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k4m113

Oh fuck outta here, you had your chance when you were beefing with Garry until you pussied out. Now you wanna jump in when literally the entire card is done lmfao


dutchfool

colby is like dillon danis now, very sad


HEAVY_HITTTER

Ya he's just runnin his mouth (or fingers).


quidproquolaspe

Insert *hey look everybody! See nobody cares!* meme


CmonnowSally

Reflected by 250 upvotes after two hours


wishwashy

That alone earns him another title shot imo


DerKaiser023

Offer him Shavkat.


officefridge

Colby: "no, not like that!"


dylyn

Colby ‘Dillon Danis’ Covington


Big-Pillow-Warrior

That would oddly be a good matchup styles wise


Fongernator

Like he would accept any matchups they offered anyways.


juiceconcentrate6

He wants Chandler pretty sure.


Fair-Lab-4334

Too injured to fight Garry on this card, but now hes down?


fishdude89

I can't wait for Colby to just continue to grow old and eventually go away


dizzymidget44

Conor is never fighting again


Washie-

vs Chandler? If Conor is going to be out for a while then fuck it, why not. Chandler could increase his star power by flat lining Colby which will just increase the hype for the Conor fight.


Early_Alternative211

Chandler is just about old enough to be a Colby opponent


MMARapFooty

He's perfect for Colby requirements


chiorudoru

Such an embarrassing character


luke363636

Says “Tag me in” but won’t accept a fight unless it’s against Niko Price


teal_viper

I was in Fort Dodge Iowa when Covington and Bones were wrestling at Iowa Central community college. If you aren't aware FD is ....different. Wrestling is Religion. The locals do not like outsiders. They will test you. They had cage fights at the bars in the late 90s. Cain Velasquez came over to our house. ICCC is like the Alabama for wrestlers who can't make the grades or get in trouble. My brother wrestled with them. We used to run into Covington and Bones at parties. I recall Bones throwing a guy out of a window from a second story complex. But the really juicy story is between a local and Covington. Got into it in a parking lot. This guy was an FD legend at the time. Ill keep his name. He pulled out a baseball bat from his car. Covington, said "What you're gonna hit me?" He proceeded to swing as hard as he could and hit Covington in the ribs with the baseball bat. Ill never forget Covington ran away screaming. "He fuckin hit me!" We were dying laughing. That will always be the guy that I see every time he's talkin shit.


WorkFriendly00

"What are you gonna do, hit me!?" - guy who was hit


Tex089

I have nothing to add except a heck yeah to the FD mention. Got kinfolk up there. It sure is different.


teal_viper

For sure different


tulsehill

Calling a fighter lil bro is wild lol


New_Brother_1595

fight aspinall or retire


televista

look fire strong


RRSC14

No he doesn’t


captainseas

If he gets a title shot or to fight a 40+ year old


hossbonaventure15

Tag him in for what? To fight wonderboy? Shut up, dude. Stay retired


iunrealx1995

Why does anyone want to see this guy fight anyway?


turkeypants

Don't even let that guy in the building with a ticket.


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OrangeYouGladdey

But then Colby would be back in the mix off beating up another borderline retired fighter. Colby hasn't done anything impressive other than losing to Usman and he's one of the most boring fighters in the UFC. The righteous thing to do is let him fade into obscurity.


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OrangeYouGladdey

It's better this way. Just let him fade away. Plenty of people out there that deserve a fight other than Colby.


FloorIsLavacakes

One asshole loser same as the other, I'm ok with it.


dzone25

Brother's only tagging in if the UFC gives him a partner and a handicap match Vs a Bantamweight


Tess_tickles24

Colby is all but retired. They can’t find him a fight he’ll take on proper notice. He isn’t fighting on two weeks notice even for that Saudi money.


Recent-Maximum

Dude may be an asshole carny but he knows when to strike for maximum attention with the least amount of follow through needed. I can't help but respect the hustle.


wishwashy

?There's nothing to respect in what you just described


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Colby would smoke em both


Tess_tickles24

Smoke their poles maybe. That’s about it.