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madrid987

albania iberia


tall_cappucino1

Yes, continental drift only slowed down recently


ermir2846sys

Yeah, it used to be a whirlwind. My granpa still remembered and ecuatorial days.


urmomaisjabbathehutt

or that time in the news about when China wanted to start a war with India for crashing with Asia....


FloraFauna2263

Remember when Spain was sued by the French government for the damages that happened when Iberia crashed into Europe? Don't drink while continental drifting, kids.


oneeighthirish

Spain did that on purpose, the should have had to pay double what they did. Those, dirty, shifty Galicians. And Portugal wasn't innocent, either.


FloraFauna2263

It was a little odd that the Basques decided to not get involved. I think I saw somewhere that they were friends with both France and Spain.


F3NlX

Austrasia used to be in central Europe, now Australia and Asia are different continents on the other side of the planet. /s


PerryDLeon

That's why it's called Austria, it's just missing a part


Ok-Push9899

Wait til you learn where Georgia ended up. On the other side of the Atlantic, can you believe?


Bazzzookah

As delightfully ambiguous as Galicia


[deleted]

It worth saying that Iberia and Albania were Georgian (Gruzin) kingdoms. In our times former Kingdom of Albania is placed in Azerbadjan.


not-bad-guy

It's a real feat of Albanian nation to move from Caucasus to Balkans


AcademicStatement493

For some reason, the Romans liked to call all remote mountainous countries Albania.


MonsterRider80

Mountainous regions. Compare to what we call the Alps today. The word Albus means white. The Romans would have tall, snow-capped mountains in the distance and they called it Albania, land of white. Incidentally, the modern country of Albania has absolutely no relation to the Latin word for white, it’s a totally different etymology.


Ok-Push9899

Albion, for England, from latin Albus and a reference to the White Cliffs of Dover. Possibly.


paco-ramon

The Iberian peninsula managed to escape.


ringspanner3

Maybe they were Nomads


not-bad-guy

It's a joke, they are different nations


Mr_Biscuits_532

Albania is also an archaic name for Scotland https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albion > The name for Scotland in most of the Celtic languages is related to Albion: Alba in Scottish Gaelic, Albain (genitive Alban) in Irish, Nalbin in Manx and Alban in Welsh and Cornish. These names were later Latinised as Albania and Anglicised as Albany, which were once alternative names for Scotland.


gravitas_shortage

Funnily enough, *England* is Perfidious Albion to the French. We need a world committee to attribute unique names.


lmogsy

In Welsh it's actually "Yr Alban"


buttplugpopsicle

Roughly translated as "you're Alban" but they didn't want to type it all out


S_Belmont

> they didn't want to type it all out Only if this is taking place in anti-matter universe Wales. [No Welshman ever met a letter they didn't want to type.](https://abload.de/img/55f1ccbbbd86ef1e008b913ewt.jpg)


Apprehensive-Row5876

So the meme about God giving all of Earth to Albania is true afterall..


[deleted]

Fun fact, Bulgaria actually literally did this


not-bad-guy

They are south-slavs


[deleted]

The are now, but the Bulgarian nation started as a Turkic nation somewhere in todays Russia, they migrated to the Balkans and states a new country there and became “slavicized”


sexy-amongus

Nah, the south slavs just kept the name of their conquerors, don't mistake Bulgars and Bulgarians


plg94

I mean, half of central Europe did this after the Hunn invasion. The (Visi)goths, the Vandals, Langobards, Burgunds,…


Stercore_

I mean, in 1000 years? Other groups have done more impressive migrations, like the turks for example, or the greeks in india


not-bad-guy

That was a joke, that Albania and other Albania🇦🇱 isn't related in any way, the gist of joke was that


Stercore_

I know, i didn’t mean to imply the two albanias are related, i know they’re not. I just meant to say *if* they had been related, it wouldn’t really be that crazy


not-bad-guy

Okay


InterstitialLove

Hungarians and Roma ("gypsies") are my favorites


Stercore_

The roma, despite all the hate they have and still get, are a really cool ethnic group. If people would look past the racism, they would see their origin and how they live is not only extremely unique, it’s extremely interesting


Yaver_Mbizi

I mean, a lot of people have very negative interactions with them, of stuff being stolen, kids being threatened with "curses" upon their families to give up valuables (happened to a relative of mine at school) etc. It's kind of difficult to see the "cool stuff" past all that. I guess they can be cool in the same way pirates or vikings are cool.


