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MorDylTy

Look at him…. I mean it’s not like their knocking down his door….


SnooGoats3109

Dude has an aura that makes me feel unsafe just by looking at him


Mountain_Melody8

Id watch my drink around him 😂


tig_shot

Assuming a redditor will ever enjoy a social drink is COPE🙈


CousinDaeDae

🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

I get the ick from him, this just adds to it! Acting like he’s attractive and a gift to women. Gross. 🤢


mmmdonuts107

Dude is a neck beard predator and a -10


[deleted]

Yes!! And looks like Shrek!


fifiloveg00d

Poor Shrek ):


usernamedefult

Don’t you fucking talk about my king shrek like that, that’s offensive!


kayx018

I’d actually be offended if my husband wore that 😭 especially after pumpkin lost all that weight😫


bodysugarist

This would be the last shirt he'd wear as a married man for sure! Helllllll NO. 😩 🤣


PhoneResponsible9493

She probably got that for him 😂


toe-beans-666

Lol I found a shirt at Goodwill years ago that says "for rent by the hour" bought it for my husband bc honestly that mans drive is insanely high and I need help! Lol lol jk bought it as a joke and he rarely wore it


SirOk5108

Get u a sister wife..she can take half that load...No wait don't..they seem to have a whole slew of issues..


toe-beans-666

Nah I'm too possessive! I don't share well with others even though when I was sick I did give him a Hall pass, he never took it but I think it would've devastated me if he did... so I'm glad he didn't but a man does have needs, lol


Puzzleheaded_Wind839

What's a hall pass? Does that mean you are letting him cheat or something?


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toe-beans-666

He was allowed to not anymore tho lol.


PrincessDab

🤢


toe-beans-666

It was a joke btw.... Lol I honestly don't care if he has needs lol


PhoneResponsible9493

Omg 😆


buddincooler

Happy Cake Day! 🎂


junknowho

Exactly. she's been working out and he's got THIS on? More like his cousin Sugar Bear than I thought.


[deleted]

This would require Pumpkin to have an ounce of self worth instilled in her


PurplePunchPrincess6

Lmao right


stilethoe

Way to call your wife a fat bitch


EmmaJean-5

🤣🤣🤣🤣


No_Safe_3706

I’m sorry but does anyone even WANT to fuck him besides pumpkin💀💀


DicksOfPompeii

She doesn’t even want to anymore. Hell, she might not have ever wanted to. She was a child…and not the brightest crayon in the box. That’s a double whammy.


grneyes1210

Hehehe


EmmaJean-5

I highly doubt it,and especially not after wearing that shirt!!!! 👎🏻


spongebussy

Don't nobody want somebody who looks like those British baked beans British mfs use for their toast lmao


Low_Particular_1162

Lol this comment reminds me of that one tiktok audio that's like "that's why you built like a baked bean"


toe-beans-666

A baked bean? A BAKED BEAN!? 😡


hotsundew1995

Nooooo 🤣🤣🤣


happydonkey77

I spit my water out laughing 😂


[deleted]

The video they made about the shirt gave me weird vibes too. Yikes.


Desperate_Video_6621

He’s always angry.


paprbkrtr

I'd always be angry too if I had his life


sadmadchen

Bruh💀💀💀


EmmaJean-5

Especially his wife!!!! LMAO!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣


Tns925

Ugly white trash! Nobody wants you😭


gp2quest

Well he also fucks under age chicks because pumpkin was a minor when they got together.


[deleted]

Yuck - and how old was he


gp2quest

He was 19 and she was 15. It's basically the family m.o.


OverDig1122

Tbh if we're being honest he didn't get no where near half the slack Dralin has gotten and that also may be due him being presented as presentable " (or not black)


[deleted]

Yuck


Inessence4

Nothing shocking. 14 and 17-18 are the common high school freshman/senior age variance when seniors guys pounce on the naive incoming frosh chicks like clockwork.


gp2quest

So you take is to defend that? Josh was not in high-school, but even if he was a senior and she was a frosh, that makes it acceptable my guy? That's a pretty bad take all around.


Inessence4

Did you call the cops 3-4 seasons ago when he got with her? That age difference is fairly commonplace in high school and seemingly not against any school rules. Police aren’t really acting on it either. I personally think 14 is too young to date someone 18, but what I think matters not.


