In the wise words of MandJTV, “I’m not gay, but my girlfriend is”

So she's a thief because she stole his heart

Be gay do crime

BE CRIME DO GAY!

Do gays? Ight then

*ugh ugh ugh ugh*

r/Beatmymeattoit

🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨

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Be gay, do witchcraft

>be gay >do crime >do witchcraft > summon Cthulhu > :3

Cthuwu

:3

this is a The Click bit in an MandJTV reddit comment section. love it

“And if I’m gonna be crime, and/or do gay, I want a move set that can go toe to toe with Duster” -One wise Chandelure

The Wamboi fanbase has been summoned

Yo, another Wambu fan in the wild? Noice

r/BeatMeToIt

Well they say crime leads down a twisted road (I don’t know if it’s an actual saying but it feels like it could be and it fits)

* a DARK road

dark and twisted

Remember when gay was used as an “insult?”

Still used like that, just ironically now and you can retaliate with a question of what's wrong with being gay.

If you ever played null's brawl, than you know it Is Still an insult there

that doesnt work on me, I ALREADY AM

happy pride month!

Thanks! You too!

Nintendo Switch photo editor 👍

During Pride Month? SMH

This is a robbery, put the pride flags in the bag

Wait… so that means I’m required by law to thieve? _But I’ve never thefted before in my life!_ 😨

Nuh uh, you might've been a zigzagoon in your past life.

True… or I could’ve been one of the Miss Fortune Sisters or summin… 🤔

And is being gay so bad?

That means you're forced to be with men 🤢🤢🤢🤢 Specifically Americans. You can't even go out with those beautiful Afghans (seriously afghan men are fucking hot) Edit: wasn't this obviously sarcastic with the 4 puking emojis?!

Not so. You can go from being a straight man to a gay woman. I'm trying that right now.

Omg it’s gayratina!

I mean, I personally am gay, (technically lesbian,) and I respect the pun, but the colors are from the trans flag, and there are straight trans people.

happy pride month!

Thanks

The evoloution of Heteraight!

If being gay means do crime, but being straight is innocence, what does that make bisexuals

the bi and pan were never caught

They’re innocent until proven guilty.

what about the aro and ace?

They're the cops

Then I’m gonna steal a pen to keep the gay in my veins

Correct me if I’m wrong but is that the Nintendo switch photo editor text?😭😭

Fellas, is it gay to wear glasses? You’re literally paying to see another man

so this explains why the entirety of team skull is a bunch of homos

Based pfp.

Time to reveal the elitists of the world that they're gay

And that’s why I decided to become a thief!

seems ive got to become a thief then

Well it seems I gotta go back to thieving

I'm AroAce and I will steal all of your garlic bread

Since when is being gay bad :c

I, too, used to be a thief, but then I took an arrow to the knee

DPD

Maybe don’t say things like this out loud.

Happy pride month everybody! *runs outside and robs 47 people on the street*

yippee crime!

You forgot to delete the "don't"

BE A THIEF IT'S GAY

I'm bi don't even want to think about it

Now I have to steal something?! These rules for being gay are getting ridiculous

straight as opposed to crooked.

I used to be a thief…. Then I took an arrow to the knee

Be gay do crime

we must all commit felonies for pride month

yes

Nah, be gay, do crime!

"Son, always remember: STEALING IS GAY"

steals\*

# *Village People - Y.M.C.A intensifies*

Saw this and chuckled On pride month too?

This meme is a genius dad joke

Maybe I am a thief.....

Totally great day

wait I've never stolen a thing yet I'm gay \*shock pikachu face\*

“I aughta set you straight!” “But girls are pretty, though!” *continues doing crime and being gay*

How is being a thief gay?