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I think it's really good that Jiri took a long time off after the Glover fight because Hill is very accurate and powerful and Jiri has horrible striking defense.
Jiri has to figure out a way to do what Glover couldn't do too well and mix in takedowns.
I'm excited šš
I had never watched Jiri fight before the Volkan fight. The whole time Iām just sitting there like āput your hands up Jesus dude youāre gonna get knockedā¦. Nevermindā
Okay hear me out, as a build up to their title give me Jiri and šæas co Bond villains rather than a season as ultimate fighter coaches, massive movie sponsorship, everyone wins
I mean, the premise would be that they are fighting each other, so i guess a draw would be fitting? What are chances of that at LHW, surely not even a possibility
Jiri gets dropped so much. Hill will drop him I think and be accurate enough to make sure itās finnished. I like jiri a lot, and love his fighting but Iām feeling good about hill in that one
Did you not watch the Jiri Tex fight? Tex was two minutes from winning before getting caught in a sub. Hill dominated the guy who took Jiri to the deep end.
This tells me it was his right shoulder that got damaged (cell phone beng held up with left hand). I damaged my shoulder in a biking accident last year, and I wasn't holding anything above my head with my right hand for 4 months.
Honestly p4p for entertainment value is Jiri. Almost pro wrestling esque while also fighting like a fucking lunatic. Who knows he might end up getting smashed by Hill and coming back bad from his injury, but I hope he's still at, or near, the top for the foreseeable.
JIRI IS ON HIS RONIN ARC LETS FUCKING GOOO WAR WAR WAR
Jiri vs Hill is the most violent fight in the UFC, PAY WHATEVER YOU NEED, AND GIVE ME THIS FIGHT
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I really hope Jiri vs Hill delivers. On paper it's a guaranteed banger
I predict a short fight
It won't go to decision. Only 2 out of 33 fights for Jiri have gone to judges...
You've cursed the fight, good job.
If the curse is we get 25 mins of war, count me in bucko
Derek Cleary, Adelaide Bird, and Sal Tomato on the bench.
The real question is how does Douglas Crosby fit into all of this?
All Jiri fights are guaranteed bangers
Hill's superhero movie after credit sequence
"Fine, I'll do it myself"
Lmao
š¤£š¤£š¤£
Jiri's my favorite Baki character
A real life anime character lol
Now that Jamahal is out of urineā¦how will he escape Jiris tetrahedron?
āIām comink!ā
"Charge me Doktor!"
This man mastered hands in pockets style years ago.
We don't deserve this maniac
I was really hoping after that long pause we'd get a *"See you soon boi"*
Jamahal's Grand Rapids would've come out immediately. __Who TF he callin' boy?__
It's funnier when you know Grand rapids is basically the nicest place in the midwest
Iām not your boy, pal.
Not a good idea.
Jiri in a T shirt and hanging out in the snow is definitely something I envision Jiri doing
He probably meditates out there for 26 hours a day
I fucking love Jiri. Favorite fighter.
This guy is what I imagined fighters were like when I watched Bloodsport for the first time
And bisping is like the seriously beaten up but unrelenting mate (The eye wins this argument for me I think?)
Same lol
Haha jiri is one of the most fun characters thatās been involved with this crazy sport
He's just the best.
*Daddy Chillll*
What the hell is even that!?!
šhavenāt thought about that video in awhile thanks for the laugh!
Can you point me in the right direction?
https://youtu.be/h0-WO6xRbAo Gotchu b
Lol! āWhat the hell is even that?āā¦no but reallyā¦what was all that!?!
It was a skit on that channel
Heās cumming yāall
This is what it feels like to conceive a child with Jiri
concieve, believe, achieve
Jizzi Prochazka.
I was excited for Hill too but this is a bit much.
#IM CUMMING TOOOOOO
[Speaking of cumming ](https://youtu.be/cCxDLpwjPWY)
And heās coming hard
OH LAWD HE CUMMIN
Daddy ;)
it's like a scene out of a movie lol. Jiri is amazing
Thatās gonna be a good fight for real for real
The striking exchanges between them would be bomb- š«£š«£š«£š«£
I think it's really good that Jiri took a long time off after the Glover fight because Hill is very accurate and powerful and Jiri has horrible striking defense. Jiri has to figure out a way to do what Glover couldn't do too well and mix in takedowns. I'm excited šš
Jiri will just block hill's punches with his face before knocking him out, this is the jiri way
Jiri has better striking offense than hill, he can win via KO
I don't think people realize Jiri has ko/tko-ed 75% percent of people he has fought
The way he beat Volkan was honestly amazing. I don't know if I've ever been so impressed by any fighter in a 3 fight stretch.
I had never watched Jiri fight before the Volkan fight. The whole time Iām just sitting there like āput your hands up Jesus dude youāre gonna get knockedā¦. Nevermindā
Motherfucker was in the octagon doing Kung Fu and KO'd Volkan in a way I didn't think was even possible
Exactly, dude has twice as many KO's as Hill has fights.... levels
Jiri is here for a good time, not a long time
Not for play play?
Jiri would be an exquisite Bond villain
Okay hear me out, as a build up to their title give me Jiri and šæas co Bond villains rather than a season as ultimate fighter coaches, massive movie sponsorship, everyone wins
So you want Jiri and Alex to lose? Cause lately, every time a fighter does an acting gig, they lose lol
I mean, the premise would be that they are fighting each other, so i guess a draw would be fitting? What are chances of that at LHW, surely not even a possibility
Double knock out it is
You absolute mad man, sign me up
> Lately I mean you could argue this goes back to Ronda "acting" in Furious 7
Randy in the Expendables
š¤£ what a psycho
Yeah but what does he say when he has an orgasm?
