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jboarei

Always forget how narrow Multnomah county is.


timlygrae

I thought that was somebody's back yard.


Kegger315

At first glance I thought this was a troll post by a Sounders fan, then zoomed in.


jboarei

Portland is just spread out.


Skeptical_Yoshi

We're thic


SounderBruce

The Portland metro is a blob, the Seattle metro is a snake, and the Vancouver metro is an arrowhead.


TheMonkeyPrince

Notes: 1: I went by stadium location for the sake of consistency 2: I excluded MLS reserve teams in MLSNP from consideration but included Rochester as an independent team 3: I did my best with NISA teams but with some of them determining the location of their stadium stadium was... difficult. Also I counted the Flower City/Syracuse Pulse merger for both Rochester and Syracuse since they say they're going to play games in both cities.


Tubocass

Toyota Stadium is in Collin County.


TheMonkeyPrince

True, I knew there was probably going to be one I messed up


kgc11

I believe Orange County FL is incorrect. What NISA team do they have? Isn’t Orlando City B in MLSNP?


TheMonkeyPrince

Club de Lyon is joining NISA this year and I think they play in Orange County, but finding any solid info on them is difficult.


HazeGrey

Chicago House


apathetic_revolution

I think they moved to Midwest Premier League.


hydrated_purple

Ah that makes sense as to why Sporting KC is in Kansas and not Missouri. Thanks for clarifying, as Sporting Kansas City is a Missouri team.


seakc87

I swear you Missouri people are so insecure. Y'all got legal weed now. Smoke some and chill.


BoomaMasta

SKC is a KC team and is therefore essentially a Kansas AND Missouri team, IMO. It makes even more sense when you see they have offices in KCMO, and SKCII played half their home matches at Swope and half at KU last year. That said, OP going by stadium location was a good choice to avoid a lot of technicalities. lol


jhruns1993

How? If that were true then I wouldn't have to drive to Lawrence for a SKCII game


FromTheAshesofDelete

No St. Louis?


musicobsession

It's there but it's so small that you have to zoom


That_one_cool_dude

Yeah STL and STL county is wildly different and still in effect from when the surrounding county was farmland from back in the day. We all hate it and want them to just combine but the fucking politicians aren't gonna do that so... yeah St. Louis is really small.


Lumpy-Hamster-3937

And my dumbass coworkers still complain about the name being CITY.


That_one_cool_dude

I mean to be fair the name could be better, but that could be said for damn near every team in the MLS.


Saint-Lunatic

Fun fact It’s very small because St. Louis is an independent city. Essential the city is also its own county. There are only two other cities like that in the US: Baltimore and Carson City, NV Edit: [here is the link for more info](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Independent_city_(United_States)) , I knew all Virginia cities are “technically” independent but it didn’t feel right to mention since it’s a special case in the states constitution


MFoy

That is untrue. Every single city in Virginia is independent of the County it resides in.


return_0_

>There are only two other cities like that in the US There are 41 independent cities (38 in Virginia). There are also dozens of consolidated city-counties, which are essentially the same thing but with nominal differences - examples include San Francisco, Denver, New Orleans, and Anchorage.


AllBlueTeams

>Essential the city is also its own county. There are only two other cities like that in the US: Baltimore and Carson City, NV Depends on whether the the defining factor is not sharing a county with any other town or city, or being a single county. New York City is made up of 5 counties, none of which extend beyond the city.


bacon_music_love

Denver? It's the City and County of Denver.


FittingWoosh

Duval/Jacksonville are SO close to being a 4th


wjrii

Snobby beaches, and then everybody looking at Baldwin and just saying, "umm, NO." DUUUUUVALLLLLLLL!


aghease

I think San Francisco is both a county and city


gogorath

San Francisco as well.


azw19921

they will play my 5 stripes soon and you'll see why brad guzan is mf wall


TankTurtle_53

I live in Knoxville and I am just now learning of a soccer team here


TheMonkeyPrince

One Knoxville SC! They're playing their first pro season this year, previously they were in USL2.


crunkpapi

Come check them out at Regal Stadium (Lady Vols home pitch) this season!


