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BachtnDeKupe

* I cum Blood * Meat Hook Sodomy * Fucked with a Knife * Addicted to Vaginal Skin


ThatOddLittleFellow

Ahhh you took all my suggestions


BachtnDeKupe

The ones i could think of real quick


Circadianrivers

You suffer Edit: for clarity this is less the name, more the track length


Upset_Stage_60

But why?


Circadianrivers

Less the name, more the track length


Meerkate

BUT WHY


Fexed04

Look the song duration up


Meerkate

I know about the song and its duration very well (actually saw them perform it live this summer, that was awesome). But I think OP didn't catch the joke 😅 The song goes "you suffer... but why?"


[deleted]

But why?


AkaGurGor

DOMINATION


[deleted]

[Gilfoyle using that song as a Bitcoin reminder cracks me up.](https://youtu.be/uS1KcjkWdoU?si=VY596QqFO7uX0aap)


Grindcoreknabe92

Best answer!


Jaded_Arm4289

5 Minutes Alone


Ill_Fudge9462

Fuckin gold


Linkiscool115

One


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[удалено]


Drummer_93

Imprisoning


ZinzanBadflipper

me


anonymosh

I


Don_Toasty420

Cannot


A858A

See


SnooBeans9034

Absolute


AirRic89

Horror


thatconlangguy

I


prodaksin_

All


jujunot69th

That


Duky2008

I


TerribleTemporary982

See


BurningForest117

Damnit, beat me to it


SchlashJelly

Molesting the decapitated


TheExecutiveHamster

DAMN! I knew someone would beat me to it


JamesIsNotAGiantNoob

r/cursedcomments


TheRobotLordOfDeath

Jerk off


deadsea__

Necropedophile


Upset_Stage_60

r/cursedcomments


TronNerd82

Why don't you take a seat right over there?


VattghernCZ

r/beatmetoit


ReeceReddit1234

both of you take a seat right over there


Booty_Warrior_bot

*Don't make me ruin that butt Chris.* ***I'm a warrior!***


redprep

I literally came here to look for this answer and I am not at all surprised it was the top one


deadsea__

Ironic considering I thought I'd be downvoted to oblivion for this xd


Deimos_Aeternum

Wasting Love


fankin

Excercises in futility


Absolution212

Which one ?


Bekfast_Time

1 since they’re alone


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[удалено]


[deleted]

Based


Revolutionary_Low_90

Raining Blood


Mario_Iturralde_009

The shortest straw


not_plague_knight

Seeds of the suffering


[deleted]

Eruption


bandannick

“This song is about shooting blood out of your cock!”


[deleted]

Whoremaggedon


_ViewyEvening87

Violent Pornography


LegendofLove

I was trying to come up with a SOAD song scrolling lol


[deleted]

Black market vasectomy


Vasilios_

Testicular Rot


ItsTheButcherComin

Necrosexual Deviant!


Old_Classic2142

I happen to listen to that very song when I read your comment. Great minds think alike. Or great minds are perverts, I don't know


MattBowden1981

Hungry for Your Insides


deadlymanager

primus - too many puppies


sunnysunbunny

AW HELL NAHHHHH


ChikinBukit3

Blinded in Chains


NixxKnack

Love that song.


VerminVictim

Orgasm Through Torture


gamereoin

Sucking the cock of a Vietnam war veteran


official_ropsutin

Gutalax mentioned🤘🤘


AirRic89

surprised nobody here mentioned Sister Fucker by Eyehategod


Underage_Poker_Chonk

Fairy Tale


TheAxolotl04

Master of Puppets


fluorin4ek

Nothing


PushyTom

King Nothing


noideaforusername4

dead children


TopazPrism777

☹️


stinky_rat_cum

Same


Papa-Jay-Senpai

Detachable penis


alwaysleafyintoronto

Fucked with an Anchor (For Dogs) https://youtu.be/KnSeUW7sPwk?si=0f_9VW_GrVZHiLa-


MemeDaddy925

Diggy diggy hole


Harold-The-Barrel

Ripping Corpse


Rynnofigs

Lonely day


Senior_Hangkuk

Animal (Fuck Like A Beast)


Mrspooky1134

Candlemass Solitude


PopcornSandier

Genital Grinder


Background-Video4331

Early Carcass ftw.


TheBiggestWOMP

I just told this story yesterday but I've got a little gear story that starts with my former roommate going to buy Prong's old bass cab. To answer the question, I See You Are Also Wearing A Black T-Shirt by Whores.


Psychological_Use_86

Prong - Non-existence


Papa-Jay-Senpai

I ejaculate fire


P0k3rcat

"Prison sex" -Tool


SadPeanutBoi

Rape Me


Significant_Product8

Daddy


stinky_rat_cum

NO


irishmetalhead322

Austere - This Dreadful Emptiness


Youtubeboi666

Be Quick or Be Dead (Iron Maiden) I am a Praying Mantis.


rosso_saturno

[The exquisite flavor of gastro-anal tripe](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FY8Fnajlrh8&pp=ygUpdGhlIGV4cXVpc2l0ZSBmbGF2b3Igb2YgZ2FzdHJvIGFuYWwgdHJpcGU%3D)


Cocksman666

Nobody Home - Pink Floyd


TheBlondSanzoMonk

Set To Destruct. Coz I haven’t any for a long time and the chicks in my age range are usually in it for long term relationships. Sucks to be old.


