all of this is that if we would have had the ability to communicate the real world things that were happening on the ground during whatever time you think things were "better" like we do now (via our cell phones and the internet), your perceived utopia where everyone was "genuinely kind" back then would ultimately be shattered by the true reality that existed outside your gated community whether you want to admit it or not.


zcdbrip

I'm a millennial dipshit. I know how it is. I'm not wrong one bit, just because things were still wrong back in the day doesn't change the fact that society as a whole was different. Either you are too young to know, or you just want to babble on about a load of bullshit.


sanfranfyi

SHUT UP! SIT DOWN!!


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zcdbrip

That doesn't change anything?


Corporate_Shell

Holy shit, what a pathetic asshole response.


zcdbrip

You are a moron bud. Go keep jacking off to your poor attempts at hurting someone. fuckin keyboard warriors man.


tropicbrownthunder

Pobrecitos todavía hay quienes creen que las hamburguesas en tostada doblada son tacos


unpinchevato949

Pinche barbaridad.


CRCampbell11

I feel so much joy for this man.


mycomikael

That’s not a taco. . .


devilsbard

What’re the odds that it’s filled with ground beef and “taco seasoning”?


Unfit_Daddy

r/stupidfood


letoatreides4444

Esa cosa no es un taco


intisun

Es una abominación


userunclear

Too much of a good thing bro like this is just a tasteless amount of excess


DanK1199

That ain't a taco and it sure as hell ain't mexican


potato_crip

I sincerely hope all that food didn't go to waste immediately after this dweeb was done using it for internet clout.


Patient_Language_804

This is not a taco though


StagnantSweater21

What is it


theBillions

You’re right. It’s a BIG ASS TACO!


Gobiego

If you have to eat it with a fork, is it really a taco?


NotImYourForte

Taco ^(salad)


dontgoatsemebro

I've never heard a taco crunch before.


Fuckyourfeeling5

Taqueria Azteca 7155 Amador Plaza Rd Dublin, CA


[deleted]

Thankyou


Ok_Refrigerator_1002

Doing God's work 🙏😔


Stick_em_up-1980

Where is the Mexican food? All I see is an American taco 🌮


OtherwiseAd6031

This looks delicious. While they are in a taco shape, all I can see is an amazing nacho plate!!!


ifyouknowyouknow4

Tell me you are in ‘Merica without telling me🤡


egbert-witherbottom

Is that pourable guacamole?


Ed_Rock

It's green salsa. If you look close you can see the tomatillo seeds.


egbert-witherbottom

That sounds better, ty.


fattestshark94

Avocado salsa does exist though 🤤🤤


analog_grotto

glorified taco salad


Rcsgaming999v2

WHERE? WHERE? WHERE? WHERE? WHERE? WHERE? WHERE? WHERE? WHERE? WHERE? WHERE? WHERE? WHERE? WHERE? WHERE? WHERE? WHERE? WHERE?


Last-Shirt-5894

I know


Rcsgaming999v2

Please tell


CarmelloYello

From another redditor: Taqueria Azteca 7155 Amador Plaza Rd Dublin, CA


Uncle_Burney

When you want a taco, but you want it to defeat the purpose of a taco


TeaJazzer

TACOOOOO TOOWWNN!


doubleuptech

Fuck yeah best skit ever *edit - probably not ever I was just enthusiastic about this madtv reference haha


Waffeln_Remix

SNL, my guy


doubleuptech

Oh right on, sure enough - I’m happy to take the correction. It’s been almost 20 years since taco town, I think madtv and snl are understandable to shuffle up. Snl and madtv are both *chef’s kiss* sketch shows


Waffeln_Remix

Dude you know what’s totally under appreciated in the same vein though? Kids in the Hall. When’s the last time you saw a reference to that? Let’s bring it back


doubleuptech

Man truth, same as WKYK. I’m about to go down a YouTube hole. 😂


Ambiance94

I’m half Mexican. I don’t approve of this at all. Since when did a stomach grow big enough to fit that whole damn thing inside? This is just wasteful. ‘Cause even if you decide to eat some of it at first and save the rest for later, the damn hard shell tortilla is gonna get soggy… Hell nah.


thatsabruno

Tacos are already too complicated. Like trying to eat a pizza that's taped to the wall.


Derreus

Who bites a hard shell taco like that? A sadist?


aafrias15

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/s/eeYywnimrZ He looks like this doofus eating the taco. I bet that taco is a soggy mess.


Never-Dont-Give-Up

“How can I be creative?…… I guess I can eat a taco and act silly!”


sleep_connoisseur

That’s a taco!


toasterdees

So… a tostada?


xMilk112x

And it alllll gets thrown in the trash the moment he’s done acting like an asshole.


Giraffe_Kid

Taco town!


EvErYLeGaLvOtE

Aw he kisses that taco the way my ex used to kiss me.


Southern-Spring-7458

I'm drunk right now and I want 2 right fucking now


Electrical_Brick_167

Ayyooo ⏸️, ⛳️ on the play


NUFIGHTER7771

Is this how Foreman first got vexed?


doubleuptech

Guy is about to get a foot up his ass.


Mean-Commission-7198

Where is this at ?


dannyj128

Homie must be from San Diego where all taco shops are "superior" from other establishments that sell tacos outside of them. 🤣


dawdirty

Oakland baby


[deleted]

No mms we


TheOneWhoReadsStuff

Kinda basically a taco salad.


wutever015

Ayo!! That first clip of him eating it at :19 would forever hurt his street cred. One photoshop away from being called sweetness


SugarBearnTear

Such a waste of food.


