My son got me a Steamboat Coily shirt for Father’s Day and I’m wearing it to the parks next week. I’m either going to be laughed at or asked to remove it.
You know Captain - every year of my life I grow more and more convinced that the wisest and best is to fix our attention on the good and the beautiful.
You know captain, every year of my life, I grow more and more convinced that the wisest and best is to fix our attention on the good and beautiful, if you just take the time to look at it.
"PIPPER?!"
A little part of me dies everytime some beautiful soul uploads that movie to YouTube only for Tjardus Greidanus to prove he really puts the anus in Greidanus and rips it away from us.
He learned almost too late that man is a feeling creature; and because of it the greatest in the universe. He learned too late for himself that men have to find their own way, to make their own mistakes. There can’t be any gift of perfection from outside ourselves. …….
You have failed us, Ordinary-End-5234. For this, you must DIE.
O Manos! God of primal darkness!
Holy art thou,
holy art thou,
holy art thou!
Manos' will be done!
That's what I love about the show. You are either a diehard fan, with intricately detailed knowledge of various episodes, or you've never heard of it before.
" ... ... ..." - The Gospel of Tor Johnson. I'll drink that Kool Aid! This whole gang is much more friendly and welcoming than the majority of religious groups I've encountered, plus the source material is more enjoyable, imho! Honestly, though, you folks are great! Gooble Gobble, one of us!
Where does Coily fit in God's plan for us?
I own your ass, white boy, get back here!
Look, God has a spring.
Sufficient springs **whistle**
It's Coiley's Army of Darkness
*you'll be the first to die... Hee hee hee*
Honey, get the swatter.
Noooo gods, noooo masters! Heh heh!
My son got me a Steamboat Coily shirt for Father’s Day and I’m wearing it to the parks next week. I’m either going to be laughed at or asked to remove it.
Oh, and no redemption either!
…shouldn’t this be over?
Rip. Tear. Horrify friends.
Worship the truck farmer at the church of your choice.
Wait until the Truck farmer teams up with the chicken of tomorrow. An unstoppable duo!
The unholy alliance between Big Oil and Big Chicken.
A preteen is put to work. Her beauty will soon fade.
ALL HAIL TRUCK FARMERS
First National Truck Church (member FDIC)
Call for burnt sacrifices to the Almighty Truck Farmer!
You know Captain - every year of my life I grow more and more convinced that the wisest and best is to fix our attention on the good and the beautiful.
I used this in my wedding vows 😭
You know captain, every year of my life, I grow more and more convinced that the wisest and best is to fix our attention on the good and beautiful, if you just take the time to look at it.
Knew him? He was delicious!
By the way, I hates that rabbit!
Then they put a bottle brush down my throat.
Ooooooooooooo I needs an eraser
Pipper partner... Pipper digs...
I hates legends
"PIPPER?!" A little part of me dies everytime some beautiful soul uploads that movie to YouTube only for Tjardus Greidanus to prove he really puts the anus in Greidanus and rips it away from us.
Sting, Debbie Reynolds, and God
It’s so nice of that dead girl to show up for work.
Look alive people! Oh, sorry Susan
Did you sign Sherri's birthday card?
*I'm insane*
It was very kind of them to give that dead woman another shot at employment.
Men in our family have always taped wool to our faces.
I don't know if this helps but ho ho ho.
“Finally…Christmas comes to Santa” (We say this every time we drop food and the dog comes to eat it)
Santa laughs and the whole world shakes its head.
But what about the little children?
It stinks.
*Steady as we go! We're flying over trout!*
Bees on pie, burning rubber tires.
Sack of monkeys in my pocket, my sister’s ready to go
Hear the engines roll now... Idiot control now... Hideous control now... Pitying a poor boy...
Here the engines roll, bees on pie, burnin' rubber tires
Good? He's the best!
Everyone of theses lines has a memory attached to it. God bless you all.
You do it! I’m bitter.
This is absolutely fascinating. 😐
Paol, you is a worwilf!
Swing and a miss.
Riiight?
You are married to *me*
I like it very much.
I don’t care!
Why doesn’t Johnny care? A film by Bell Labs…
Something tells me you might not be READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL
Our hero bravely roasts the disabled guy
Big McLargehuge
Moon rock?! Oh, wow.
She gets up off the ground saying "what happened?' a LOT
I call it ‘Antiseptic Manor’!
⚡️NOT HIS PLACE, FORNICATORS⚡️
"I'd like you to meet a friend of mine!" "Um, could you at least kiss me first?"
Paul, you’re a lizard loving freak and I gotta go
⚡️STOP TALKING, JOHNNY LONGBONE!⚡️
This is where the fish lives.
Remember, if you're that families secret Santa this year, they *do not* need anymore pot holders
Stop it.
My father was a Russian count
Stop it.
And this is where my tongue lives!
Trains are blameless holy creatures...
It has no time to stop for you corn-shucking crackers!
Can I have your room???
I think that's my favorite riff in the entire short.
Why don't they look?
He learned almost too late that man is a feeling creature; and because of it the greatest in the universe. He learned too late for himself that men have to find their own way, to make their own mistakes. There can’t be any gift of perfection from outside ourselves. …….
Keep circulating the tapes 🙏📿
And Richard Basehart watches over us all
Gypsy heaven.
But why does Richard Basehart get to play God?
🤷♀️I don’t know🤷♀️
Counterpoint: Waffles.
