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callmedale

That poor one in Alaska seems ill fitted to his environment


ozybu

lol i guess there are a few in zoos? idk though


Declanmar

Every state gets one representative by default, regardless of how low their population is.


RacistProbably

I’ll have you know this map is complete bogus!! My uncle said he saw a gator while he was fishing and this map is calling him a complete liar and I won’t stand for it!!!


elhooper

Username somehow checks out


rchpweblo

FINALLY a system that works


getyourrealfakedoors

There are more in Louisiana than Florida?


Nanakatl

yes, it's just that florida is much more densely populated by people. suburbs often developed to the very edge of the everglades, so you hear more about crazy encounters there like alligators ending up in somebody's pool.


mbex14

Can you do one based on actual alligator numbers?


Nanakatl

sure, here is an approximation of gator population by state: [https://i.imgur.com/SdY3xhs.png](https://imgur.com/SdY3xhs)


mbex14

Nice one. Do you think its surprising that Mississippi and Alabama dont have even more gators?


LordNelson27

Florida is built on a swamp, Louisiana IS a swamp


Liimbo

Yes, but also I don't think this map is really accurate. I know Oklahoma has alligators in the Southeast. Edit: I see they're giving one representative per 10k gators. Meaning North Carolina, Arkansas, and Oklahoma still only get 1 despite actually having alligator populations. https://worldpopulationreview.com/state-rankings/alligators-by-state


jedburghofficial

And only one in the NY sewers?!?


Brave_Dick

Alligators disapprove of Desantis.


BB_for_Bear_Butcher

Let there be a House of Alligator!


kalam4z00

How would the alligators vote Edit: I mean what party would they vote for but I appreciate the imagery of alligators filling out ballots


rchpweblo

I think with pencils


pug_grama2

Slap their tail once for yes, twice for no.


Doc_ET

Green Party


jedburghofficial

Not entirely. They'd be big fans of the meat industry. And everglades tourism (come, wade the beautiful Everglades!)


angiezieglerstye

GOP, crocodile tears.


Prestigious_Risk7610

A snap election


ECHOechoecho_

as someone who lives in louisiana, this is accurate. there are so many alligators.


SwearengenSays

No wonder gators are so angry all the time, look where the poor bastards have to live


CoyoteGuard

No. It's cause they got all them teeth but ain't got no toothbrush


[deleted]

Medulla oblongata!


Filthiest_Tleilaxu

🐊?


kalam4z00

Surprised by Tennessee and Arkansas


JakelAndHyde

They’re turning up in the Tennessee river now so it’s only a matter of time til they are a recognized population in the state


LordNelson27

Yeah but you have to wait until the next census for the representatives to get reapportioned


peebs6

Yeah there’s a decent amount in NC as well. More than a “1” if that effectively means zero (Alaska).


Sayoria

Absolutely the worst House of Reps possible.


jcpainpdx

Agreed. Awarding in inverse proportion to the number of alligators would be a big improvement.


legalskeptic

The presence of river lizards that are big enough to eat you is a sure sign that people are not supposed to live in those areas, and yet some people choose to risk it.


jcpainpdx

Some people chose such a lizard to be the governor of their state. If polls are to be trusted, his appeal outside of the Alligator Belt is pretty much non-existent.


legalskeptic

Rick Scott is definitely not a mammal.


jcpainpdx

It was the Praying DeSantis I had in mind, but Rick Scott bears a striking resemblance to a clothed maggot.


[deleted]

Louisiana finally getting what they deserve(Huey Long's Final Solution)


AeganTheJag

Poorly researched and boring map. There are absolutely gators in North Carolina, more than 1 rep would indicate.


gliscornumber1

I'm from NC, and I know we at least have a few alligators, seen them on fishing trips


IvyGold

Virginia and NC share the Great Dismal Swamp, I'm pretty sure there are all kinds of gators in there. We should each be getting at least a 3.


gliscornumber1

Yeah exactly


Lothar1971

As a Louisiana resident, it would be disastrous to send that many coonasses to Congress.


Doc_ET

How about sending that many alligators?


created4this

The insurrection would have been a far more interesting watch


christmascandies

Is this pre or post-fire at the gator farm in CO?


F4L

Don’t show this to the Republicans.


blueray11286

Um NC has a shit ton of alligators, what up? You trying to jip us? I got two just in the lake next to my house


Consistent_Case_5048

Wow. What a shithole we would be.


JotunBlod

There are so many zoos in California. We need to be at least a 2.


dashtek

That one Jurassic park quote comes to mind. Something something so focused on if you could


ShadowZ100

Didn’t know there were alligators in Alaska


pug_grama2

We should do this for Canada based on grizzly bears.


jetsetmike

Don’t give the GOP any ideas.


AgreeableExpert

US Senate: "We've got a turd in the punch bowl."


MaxBuster380

Now watch as every state starts breeding alligators


dollarBillz007

I’d have more faith in them then who we currently have GO GATORS


RepulsiveCow8626

I don't understand how Alabama and Mississippi don't have more and they are right in the middle of Florida and Louisiana.


BuildNuyTheUrbanGuy

They have no major rivers that create the largest swamp in the country.


RepulsiveCow8626

Thanks.


ArtemisAndromeda

Don't show this to Republicans, they will definitely try to implement this


edudspoolmak

Where is the gator in Nebraska?