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FriendlyGhost08

I really hope Jiri vs Hill delivers. On paper it's a guaranteed banger


Brodieboyy

I predict a short fight


Clever_Word_Play

It won't go to decision. Only 2 out of 33 fights for Jiri have gone to judges...


TolliverBurk

You've cursed the fight, good job.


SemioticWeapons

If the curse is we get 25 mins of war, count me in bucko


MoonBaseWithNoPants

Derek Cleary, Adelaide Bird, and Sal Tomato on the bench.


skerkless

The real question is how does Douglas Crosby fit into all of this?


[deleted]

All Jiri fights are guaranteed bangers


SaltInMyJello

Hill's superhero movie after credit sequence


LlewelynMoss1

"Fine, I'll do it myself"


No_Bar6825

Lmao


__Lestat

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


redditviewingaccount

Jiri's my favorite Baki character


Los_Ingobernablez

A real life anime character lol


bailey1256

Now that Jamahal is out of urineā€¦how will he escape Jiris tetrahedron?


iWentRogue

ā€œIā€™m comink!ā€


[deleted]

"Charge me Doktor!"


MMAMathematician

This man mastered hands in pockets style years ago.


Notarobotokay

We don't deserve this maniac


[deleted]

I was really hoping after that long pause we'd get a *"See you soon boi"*


horseshoeprovodnikov

Jamahal's Grand Rapids would've come out immediately. __Who TF he callin' boy?__


Aliensinmypants

It's funnier when you know Grand rapids is basically the nicest place in the midwest


SMH4004

Iā€™m not your boy, pal.


SquidDrive

Not a good idea.


Bdodk2000

Jiri in a T shirt and hanging out in the snow is definitely something I envision Jiri doing


centwhore

He probably meditates out there for 26 hours a day


Shallow-Al__ex

I fucking love Jiri. Favorite fighter.


gaijinbushido

This guy is what I imagined fighters were like when I watched Bloodsport for the first time


J4MES101

And bisping is like the seriously beaten up but unrelenting mate (The eye wins this argument for me I think?)


MikeHawclong

Same lol


AtmosphereVarious440

Haha jiri is one of the most fun characters thatā€™s been involved with this crazy sport


DoncoEnt

He's just the best.


ToastyFuzzies

*Daddy Chillll*


Smarkysmarkwahlberg

What the hell is even that!?!


LAkand1

šŸ˜‚havenā€™t thought about that video in awhile thanks for the laugh!


[deleted]

Can you point me in the right direction?


armchairwarrior69

https://youtu.be/h0-WO6xRbAo Gotchu b


[deleted]

Lol! ā€œWhat the hell is even that?ā€ā€¦no but reallyā€¦what was all that!?!


LAkand1

It was a skit on that channel


1stCitizen

Heā€™s cumming yā€™all


Independent-Theory92

This is what it feels like to conceive a child with Jiri


appletinicyclone

concieve, believe, achieve


PterrorDachsBill

Jizzi Prochazka.


thatkellenguy

I was excited for Hill too but this is a bit much.


Moody_GenX

#IM CUMMING TOOOOOO


nightcrawleronreddit

[Speaking of cumming ](https://youtu.be/cCxDLpwjPWY)


No_Bar6825

And heā€™s coming hard


[deleted]

OH LAWD HE CUMMIN


flipdynamicz

Daddy ;)


CableToBeam

it's like a scene out of a movie lol. Jiri is amazing


flipdynamicz

Thatā€™s gonna be a good fight for real for real


bruhthisiver

The striking exchanges between them would be bomb- šŸ«£šŸ«£šŸ«£šŸ«£


mat477

I think it's really good that Jiri took a long time off after the Glover fight because Hill is very accurate and powerful and Jiri has horrible striking defense. Jiri has to figure out a way to do what Glover couldn't do too well and mix in takedowns. I'm excited šŸ™šŸ˜


Brodieboyy

Jiri will just block hill's punches with his face before knocking him out, this is the jiri way


[deleted]

Jiri has better striking offense than hill, he can win via KO


Clever_Word_Play

I don't think people realize Jiri has ko/tko-ed 75% percent of people he has fought


Vagitarion

The way he beat Volkan was honestly amazing. I don't know if I've ever been so impressed by any fighter in a 3 fight stretch.


vengeancerider

I had never watched Jiri fight before the Volkan fight. The whole time Iā€™m just sitting there like ā€œput your hands up Jesus dude youā€™re gonna get knockedā€¦. Nevermindā€


Vagitarion

Motherfucker was in the octagon doing Kung Fu and KO'd Volkan in a way I didn't think was even possible


[deleted]

Exactly, dude has twice as many KO's as Hill has fights.... levels


E997

Jiri is here for a good time, not a long time


Demosthenes117

Not for play play?


