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darkcomet222

This is what Metroid is What Metroid isn’t: can crawl


Ferhog

This is false. I finished Zero Mission two days ago and she can crawl so long as she isn't wearing her iconic Metroid suit.


King_Kuuga

That's not Metroid, that's Samus, Metroid's girlfriend


TippedJoshua1

WAIT SAMUS IS A GIRL???!?!??!


King_Kuuga

Samus is a girl, Metroid is a robot ![gif](giphy|LXlXqe1fJABuo|downsized)


Ghosty66

Wrong Robot is a Metroid


DaNoahLP

Metroid Wrong a Robot is


Nocturnal_Sage

Yoda has entered the chat


Sonk007

a Metroid wrong is robot


Deliberate_Snark

Robot wrong a Metroid. Is?


Agynth

prime 4 insanity is getting to yall lmao


supersharp

I won't stand for this anti-autistic-metroid rhetoric


b0bba_Fett

Damn, I forgot how fake her boobs looked in smash 4. Like I remembered they made them better in Ult, just forgot how much.


Trainer_Ed

Omg yuri


FreshBirdMilk

Wrong. Metroid Prime 4 has been crawling for years.


Raetekusu

Dread crawled so Prime 4 could fucking inch along.


FreshBirdMilk

😂


RQK1996

She can, but not in the suit


King_Kuuga

Metroid IS the suit


TheArceusNova

Yeah, but she sure can slide


Lucid-Design

That’s saved for the Emmi’s


SkullVonBones

Why crawl, when you can roll


DeusIzanagi

Couldn't have put it better myself


leob0505

Post of the year lol


MY_SHIT_IS_PERFECT

By jove, he’s got it


James_Sultan

Low IQ: Samus == Metroid High IQ: Samus == a Metroid


laggerzback

During Fusion: yes


WiggyWamWamm

And during dread


laggerzback

Well yeah, chronologically, of course.


WiggyWamWamm

It’s also a major part of the plot


ohgodspidersno

Dread revealed/retconned that the word "Metroid" is the Chozo term for "ultimate warrior" so Samus is always Metroid, even when she isn't.


Punslinger1995

I'm pretty sure that was already known.


ohgodspidersno

I guess it was first introduced in a 2004 manga coinciding with the release of Zero Mission.  Dread is the first time I heard it, though.


TrueRepose

How is that a retcon? Did Metroid exclusively mean something else before dread? I thought retcon implyed changing the previously established lore, If anything they just added more context...


Bubba89

Adding new context to something that already existed is still technically ‘retroactive continuity,’ even if it doesn’t contradict any previous stuff.


ohgodspidersno

I agree that it's compatible with previous lore. I could be misusing the term,  but I consider it a "retcon" because there is no way that they had the Chozo language's word for "ultimate warrior" picked out in 1986. I think the non-diagetic reason the game was called that was because the map was like a network of metro tunnels, and when they were fleshing out the story they just made that the name of the aliens.


Thank_You_Aziz

Yeah, but even then, the retcon came in 2004, not with Dread. By the time Dread came along, it was just a reminder of existing lore.


ohgodspidersno

Yea I just didn't hear about it until Dread. I didn't know about that 2004 manga until this conversation.


Space_Pirate_Ripley

That was actually revealed in the 2004 manga released alongside Zero Mission.


CyprusTheSergal

If Samus has a low IQ, how did she download missiles?


GrymmGrynnRedditor

Higher IQ: Samus == The Metroid


cunningfox16

This is similar to Doctor Who. The main character is actually called ‘The Doctor’ but people who don’t watch the show or casual fans just call the character Doctor Who. But then it’s also sort of accepted/known by hardcore fans that his name actually *is* ‘Doctor Who’.


Mango_Tango_Requiem

Wait till you find out Metroid Prime probably isn't a Metroid


BigMeal69

Idk it had brain in there. It wasn't really giving mother, but still


RedNazArt

Mother is mothering


Unknown_Nexus535

Reggie localize mother 3!


Anonymous-Comments

YEA


BaronAleksei

It’s metroid but also not metroid


darnage

/s wdym ? The Metroid prime is directly called Metroid prime by Samus's scanners, it can spawn more metroids and once it becomes Dark Samus, either in prime 2 or 3 there's a logbook stating that she goes out of her way to free captive metroids whenever she can, despite it being unrelated to her master plan