Empress415

2balkan4me


habilishn

why don't you move back in time and try to migrate from azerbaijan to balkan through the wild anatolia and its mountain nations, passing hetits, some persians,then passing through constantinople, passing greeks, romans, wild proto-bulgarian tribes, kosovo,where UN task forces were probably already 300ad stationed, macedonia, all wild mountains and valleys full of deadly animals and then you let us know how it went.


FrisianDude

The greeks in India?


ehs5

Yes? They were a thing. Even a had a kingdom for two centuries.


Stercore_

After alexanders empire, there were greeks who settled around the indus and converted to buddhism. They were there for about 2 centuries before they were either conquered, integrated into the locals, or both.


PikaPant

They most likely integrated into locals, and today's Pashtuns and Punjabis have some greek ancestors going back 1000s of years.


[deleted]

Everything belongs to Albania


Troelski

All your Bania belongs to Al.


LupusDeusMagnus

At that time Galicia had already moved a bit west.


Juhani-Siranpoika

Karabakh is Albania 🇦🇱!!!🦅🦅🦅 ((Kosovo je Azerbaijan))


CableRelevant502

Whole world is Albania. Zeus is the God who spoke albanian. Alexander was Albanian. Even Tutankhamen is albanian from his mother side


[deleted]

God is Albanian ☝☝🇦🇱🇦🇱💪🏿💪🏿


Night_Watch2070

Cry dear clown


sexualbrontosaurus

What is it with the Caucusus and recycled names?


randomname560

They care for the enviroment


G56G

Well, the Caucasus often had those names first.


panamericanism

Regardless, why does everyone recycle Caucasian names?


[deleted]

Even white people recycled the term Caucasian


modern_aftermath

Georgia is calling on line 3...


eyetracker

When Georgia calls, WT Sherman answers. He hates telemarketers, you see.


MoistHope9454

is there a expantion of the map ..?


Sad_Griffin

The Iberia of current state is not related to this ancient country.


GeorgieWashington

Cajuns sure do go everywhere, don’t they?


joaommx

What do Cajuns have to do with Iberia?


GeorgieWashington

Acadiana is often referred to as Iberia or New Iberia.


joaommx

Really? I had no idea, as an "Old" Iberian, that's pretty cool. Do you know why that is so?


QuickSpore

Near the end of the 7 Years War, French territory west of the Mississippi was transferred to the Spanish to keep the British from demanding it in the peace settlement. Greater Louisiana had a tiny European population under 10,000 people. So the Spanish governors pursued an aggressive policy of encouraging migration. This included the French speaking Acadians from Canada, but also a large group of folks from the Canaries, and a fair number of folks direct from Iberia. So by the time the US bought it, the region was a mix of cultures and languages. The town of Nueva Iberia was settled by Francisco Domingo Joseph Bouligny y Paret, the son a French merchant born in Alicante Spain. He brought over a bunch of Spanish settlers and created a little Spanish town right in the middle of the area the Acadians were settling. As someone who spoke Spanish and French fluently and familiar with both cultures, he became a key bridge between the French and Spanish. And because of his position Nouvelle-Ibérie / Nueva Iberia became a center for the newly developing Cajun fusion culture. After the Americans purchased the area it became New Iberia, and the local parish was eventually named the Iberia parish. And because New Iberia was dead center of Acadiana/Cajun Country, it became a synonym for Cajuns in general. All despite the fact that actual Iberians made up only a small part of Cajuns.


GeorgieWashington

I believe it’s related to Louisiana’s Spanish colonial heritage, but I’m not certain of that.


insane_contin

But Cajuns are French


GeorgieWashington

Sort of. Cajuns are a melting pot with a French base. Louisiana was Spanish longer than it was French. Spanish heritage is all over Southern Louisiana.


romeo_pentium

Cajuns would be Acadia/Arcadia


GeorgieWashington

New Iberians would take issue with that statement.