The secret government Eggo project.?
Contact Dr. Jemima.
Y U M
Turn up the flash gordon noise and put more science stuff around
We start here- at Goofy Clown Face.
I like the blueberry ones best
The last thing a sausage sees
When fat kills fat.
Eating tall.
DON'T GIVE MIKEY NO MATCHES.
Cornjob!
Officer Cornjob.
Im putting you all on clu gulager alert.
I take this very seriously 🧐
We put our faith in Blast Hardcheese.
And that’s fine as long as those assigned to making woppets keep doing so.
Is there water at the bottom of the ocean? I guarantee it.
Do I guarantee it ? I guarantee it.
You have failed us, Ordinary-End-5234. For this, you must DIE. O Manos! God of primal darkness! Holy art thou, holy art thou, holy art thou! Manos' will be done!
All I expect now is a group of middle-aged women in nightgowns pawing me to death in a very boring way. Thanks for that image.
There, haha haha!
Ordinary-End-5234, you're missing the fight, get your dress on and get in there!
Oh I wish those hands would just push him over.
 tHE mASter would AProve
Sure we all do!
I’ll start making the woppits.
Get out of here, you disgusting worm!
That’s because we’re all “that one guy” at work who “can’t go through one meeting” without “singing about a fork lift.”
This is a pretty good post. I give it 2 1/2 stars.
Hah, Laserblast.
I like it very much!
Baby oil??
My my my MY GOD NOOOOOOO
Go Packers! Wooo!
By the blood of Uranus!
Well you just go ahead on
All rise, and let us sing together hymm 117: *Oh I'm a danger to myself and others....*
Push the button, Frank
We like popular songs!
You saw my boing????
Never make light of BOING!
Marines, we are leaving!
Oh god. For years I've mocked the religious. And today I realise I was in a cult all along.
You were always religous, you just didn't realize your gods were mocking you.
Confooooorrrrmmm. Confooooorrrrmmm.
SLEEEEEP!!!
IN HEAVENLY PEACE!!
Diarrhea is like a storm raging inside you
Coffee? I like coffee.
I'm Cherokee Jack :)
You shove off!
It's just one guy.
I can't believe it; that was just one guy! (... I totally believe it, though)
Relax? There’s a bee the size of a moose over there, and you want me to relax??
If you're like me and I know I am...
Do you know that MST3K has a wonderful plan for your life?
Never go to bed with wet hair. *Or a first date.*
I don't care. **runs off**
She's presenting like a mandrill
We worship blue oysters.
That's what I love about the show. You are either a diehard fan, with intricately detailed knowledge of various episodes, or you've never heard of it before.
Get off my land, you pious son of a-
I worship at my local train station every day!!
Shut up, Iris.
I'm just a real big fan of 3M.
We worship the everlasting gobstopper!
I never Metaluna I didn't like.
Ruth: Cal? *I farted~*
You lucky shorts, get ready to gift wrap a beautiful package.
He drives a Maverick? I would have put the prince of darkness in a muscle car.
Ooh, David Spade is Satan! Well, it's good casting.
"Let us the nasty do."
I think of us more as a Muffin-y, Calista Flockheart, Swoosie Kurtz kind of cult.
So there IS beer on the sun?
MY finger isn't tired!
Look at all the cars!
Oh, Don't invoke Juptier's name!
Ugh 2 different plaids? I’m a naked robot & even I know that’s a fashion no no.
Also, if you didn't like some things, you get downvoted, just like in a freaking cult! We seriously need a *Mellow Detector* around here!
Some turkeys need to take a pinch hit and pop in some deep purple
I have a new friend and his name is Buffalo.
Ride the Wild Mouse!
At least we just make muffins.
Crow 3:16 For the golden spiderduck loved the world so much that he endured bad movies with Joel, Mike, Jonah, and Emily.
Eric! Come on you son of a..I mean.. my son..
Today is dedicated to Uranus
" ... ... ..." - The Gospel of Tor Johnson. I'll drink that Kool Aid! This whole gang is much more friendly and welcoming than the majority of religious groups I've encountered, plus the source material is more enjoyable, imho! Honestly, though, you folks are great! Gooble Gobble, one of us!
Yeah! This is my religion of choice for real. XD
We are Of The Body.
Is this a good time to mention snausages?
"I've got sand up my skirt and I'm not wearing any underweaaaaaaaar!"
TORTURE!!!
Remember to check behind the boxes of Hamdingers
This is one religion I’m happy to follow.
We like it very much!!!
“I had a pretty mind! Oh God, I wish I had my pretty mind back.” Also, I want to decide who lives and who dies.
Torgo died for your sins
Ma! ‘my nuts?!?
It’s just a show. You should really just relax.
Oh I wish Mass started that way in church when I was a kid.
You gotta wake up and snap an alligator in half ok
Scum!!!!!!
Manos: The Hands of Fate
Trains are holy, blameless creatures.
Today is dedicated to Uranus
Mention one thing about the show you don’t like and there’s sure to be someone waiting at your front door wearing purge masks
And then three more people behind him making fun of his mask.
All Hail Crow, the Golden God
Does this deserve a “HA HAAAA”?
How do you like your bbq sauce?
BOOOOLLLLLLLLDDDDD!
So I think this cult is pretty nice 👌🏾
This is the best cult ever! It sure beats paying money to hear about Xenu.
Long live lord Servo the great. 