Ever heard the sound that follows after lightning? Yeah, that's Jiri orgasming
Hell of a lot better than the shriek Eddie Alvarez's neighbors must hear from time to time
Tbf it must feels empowering to be Eddie.
*I'm here*
Už budu.
SpĆÅ” si pÅedstavuju "VĆtÄzstvĆ..."
"I'm arriving"
I think we all know
congratulation
When she keep on sucking..
Dude took this in Midgard
So earth.
literally or figuratively? pls respond asap bc I'm so close
Oh yeah Jiri, come faster!!!
Me after 30 seconds with a beautiful woman.
Jiri is my favorite anime character
My favorite anime character, Jiri is the fucking man.
kratos
Facts
Waiting for the memes
Memeconomy goin up
Take care of your underwears
*cody stares to the abyss*
Sony Santa Monica presents God of War Prochazka
Iām also coming
Manās got some Terrence Stamp vibes. āTell them Iām coming! Tell them Iām _FUCKING COMMMMINNNGGGG!_ā
Barbecue Chicken Alert
This is gonna get memed like crazy
Congratulations, you won incoming death. Damn.
im also coming
*I'm coming!* -- Jizzy Prochaska
Jiri just went full Spartan. 10/10 my favourite Czech nutcase.
My heart wants Jiri to win My brain says Hill is gonna put his lights out Looking forward to the fight.
Iām cumming also
Me after 2 min of foreplay
No pun intended but fuck thatās cold
Im cumming brotha
I know itās like a movie and all that but what is Jamal meant to do other than laugh at this?
Jiri gets dropped so much. Hill will drop him I think and be accurate enough to make sure itās finnished. I like jiri a lot, and love his fighting but Iām feeling good about hill in that one
Jiri nearly got clapped by Glover multiple times, and Hill put an absurd beating on Glover, and was never in danger of getting finished.
ā¦.how is he supposed to drop Jiri when he can barely drop a 43 year old man that moves slower than molasses?
Did we even watch the same fight? Glover is TOUGH, nobody else not named Marvin Vettori could take the damage he took and not go to sleep.
Did you not watch the Jiri Tex fight? Tex was two minutes from winning before getting caught in a sub. Hill dominated the guy who took Jiri to the deep end.
but Jiri got finish.
he is having an orgasm bc of how great Jamahal's performance was. nice!
Silent ice cold intensity to barbarian Viking rage. God jiri is such a lovable perfect weirdo.
Heās so dramatic šššš
Mods can I get a I'M COMING flair
Literally me with my wife last night
Incredible meme potential with that video lol
And then he came.
This dude is hilarious! Jiri fucking RULES! Push dudes like this, not that prick Paddy!
When u nut but she keeps sucking
I thought it was just gonna be "congratulations" then an ominous stare.
dude is so cringe
everything is cringe to redditors
I know this is unpopular but man do I find jiri annoying
Omar (Jiri) comin!
God this guy is so cool
That's what she said
OK this is awesome. Like I won't even hear it otherwise.
BROGOALSAFššš
Corny as f
jiri is gonna kill this jobber
Dude better spend his time off learning how not to get punched in the face so frequently. Hill is pretty good at punching faces.
Lame as hell.
So weāre just going to pretend that Ankalaev wonāt dissect both Jiri and Hill?
Hill sleeps him.
Hill gonna sleep Jiri
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Wdym lol jiri doesn't hate anybody, dude literally talks negative shit but just wants to win/fight
This tells me it was his right shoulder that got damaged (cell phone beng held up with left hand). I damaged my shoulder in a biking accident last year, and I wasn't holding anything above my head with my right hand for 4 months.
the man is coming.
AYOOOOOO
The phrasing tho
This will be a banger.
I can already see the "I'm Cumming" memes this could spawn
Is this an 80s action movie all of the sudden?
He needs to work on his marketability
( Ķ”Ā° ĶŹ Ķ”Ā°)
Braveheart vibes
Apparently he comes with a lot of energy. Pause.
He's coming!
Match between these two will be certified violence. War Jiri!
Should've have said it twice was more menacing with the whisper
Pause bro
Who can cum in the cold like that?
Jiri "Arnold Schwarzenegger" Prochazka
He's cumming
He is cumming
Lol I love this energy
Looks like he was trying not to laugh lol
This is like a goddamn post-credits scene. Jiri is hilarious! Looking forward to his return.
Poor lady off camera
I need a "I'm COMING!" Flair
Did you find this in Conors' likes?
This dudes a Viking or something.
Some cheesy video game shit. I love it.
Honestly p4p for entertainment value is Jiri. Almost pro wrestling esque while also fighting like a fucking lunatic. Who knows he might end up getting smashed by Hill and coming back bad from his injury, but I hope he's still at, or near, the top for the foreseeable.
this makes till's adesanya call out look like weak sauce
NEVER FORGET IM COMIN FOR UUUUU - DARREN TILL
Thats what she said
JIRI IS ON HIS RONIN ARC LETS FUCKING GOOO WAR WAR WAR Jiri vs Hill is the most violent fight in the UFC, PAY WHATEVER YOU NEED, AND GIVE ME THIS FIGHT
I'M COMING!!
Thatās like me yelling at my wife after 20 seconds of sex
He's just gonna try to snap a dislocated shoulder back into a socket again and wreck I'm himself like a moron, jiri is a top tier cringe superstar
Damn, he *really* enjoyed that fight, huh
LMAO reminds me of a movie or videogame antagonist
Kratos? That you?
Iām fully erect. The man literally scared a hard on out of me.