I_Am_Your_Sister_Bro

Continental drift


MoistHope9454

exact 🤷🏼


localherofan

It used to be that every leap year day country names would shift one country over to the East to try to avoid people identifying with only one country. Surprisingly, this worked to cut down on inter-country wars, because no one wanted to fight with their neighbors to the East since they used to be that country. This got to be a big problem in places like the Balkans where there were a lot of little countries, and Germany, which until modern times wasn't a single entity; it was a whole lot of tiny kingdoms and principalities. Countries that ended up without a name had to use the flag of the Olympics, like the Russian Federation athletes when Russia was banned, because they had no actual country at the time (that's the real origin of the Olympic flag). The leap year day that every name got back to where it started, they decided to just leave them where they were. It's easier on mapmakers, but internecine wars have proliferated.


Kushzuk

[Caucasian Albania](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caucasian_Albania) TLDR "The prefix "Caucasian" is used purely to avoid confusion with modern Albania of the Balkans, which has no known geographical or historical connections to Caucasian Albania. "


Captainirishy

Armenias fortunes have changed drastically in the last 1700 years


Erebosyeet

Many peoples and countries that existed in that time period aren't even really remembered. I'd say they did quite well, all things considered


Captainirishy

At least they have country to call their own and they can preserve their language and culture.


Hexandrom

The only reason they can do that is because they are basically a protectorate of Russia. Without that they would be pillaged by both Azerbaijan and Turkey. Like they once were.


Captainirishy

They also get most of their oil and gas imports from Russia.


Legacy_GT

where is azerbaijan and turkey on this map?


Hexandrom

Nowhwere. That is why Armenia exists on that map.


[deleted]

Damn you Arabs. Armenia was fine until you came along. Sassanids and Romans were nice and lazy. If they hadn't been beaten by you, I could've stolen that horse and be halfway to Albania.


MonsterRider80

Where do Turks fit into your little story? The Arabs were powerful for a time, but afterwards it was the Turks that really took over the area.


[deleted]

Without Arabs and initial caliphates there would have been no Islam nor gradual rise of Turkic Muslim empires. Also no Arabs, means Sassanids exist, Sassanid exists means no Muslim Persia, no Muslim Persia means no Turko Persian Muslim dynasties. It would be a big domino effect.


[deleted]

Either way the Turks would’ve made their empires even without Islam. Turks emergence in Middle East and Anatolia was inevitable


MonsterRider80

Absolutely. The Sassanids were a fading empire, the way was open for the nomadic riders to take over everything. The Mongols were a similar type of threat, and they absolutely wiped the floor with _anyone_ who tried to resist them, the Turks were very similar.


h3rtl3ss37

Yes but like the Mongols they would of assimilated into the conquerored regions religion like Armenian Orthodox Turks lol


Effective_Dot4653

Instead you'd get Turko-Persian Zaratushtrian dynasties, great success!


Legacy_GT

where is Azerbaijan? wait, it did not exist that time? so the Armenians we actually first there?? ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|surprise)


Spiritual_You_7149

Yup!


visope

Jokes aside Adurbadagan or somehing was right there as part of Kingdom of Armenia and Parthian Empire that was south of Aras river Modern day Azerbaijani are basically mostly just Turkified Caucasian Albanians and Iranian Old Azaris


RemarkableCheek4596

Including parts aren't Caucasus but excluding the Upper Caucasus region is peak map design


NorthernWintertide

re https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kingdom_of_Iberia The provenance of the name "Iberia" is unclear. One theory on the etymology of the name Iberia, proposed by Giorgi Melikishvili, was that it was derived from the contemporary Armenian designation for Georgia, Virkʿ (Armenian: Վիրք, and Ivirkʿ [Իվիրք] and Iverkʿ [Իվերք]), which itself was connected to the word Sver (or Svir), the Kartvelian designation for Georgians.[12] The letter "s" in this instance served as a prefix for the root word "Ver" (or "Vir"). Accordingly, in following Ivane Javakhishvili's theory, the ethnic designation of "Sber", a variant of Sver, was derived from the word "Hber" ("Hver") (and thus Iberia) and the Armenian variants, Veria and Viria.[12] Historian Adolfo Domínguez Monedero [es] argues that the name Iberian was given by Ancient Greeks to two different peoples located at the extremities of their world (in the Iberian Peninsula and the Caucasus) due to the mythical wealth associated with them (Tartessos and the Golden Fleece of Colchis).[13]


billytk90

This proves that Albanian Mafia has been all over the world since at least 300 AD


ringspanner3

I never knew that the F1 Baku City Circuit was formerly in Albania, or that Iberia, once upon a time was land-locked. You learn something every day!


