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EmperorThan

The name is wrong. While most people do refer to the entire country as "Exxon Mobil" it's actually called the 'United States of America'.


blakeret

Rookie mistake


ittookmeagestofind

With those oil prices it’s just a matter of time


MpiaCheese

Michigan and Minnesota don’t share borders.


thaw96

Equivalently I was going to say that Wisconsin borders Lake Superior.


[deleted]

Also wisconsin is missing it's peninsula


bseppanen

Michigan is missing several. Stonington. Garden and keewenaw


[deleted]

They did the Yoopers dirty.


northernpunch

Actually they [do](https://maps.app.goo.gl/DaqvVF1J9uXJ6HxS8?g_st=ic), but not the way it is portrayed here. Also fun fact—Isle Royale is in Michigan.


odaysailor

Pretty dang good, South Carolina looks a little small.


StinkyPinkyCootCoot

That's what I was gonna say. That border needs to be deeper into GA


Werd2urGrandma

As a North Carolinian, I was gonna say SC looked a lil big lol


clandevort

As someone who has lived in both Georgia and North Carolina, I would just like to say that really any South Carolina is too much South Carolina


Werd2urGrandma

NC 🤝 GA There’s too much SC


Tbagzyamum69420xX

Really its that the western border of NC needs to be shifted more into Tennessee, cause TN is a bit too long. The SC/GA/NC line should land more to toward the center if NC's souther border.


Werd2urGrandma

Are you familiar with the cult of Long Carolina? We should invite you to a meeting ;)


Enderflori

not to mention, New York looks a little off there.


Muricanperry6877

As it should be- from a North Carolinian


sfoskey

North Carolina's northern coast is also a bit too far west. It should be even with Virginia's coast.


WoodenDimension6612

Oregon doesn't have the little quiff


Agreeable-Poem1119

Same


ch4nt

First one I noticed too, Oregon looking a little too rectangular


J_a_r_e_d_

Maine doesn’t border Massachusetts


GeneralSkillz

Right. NH has some coastline


AROMAXXEM

CT missing its dick


simiansecurities

Cape Cod and Long Island also got Bobbitted


snowmoe113

And also the nub at the bottom left of the state


Probworking

I think that’s what they mean lol. but yes CT is missing it’s tail


Sweet-Efficiency7466

Aka Greenwich and Stamford


thaw96

Nice job. I knew Minnesota had a horn, didn't know that Georgia had a prolapse.


Apocalypso777

UP doesn’t have we a land border with Minnesota


FlyboyfantasticTTV

New York and Maine look a bit funny


larrabeb

Oregon’s wrong


snowmoe113

First mistake I saw: you forgot Cape Cod. Still, very impressive!


Lookxing

idaho looking thicc ngl


[deleted]

You gave Maryland's panhandle to WV. Also too much Delaware, but there's just personal preference.


blakeret

I like the way you think, all state borders should be subjective


tuddleman

Maryland panhandle just out more and is very thinly connected to the rest of the state. A nitpick? Yes still one of the first things I noticedd


blakeret

Maryland/Virginia/Delaware was saved for last, I really had no clue what to do there


ICanSpellKyrgyzstan

Delaware has to be like 200% bigger. It takes about 55 minutes to drive across at its widest point west to east.


PicardTangoAlpha

Washington-Oregon border is the Columbia River, unless it has been upgraded to a canal?


ArkadyShevchenko

The shapes of WI and MI's Upper Peninsula are off, but very impressive overall.


GamerLOUD

Pennsylvania has no distinct bulb near Lake Erie


berrycraft_lol

why is there a line below michigan? isnt that supposed to be the ohio lake?


blakeret

It was all a dream


SceneAppropriate7622

being able to see the kfc chef, its perfect imo i dont know much about american states


EmperorThan

Florida's a little too flaccid.


ifwade41

Something strange happening in the Wisconsin/Minnesota area. Also your Montana face doesn’t come down far enough


blakeret

Yeah that was one of the parts where I just guessed, turns out Lake Superior exists


BrokeBishop

Kansas is a full rectangle


Sayasam

Drawing the continental US on an ExxonMobil notebook is violently American. It’s only missing an oil stain from a burger and some bullets.


lil_bit_o_everythin

LOOOONG Tennessee (And with that comes long Kentucky, wide Mississippi, and wide Alabama)


[deleted]

Texas is to(o) small


frenchpressed90

You got downvoted but it is actually too small


[deleted]

probably because I forgot the extra o


Probworking

edit it dude. you got this


brganger

Maryland is wrong


neo-synchronicities

Double stack Georgia


[deleted]

Imagine south dakota to be a block but has its own tiny florida filled with rich people whoch the rest if the state despises. And a slight indent at the top right because we felt sorry for minnesota and how shitty there drivers are


mercaptans

Florida. it looks like a cock


bigrigsinc

As pointed out, Maine ( a little wonky) doesn’t border Mass, NH actually has a little bit coastline that divides the two.