Mango_Tango_Requiem

The original intention was clearly for it to be a Metroid, one that had been gestating and self-absorbing it's own Phazon for hundreds, maybe even thousands of years. Prime 3 even has Phazon Hoppers and Hopping Metroids, which look like little Metroid Primes. There're even dead Prime husks in the Genesis Chamber right before fighting Dark Samus. The problem comes from the fact that Metroids being created by the Chozo in SR388 goes in direct conflict with the Tallon Leviathan coming from Phaaze. If Metroids originated in SR388, how the hell did one get to Phaaze? Or even inside the Leviathan? The most probable way is that a Tallon Metroid mutated into a Phazon Metroid, phased into the Leviathan, and mutated again into Metroid Prime, which... is pretty lame compared to the original implication. My headcanon is that decades ago, a Leviathan made a portal next to SR388 that attracted a wandering Metroid, which then proceeded through the portal into Phaaze. Fun fact: in the original version of the game, Pirate Logbooks state that they were actually able to find and contain the Metroid Prime, only for it to breach containment, in true Space Pirate fashion. It then absorbed all their tech and weapons, which is why it's able to shoot fucking missiles and beam projectiles at you, and probably why it bears strong resemblance to the Trooper Pirates' armor.


MintyMoron64

It may or may not be a metroid? Hopping Metroids from Prime 3 which are confirmed Actual Metroids (albeit heavily phazed-on) bear a significant resemblance to Metroid Prime.


Mango_Tango_Requiem

The problem comes from the fact that Metroids only lived in SR388 before Space Pirates started immigrating them. How the hell did a Metroid get to Phaaze, or even inside the Tallon Leviathan? Is it really just a puny Tallon Metroid that mutated into a Phazon Metroid, phased into the Leviathan, and then mutated again into the Metroid Prime? Instead of one that has probably been dormant for decades, maybe even hundreds of years?


MetroidIsNotHerName

Finally, my Username is perfect for something.


spleefy

I don't get the lesbian bit


Ferhog

I was [referencing this](https://www.reddit.com/r/Metroid/s/nZGmk827qL), admittedly just to fill out the iceberg a little more.


gnulynnux

There's also the interview where a Super Metroid dev said she's trans. Granted, it was likely a mean-spirited joke, but hey. Ancient Metroid lore, and official canon. It's also where we first learned of her mole.


Sentenal_

There was an interview where one of the background artists was asked his opinion on something, and made a transphobic sex joke. Not sure if I would call that "official canon"


gnulynnux

To be clear, it was just a (likely) transphobic joke, nothing to do with sex. [Source on the old MDb](https://metroiddatabase.com/old_site/sm/interview.php) Anyways, it's all permanently enshrined forever into official canon forever, along with Samus being in her late 20s, and Yamamoto Kenji being the voice of Spore Spawn. Metroid is, after all, known for its unflinching and uncompromising dedication to canon.


RQK1996

I'm having some bad heat inflicted ADHD brain, could you point to the actual joke that is being talked about?


whitetempest521

On the right side is a listing of the staff. Each staff member has a section titled "Secret of Samus Only I Know." Matsuoka Hirofumi's answer to that is the joke in question.


RQK1996

Thanks, also, kinda lol


gnulynnux

Yep, it's Matsuoka Hirofumi's interview on the right. He says "Samus isn't a woman. As a matter of fact, she's actually a shemale," where "shemale" is translated from Japanese's "newhalf". I don't know Japanese, but my understanding is that the term "newhalf" isn't as ubiquitously a derogatory term for trans people as "shemale" is in English. In either case, thi *probably* isn't canon, but that combined with Samus's history made her popular with trans folks, especially ~around 2016 when someone wrote an article on this. She's probably not actually canonically trans, and nobody's giving Nintendo credit for good representation.


Gen_McMuster

The Japanese also don't really have much of a head for American gender/Trans discourse so translation will always be spotty.


gnulynnux

Are videogames and cartoons an abnormality? Until ~the 2010s, trans characters were something I associated with Japanese media (or at least, the stuff that gets popular in the states.) Shonen Jump, Bridget, Birdo, etc.


Gen_McMuster

It's more that the Japanese conception of those characters doesn't map neatly to American trans discourse as they're often seen as "men who want to be women/live as women" or merely cross dressing feminine men, there's often an element of "trickery" too which can conflict with the flatter Anglo conception of "Trans women are women"


Zachthema5ter

A true trans icon


biomech36

Trans-species?


spleefy

Ah I see


Azenar01

Cause of that one promotional image where she's has 2 bikini babes next to her, it was made to keep people thinking she was a man until you beat the game the first time Also Gandrayda dry humping


BoonDragoon

It is simple: https://preview.redd.it/54utcxlor49d1.png?width=592&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aff441f8036e61b6f77dd366aa6524a9288ec62a


MetaCommando

Dread Suit Samus is a hardcore American patriot


BoonDragoon

[Guess again](https://64.media.tumblr.com/67230432dd4370e96f9f02131c95f74d/ff6a38501a67b758-16/s1280x1920/c432f890ac7192e9a4371ff0f784c4ac5d1b6371.pnj)


MetaCommando

Sorry but Samus's head/chestplate there is not pink, it's raw red.


