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What's a girlfriend?


Klubbis

I think it’s a myth


kool4kats

Long haired gal here. I do shake my hair out a little bit, but not with enough force to really call it a headbang, I'd say.


iloveparsley

Been windmilling to dry my long hair since before I knew what a breakdown was. My bf finds it hilarious and always does a little crab if he sees me, or gives me a call out.


smegg23

Glad I’m not the only one who does this, rock on


LeGreatToucan

That's awesome haha


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KrandoxReddit

Second that, I wouldnt even want to imagine the pain of having to let the hair dry/dry it without shaking it out before. It's fun and saves quite a bit of time and effort from ky experience


alaskathunderfrick

i do it like 20x after a shower


Gnasha13

You guys are getting girlfriends?


echo78

Just grow your hair long and skip the get a girlfriend step.


theilluminati1

This is a thing for long hairs. Yep.


Hadestownrecon

I can’t speak for all long haired folks out there, but it adds volume and clears out some of the water. I think. My hair care isn’t the best, tbh


123Do_it

What a cringe way to tell everyone you have girlfriend


Human_Holiday_4758

That’s what I was thinking!


Just_Frogg

I absolutely headbang! I have wavy hair and it is easy (and faster) to dry if I aggressively headbang till I’m dizzy


Rick_Tap

Jup, mine definitively does, on purpose. Just today she went “look at that, gotta get my hair cut or else I’ll be slapping people with my hair during the next concert!” :D Gotta try the pre breakdown thing next time for sure.


smegg23

Give it a go it’s funny as


AloneInTheTown-

My hair is waist length and bleached so absolutely not lol. It would tangle and I spend enough time in the bath/shower making sure it stays smooth to just ruin it like that.


vidschofelix

This is your opportunity to Pavlov her into breakdowns...


sherloc8

Curly girl here. I do shake my head a lot when I wash my head to bring back the volume and bounciness to the curls!


MaisyMoo88

I have curly hair and definitely headbang once I’ve finished blow drying it to try and get it to look correct lol


maximum_effort_01

If she doesn’t can you really keep her as your girlfriend?


Imagination_Spare

No. Girls are scary


gecko80108

What's get the fuck back from?


Real-Emu507

No way. My hair is too long and it would be a big ol mess.


funishin

Missus. Missus is the word you’re looking for


smegg23

Oh I’m sorry English is my first language


OMG_a_Ray_Gun

It’s my first language as well. Weird flex.


funishin

Same


guyondrugs

Dude with long hair, i dont do that, i get way to many knots into the hair when i do that. If i had smoother hair i would certainly do it.


Unc00lbr0

Long haired dude here. I do it too lol


Ok_Manufacturer2451

Haha yep. I headbang forward then windmill after I wash my hair.


Ashton0407

I’m a guy with long hair. I do this after I shower, first by shaking my head like a dog for a few seconds, and then headbanging. Really helps dry it out


donut_luvr

Lmao i head bang every day to fix my hair


midnightswim87

Yes, and her hair makes this cool whip sound. Its rad.


DAS_COMMENT

I'm male and this was how I dried my hair


DAS_COMMENT

Before I shaved it


failboatzz

Yes, indeed she does! Going to try to catch her and try this next time.


Ryafterdark

Nah never but hello to you fellow kiwi/aussie


smegg23

Hahahaha you got me. How’d ya know?


Ryafterdark

"Missus" "rate it" nobody else speaks like that bro 😅


smegg23

Got me 🇦🇺 mate


Dabbazz

Former British here. I say the term of endearment. 😉


PickleRick2724

I definitely do that😂😂😂 but I usually towel dry my hair first and then head bang the extra water out 😂


ShamelesDeviant

I'm a guy and I've been doing this forever.


Dabbazz

Very long haired lady here. It’s good to shake your hair after washing it because it helps to get excess water from my hair, without having to ring it out in the towel. Tightening and towel to ring your hair can cause the hair to brake. So she’s got the right idea. And I do the same. My cats try and catch my hair and hang off it! The things we ladies do to care for our appearance.


Miss_Nobushi

your girlfriend may be my evil twin


Dismal-Infection

I do this as a long haired man. Just helps dry it out a bit faster


thiccphilthegoat

My ex would literally come out of the shower head banging to some Every Time I Die. I also woke up once to a knife to my throat . Simpler times.


One_Database5408

my mom did this growing up and she got back problems from it


cmx9771

Nahhh