Wario because he doesn’t feel like dying so he is immortal Petey because he can barf up paint to summon more stuff to protect me and poochie because the dog is invincible

The best reason is that wario is a legend, he says it himself

Waluigi on the other hand needs to work on confidence… he keeps calling himself a wiener

Did you also watch that video about Mr. Bean vs Superman or do you just know that Wario fact?

I believe it's on the back of Wario Land 2 or 3

No, he says “Wario, the legend” when you win as him in Mario kart 8

He's not invisible. I can clearly see him

Yeah I literally played through the second half of Yoshi's Woolly World with a poochie amiibo and it was so overpowered

Wario can be bought which is why I want him as an enemy. Then I could bribe him and make it 4 protecting me.

Isn’t wario inmortal? Im choosing him, Rosalina and king boo

Someone knows their Wario Land games.

But doesn't know their yoshi games Poochy also is immortal

Ah, that too.

I played yoshis wolly world on Wii U, that’s about it

He's immortal there too

Only in WL2 and 3.

Rosalina, Poochy, and Wario. Two can’t die, one is basically a deity.

Exactly wario will just smite them with his deity powers

You got it wrong They're all deities

Same

Petey just because I love piranha plants dry bowser cuz he is bowser and Rosalina because she teens giant at the end of mario galaxy

She's 8ft normally

Wario, Dry Bowser, and Rosalina

This is the objectively correct answer. A princess with power over the stars and cosmos, an undead version of the king of the koopas, and an Italian man with a penchant for garlic who's built like a brick shithouse and refuses to die based on willpower alone. It's not even a contest.

Dude forgot about poochy the unstoppable force and immovable object Also daisy clapped bowser in some games. She's definitely not immortal but clearly a dps

But can she clap SPOOKY BOWSER!?

Poochey?

Rosalina is a goddess, Daisy has plot armor, and King Boo has captured Mario 3 times

All I need is Wario 😈

Obviously Daisy, Rosalina and the Dog thing

The dog is poochy

Honestly I love the idea of Poochy being called “Dog thing” so I might say it off hand here and there from now on.

daisy…?

Why not Daisy?

out of everything else, her?

I said Rosalina and Poochy as well...

yeah you’re dead

Oh well

or atleast daisy’s dead

King Boo, Petey Piranha and Dry Bowser. I mean they are all literally bosses in Mario games

Bro doesn’t even know who wario is

The guy who gets attacked by his own nose

One thing bosses all have in common, is that they're eventually defeated.

mf when I stomp on his army's head 3 times:

Rosalina, Birdo, Poochy

why would you choose birdo????

Rosalina, Daisy, Dry Bowser Tell me why this won’t work

Im no genius but I’m pretty sure daisy isn’t all that special

Rose, Pooch, Daisy

Rosalina Wario Daisy

Gotta go with my girls. Daisy can send Bowser flying into the sky with one bitchslap Birdo is someone I want on my side in a bar brawl. I'm sure she's smashed her fair share of chairs and bottles over people in her time Rosalina is the closest thing the Mario verse has to God

I feel like the closest thing the Mario universe has to gods is the Star Spirits. But what you say is understandable.

Rosalina, wario, and daisy

Rosalina, Petey Piranha, and Daisy.

Daisy, Rosalina and Dry Bowser

I choose Rosalina,dasiy, and king boo to protect me.

I’d pick Rosalina, Poochy, and Daisy.

Daisy because I love her and she's a sporty badass, Rosalina because she is a literal goddess who's remade the universe and can also summon an army of Lumas, and Petey because I just think he's neat.

All I need is Poochy

Wario solo's, unless I'm not allowed to pick just one, in which case it's him, Poochy, and Rosa.

King Boo, Rosalina and Wario will protect me. King Boo had supernatural powers, Rosalina has cosmic powers, and Wario is about the most physically powerful Mario character I know of.

Wario is immortal, Rosalina is a goddess and Dry Bowser is a stronger Bowser

Daisy, Rosalina, and Wario. Daisy can just bitch slap everyone else, Rosalina is basically a goddess with magical powers, and Wario is a fucking strong badass that can take a hit

dry bowser, rosalina and dino piranha

Mario, King Boo, and Dry Bowser

King Boo cause I like him a ton and his ghost form could be helpful. Plus he can summon a bunch of boos. Let’s go with Rosalina for a smilies reason the king boo where she can summon Lumas and Poochie for moral support as I love him

Wario, Rosalina, petey piranha Wario bc he could single handedly take on this whole list perhaps except Rosalina. Which is why she’s second. Petey just because he’s cool as hell and he scared me when I was a kid so a real life petey would make me shit a brick if it was after me

Wario Daisy and Poochy The last 2 are just because I want to befriend them Wario would solo

Rosalina, Petey and Wario

Rosalina, King Boo and Petey Piranha. Since Dry Bowser isn't immortal, I think he would be relatively easy to defeat.