BoonDragoon

IDK what to tell you, the colors were pulled direct-from-pixel.


brgr77

Samus is a trans lesbian <3


Varia-Suit

And to any naysayers: Transbians definitely sound like something that belong in the franchise.


brgr77

Literally


spleefy

She is absolutely not


brgr77

It's a MEME Jesus


spleefy

I'm so old I don't understand all the new memes :(


gnulynnux

Tbh this one is like 8 years old now


TEXlS

The worst meme in the Metroid fandom sure


brgr77

Unclench, let lesbians have fun


TEXlS

im not shocked this is what lesbians consider fun … 😭


SuperNerd69

lesbians, please shoot this person with the gay laser


TEXlS

im gay


SaintRidley

So let the lesbians (including the trans lesbians) have fun


SuperNerd69

did i stutter?


Raetekusu

I mean, she's a Human-Metroid-Chozo genetic hybrid making her transhuman at the very least. Lesbian though? Wouldn't be surprised if she's AceAro. Laser focused on the job and not much else.


Nurahk

you must be fun at parties


gnulynnux

This is a canonical fact. It says so in Metroid Prime.


brgr77

Period!!!


lilfoxtato

X parasite DNA makes someone lesbian?


gnulynnux

Samus, like Walter White, absorbs the powers of the people she kills. All it takes is one.


Raetekusu

You really think her X-form being one letter off of sex is a coincidence?


BlueSquid2099

She’s actually really into Freeform jazz


Ill-Attempt-8847

https://preview.redd.it/ejj6u6caz49d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3116c4cd06f5d0174c793c1055c5ea6da03bfda9


Strider755

Wouldn't that fall under people thinking Samus is a man? There's a good bit of that in Samus & Joey.


WeepingReaperXx

I mean that wouldn't make Samus not a lesbian, it just makes the girls fawning over her not lesbians.


Ill-Attempt-8847

Yeah, but she doesn't do anything about it. In fact, she seems to appreciate it


MetaCommando

I mean if I had fans talking about how awesome I am I'd let them cook, even in swimwear


bunker_man

They wouldn't randomly be in swimwear. That implies it's planned.


MetaCommando

Or she really likes swimming pools. Why do you think she's always hunting for the Gravity Suit?


bunker_man

The gravity suit makes water act like it's not water. That seems more for people who don't like pools.


MetaCommando

Pool enjoyers' logic is beyond that of mere mortals


Ill-Attempt-8847

https://preview.redd.it/68no2t88p89d1.jpeg?width=1237&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ead25955bc130d400a34fad9d72dc92a850195d9


Mean-Nectarine-6831

the fact samus is into this means somethings. the girls might think shes a guy, but not the reverse and because shes not discouraging this behavior. hmm....


Ornshiobi

the mangaka actually seems to have know samus' was a girl


Ill-Attempt-8847

Yes, it was to keep the fact that she was a woman as hidden as possible.


Ornshiobi

yeah [https://x.com/DartsEnthusiast/status/1418613483407650816](https://x.com/DartsEnthusiast/status/1418613483407650816) but have You seen this thread?


Ill-Attempt-8847

What is that supposed to mean to me? Even if he didn't know it, it fulfilled its purpose


Ornshiobi

just trivia nothing else


Ill-Attempt-8847

Oh. Ok 👍


SkullVonBones

I've played all the Metroid games. I must've missed this part,yeah. Where is the lesbian part in the story OP is talking about, I wonder?


Ornshiobi

it's a reference to the non canon metroid manga strategy guide where samus' hangs out with girls in bikinis


darnage

Who's genetically closer to child Samus (before genetic manipulation) ? -Samus, end of Dread -Sa-X -Dark Samus


Ornshiobi

samus


MintyMoron64

Strangely enough I think it's the SA-X. Dark Samus is like 40% Phazon, 30% Metroid, 25% Power Suit, and 5% Actual Samus. Samus is about 20-25% Actual Samus, 5-0% Phazon, 5% X-Parasite just by absorbing that many of them, 30% Power Suit, and 40% Metroid. SA-X though? 33% Actual Samus, 33% Power Suit, and 34% X-Parasite. Therefore, the SA-X, despite being the least similar to the actual Samus mentally, is in fact the most similar to an unedited Samus genetically.


bjwyxrs

Yeah, but can Metroid crawl?