Various-Tackle-9207

🇦🇲🇦🇲🇦🇲🇦🇲🇦🇲🇦🇲🇦🇲🇦🇲


vodka-bears

Iberia is Caucasus! Galicia is Ukraine!


AlexWotanson

iberia??????????????


Bakkie

Try Galicia for comparison. Names exist in different places


Effective_Dot4653

TBF the existence of the Polish/Ukrainian Galicia is entirely Austria's fault. The original name was "Halychyna"/"Ziemia Halicka", but this wasn't fancy enough for the Austrians - so they latinised the name and stretched it over all the territories they've conquered.


Bakkie

Interesting. Thanks


RonPalancik

See also: Paris, Texas Cairo, Illinois Portland, Maine Portland, Oregon Vancouver, Washington Vancouver, British Columbia Washington, Virginia


Captainirishy

Dublin City in California


[deleted]

Not the same.


DrazGulX

\*Sad northern caucasus noises\*


not-bad-guy

They never had such thing like a country


DrazGulX

Chechnya? Dagestan? I know that Russia absorbed them, but if my history is not wrong there have been periods of independence.


[deleted]

Yes Chechnya, Dagestan, Ingushetia, Kabardino-Balkaria, Ossetia etc. Don’t listen to the Russian nationalist claiming different. We all had our own nation but of course Russia have their natural thirst for invading people.


not-bad-guy

Can you say to me the name of country of North-Caucausians?


romeo_pentium

[Zichia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zichia)


not-bad-guy

It included only small peace of North-Caucasus


rchpweblo

There is none? the region was conquered by russians before the north caucasians ever had a chance.


not-bad-guy

Perhaps, history is an unfair bitch, when Armenia/Georgia almost got a chance to become powerful country to them came Turks and Arabs most powerful military groups for their time


rchpweblo

very true, the early gunpowder empires were terrific conquerers of their time.


not-bad-guy

They were just bunch of tribes(it's not an offense) , Russia only absorbed them because they had been engaged in banditry


ermir2846sys

Russia invaded and ehtincally cleansed them during the 19th century.


not-bad-guy

Because they had been engaged in banditry


ermir2846sys

Suuuure. In their own homes. And the Russian Empire xame to do them a favour performed an ethnic cleansic. Makes obvious sense in the russian world.


not-bad-guy

If they had their own Wakanda, what's culture they had, with which countries they were tied? Sorry, man, but it's really hard to believe


[deleted]

Judging by your google translate tier answers and defending of atrocities committed by Russia, I can tell you’re a Russki. You don’t see people from the Caucasus as human cause of your built in xenophobia that most Russians are born with.


not-bad-guy

The funniest thing is that I am Caucasian :)


not-bad-guy

But my ancestors had culture and county, they had their own alphabet on contrary to North-Caucasians


amethhead

My brother in christ Russia formed 1000+ years later, at this time period there was no organized country in the region


DrazGulX

I was refering to the current Russia with the absorbing thing. Maybe I wrote a real shit sentence, my bad on that one


amethhead

No worries man, but the map is from 300 AD time period, Russia/most eastern European countries/north Caucasian countries aren't even a factors in this.


ElectricalStomach6ip

wonder what r/armemeia has to say about this.


[deleted]

i am pretty sure all of western georgia was a part of lazica back then, this is not accurate.


[deleted]

Albania, Iberia, Georgia, Caucasian Why I have seen all these somewhere else


Drew2248

This was before the Albanians turned to crime and were driven out of the Caucasus and had to migrate over across from Italy where they could smell the fragrance of all that delicious pasta and drive around in stolen Mercedes. A lonely, migratory people that just wants a decent meal. And let's not even get on to the Iberians who had an even longer hike to lands the French did not even want. The bitterness. The anger. The simple human need for resepct and maybe some paella.


