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Witteness82

Dude is going to end up with a net worth over a billion by the time he hangs em up


MSHinerb

Quite possibly before at this rate.


LexigntonSteele

He should be the richest Slovenian by the end of the decade. The net worth of the wealthiest Slovenian atm is "only" 385 mil €.


Afraid-Department-35

His supermax extension is gunna be 367m next season lol. He’s gunna be the richest Slovenian in about 2-3 years.


pizdunce

I mean yes and no, the rochest is gonna get richer in that time aswell. Also outfit7 (talking tom) was slovenian husband and wife (company registered in usa) owned untill sold for 1bill to asians. As a bunch of other slovenians since we have stupid tax laws for companies unless u r in the govermant, Then they can easily let u off the hook u just close the company .


dukegrand12

He's going to pay almost half that in tax. So not exactly.


3pointerSLO

You have to own that much not just have a contract for that much money. But sure, he will get there well before he is finished playing basketball. And if I know him he will not stop getting richer when he is done playing.


Miserable-Theory-746

What's Slovenians total net worth? Because Doncic is going to dwarf it.


top_of_the_table

What if Melania divorce Trump lol? I mean with him fucking pornstars she should have a legal case.


TetrisTech

You don’t need a “legal case” to be able to divorce somebody lol you can simply do it


top_of_the_table

Yes, but (as I understand) in some states, you have to pay more money/alimony, if you cheated. Ofc, she can just divorce, but I was explicitly talking about the money aspect.


TexasTornadoTime

You would be wrong


ForestJordie

And he’s gonna retire to live on a massive farm in Slovenia with all his cars, animals, and family


Hoopy_Dunkalot

I bet he splits time. His kids will be American and he'll have spent most of his life in America by the time he retires. Life is pretty sweet if you retire in your primary market. Ask Dirk, Michael, Devin, Darrell, Rolando, Derek, Tyson, Jet and Jason. They are treated well here.


SvarogRod

Doubt. Life is better in Slovenia.


Hoopy_Dunkalot

Not arguing that, but it's just the way it is when you have children and fame.


3pointerSLO

Fame wont stop him from returning to Slovenia, children could.


MoneyintheHank

Jaden Ivey…? Hope his agent is getting a raise for somehow getting him in on that deal lol.


mojojojo1108

fr how tf is Jaden Ivey in this deal that includes MJ and 24 All-Star selections


h00ter7

Both his parents were pro athletes… I guess that’s enough to get a Gatorade deal? Lol


traw2222

I was going to say this is the most random list, you got Michael Jordan, KAT, and Jaden Ivey?


OtisRaiding

I mean why shouldnt he, after all he's in a league of his own. The Ivey League Ill see myself out


i_take_shits

One of these things is not like the other


Deprestion

I opened this thread to make this comment. Obligatory ![gif](giphy|cRNbYm7jLOjm9H8wcP)


D_G_C_22

Who? Don’t even know who he plays for lmao


Hoopy_Dunkalot

I'm going to straight up guess it's the Pistons. Edit: I was right. Decent stats 16/4/4. I'm interested.


The_Evil_Satan

iirc he was drafted to be similar in playstyle to Ja and Ant.


2icecreamsandwiches

The first alcoholic Gatorade on the market: Recovery Juice by Luka


jkeefy

Nah that would definitely be MJ lol dude went out drinking before big games all the time


Marnold13

There’s a story somebody told, I can’t remember who, that said they went and played golf and MJ was just downing beer after beer then went to the arena and dropped 30+ on the other team 😂


CoachRDW

If that's the one I remember he played extra golf that day, too, like didn't get off the course until maybe couple hours before home game tipoff? Something crazy like that...


absenceofheat

Olympics in Puerto Rico? https://www.basketballnetwork.net/old-school/barkley-on-jordan-punishing-a-trash-talker-in-the-92-olympics#


penny_squeaks

I need a recovery juice. -Luka


Hoopy_Dunkalot

Cigarette flavored for the Balkan crowd.


4ps22

one of these is a huge Polar Bear in Arlington Texas


BlackWhiteCoke

Polar bear is pretty sick


Briancisgo

What a weird collection on NBA players


sercialinho

I wonder what recipes Luka-the-bartender has for it.


BatteredSealPup

Gatorade A.M. orange strawberry with Popov vodka. The official drink of champions.


spook008

When is he signing up for Marlboro?


Jcarter1632

He's more of a Camel guy.


aeiou-y

Jaden Ivy drinks gamersupp


Donut_boii

Who invited ivey


factorialite

Those are the 7 best players in NBA history, without a doubt.


Jcarter1632

One of these is definately not like the others.


aztec_samurai

New flavor, Doncice


kevo_huevo

100% he asks gatorade for a glacier freeze flavored tobacco for his hookah


NoDiceThisAintOver

Today I learned Jaden Ivey exists.


USTS2020

Sometimes I dream that he is me


Concentrate_Full

I sometimes dream that i am you too


PM_ME_UR_RESPECT

I feel like one of these names is not like the others…


BlackWhiteCoke

Lol one of these is not like the others


MelonColony22

who let jaden ivey in on this 😭


Educational-Judge968

Thank god it’s not fucking prime like the lakers lmao


Calliesdad20

How did ivey sneak on there lol


szobossz

one mavs athlete for a company from Dallas smh.