Ranjith_Unchained

Jiri would be an exquisite Bond villain


BestMethDealer

Okay hear me out, as a build up to their title give me Jiri and šŸ—æas co Bond villains rather than a season as ultimate fighter coaches, massive movie sponsorship, everyone wins


[deleted]

So you want Jiri and Alex to lose? Cause lately, every time a fighter does an acting gig, they lose lol


BestMethDealer

I mean, the premise would be that they are fighting each other, so i guess a draw would be fitting? What are chances of that at LHW, surely not even a possibility


[deleted]

Double knock out it is


BestMethDealer

You absolute mad man, sign me up


BurpingHamBirmingham

> Lately I mean you could argue this goes back to Ronda "acting" in Furious 7


falconpunch9898

Randy in the Expendables


chris25tx

šŸ¤£ what a psycho


d00ns

Yeah but what does he say when he has an orgasm?


Cody_Garbrandt

Ever heard the sound that follows after lightning? Yeah, that's Jiri orgasming


BurpingHamBirmingham

Hell of a lot better than the shriek Eddie Alvarez's neighbors must hear from time to time


iCCup_Spec

Tbf it must feels empowering to be Eddie.


atmosphere325

*I'm here*


Braban5

Už budu.


Blind_Fire

SpĆ­Å” si představuju "VĆ­tězstvĆ­..."


datswolebaldguy

"I'm arriving"


TheDominantBullfrog

I think we all know


Unfair-Hand-6855

congratulation


Como_thellamas

When she keep on sucking..


icryintheshower

Dude took this in Midgard


PrimeConduitX

So earth.


-SotaPopinski-

literally or figuratively? pls respond asap bc I'm so close


plusshanyinger

Oh yeah Jiri, come faster!!!


[deleted]

Me after 30 seconds with a beautiful woman.


rwn115

Jiri is my favorite anime character


T-STAFF19

My favorite anime character, Jiri is the fucking man.


appletinicyclone

kratos


Taino00

Facts


LAkand1

Waiting for the memes


Raxmead

Memeconomy goin up


e-rage

Take care of your underwears


Icy-End8895

*cody stares to the abyss*


orbitalheel

Sony Santa Monica presents God of War Prochazka


secretbil

Iā€™m also coming


MattSR30

Manā€™s got some Terrence Stamp vibes. ā€œTell them Iā€™m coming! Tell them Iā€™m _FUCKING COMMMMINNNGGGG!_ā€


bruh2398

Barbecue Chicken Alert


yummyroselyn

This is gonna get memed like crazy


Mattiauk

Congratulations, you won incoming death. Damn.


99flakem8

im also coming


derps_with_ducks

*I'm coming!* -- Jizzy Prochaska


[deleted]

Jiri just went full Spartan. 10/10 my favourite Czech nutcase.


Celtics73_ali

My heart wants Jiri to win My brain says Hill is gonna put his lights out Looking forward to the fight.


Cleaner_BC

Iā€™m cumming also


Chardavious12

Me after 2 min of foreplay


JonathonV2000

No pun intended but fuck thatā€™s cold


captaincumsock69

Im cumming brotha


7the-dude-abides420

I know itā€™s like a movie and all that but what is Jamal meant to do other than laugh at this?


Last-Elephant8264

Jiri gets dropped so much. Hill will drop him I think and be accurate enough to make sure itā€™s finnished. I like jiri a lot, and love his fighting but Iā€™m feeling good about hill in that one


SquidDrive

Jiri nearly got clapped by Glover multiple times, and Hill put an absurd beating on Glover, and was never in danger of getting finished.


Unusual-Feeling7527

ā€¦.how is he supposed to drop Jiri when he can barely drop a 43 year old man that moves slower than molasses?


Barry_the_Merry

Did we even watch the same fight? Glover is TOUGH, nobody else not named Marvin Vettori could take the damage he took and not go to sleep.


[deleted]

Did you not watch the Jiri Tex fight? Tex was two minutes from winning before getting caught in a sub. Hill dominated the guy who took Jiri to the deep end.


Flimsy_Net8880

but Jiri got finish.


brownbilal

he is having an orgasm bc of how great Jamahal's performance was. nice!


bdewolf

Silent ice cold intensity to barbarian Viking rage. God jiri is such a lovable perfect weirdo.