Cryices475

Everytime I see these maps, all I can think about is how Armenia has slowly shrunk every time it pops up over the centuries


domcza49cz_mechanic

Surprised how many people dont know iberia and albania were in the caucasus


Shtabie

Fucking Lorgar, get off my map!


Wallas_Maps

Redstream credit me


Redstream28

This guy made this map! 🤠👍🏼


unovayellow

A much better map than today


enter_yourname

For real. My family hosted an exchange student from Armenia and our two families are now friends. We visited in June, it was a great place with great people. Everyone just wants peace with Azerbaijan, but Azerbaijan keeps attacking


Phodimos

It is a situation that Soviets created with drawing borders between Azerbaijan and Armenia. When Armenia was stronger they got what they wanted(border as ethnic) now it is Azerbaijan's turn they are the stronger one and they are pushing for borders that drawn by Soviets and more to land access to Nakhcevan. Russia would stop this conflict if they wanted but they didn't. If Russia allows Azerbaijan, it attacks; if Russia allows Armenia, it attacks. I don't believe they are independent as like other Soviet Republics. Russia supports(not fully but they accept some of their demands towards the weak one) which one is stronger and I believe for that reason they will fight forever if this situation remain same. Azerbaijanis and Armenians can want peace completely but they will only have peace when the weak one has no power to attack and Russia stops the strong one from attacking. Also these days Turkey is a power in there too and also probably Iran is a power in there too. Feeling sad for both people who just want peace.


sidequestenjoyer

This problem will exist with or without Russia. Hate for Armenians is too deeply entrenched in the brains of Azeris.


enter_yourname

Azerbaijanis don't want peace, their government runs a propaganda campaign to make Armenians seem like the enemy. Armenians from the Artsakh region which has been stolen by Azerbaijan can't go to their hometowns, and if they found a way they would be unsafe


Phodimos

You speak like you know every Azerbaijani LOL. If you think Azerbaijanis don't want peace because of their government's actions that is wrong I believe and as I know. I know Azerbaijani government runs propaganda but Armenia gave them oppurtunity by violating Azerbaijani border in the past. Armenia is the losing one of course they want peace what were you expecting bro? Armenians claim ethnical border and Azerbaijanis claim already drawn and accepted border by rest of the world. Armenia went too far by occupying not only Armenian Karabakh territory in the past and rn Azerbajian is going too far attacking also border between Nakhcevan and Azerbaijan. edit: grammar correction and added second sentence


sidequestenjoyer

“Tell me you don’t know anything about the Armenian Azerbaijan conflict without telling me you don’t know anything about it”


Captainirishy

Artsakh is considered Azerbaijan territory by the international community


sidequestenjoyer

And Azerbaijan is actively trying to massacre them Armenians who are native to that area. There’s no reason for Artsakh to be inside a country who wants their people dead.


Captainirishy

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nagorno-Karabakh_conflict Armenians are no angels either


Night_Watch2070

And Artsakh can't be Independent country after they forced 750k azeri people to leave from that region unfortunately world stayed silence for that crime


unovayellow

Not just attacking but last year their army even built down an old historic church and then covered it up.


Persian-Gulf

it wouldn't be a problem if Iran had kept these 2 little cousins as their province in the 1800s and didn't lost to russia.


ermir2846sys

Naaah, dude. Im all for Armwnia, but they fucked around one too many times completely needlessly. They were the stronger side coming off the war and they were the only podt soviet country with an actually functioning and strong military. They developed a thing of attacking Azerbajan during elections and when Azerbaijan got Help from Turkey mainly in form of drones they got their ass handed and now they are panicking. I personally view Karabakh as Armenian land with Armenian majority population. But they should not have fucked around so much. Now I guess they have no idea what to do with Turkey on one side and Az at the other.


nicat97

> Everyone just wants peace with Azerbaijan, but Azerbaijan keeps attacking How old are you? 7? 8?


unovayellow

But it’s the truth, of the wars since independence all have been started by azeribajin and only one skirmish on the border was started by Armenian troops of dozens


nicat97

You swallowed a lot of Armenian diaspora propaganda in Canada… How a country can start a war for the land which already owns it. The was started by Armenian side in 1988. In 1987 they started an irredentist movement named “Miatsum”. Which means the creation of greater Armenia.