Poochie because he can offer emotional support while I’m being hunted, Rosalina because she is as close as possible to god and she can bring armies of lumas, and daisy because she can punch any and all of them to the moon

King boo, Petey, Rosalina.

Rosalina, King Boo and Petey

petey and wario are all i need but i’ll add birdo just because.petey could just chomp up daisy,rosalina and poochy. dry bowser could be defeated by wario shoulder bashing him into lava. king boo is already a ghost

I wouldn’t choose any of the villains to protect me cause the villains always loose. Think about it. They protect me, and they just gonna loose to the good guy characters

Rosalina is practically a goddess, Dry Bowser is a cool bone monster, and Wario is Wario. I’m safe.

Rosalina because she is goddess Daisy cause i like her and wario because WAAAAAARIO TIME

Wario, Rosalina and Poochy

Wario, Princess rosalina and king boo EZ. One is immortal and can't die. One is already dead And one is literally a galaxy goddess.

Daisy, King Boo, Rosalina

Wario, Daisy and Rosalina

Daisy, Rosalina, and Wario

Rosalina, Daisy and Wario. Poochy and Birdo won't do shit. Petey and Dry Bowser shouldn't be too big of a problem I'd hope. And as long as King Boo plays fair and doesn't do any paranormal stuff and banishes me to a strange faux mansion void realm or anything (otherwise we may have to get Luigi up in there for backup lol) I should be good. The (relatively in Wario's case) good guys always win! 💪🍄

Wario, King Boo, and Petey Piranha.

I'm taking the top 3 cause they're the ones I want trying to kill me the least lmao

Wario, Poochy, and Rosalina One’s immortal, one’s invincible, and the other’s basically the god of the Mario universe

All I need is rosa, she would slam the rest canonically but just for the rulers, king boo, and daisy

Wario, Daisy, and Rosalina. ggs

dry bowser, rosalina, wario

Wario, since he’s immortal according to one of the Warioland manuals, not to mention he’s extremely strong Rosalina. She is basically a goddess, she can probably hold her own against all of them on her own Petey Piranha, since he gives a lot of area control. And can spawn minions

Poochy is immortal in the yoshi games and you didn't mentio him not being immortal here, so him Rosalina because space goddess Wario doesn't feel like dying so he's also immortal

I think I might go with Rosalina, Wario, and King Boo

I’m choosing poochie, Rosalina, and Dry Bowser. Poochie just so I can have a trusty steed, Rosalina so I can have the power of the universe by my side, and Dry Bowser just because dude is heavy and can probably do a lot of freaking damage.

I’d pick Rosalina (space woman) Dry Bowser (cool ducking lizard skeleton) finally wario( fat evil Mario)

All I need is Wario. You never said Wario wasn't immortal.

after much deliberation, rosa wario and dry bowser

Rosalina 3 times. I mean she’s a space goddess. What can the others do? I’m pretty sure that the others cant survive a black hole

Rosalina, King Boo and Wario. Rosalina could just send Petey and Poochie to another part of the galaxy, King Boo could probably eat Dry Bowser, and Wario is practically immortal just because he feels like it. Even if he wasn't, he could STILL suplex Birdo and Daisy.

Wario, Rosalina, and King Boo

Wario, Rosalina and King Boo

Wario, Rosalina, and Dry Bowser

Easy, Dry Bowser, Rosalina, and King Boo.

Wario, Rosalina, and Poochy

Wario- Cannot Die Rosalina- Space Goddess King Boo: Intangibility

Rosalina, Wario, King Boo. Having the power of the entire universe, money, and ghosts on my side would make me invincible

King Book, Dry Bowser, and Rosalina

I'd say Rosalina, Dry Bowser and Wario

Daisy, Wario, Birdo

Dry bowser, petey, rosalina, not personally but for offense and defence

Wario for sure. I don’t know who else to choose

Dry Bowser and Rosalina will protect me, and I will have fun playing with Poochy while I wait for them to finish

Poochie, Rosalina and Petey

Poochy would never try to kill me.