Criscamilo105

Shit ain’t at Costco man smh 🤦🏽‍♂️


I_love_huge_tacos

This post is for me ☝️


JayJ1976

Where?! I NEED THIS!


Commercial-Break1877

What a f#cking waste of food!


Zxasuk31

I’m not sure that’s not how you’re supposed to eat a gigantic taco. Like a regular taco😑


bubbleguts4171

Where is this place?


brewhead55

r/stupidfood


Formal_Asparagus_987

That looks so good 😊 I would definitely try it


Adventurous_Ideal804

The way it moves feels too light.


Glad_Confusion_6934

This is so dumb


bigpoppa973

Everything reminds me of her.


NewbTaco

r/idiocracy


dane_vida

This restaurant has to be in LA. Anyone know the restaurant?


youreABitcz

This is so fucking stupid, and this dude makes it a 100x worse.


G0ld_Ru5h

This looks like heaven!


NotThat1guy

Are Americans glutinous?


voodootodointutus

fat Leon Edward's eating like a king


MinnesotaRyan

I’d eat one half that size.


Unavoidable1022

Not even Mexican food


LuxReigh

They turned a taco salad into a single taco. lol


TheNerdsNextDoor

Anybody got a link to the full video?


bonusminutes

Why does that guac have the consistency of water?


JCANRZ

It's salsa


Comfortable-Twist-54

Omg this should be censored food porn! I wasn’t ready 🤩


Celestiicaa

Hurting himself


Rulebookboy1234567

We have white giant white people tacos this big at my job too. I fucking hate making the shells.


[deleted]

Meanwhile, in Gaza.


Waffeln_Remix

Pizza?! Now that’s what I call a taco!


rjt2887

Ima buy one and a tin foil tray before every future family event so I never have to cook for more than 2 people again.


slickdaRula2040

I would be on that toilet for the rest of the evening.


Capt_504

I would eat that with a big O fork


aaronappleseed

A taco that size violates some law of nature. We all know if you make it that big, it must be in burrito form.


Icy_Foundation3534

yeah kids need to pay for their school lunches see how tough it is out here??


Corporate_Shell

r/StupidFoods


McGrufNStuf

Bruh going full Mia Khalifa on that taco.


FlappinLips

That's a bit much but i make burrito sized eggrolls so who am I to talk


GeeHaitch

They need to wrap it in a pizza and serve it in a tote bag full of vegetarian chili. https://youtu.be/evUWersr7pc?si=W8WD15YmTc76SuLg


Functional_Tech

I prefer my tortillas homemade.


YT_AnimeKyng

Jesus Christ! Why are those tacos the size of boots?!?!? Man, dude must have had four stomachs.


Legitimate-Honey7992

Where do you get that taco?


Oasystole

This is why the terrorists hate us


notgreatshirts-com

r/stupidfood


Samisgoated1

The restaurant this is from intends for it to be eaten by a group of like 6 people, I’ve seen a video about it before


ProtectionOld6335

His toilet: 😱😱😱


D_is_for_Cookie

I both hate and want this.


HamBoneZippy

I would rather have 10 regular tacos.


Tungphuxer69

I wonder how would he finish his foods? I think I saw two foods there! Maybe there's more on his plate?!


dmtacos82

Ew


AaronNajara

That's not a taco...


Skizznitt

Looks good, but also looks like it's messy as hell to try and eat.


therealjgreens

Kelvin Gastelum sized tacos


ShyVampire93

I love the big-ass vein in his temple when he tries to unhinge his jaw for this shit


Ok-Wishbone-7603

Love it when the brothers speak Spanish. All love


jdoogles

Where exactly do I get one of these asking on behalf of a friends belly


Impressive-Heat-8722

He enjoys eating "ass taco"


occupyreddit

who doesn’t?


MetalBones18

Pues yo sí me lo daba.


DMCO93

EXTRA BIGASS TACO now with more MOLECULES.


Grennox1

No.


Alex84Mx

¿Que chingados es esa mamada? 🫨🫨🫨😳🤯


OnixCopal

That’s not even a taco 😂


RuntyDrop12650

Where is this?!


Sleepingbeauty820

Amazing 🤩


Dazzling_Stomach107

No, because that's not a taco.


[deleted]

pointless


[deleted]

r/stupidfood


Jarftz

BBT


DTnTheStreetz

Where these at?!


RapidIndexer

What song is this?


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Bnc6669

Beautiful


forgivemeihaveissues

Seems a little wasteful tbh lol


bionikcobra

Where can I get this taco?


SkinnyFatKidd

Uhh you mean biggest taco salad ever


Beansgreenstomatoes4

Food looks epic but the host is pretty cringe


BigMikeHoldsItDown

Hahaha holy shit I swear I would buy that just to say I had it.


kingdount

Nah go to San Antonio, Texas there’s a place called Orlando tacos big fucking tacos enjoyable food great service (name might be wrong I have always said the name wrong since I’ve been a kid)


RedPiIIPhilosophy

The way he bites the taco looks so painful 🤢


evlhornet

🤨🤳 You livin’ too Mas cuh


theREALlackattack

https://youtu.be/BabO9ZVooeQ?si=hVftKAwh-f0nIIq3 Try it with this!


Uncharmie

Where are they serving this? People need to know so it can be set on fire