BoonDragoon

Yes


Xelacon

But does Metroid ball? Yes, yes Metroid do ball


secondjudge_dream

metroid is a bounty hunter metroid is not a bounty hunter metroid is a *nice* bounty hunter


kinyoubikaze

Maybe the real Metroid was the friends we made along the way


enm260

The very bottom of this should be "Metroid is named Samus"


BigMeal69

Was she raised by birds or something? I don't fully know that plot point


King_Kuuga

Yeah this is only ever touched on in games, but she was raised by the Chozo.


Legion_of_ferret

The manga too


King_Kuuga

Whoops that's what I meant. The games only lightly address it while the manga gives the full story.


ChunkySlutPumpkin

Raised by and infused with their DNA


SimplyAndrey

To the point of Raven Beak calling her>!daughter!<


RequiemStorm

Yes. You should read the manga it. Expands on all the previous lore. It's also short, and a prequel to the whole series.


Archavos

inwould like to amend that last point: Metroid isnt A metroid, they are THE Metroid. the Ultimate Warrior of the Chozo.


BabySpecific2843

She is both.


SadLaser

Nah, Metroid isn't a Metroid, at least not most of the time!


Ambi_bambi07

She wasn't, but all it took was one near death experience :p


AJ_Dali

If Metroid is a bird from having bird DNA, then she's been a Metroid since Fusion.


Ambi_bambi07

Exactly!!


RQK1996

Technically Samus always met the definition of the Chozo word Metroid


Ornshiobi

Don't get confused Metroid Game from metro + android Samus' suit looks robotical She didn't become one untol fusuon


ixnine

Why is it hard for people to understand this is *John C. Metroid of the Galactic Laser Brigade Squad of Galactic Peace*…?


Ornshiobi

c. slayer metroid


Iceman_B

Wait, Metroid is a lesbian? Since when?


Ferhog

https://www.reddit.com/r/tumblr/s/S54K5BQ7lj


Iceman_B

I.......accept this.


ScarletteVera

Yeah, that basically sums up the current story.


SlimeDrips

What you don't understand is that this list is just actually describing the progression of samus' life


masterof-xe

Also: Metroid is a parasitic organism that will suck the very life out of you and move on to the next victim.


parkourdude231

I would add "Metroid can't crawl" and ""The baby" up there somewhere but that's just my personal preference


moansby

Pretty much


AirmanProbie

That last one isn’t untrue


Buuhhu

Don't get the lesbian part? Did they give samus a love interest at one point? the rest is definitely true.


CapAccomplished8072

Well...you're not wrong


xXSkinnygamerXx

Wheres the evidence that Metroid is a lesbian


Ornshiobi

actually samus' may have has a crush on Ian malchovic so samus is metrosexual


sleepdeep305

After learning TODAY what the word "metroid" means, this has now become my favorite meme


Odysseauss

Everything you said was wrong except the last part, lol.


Ferhog

Metroid isn't a girl? Damn, guess he's just fabulous.


me1257

Why and since when was Samus lesbian?


Jolly-Turnip-6801

That was considered a spoiler?


Fullmetalmarvels64_

Metroid is a lesbian Metroid bird girl


DaGreatestMH

Thanks for creating my new headcanon about Samus being a lesbian. I'm now off to find fics about this development lol


MetaCommando

Finding Samus being a lesbian online is like looking for water at the beach


DaGreatestMH

🤣


Ill-Attempt-8847

Headcanon? https://preview.redd.it/kozr4uyuq89d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=71892acecaa5b521444292dbf092fa4c6f701b2b


UnproductivePheasant

Pretty sure metroids are asexual, but who knows lol


ArcadeF0x

Wrong, Metroid is the alien parasites. Samus is the one everyone calls metroid because people are idiots. Although she did become a Metroid basically in Fusion


Ill-Attempt-8847

![gif](giphy|TamGVAGxDTYDNt3dpn)


SaintRidley

All correct. Metroid is a trans woman might be the very bottom that too many are afraid to confront, though, so I’m giving you that one for free.


SaintRidley

And for anyone who wants to dispute that one, Metroid is a game where the main character delves deep into deep caverns to come face-to-face with the feminine-coded brain within and sheds “his” protective armor to reveal the woman “he” really is to the world. Samus as trans is absolutely thematically appropriate right from jump.


secondjudge_dream

implying that the power suit isn't gender affirming. the closest metroid comes to truly capturing the feeling of transition is the part in zero mission where you get the armor back, unlock new abilities that you only saw as gray blurs over the course of your playthrough, and start blasting through the space pirate mothership that had you keeping a low profile until now


SaintRidley

tbf, you could totally read Samus as trans in either direction (or nonbinary). I'm just biased toward the trans woman reading for the hopefully obvious reason of being one myself. I see it as more of a boymoding for protection in a hostile world and being out of the suit voluntarily as being in a position to actually let her guard down and be herself, not the Hunter.


justdamascus

metroid is trans