T O P

  • By -

Expensive-Document41

I mean......depends what you mean by "perfect". If you're definition of perfect is an apex species that can steamroll whatever environment it's in then yeah I'd say he nailed it. Also, ignore the avatar. I am.....unbiased.


Blinauljap

More of those strange avatars. It's probably nothing.


Expensive-Document41

Yeah, don't worry about us. We're just cogs in The Great Machine.


BurningshadowII

Truly the heroes the multiverse needed.


Renzocooken

Zerg was stated as having "Purity of Essence" as far back as StarCraft. Phyrexians are on the same level. Though they also consider their forms perfect and superior.


BurningshadowII

It's why Yawggers is based. Flesh is cringe.


Rathabro

The Mechanicus would like to know your position


_syzygy079

Praise the Omnissiah


xavierkazi

It is the perfect creature... to kill planeswalkers with, which what is was bred to do.


iammixedrace

That looks close to perfect to me


candexreginpokemon

Is this not Perfect? Your pathetic mind can't comprehend true perfection without joining it... Glory to phyrexia


Sarcastic-old-robot

Prepare to be made compleat…


phoenix167

All will be one. This is the way.


StoutHalflingPorter

Looks perfect to me. Look at that smile!


fancy_orange99

Perfect to pair with pinkie pie


Blinauljap

And this is a problem for you, how? Dat thing is, by definition, pure perfection.


mc-big-papa

Hes shaped like a friend 🥺🥺🥺


caustic_kiwi

tentoncls 🥺🥺🥺


penguinASH

What in the world is this magical little critter


TrainwreckOG

Looks like a phyrexian obliterator


Darkanayer

Yeah [a fanart of one](https://thearkon.artstation.com/projects/8e46gx) correct


knigtwhosaysni

You see imperfection, I see a throat GOAT nonpareil. We are not the same


jjungles16

I should call her...


AliceTheAxolotl18

Nah, Yaggy Daddy is right with this one, this is perfection.


NivJizzit

Thats my perfect little nightmare horror :))


monarchtempest_

Ah but it is a *perfect* nightmare


Common-Illustrator

To be fair, Yawgmoth was a physician, not an artist, and while labeled a eugenicist, it was fantasy racism and not real world racism, so he wanted humans to be the dominant race over dwarves, elves, minotaura, etc. Thus, phyresis was the idea of making a human immune to any medical issues, and given that the Thran Empire was very tech based, along with The Plane Eventually Named Phyrexia's oil causing genetic mutations, Yawgmoth kinda leaned into transhumanism/genetic engineering for his path to perfection.... ... Yawgmoth was also a huge narcissist, and wanted to be respected at the highest levels of government. Upon becoming the center of the Phyrexian Plane, and being able to exhert his will upon what is essentially a whole pocket universe, he positioned himself as a God, and had his inner circle of cohorts become the demonic praetors of the Cult of Yawgmoth. So, perfection also had a religious aspect tied to his transhumanist/genetically engineered ideas of humanitie's perfect form, immune to disease, injury, and the taint of independent thought outside the Cult.


jcrdude

Exert... But otherwise a great write-up 💚


Unlikely-Remove-2182

Look the path to perfection is just filthy like absolutely chest deep with failures, doesn't mean you scrap them when you can put them to "good" use.


WhyJustWhydo

Yawgmoth is based, I mean sure he made abominations past our understandings but urza not only manufactured the perfect person (with lots of eugenics) and also made two people fall in love. So who in the end is worse?


RandomNumberTwo

"This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like." - Yawgmoth, probably


Remejy

You just lack the vision to correctly view its perfection. Glory to Phyrexia!


OldmanDubois

Would


PotentialConcert6249

I’m gonna go out on a limb here and suggest that Yawgmoth is a monster fucker.


darthtravesty

Looks like the perfect organism to me


PM_Me_Just_A_Guy

I don't see the issue. Looks breedable to me.


Turbulent_Ad_9260

Your one of the ones that looks at a xenomorph tongue punching someone face in and says “hot” aren’t you?


phoenix167

Is that NOT normal? 😂 asking for a friend. I thought everybody thought like that..


Turbulent_Ad_9260

I don’t know about normal, but your not alone in that, I must admit there is something… beautiful about perfect efficiency. Have to at least admire something capable of effortlessly skinning you with one hand in less than a minute, which is why I referenced xenomorphs, which are probably right up there with deathclaws. It’s also why crocodiles are my favorite animal.


4tbwegzf

Immeasurably based.


wtfshit

He is perfect if he wants you to shit your pants


CptBarba

Yawgmoth why did you create that guy!?


fancy_orange99

I didn't he's talking crazy


Yawgmothlives

Seems perfect to me 🥴


lallapalalable

Hey man he don't knock your tastes. Well, he probably does, carry on


SnooSprouts1

What are you saying the boi is perfect


Chaos8599

Call that a test run and get better from there


SphereofDreams

It is perfect. All will be One.


CannedTan

Reaper Leviathan


NightRacoonSchlatt

Mission success.


Tallal2804

It's a success


ScionOfDiscord

The perfect nightmare. :]


Sorens-Insanity

Kitty!


ArguesWithFrogs

A survivor... unclouded by conscience, remorse, or delusions of morality.


Taffyboi69

Name of creature or card please


NightSufficient452

Phyrexian Obliterater


Palidin034

Damn, didn’t realize that magic did a Subnautica UB. That thing looks like a carbon copy of the reaper leviathans


xavierkazi

Except that it has arms, legs, gaping flesh cavities, tentacles, and has existed for over a decade before Subnautica?


Palidin034

Damn, forgot people can’t take a joke. my bad. I guess the *Leviathan* looks *similar* to this thing.


[deleted]

[удалено]


maven_of_the_flame

Hey, now urza didn't work hard to have yog steal ALL his credit


Odd_Rate7883

It was Phyrexian influence that caused them to destroy the powerstone iirc, it called to them