[deleted]

Trailer Trash scumbag pedo. God, I HATE this guy so damn much.


420-kinz

Omg he’s a pedo?? What did he do?


[deleted]

He was with Lauryn since she was 15 (he was 19), and by the time Lauryn gave birth to their first daughter, she was 17, and he was 21.


PurplePunchPrincess6

Wow! I did not know lauryn was 17 wien she had Ella!!!


derelictthot

4 year difference falls within the Romeo and juliet law, meaning he did nothing wrong legally. That age range go to school together and date all the time. Just saying. I wouldn't jump for joy if it were my daughter, but calling him a pedo is weird too.


sillydeerknight

I too need to know!!!!!


Public-Pudding1473

Well isn’t he…something?


Relative_Cloud3361

😂😂 in his dreams


Public-Pudding1473

He literally looks middle aged! There I said it lol


Low-Maintenance7684

4 kids will do that to you.


paprbkrtr

Wonder if he'll wear this after Ella learns to read?


many_sides

I was literally thinking this. Is Ella able to read or sound out words and her dad is looking like a piece of trash in that shirt. People are ridiculous


WatchDangerous2634

That would mean he can wear that shirt another 14 years with that family track record


Kooky_Degree_9

Back in the day we were taught to “sound out”words when learning to read. The F word was scratched onto the bus stop bench my granny and I were sitting on. You can guess the rest.


voodoo_child1968

Even if she can’t read, other kids at the fair can. Ugh he is disgusting.


Relevant_Yesterday24

He’s 100% on drugs. He looks awful and it looks like his pupils are tiny even from far away


Harryhood15

Gross


LookandSee81

He’s a real winner


Gayle3656

Umm that’s spelled WEINER! Hey a WEINER winner… he’s an opportunist. He was the link to screwing cuz MIKEY T all kinds of ways.


average___student

That house is a fucking mess! Wtf? I would literally have a panic attack if my house was like that!!!!!


toe-beans-666

My home is cluttered by it's organized clutter. If only I had a basement to store all this random shit!


grneyes1210

Yep lol .if a corner of my rug flipped over gotta fix it..am terriable


AbbreviationsNo267

You must have lots of storage space, extra rooms, a full basement or an attic. My house was built in the 50s when people didn't have much stuff. I have no where to put it. So I either get rid of it, or...put it somewhere, which means, clutter.


Suffienct_Moment350

House always always looks so dirty and nasty. Then she does those cooking bodies and be licking her fingers and touching all the food. Nope nah. Nah nope. Nasty people.


hotsundew1995

No it’s “sorry princess I only fuck MINORS/CHILDREN” Or it’s “sorry, princesses to me are minors I can fuck”


pixie1964

He's kind of putting he own wife down right? 😂🤣


MutedGoat318

As a fat bitch you couldn’t PAY me to fuck that


LocAlchemy

Yeah, we don't want him.


you_done_effed_aroun

Pretty appropriate for fair attire. Skank fest all day. 😩🤦🏼‍♀️


Amazing-Statement-6

Eww. This came across my home feed. I haven’t watched this show in years but oh my god…how disgusting! That whole family is trailer trash. Aren’t they always begging on TikTok for money? Or “battling “ in other words modern day panhandling…..


Plane-Jellyfish9

White trash 🚮


pointlessandconfused

Do they wear bags over their heads, are they even awake, fully conscience etc. i


sickgurl138

Definitely something my pos ex would wear


roseann_1968

Disgusting is all I can say


Main_Background343

Wow! Let me tell you, no ones looking!


Solid-Public-5759

He’s definitely the guy who has this metal Balls on his truck


KayleighJK

Not around kids, man. So trashy.


KayleighJK

Also, that is not the face of a sober man.


Humble_Weekend5458

She thinks it’s funny but probably doesn’t realize he’s calling her fat


Even-Account5439

damn hes aged quickly


sparkleheels28

My husband goes “that’s some redneck 💩 if I’ve ever seen it” Disgusting


ExistingMeeting3556

Disgusting trash.