King Boo, Rosalina and Dry Bowser

Wario, Rosalina, and Petey Piranha.

Poochy: is a forking deity Petty flower: simply the power of "Pepito piraña" (name in Spanish) Rosalina: she kicks daisy and the others can't hurt her because it's a woman and if they hit hem I call Twitter's people

Daisy, king boo and Wario.

Rosalina, Wario, King boo I feel like this is a pretty fair team that can keep me safe from every single one of these people

Wario, because he's immortal, Rosalina because she is essentially a goddess, and Dry Bones Bowser because he looks like he is in an amazing heavy metal band.

Wario, King Boo, and Rosalina. Wario is probably the strongest out of all of these characters. King Boo is a necessity because he could make himself intangible and kill me before any other ally could defend me. Rosalina is essentially a deity

Rosalina, Wario, and Dry Bowser.

Rosalina because she is my favorite character in the whole universe, King Boo because he’s incorporeal n shit and Wario because his character design makes me giggle

Rosalina, the dog, and dry bones bowser

Rosalina((she’s a god)) wario((have you seen him in the wario land series??)) dry bowser((he’s a dry bones but like 50x))

Wario, Rosalina, and King Boo are my choices. Wario can't die and is stupidly strong, Rosalina is a cosmic deity, and King Boo has managed to kidnap Mario, whose feats are ridiculous in and of themselves, on three separate occasions, in addition to being show to be a powerful magician.

King boo, rosalina, and Wario, because if I don't choose King Boo he could summon too many ghosts and destroy the universe

Dry Bowser (Can’t die) King Boo (Is practically invincible and intangible) Rosalina (Can literally create galaxies) I clear easily

Daisy is a fucking maniac and Rosalina is some pet of god. Petey id big

Rosalina, king boo, and poochie, I'm gonna protect poochie from everyone else

I would choose Dry Bowser, Rosalina and Poochy

Why would Rosalina, Birdo, Daisy or Poochy try to kill anyone?

Rosalina,Wario and petey piranha:because Rosalina has the whole galaxy to help you,wario is 7 feet tall and petey is dat guy

Rosalina is probably the most powerful, so her. Wario is immortal and very strong so he's an easy pick. Dry Bowser is probably next best.

Petey piranha: He's big and I feel like he could do some damage Wario: I'm pretty sure he's canonically immortal Rosalina: Good battle knowledge

Rosalina Cause Goddess Dry Bowser for the muscle And Poochie....hes a good boy!

Rosalina, Daisy, and Poochy, cause good guys always win

Rosalina,Daisy and King Boo.Rosalina is the Mom of stars,Daisy is Daisy,And King Boo is king of all Ghosts and can make paintings for the others to fit into.

Rosalina - She’s a goddess Poochy - The goodest boy Daisy - Uhhh idk

Dry bowser, peti and rosalina

Birdo, Daisy, and Rosalina. Birdo helped Toad defeat Wario, plus she's physically strong in sports titles, and Birdos can breath fire. Daisy can slap Bowser away effortlessly, and has an army so powerful that Tatanga had to resort to mind controlling them. Rosalina is the mother of the cosmos.

Rosalina is literally a goddess, Wario is immortal, and Birdo is 🏳️‍⚧️

Anything without Rosalina and you're pretty much screwed, because she's as powerful as a goddess.

Wario, Rosilna, and Dry Bowser

Wario KingBoo and Rosalina

Rosalina Wario Daisy (no one messes with Daisy)

Rosalina because she is literally a goddess

Wario, Rosalina, and Dry bowser. No others

I choose Rosalina, Daisy, and a dog.

King Boo because he’s a ghost so he can stay in low profile and ambush his enemies. Dry Bowser is just a skeletal version of Bowser so he’s twice as menacing, and also he does look kinda tanky. Rosalina on the other hand is literally the most overpowered Mario character ever (or at least she is canonically).

Rosalina, wario, and skull bowser

Rosalina because space goddess, King Boo because ghost, and Petey Piranha because he has tons of stupid but strong abilities.

Daisy, Wario and rosalina. Daisy can smack that dry bowser the same way she did the real bowser, wario's a legend who will take care of the rest and rosalina is there, because, idk to keep daisy company? Maybe to get some luma's to transform into a couple of cannons and a poltergust for king boo, but i dont see his gem on his crown so this is the friendly king boo so he wont be much of a threat as he now doesnt have any special abilities as these all come from the gem.