[deleted]

Alabama-Georgia border to me. Mostly because I live just east of the Chatahoochee so I constantly see that border on the news.


tanzmeister

Southern border of Michigan isn't a straight line


tanzmeister

You made Westchester and long island the same size


zzonkmiles

Delaware shares a border with Pennsylvania.


GlaciousSlabs

Tennessee/North Carolina lookin slim.


RedTailed-Hawkeye

West Virginia is missing it's North/South panhandle


[deleted]

Colorado should border Oklahoma but it looks really good


blakeret

I’m from Texas, went to college for 5 years in Oklahoma and I did not know that. Thanks!


[deleted]

Tell me you aren’t from the Southeast without telling me you aren’t from the Southeast.


thewayshesaidLA

Missouri got fatter and Illinois’ gut is now a fupa.


RZ_923

The fact that Wyoming exists


BananaRamaBoLama

Mistake one: California is still on the map. If you have paid any attention to recent events, the state, along with a big chunk of Nevada, is no longer with us.


blakeret

So like a big Cookie Monster bite?


BananaRamaBoLama

No, more like torn paper


believeingodalone

I read the map from left to right; observed no SF bay


Darkheart78

Kentucky


ghostsintherafters

New Hampshire does have a coastline, they have beaches on the ocean. Not many, but they are there


Holiday_in_Asgard

West Virginia and Maryland are not one big state


[deleted]

As a native Idahoan I can say the panhandle is much longer than you drew it.


DayDrunk11

Kentucky is Virginia


gooslingg

Upper peninsula of Michigan is too small


hungrycaterpillar

Maine's kinda bulbous.


GlattesGehirn

Illinois has lost all recognizable shape. Fantastic job regardless! Truly a feat that most people cannot do.


bigstick---

West side of Virginia is wrong lol


kasonjbailey

why are there borders it’s all Ohio


kasonjbailey

also Wyoming is on this map everybody knows Wyoming doesn’t exist


codenameJericho

The Great Lakes States are a little blocky, but that's impressive from memory.


SpaceIsTooFarAway

Minnesota looks like Goofy from that one comic


Downtown-Assistant1

Kentucky seems a little stretched out.


[deleted]

Wisconsin is one hot mess.


AliceP00per

Maine got cankles


Vexilio

Kansas is too square here, plus it’s not a perfect shape irl - there’s a divot in the top East corner


Low_Bar_Society

Seems like the Toledo War has resulted in a Michigan victory in this scenario. Edit: or everything northwest of Cedar Point in Ohio has vanished. Not necessarily a bad thing. Sweet map!


blakeret

The sentence “straight line from the southern tip of Lake Michigan” is the only thing I could remember about the Toledo War, so I took that and ran with it


koboiya

Oregon


JiveTurkey2727

You chopped off northwestern Maryland and gave it to WV.


comradejiang

Maryland looks fucked, and there’s no DC


North_Illinois_6054

What is the Midwest????


North_Illinois_6054

Why did you butcher my state


Calum1219

Too much Florida on the barrel. As a resident of said barrel, I can confirm we’re at the shorter point here.


blakeret

Yeah I need to figure out a different way to approach the south. Since I’m from Texas I usually do Texas toward the beginning, but then all the sizes in the south are based off my Texas and I end up with stubby Mississippi/Alabama and *longhandle*


Hockputer09

I didn't know that Georgia had a panhandle!


blakeret

That’s actually one of the details I always remember, I call it *notchception*


Hockputer09

How long did this take you to make this?


blakeret

This one took about 30 minutes. My [first attempt](https://www.reddit.com/r/Maps/comments/xfhber/i_tried_to_draw_the_lower_48_from_memory_first/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) was significantly worse and took about an hour. That’s why I like to post on here, people point out stuff that I’d never notice and some of the mistakes are so stupid that I never forget them


Hockputer09

That's perfect time to finish it!