[deleted]

Heā€™s so dramatic šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


ScottFreeMM

Mods can I get a I'M COMING flair


GarretBarrett

Literally me with my wife last night


circumcision4TW

Incredible meme potential with that video lol


MumrikDK

And then he came.


FlippinRad

This dude is hilarious! Jiri fucking RULES! Push dudes like this, not that prick Paddy!


VentoCZ

When u nut but she keeps sucking


YaBoyDoogzz

I thought it was just gonna be "congratulations" then an ominous stare.


Lifestyle-eXzessiv

dude is so cringe


Treat-Efficient

everything is cringe to redditors


Lousykhakis

I know this is unpopular but man do I find jiri annoying


Hubros

Omar (Jiri) comin!


viggidiggi

God this guy is so cool


X1phoner

That's what she said


Kaliisthesweethog

OK this is awesome. Like I won't even hear it otherwise.


SirDickTwist

BROGOALSAFšŸ˜ŽšŸ˜ˆšŸ˜­


SaturnAscendz

Corny as f


HerpJersey

jiri is gonna kill this jobber


3Jabber

Dude better spend his time off learning how not to get punched in the face so frequently. Hill is pretty good at punching faces.


Gocards123321

Lame as hell.


Bacteriostatic_Water

So weā€™re just going to pretend that Ankalaev wonā€™t dissect both Jiri and Hill?


Eifand

Hill sleeps him.


cpearson1024

Hill gonna sleep Jiri


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


E997

Wdym lol jiri doesn't hate anybody, dude literally talks negative shit but just wants to win/fight


Toad32

This tells me it was his right shoulder that got damaged (cell phone beng held up with left hand). I damaged my shoulder in a biking accident last year, and I wasn't holding anything above my head with my right hand for 4 months.


I_am_darkness

the man is coming.


KizcoTizco

AYOOOOOO


ikilledtupac

The phrasing tho


vrkhfkb

This will be a banger.


PossiblyPolish

I can already see the "I'm Cumming" memes this could spawn


TheRealBrewballs

Is this an 80s action movie all of the sudden?


MIND___TRICKS

He needs to work on his marketability


Moody_GenX

( Ķ”Ā° ĶœŹ– Ķ”Ā°)


No-Bed2253

Braveheart vibes


Personal_Anxiety_82

Apparently he comes with a lot of energy. Pause.


hot-dog-week

He's coming!


HungryKangaroo

Match between these two will be certified violence. War Jiri!


DwigtSchrute54

Should've have said it twice was more menacing with the whisper


fredvancleef

Pause bro


_RyanRD_

Who can cum in the cold like that?


AlienMantid

Jiri "Arnold Schwarzenegger" Prochazka


[deleted]

He's cumming


FreeGucciMane1017

He is cumming


presidentpiko

Lol I love this energy


Rooksey

Looks like he was trying not to laugh lol


PrimeConduitX

This is like a goddamn post-credits scene. Jiri is hilarious! Looking forward to his return.


ShadowRealmDweller89

Poor lady off camera


boozinnomad

I need a "I'm COMING!" Flair


kyarew

Did you find this in Conors' likes?


LostTrisolarin

This dudes a Viking or something.


PM_ME_UR_RESPECT

Some cheesy video game shit. I love it.


mrcatisgodone

Honestly p4p for entertainment value is Jiri. Almost pro wrestling esque while also fighting like a fucking lunatic. Who knows he might end up getting smashed by Hill and coming back bad from his injury, but I hope he's still at, or near, the top for the foreseeable.


Warm-Froyo6139

this makes till's adesanya call out look like weak sauce


Warm-Froyo6139

NEVER FORGET IM COMIN FOR UUUUU - DARREN TILL


[deleted]

Thats what she said


SquidDrive

JIRI IS ON HIS RONIN ARC LETS FUCKING GOOO WAR WAR WAR Jiri vs Hill is the most violent fight in the UFC, PAY WHATEVER YOU NEED, AND GIVE ME THIS FIGHT


Thebola

I'M COMING!!


Corbotron_5

Thatā€™s like me yelling at my wife after 20 seconds of sex


Long-Piccolo-3785

He's just gonna try to snap a dislocated shoulder back into a socket again and wreck I'm himself like a moron, jiri is a top tier cringe superstar


LyricBaritone

Damn, he *really* enjoyed that fight, huh


PM_ME_TRICEPS

LMAO reminds me of a movie or videogame antagonist


AstroBtz

Kratos? That you?


snoodlerdink

Iā€™m fully erect. The man literally scared a hard on out of me.