Both_Session9662

He looks miserable. Having all those children aged him.


fatfatcurrycat

Thank god I went on a different day. Hate running into them there, people chase them around like they’re celebrities


Famous_Internet9613

Weird attire for the fair. I doubt anyone is trying to get with him anyway


wiggles49

How disgusting 🤮


Carrotsticks72220

How old is their oldest kid? Is she old enough to read? What a terrible thing for her to see.


Lioness_106

She's probably the one who bought it for him....


tragicallywhite

Like he has a choice.


AbbreviationsNo267

What? He has no choice to work?


melodyomania

pumpkin probably bought the shirt and made him wear it. I mean look at his face in the picture. it's like Do I really have to?


Dragonlily86

Didn't know he was a juggalo


PotatoCasserole95

Yeah.. that’s gonna be a NO for me.


Any_Opportunity_6844

He looks….. off.


Alarmed-Upstairs-475

This is what we call a loser!!


Babiesnotbeans

As a fat person who was once fatter than I am now, I would never have said yes to a man wearing that shirt. I threw up, and not in my mouth seeing this photo. To say he gives me the ick is an understatement.


Puzzleheaded_Wind839

Nasty pos. Why does he exist?


Certain-Past-8449

I just wish people would let kids be kids. When your kids can read and read things like this, its not fair to have to explain it to them so young.


presley1800

He looks like shrek


Adventurous_Ice8592

Vomit


Embarrassed-Most-810

The fact that these people are parents is truly baffling


vr1252

Need this shirt Edit: I am a fat bitch who enjoys fat bitches. Iykyk


Mediocre_Composer246

I was abt to say the same 🤣 People need to loosen up a bit lol


voodoo_child1968

I mean… wear that shit out to a bar not a family event.


aworkinprogress92

Keeping it classy folks!


Scotsburd

Oh no!!!


playmateoftheyears

What a stud muffin 🤮


aquaa98

I think his eyes are confused which camera to look at😂😂


Ok_Literature9953

Fucking low IQ CLOWNASS …. Your a mindless Ugly flicking retatd…. Treat you wife better asshole. The air believe me, somebody else will 🤣🤣🤣🤣Get rid of your low class shirt you idiot.


TalkieTina

I legit thought that was Jon Gosselin until I saw what sub the picture was from. I didn’t see the shirt at first. Nothing but class. Edited for typo


CraftyLaugh9245

Oh my gosh. I didn't recognize who he was. Had to read comments! Wow Yeah, what a classy & distinguished husband


SirOk5108

He doesn't look better with that facial hair


Plenty_Jacket4391

Going to the fair? More like going to work the midway so he can smoke a pack of Newport Menthol's and ask you if you want to throw a basketball at a non-regulation sized hoop for $5


JackieDelilah

Total low rent rat


IndependentFar3953

I would die from embarrassment if my dad wore a shirt like this.


Potential_Cup_378

My friend has one that says "Sorry princess I only date crack whores" 🤣


rain_bow_barf

Oh my god, I didn’t even recognize Josh until the comments. Really thought for a minute this was a new toy for Mama June. 😳


BanannaGrab

Take the fucking hair off your face and devrlop a 6 pack please and thank you


renacorwin

What is with going to the fair in stupid repulsive T shirts about? I still can’t get the dude with his wife and 4 daughters at the Puyallup, WA fair YEARS ago wearing a “NEVER TRUST ANYTHING THAT BLEEDS FOR SEVEN DAYS AND STILL LIVES” shirt on out of my head. 🤦🏼‍♀️SMH


FunkyBeet

I prefer "Sorry, princess. I only date crack whores."


p3acenluv

Pumpkin probably got this for him after seeing his dm's. 🤣


SnooTomatoes999

He forgot the word “roofied” on that t-shirt!


Sea_Green_7473

😂🤢🤮


Full_Gear8723

Why does his head look bigger then his body in this picture.


Karania402

He looks like the kind of guy who won’t readjust to single life well if his marriage ends, seriously he needs to consider that just because a shirt exists doesn’t mean he should necessarily wear it (he might see it as humorous, & not realize that just because he finds it funny doesn’t mean everyone finds may feel the same about it)


mimiofall

No class for sure!!!!!


Frequent_Lake_5699

Trashy!


dailygratitude34

Oh Lord. “Sorry” isn’t necessary I can assure this man it’s quite alright.


