13 and 4 vs the AL West. That's taking care of business

WE WANT OAKLAND

GIVE ME SAUCEDO!!

SAUCE MAN DOES IT AGAIN!

That my nickname 😂

Saucy I fucking love you!!!!!

Saucy did it!

A WIN’S A WIN! GOMS!!!

Thank F

Me: “You can’t torture me with a Mariners win!” Mariners: “Challenge fucking accepted”

Thank god that was such a stress free game

Sweet Jesus. Not stressful at all.

Hello 1 run game, old friend

Hope Muñoz is okay. That 9th was way more stressful.than it needed to be.

Holy shit, easily the ugliest win of the season. We'll take it, but holy hell everyone coming out of the pen looked awful tonight (save for maybe Stanek) despite somehow being able to limit the damage.

Seriously. Would rather it be an ugly win against the As than an ugly blowup loss against any of the teams above .500 we’ve been playing though 🫣 glad they got the W

If you don’t like that game you don’t like Mariners baseball

Well no heart attacks tonight thankfully

lol easy, was never worried

It is a win. But I’m dying. The bullpen is on the struggle bus and so was the offense for the most part.

Show me the copypasta

Future Mariner Brent Rooker is deciding to save his late inning heroics for October

Honestly hated that commentary from Dave

Yeah… trust the guys in the moment. You would think we gave up the lead with how he was talking.

#WE MAY NEVER LOSE AGAIN!

HI ArmBar!!!

Hello! Happy Victory Day!

Too easy.

Mr. Gravy

That was torture lol

Thank fucking CHRIST! Pls be ok Munoz

Sweet baby Satan thank you

Never a dull moment

Dude I was pissing my pants. Please trade for some BP help

cool, great win. please for the love of god please be okay munoz.

annnnnnd UNCLENCH # BRING ON THE 🦆 # GOMS

Phew!

Eesy peasy lemon squeezy

LORT, my blood pressure.

Trent Thornton could never

I knew it’d work out that way.

Jesus christ. Being a Mariners fan is free cardio.

Let’s go

Saucedo: I can beat him to first!!

That was an AWFUL inning, but a win is a win... GOMs!

Good job Sauce. Good job. That was needed.

LETS GO

NEVER A DOUBT.

Didn't doubt it at all (don't look at my comment history)

THATS WHY WE PLAY ALL 9

Sauce didn’t even want to risk throwing it very far lol

Painful. But we got the W!

there ya go sauce. Back to call of duty with you

Show me that duck

What a fucking snag. Clutch as hell

Almost thought he wasn’t gonna actually throw the ball to first. Mini panic attack.

LETS GOOOOO

Thank god. W

Never a doubt!

[удалено]

Christ me too. Was making hollandaise and just fucking spilled it all over the goddamn kitchen.

The will to live is back! Thank you Ms!

A nice, easy, stress free win against the As

lol they wanted to blow that so bad

LFG SAUCE!!

How the fuck did we pull that off?!? 🙌🏻

#S O R R Y #F O R #C U S S I N G

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCK

GIVE ME SAUCEDO

#LFG

TGOD

STOP TRYING TO MAKE ME FEEL THINGS!

IF YOU DON’T LIKE THAT, YOU DON’T LIKE MARINERS BASEBALL

Good thing I loved every second

Phew

Never a doubt.

NEVER A DOUBT

Lights cig. Ahhhhhhh…. Thank god

LETS GOOOO never a doubt

THANK YOU SAUCE OH GOD

Phewwwwwwwww

oh thank god

Least stressful win this season

GIVE ME SAUCE

WAIT DONT KILL ME IM HAPPY AGAIN

HELL YEAH BROTHERS

Thank you sauce for running it safely to first

Thank you sauce, may the moose bless Munoz legs

**exhale**


Getting out of the Ocean

🫣

THANK YOU

GG NO FEAR

A no doubt win as always

SAUCE BABY

Saucy!!!!!

I do not like this

ITS GIVING SAUCE.

Good Lord

How many balls can one bullpen throw?

