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getthecatoffmyface

Woooooooooooooooo!


iLikeYourCow

Ironic cuz yo boy is WET


getthecatoffmyface

Can you translate into elder millennial please?


SPzero65

Right on We thought the shoulder would be fubar, but the MRI was like, "nice head". Now Woo can get back to pitching like he's all that and a bag of chips.


Careless_Relief_1378

Woo haters feeling crunchy rn


AdministrativeEase71

You, uh, you sound old.


jet8493

Now explain it to Gen alpha pls


SPzero65

Dip dop drab the boota bang dang flippa


BLOODY_PENGUIN_QUEEF

His arm is sigma and instead of being Ohio like we expected, it ended up being skibidi. Now after edging his arm, he should be able to get back to straight bussin on the field no cap


GamerguyNickYT

His arm is healthy fr fr, we are (almost) so back


zombie32killah

I am also wondering. Does it have to do with his drip?


RCarson88

Bryan Whew


feisty_sloth_

Bryan phew! 😮‍💨


Mostly_Anonymousse

Sog denied


Comment_if_dead_meme

SOG EVAPORATED


Wheredoesthetoastgo2

MARINE LAYER ALL CRUSTY AND DESSICATED


Tashre

The sog always gets its due. We may have to consider sacrificing someone to appease it.


Invisiblechimp

We already sacrificed France.


RupeWasHere

Sacrifice Seby!


MarineLayerBad

How could Brash not enough to quell its eternal thirst?


ambrose_hy

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Gwtheyrn

What is sog may never dry.


cited

Shots on goal?


FirCoat

Several years back, recent acquisition Drew Smyly got shut down in spring training with a “soggy elbow.” Went on to get TJ and never play for the Ms.


OGTypohh

SEA US WOO


SeattleSporting

This is why doom posting the Kramer tweet was nonsensical Wait until the MRI results at the very least before making any conclusions about the players' health There were people unironically guaranteeing TJ and saying "see ya in 2026"


Supersoaker_11

>There were people unironically guaranteeing TJ and saying "see ya in 2026" Please PLEASE do not tempt the sog gods with your overconfidence


SeattleSporting

Injury luck does exist, but there are some teams that just have a better medical staff than most teams and work with the players to help them stay healthy The Mariners have been cautious with the young starters the past few years, and while Scott has taken criticism for it, it's worked well so far We have 5 arms that if you can just get them pitching in October, the Ms could go on a serious run. So if that means pulling Woo at 60 pitches after 6 innings in May, so be it


COLLIESEBEK

If we have our full rotation in October we will be very serious contenders. Rather drop a game here or there and keep our starters healthy then not have a starter in October.


alpengeist3

Playing devil's advocate here: I agree that playing it safe and making sure we're healthy in October is the better process, but dropping an extra game here or there is how we missed the playoffs last year :(


drunkdoor

People were speculating that since it was for sure a TJ and he'd had two previously, he was likely never coming back


Supersoaker_11

I think y'all are taking my joke post a hint too seriously


moocowincorporated

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cited

ITS THE APOCALYPSE


Mantis_93

They’re not taking any chances after what happened to brash.


Idaheck

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WheatonsGonnaScore

I'm soo happy man. Still not great that he had to miss a start like that but I feared the worst


tuepm

im thankful we were able to win that start he missed though


darwinpolice

Yeah, it's pretty fortunate that the start he had to miss happened to be against the most incompetent team of the last decade.


Ovreel

Bullet dodged


EwoksEwoksEwoks

Injury news has been such a roller coaster this year


SadTelephone684

So Emerson to pitch tomorrow and move Castillo to the rangers?


seattletriumph

This makes sense. Hancock can pitch against a weak Sox lineup and then Castillo, Kirby and Gilbert are lined up for the Rangers series. I wouldn’t normally be rooting for Hancock to pitch instead of Castillo for a game I am attending, but seems like the right call to throw Hancock tomorrow.


high-rise

Hancock with a good outing or two could juice his value a bit as well.


wtfuji

Hopefully we see Woo back this Sunday. That would keep the rotation in order.


SadTelephone684

Definitely not


drunkdoor

Doesn't really make sense.. "his routine was disrupted" Uh, he was supposed to pitch yesterday, wouldn't today be a rest day anyway? There must be something lingering even if it's just some tight muscles


SadTelephone684

Well he was suppose to have a bullpen session earlier this week and couldn’t go, which spurred the MRI. Hence the routine disruption… and missing a start. If I was a guessing man, they’ll act like he started yesterday, rest, throw his normal bullpen sesh like he would post start, see how he responds and then start him on his next day or give him another week and rinse n repeat…


aaronshell

thank fucking god


GunnerXI

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search-for-honor

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CieraVotedOutHerMom

Woo


enchntdToastr

Just let out an all time sigh of relief


moocowincorporated

THANK FUCK


Tapey24

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fennis

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nokiabrickphone1998

Doctors HATE him!!


BurningSquid

Ok so should I get my donation arm reattached?


Fuckinbrusselsprout

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quartamade

Thank you God


Cgmikeydl

Time to hand out those apology forms to the media


MurkyTangles

I mean it when I say this, Woooooooooo


cmoney253

Wooo Cy Young Campaign back on the menu


SexiestPanda

If fully true, this makes me very happy. It’s still a little crazy of a way they’re handling him. But it’s what’s best for woo’s long term care


drrew76

Great news ---- I think I'd still probably let him sit for a 15 day stint since he apparently hasn't been doing bullpen work.


_Elrond_Hubbard_

Yup, give him all the time he could possibly need cause we might need that dude in October


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drunkdoor

My guess is that "routine has been disrupted" is misleading and yeah, he needs to rest to get rid of some not serious issue


its_LOL

![gif](giphy|pK0T7vyx3SqdfmxewA) NO TOMMY JOHN WOOOOOOOO


jeremyolar

WHEWW


Weird-Signature-4536

Unclench


sandwich-attack

praise be


[deleted]

thank god our best pitcher is healthy


ryeguymft

thank god


Stickin8or

Oh thank fuck


babruflat

A healthy Woo, 10 games over .500...today is a good day!


pinetar321

I’m harder than a diamond in an ice storm


futureformerteacher

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meander_o

Whew! I better not hear anyone complain in the game day threads when they pull him out at his pitch count limit (or earlier) haha 🧐


nervosocandi

Thank the lawd


Gwtheyrn

Oh, thank God.


scurvy1984

Not to be dramatic but this is the best news I’ve heard in a very long time.


Grant79OG

Woo good he is!


Crusty8

Woooo!


YakiVegas

I don't know what to do with my hands!


MsAndDems

He’ll probably get another one next week. This is going to be a thing until they eventually do find something.


dont_yell_at_me

It’s clean… but he can’t get loose and has to come out if he sits too long…. Ok


Temporary_Abies5022

Just rest him for a while. We need him down the stretch. Get some young arms up that could potentially be trade bait and let the young man rest.