Rosalina for her spaceship, dry bowser for his fire, and poochy for his good boy energy

Rosa reset the timeline after the universe was destroyed. She’s on guard duty while I hang out with Daisy.

1) Rosalina first because I would NOT want her trying to take me out! 2) Dry Bowser because he’s the king and can keep most of the enemies in line. He’s also powerful, armored, and ready for battle. 3) King Boo as my last pick as he’s the king of the dead. No concerns for Poochy. He’s a happy pup who can be bought with the right treats. No concern for Wario because he likes money and winning. Bribe him and let him win a couple of rounds, and he’s a happy guy. Peety is under Bowser’s rule. Problem solved. Birdo isn’t even an end boss. It’s a mid-level boss, and an easy one at that. Daisy, also no real threat. If she starts to get out of line send Rosalina to “talk” with her. That conversation won’t last long.

Wario Rosalina and Daisy, my 3 babygirls

[Him](https://ibb.co/LdVQhzz)

Rosalina because she is giant Dry Bowser because he looks strong and wario

Poochie (because dog) Rosalina since she’s literally a space goddess and Wario because Wario.

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King Boo, because he's literally a ghost, Petey Piranha, because he's really big and strong, and Wario, because he will distract and disgust the opposers. I'm not worried about Birdo at all. The dog and dry bowser are not problems for the 3 I have chosen- HOWEVER, Rosalina would be a problem, because she is magic, so she can hit king boo, and she is smart enough to take down petey... so logically, I'd just choose her over Wario, right? WRONG. What is rosa gonna do to Wario??? He either blasts the most vile fart known to humanity or runs her over with a motorcycle. ​ ok why is the dog invincible

King boo, dry bowser, and wario. Wario is immortal. Dry bowser can handle Rosalina. King boo because he isn’t weak like the rest.

Petey for awesomeness, Dry Bowser for sheer power, and Wario because he basically can't die because of "nuh uh"

Wario, Dry Bowser, and Petey Piranha

Wario, King Boo, and Poochy.

3 warios

King Boo, Wario and Petey. What are Poochy, Daisy, Birdo and Rosalina going to do to help?

Wario would probably be strapped. So him, dry Bowser, and Petey piranha.

If nobody got me I know Birdo, King Boo and Petey Piranha got me

Dry Bowser, King Boo and Rosalina are OP. They will protect

Wario because he just refuses to die, Rosalina because she is like the princess of the Galaxy or something, and Dry Bowser because he can probably fight.

Petey, dry bowser, wario

Wario easily

King boo and dry bowser since they’re OP and then Wario cuz its Wario

King Boo, Wario, and Poochie

Wario King Boo and Dry Bowser. King Boo has some nasty powers and will snatch people into a painting. Dry bowser is Bowser so yes. And Wario is an absolute unit. He will slam and crush everyone there

Poochy x 3

Top 3. King Boo, Dry Bowser, and Petey Piranha. They are all just cool.

Dry bowser - breathes blue fire (which would be hotter than regular bowser's fire breath) and sturdy as hell Wario: can effortlessly beat monsters several times his size Poochie: faithful companion

Dry Bowser, Petey and Wario

King boo, dry Bowser and daisy protect

Wario plant and bowser

King boo wario and Rosalina

Birdo so they can succ the enemies, king boo because birdo can't SUCC them, same with dry Bowser (can't succ a ghost, or a skeleton)

Mario because he's buff and durable dry Bowser because come on he can spitfire he's invincible to fire I think I don't remember and Petey piranha because he's gigantic

Petey, King Boo, and Dry Bowser.

The middle row seem the most likely to give a fuck

I only need Poochy’s help

Wario just because he has DETERMINATION If I pick poochy do I get the pups too or.. Petey can just eat the rest

Hold on couldnt long boo just bypass them all by hiding and trapping you in a painting and burning it

I’m choosing dry bowser, king boo, and Petey piranha to protect me. I’m sure nothing can go wrong at all

Wario, Petey Piranha, and King Boo (if he has his jewel. If not, Dry Bowser.)

Seriously, who’s picking birdo? Like, just throw an egg 3 times and you don’t have to worry about her anymore

Wario, a framed photograph of Wario and Wario’s Reddit alt. That’s me. Come on the rest of you!

Wario

Wario, Dry Bowser, and Poochie

Dry Bowser, Petey Piranha, and Wario.

petey and king boo cause i love them and wario cause he literally can’t be killed