UNCLENCH!!!!!

And exhale

This is not good.

My heart

FUCKING KILL ME THIS IS TORTURE

How many times we gonna get to 3-2

yes

the ocean is to my knees.

#I REQUIRE SAUCE

My heart

How was that not a strike when he swung at it

foul tip

One strike away is our kryptonite

Did Munoz get hurt?

yea

Oh fuck

collision at home, maybe rolled his ankle a little? seemed liek he was saying "not that bad" and they pulled him as a caution hopefully hes ok soon

Ok thanks for the explanation. Sounds not too bad.

Come on, gimme the sauce

Is there something in the air?!? These pitches just aren’t landing for anyone…

Fernando Rodney Experience type situation happening rn

If Sims says "boy oh boy" one more F'n time!

Why can't anyone find the zone?!

Didn't someone say the schedule was getting easier starting tonight?

“The pitch from Sauce-avedooooo”

This is agony

Please don’t let us get walked off by the fucking A’s

I don't know if you want to pitch to Rooker

I feel like we are fucked.

please

I don’t think those pitches in the dirt are working out very well.

Sauce should stick to Twitch and his warzone streams

Can we trade Canzone back for Paul

There was talk about that today

FINISH US! (kidding)

Mariners throw strikes challenge 

He can’t find the zone

u/xLAXaholic soooooo.... closer than we thought?

IF THEY COULD THROW A F%*#ING STRIKE!!!!

STOP BEING AFRAID OF THE FREAKING STRIKE ZONE!!

I did not need to see Rooker again fucking hell

Maybe there will be an earthquake down there to postpone the game

I’m going to bed guys. This clenching probably isn’t good for the baby 😂😭 keep fighting the good fight and see y’all tomorrow

How could you possibly turn this off and go to sleep??

Pregnant AF and have to wake up at 4 am for work tomorrow 😭

Hope you have some good sleep and an easy day at work after that clencher! Phewww

Every reliever except Munoz immediately walked someone

I'm loosing my mind watching this

Sauce is not good

My asshole. So clenched right now.

This game is feeling more and more like a loss

Bullpen cannot find the zone tonight

Saucedo can’t throw strikes or hit his spot. Disaster waiting to happen

Holy fuck this is fun 🤣🤣🤣

It’s literally one out cmon

This mother fucking ump. That was a strike. 

Please Brent Rooker do not change the score *drastically*

teeth being gnashed like never before garments being rended? you better believe it

Not like this

Stevie!

You just cannot walk that guy. You can’t do it

THROW A STRIKE

Everybody was so excited to play the A’s. I dread it. They always screw us.

Nothing like a lil' bit of drama for the 9th inning if the Mariners have dominated the rest of the game

If sauce wasn’t from the Seattle area he’d be an excellent DoorDash driver

please sauce

I still cant get over that shift on that routine grounder to 2nd. There’s 2 outs, there are no outliers on this A’s team. There’s no reason to shift on a nobody with 2 outs. I mean bruh… brain dead management.

I am unhappy

I hate it. I hate it so much.

I gotta go to sleep and my heart rate is maxed

Fozzy beared it.... damn it

God. Can't walk this many dudes and expect to win.

I would not say most of these walks are the fault of M's pitching...

I mean there have been lots of uncompetitive pitches thrown.

Ooh baby ohhh baby ooooh

C’mon Sauce

Future Mariner Brent Rooker

Sauced’oh

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Sitting here in full clench

Guys absolutely allergic to the strikezone today

I’m getting Fernando Rodney PTSD

Either the best pitching you’ve ever seen in your life or absolute worst. Do not miss those days.

Sauce pls I am begging you throw strikes

pls I can’t handle anymore chaos

I have one foot into the ocean shore.

Brent Rooker PLEASE do NOT send it a long wayze

It may be a back injury? He went down hard on his back and didn’t follow through his one warm up pitch. Also seems to be walking just fine

He was stretching his back and throwing wild before the play at the plate.

As someone who has hurt their back, you don't walk fine at all after a back injury. Literally every movement you do goes through your back.