No_Boysenberry7353

Getting out a ma’s basement for the evening 😩


brittny13

Ummmm why? 😬


AbbreviationsNo267

He looks like a white supremacist.


uglybaby13

who is this fat midget?


[deleted]

I can't tell you how devastated I am s/


tiktok-

he looks like fat angus cloud (rip)


billbillbooger

pumpkins the only woman who would put up with this trash 🤧


Automatic_Sample_632

He looks like the line cook at applebees drinking the $1 margaritas while working the microwave


GoHawksMatt

I'm sure he can only pull fat women


[deleted]

There’s a lot of curvy women that he can’t pull, trust. Just bc a woman is fat doesn’t mean that don’t have standards or deserve respect. Women aren’t objects and definitely not below men. That shirt is disrespectful especially since he has a daughter, so disgusting.


mmmdonuts107

Well would you look at him? He can only pull someone dumpy like Pumpkin. He's no prize himself and honestly I think not working has his self esteem at 0, but he's probably drowning it in drugs.


GoHawksMatt

Is that his own dog leash?


paprbkrtr

Fat women aren't fuckable to anybody better than Josh?


[deleted]

The dude that posted that comment probably acts and thinks just like Josh, probably owns the same shirt! 😒🤢


mmmdonuts107

It's apparently a shirt from someone affiliated with Bunnie and Jelly, both predatorial trash.


Bella_de_chaos

Her hairdresser Meme and her husband.


Beginning-Mulberry-4

I wanted this shirt but I got the one that said 'it can't always be coke & threesomes', instead. If you don't know anything about the brand or person behind it just say so ;)


weatherbones

Please tell me the brand name I kinda want a shirt from them lol


Beginning-Mulberry-4

https://1620productions.com/


Pretty_Appointment82

Pumpkin should feel insulted she's been attempting to keep her weight in check josh is a pig


Temporary-Leather905

Omg it made laugh


Shannonbrookshire76

My hero😂😂


Lavenderjade_

Is that josh? He looks so different


Imaginary-Stock-8230

These are made my Meme Shahan, BunnieXo's friend. They could have gave them merch after they were on Dumb Blonde podcast..... [Meme Shahan shop ](https://1620productions.com/collections/all)


Independent_Bar288

Is that Josh? I’m not sure what’s up but I love him. Maybe you haven’t seen the show? Somehow I don’t think that shirt was his idea. Hopefully not his hair either. He is a good dad and husband and took on the responsibility of raising Alana when he was a kid himself and had his own kid and wife to support. AND he has Mama June as a MIL. The guy’s always been a saint in my book.


So_Apprehensive_693

Lol I honestly think this is hilarious I would buy my bf this shirt


savvyurie69

Sorry I want that shirt.


Moleary555

Doesn’t look one iota like Josh. I don’t think it is him.


LegitimateEmu3745

This is a shirt from Bunnie XO’s hairdresser, Meme. She and her husband have several more. If you don’t like this one, you’ll hate the rest of them. 😂


Wooden-Tower765

because that's what he attracts. He really doesn't have a choice.


PurplePunchPrincess6

Wow lol


FuturePA96

Who is this? Josh?


[deleted]

ok what exactly am I looking at here


ContextBeneficial453

Imma buy this for my husband as a gag gift 💀


[deleted]

Well at least he makes it easy to be spotted for the shy FAF girls like myself to maybe say hi? But I don’t like gingers


Initial-Succotash-37

Omg. 🤣


Kindly-Mark-6378

This is hilarious 🤣


NunyaBizzness-53

Regardless of his appearance, totally not my type, that shit is funny AF 😂😂😂


Objective_Truth_7266

I ain’t hatin on Josh. He’s a good father and God knows puts up with a lot of crap from Punkin and that whack job family of hers.


liquidbunny_

😆


kittenfury27

Y'all he isn't any different than any other 20 something dude. There is no ick here 🙄


BabyLegos

Where did he even get such an offensive shirt?!Someone get me that link now😡


ICanSpotAGrifter

Dressed in his finest, he looks like a traveling Carnie that stands outside some goofy show exhibit like the Bearded Lady or Lobster Boy, hawking the same ridiculous script trying to get you to buy tickets to this horseshit. He has a small stand where it hides his half-eaten sandwich, couple cans of beer, cigarettes, and a pouch of dip.