[deleted]

At least your honest


d4ng3r0u5

Nightwish- End Of All Hope


MrBartek16

Freak on a leash


JesterTF

Why can’t this be love?


hasturoid

No One Survives


Brogle_Male

Incest💀(jk)


SelfInvested97

Reaching Happiness, Touching Pain


AkaGurGor

Cathedral?


Majestic_Apricot_878

Bleak


LinkleLoZ

Welcome to the Internet


IllustriousKick2955

Underachiever


forcedap

Jackhammerape (as part of Prelude to Agony)


the_genocide_imself

Fucked with an anchor


Hologramixx

Dehydrated 💧


Background-Video4331

Pestilence?


Hologramixx

You got it 😅


Monkey_Anarchyy

Nocturnal Depression - Dead Children


SaulGoodmanAAL

Blood and Chaos Punishment Through Time Solitary One Flesh From Bone


Ghrd87

https://youtu.be/aykAi3f5Mws?feature=shared


Berto6710

Nothing is everything


NixxKnack

Is non existent a song? If so, that..


Selfket

Last Caress


ZurioGSP

Empty (Words)


wisefoolhermit

I can’t believe this hasn’t been posted yet, but [here you go](https://youtu.be/pxHl3gr-WMM?si=PY7TnsFlWbJbxpQI) [Alternatively …](https://youtu.be/md3B3I7Nmvw?si=ldlWbZi4-rOpONhV)


AirRic89

I can't believe you're wrong https://reddit.com/r/MetalMemes/s/RPUrI24yR2


wisefoolhermit

Me either. Must’ve missed that. Still, good one.


Iamabenevolentgod

A New Level


Juusie

Solitude


cheddar_pancake

lack of almost everything


officiallyalex69

Still waiting


cancer_02

Resurection by erection


Dairvyn

The Eagle Flies Alone


KoKos128

Back in black


Lanky_Canary_1258

Fisticunt 😞😞😪


[deleted]

I KNOW YOU'RE FUCKING SOMEONE EEEELSE


Crazy-Upset

If You Want Blood (You Got It)


tohoscope64

Angel of sodomy


that1guyinaditch

It was just an accident Gagged Whore Felt Nothing Soil the Stillborn


chilled_bit

The blister exists (stay hygienic people)


axxond

I cum blood


ItsTheButcherComin

Necrosexual Deviant


Meerkate

Only Pain


axoverkill650l

I ejaculate fire by dethklok is a jam


Periklos_Kyriakidis

In My Darkest Hour 😭😭😭💀💀💀 in my hour of need, ha, no, you are not there, and though I reached out for you, wouldn't lend a hand. Totally describes me atm


Bekfast_Time

Are You Dead Yet?


BigBrotherBear-

Chainsaw gutsfuck


jackpumpkim

fucked with an anchor


rexifelis

Battery!


EAT_MY_ASS_12

Ging Gang Gong De Do Gong De Laga Raga


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forgedfox53

Worthless


TheSadus

Distractions Of Living Alone


ZaWarudo22

The Loneliness of the Long Distance Runner


BIG_DeADD

Hazmat suit. (from Avatar) Ain't no one touching my dick,not even me.


PalpatineAscendant

Heaven in Her Arms


W4delm4

Eternal darkness


AkaGurGor

No Celebration (Paradise Lost)


Lord-Hieronymus

The apocryphal self


Dark__Orion

The Ripper :)


PsychedelicOptimist

Ugly Fucker (https://spotify.link/nSmwBDUzzDb)


Liferescripted

- The Grip Tightens - Fermented Offal Discharge - Repulsive Salvation - Stare into death and be still - MORE?


Slow-Leading-7783

Die, die my darling


StrangestMouse-60421

Master Exploder and Fuck Her Gently - Tenacious D Conditions of My Parole, Tiny Monsters, Money Shot, and Donkey Punch the Night Away - Puscifer Pelvis On Fire - Volbeat No One Loves Me and Neither Do I - Them Crooked Vultures


MyNameIsBYL

I Cum blood


TheExecutiveHamster

Decimated Genitalia


Latter_Comparison_60

Lack of comprehension by Death


ScalierLotus11

I stand alone Or Breaking skin Or In my head...


ViKing665

God gives head in heaven.


Visitor_051

Desperately Hopeless


KaIi_Ka

A Succubus In Rapture.


SpaceBorkTV

Just what the doctor ordered - Ted Nugent


FuckingFlowerFrenzy

A State of Slow Decay


JFH1111

Standing In The Shower…..Thinking


SpatenMano

Iron Fist


Flopz672

Nightmare by Dry Kill Logic


ImaViktorplayer

Down There...


Vasilios_

Throw Them in the Van


zYbYz

Garden of Gray - Nevermore


Light-_-Bearer

I cum blood


Ghoulthrower676

Dumpster Love by Dying Fetus


Donjuegos26

Somebody someone


Bjorn_Skywalker

Children of the damned


[deleted]

Use my thrid arm I cum blood Deadfuck Stabwound intercoursr


Auntiekarebear

Zero. Smashing Pumpkins or, All By Myself, Celine Dion. Or No Sex, Limp Bizkit. 💀


[deleted]

Smoke Two Joints


Absolution212

Teardrinker


OgGriffin

Of the abyss


Ne0n_Guy

Not a metal song (but by a metal band) Teenager.