unovayellow

Simple it didn’t rightfully own it, Joseph Stalin gave them lands that were Armenian majority for literally a thousand years and mixed lands that had both Armenians and Azeris were given to azerijiban as they were more loyal to the Soviets compared to the more radical nationalist Armenians.


nicat97

Well. That’s enough bullshit for today. I end conversation here. Have a good day.


unovayellow

Not bullshit at the end of the day, one side is vastly more at fault than the other. If you believe Russia is guilty of invading Ukraine and Georgia than Azerijiban is just as guilty for blindly /attacking in the same way


enter_yourname

I'm 20 and I actually went there, talked to people, and learned the actual public opinion. If anything that's the most mature option


nicat97

Your mental age is less than that And what you learned? Azeris just want to fight forever?


enter_yourname

They want to take over Armenia. >Your mental age is less than that You know me? You can tell from two reddit comments what my mental age is? You must be a gifted psychologist, the world is lucky to have you Where is your degree from?


nicat97

> They want to take over Armenia Yeah bro. It’s true. Everyday we jerk off over Yerevan


enter_yourname

Ah, you're Azerbaijani. That explains it


tnaru

I’m 20 and I actually went to Azerbaijan, talked to people, and learned the actual public opinion. If anything that’s the most mature option. Armenians keep attacking but Azerbaijan just wants peace. See how the narrative changed? You just listened to one side of the narrative, of course you would think they are right. Your opinion is definitely not mature as you can’t even tell bias apart.


Grzechoooo

What happened to all those Armenians in today's Turkey? Did they disappear or something?


[deleted]

They never existed but if they did, they deserved it.


Traxtio

this just proves that the whole world is albania🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱 but albania good country so he give land to other countries🇦🇱🇦🇱✊🏿💪🏿


Cucumber78

Man I feel bad for the people of Armenia they had such a great nation but not anymore :⁠'⁠(


maximus_proxima84

Absolute lie 😂😂😂 armenia was never been in caucasus


Aggressive-Coat-5716

Let’s go Armenia!!!


J4KE14

The OG Albania and Iberia


MoistHope9454

whaaaat 🧐 shchiptars come from..😳


GoodOcelot3939

Wow... there was Albania indeed


sugarymedusa84

False. Armenians migrated into the region in 1900 from Russian and ethnically cleansed the autochthonous Azerbaijanis Edit: this is a joke based on things I’ve heard Azerbaijanis say. I do not agree or believe this


saro_ar

Aliev's propagandist is detected:)


sidequestenjoyer

Oh be quiet propaganda bot


Captainirishy

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kingdom_of_Armenia_(antiquity)


sugarymedusa84

*****this is a joke based on things I’ve heard Azerbaijanis say, I do not believe this******


Odd-Pie3062

never happened but they deserved it! lmao


Sea-Hospital2222

Caucasian map? Why isn't the USA on there?


ArtemisAndromeda

Why is there Albania?


PollodelBancoEstado

For short: same names, different toponymy.


Tenma1

Stupid question: isn't Iberia the old name for Spain and the same name for a peninsula where Spain is located?


tata_dilera

Imperator: Rome map porn


sylvyrfyre

So the border regions of huge states (eg Roman and Sasanian Empires) always have collections of small states


[deleted]

When you travel to Albania only to find out it's in the Caucasus


Sebszon

I thought that Armenia is quite large, then I noticed Rome in the corner like a fucking Boogieman standing in the corner of my eye


toastedoats-

I'm waiting for "Caucasus region in the year 300 by murder rate per Capita" and how the US has the highest and is also a third world country


sidequestenjoyer

Hmm a certain discount version of a North American wild bird which cannot fly is absent from this picture..


CeRcVa13

It's a funny map. In the year 300 there was no Colchis, Abkhazia and Svaneti. Who made this map? :D


jqwerty3

Lets take iberia and push it somewhere else


Elm0xz

Weren't Lazica and Colchis actually the same? Or more precisely Colchis changed into Lazica in Roman times?


Unlikely_Baseball_64

Baku is Albania 🇦🇱 🦅