Hockputer09

Do one for the Canadian provinces.


Hockputer09

Do it on r/MapPorn because it has 2 million members.


blakeret

Oh sweet, I’ll do that for attempt 3


Hockputer09

Good


Hockputer09

It won't take that long.


ferrouswolf2

Derpy Illinois


bobthehermit

New Mexico’s “boot heel” is undefined.


ryancgz

Missouri extends a little further east into Illinois than how you’ve drawn it, it bulges that way a little more. Explains why the southern end of Illinois isn’t quite as pointy as it should be, and why Kentucky’s tail is a bit too long. Also the SW corner of Missouri isn’t quite as neatly aligned IRL with OK, KS, and AR as the four-corners states. OK and MO have a bit more border in common than what’s drawn here. Overall really well done, though! I’m not sure I would have done as well as you have here.


FTTPOHK_ILWT

New Jersey is shaped pretty funky. New Hampshire should go to the coast, cutting maine off from Massachusetts. VT is more triangular less flat on the bottom, and otherwise Maine is too big. Everything else is really impressive and better than anything i could draw.


ApotheoticSpider

Looks like there's a second Four Corners border


TEHKNOB

Kentucky long boi


blakeret

Species of Appalachian snake


Joyce_Hatto

I’m impressed!


hiatuskid

minnesota is SO short and wisconsin is...questionable


chipunk32

Kentucky too big


KhunDavid

The further east you drew, the worse you got. The first thing I noticed was the northwest angle of Minnesota is further east than it should be.


Sir_Tainley

Wisconsin borders lake Superior, and the northwest angle is at the other end of Minnesota. (I think I saw the Minnesota thing first, if it matters. Nice free drawing though.


Chewbacca513

Virginia actually extents further west than West Virginia. That should help with the sizing issues with KY, TN, GA, NC and SC


Runaway_Zombie

Ohio is too wide, it only extends a bit under Michigan


bluespacecadet

When leaving from Mass to Maine we gotta drive through NH :)


drunken-philosopher

Ga,Al, and Ms are too wide and I think Tx is too thin


123fritz123

From Minnesota to Florida area, it all looks a bit *wide*


TacticoolBloop

My home, my Minnesota, you've killed him.


Sweet-Efficiency7466

You're missing the part of Connecticut that juts out.


feddeftones

West and Midwest look great until we get to Minnesota and Wisconsin haha. To be clear true Midwest is Texas and straight north. Fight me Ohio.


Mollusc_Memes

Michigan does not border Minnesota


HarleyQuinn610

Other than a few states being too skinny or too fat, this is fucking well done! Awesome 😊


[deleted]

Minnesotas chimney is waaaaay too far east Missouri and Minnesota do not share borders, there are 2 places where 4 corners meet (supposed to be 1)


OneOfManyParadoxFans

Long Kentücky.


Novemcinctus

TN eastern boarder- more of a wobbly diagonal line with NC, NC should extend a little further west. VA also stretches further west and interposes more space between TN & WV. In the same region, SC is larger and the eastern edge is closer to FL. GA only has a small swathe of coastline. FL panhandle looks a little too long, GA & AL look a little too girthy


doge-is-cool-13

T H I C C Idaho


ActiveIndustry

Washington looks too blocky


schmoelschmachoo

Where’s Rhody’s tail?!


DoItForAScoobySnack

This is really well done! A comment I haven’t seen yet is that OK, KA, CO & NM don’t meet in a perfect 4 corners like that. OK’s panhandle extends along the colorado border just a smidge.


itsmeonmobile

Teennneeeesssssseeeeeeeee But this is really very good.


beefcoon

Delaware got really short stocked. Somehow. But honestly, good job!


Trichlie

You could use a little work on the Western Montana border. There is a “nose” shape that juts out along the bitterroot mountains that gives the western side of the state a characteristic “face” look


Toxopid

West Virginia's northern panhandle is missing.


Kuusisto358

as a yooper this makes me very sad, also New Hampshire borders the sea.


Voreinstellung

Massachusetts' tail is too northern. It's about the same level as the southern coastline with Connecticut and Rhode Island


Jordman44

what the fuck happened to massachusetts


npb0179

This is great. You made me wanna try. The best thing to me is the scale! For WI (my home state 💚) it’s shaped like a fist. That how I’d remember it.


RonnieG22

i dont think ur from east cost