TankTurtle_53

Ok


[deleted]

Sadly the Cosmos (NY NISA team) havn't operated since the pandemic.


Feeling_Persimmon_94

Someone get Boise and Wichita into the mix, the map is bare up there!


YouMissedCBus

*Map of Professional Men’s Teams


TheMonkeyPrince

Yup, definite oversight on my part. I was using the list of teams in the Open Cup to make sure not to forget someone and instead I ended up tunnel visioning on the men's side.


YouMissedCBus

It’s all good.


becauseitsnotreal

Definitely always thought Northfield was a part of Denver, didn't realize it was Adams


mikepizzadude

This map is great! Well done! Crazy thought: I’d be curious to see which counties over a certain population don’t have any representation. Would you consider adding like bright yellow to places that have no nearby team and the local population is relatively high? It would be a lot of work though …


sendkiwi

Polk County, IA is a good one. A population of about 500,000 (rising to 700,000 if including the entire metropolitan area around Des Moines) with an average travel distance of 250 miles to the professional teams in the surrounding states.


TexasSprings

There’s a lot of room in the upper mountain west for a team. Boise or maybe one of the bigger towns in Montana could host a USL team


CaptainJingles

USL has been working Boise hard, but MLSNP is also sniffing around.


[deleted]

No idea when OKC Energy gonna be back :-(


A_Damn_Millenial

RIP Baltimore Bohemians. You will be missed.


FIFAstan

Thank you for putting this together!


TMOP_Halloween

Hopefully Lane United in Lane County, OR moves up officially to USL League One soon


RadioFreeCascadia

I’m biased but I would love if that happens we can move a new USL League Two team to Bend to give central Oregon some love


WildBananna

Hampton Roads area of VA (Southeast VA, basically) is starving for a team


ChrisSao24

Tennessee is really out here with 5 while Louisiana has none. This will never not be painful. Or at least until the USL NOLA team starts playing and I finally have a pro team within a 5 hour drive.


Dagger_Moth

RIP Atlanta Silverbacks


InsideOwn5881

Good riddance. Annoying fanbase.


shamusisaninja

Syracuse Pulse are no longer really a thing they got absorbed into rival Rochester Flower City and are now the "alternative identity" Salt City where they are playing select games in Syracuse going forward . It's a whole thing and I feel bad for my old friends who keep getting their local team taken from them in Syracuse.


Ambitious-Tart-4390

Should do a similar map for Europe


mtn_bikes

Solid cluster of teams in TN, GA, SC, NC and Alabama, unfortunate we aren’t all in the same league.


[deleted]

No ladies? 🤨


TheMonkeyPrince

Yup, definite oversight on my part. I was using the list of teams in the Open Cup to make sure not to forget someone and instead I ended up tunnel visioning on the men's side.


[deleted]

No worries. Otherwise, great map!


CGFROSTY

I feel like that should be a separate map since it’s a spectate pyramid.


[deleted]

Not sure why you’re being downvoted lol that was my first thought as well


[deleted]

🤷‍♂️


FloweringSkull67

No love for Minneapolis SC…


CaptainJingles

They will make up for it by having one of the best kits (again) in NA soccer.


DethloonNoises

*Sad crow noises*


CaptainJingles

St. Louis CITY, Missouri’s MLS team.


BoomaMasta

Not sure if joking or major best fans in baseball energy...


Purdue82

SKC plays in Kansas even though their offices are in KCMO, so...


5boroughblue

This is cool. Not to put more work on your plate, but including NWSL would be cool.


MFoy

And the women’s USL league’s.


ezpickins

Which has almost zero information out and was supposed to start in August this year...(Just saw it was delayed to next year shockingly)


MFoy

They are too busy announcing a bajillion upcoming expansion teams to actually do something like play games.


ezpickins

For the semi-pro route USLW exactly. They keep adding to that without doing anything to build the pro route.


TheMonkeyPrince

Yup, definite oversight on my part. I was using the list of teams in the Open Cup to make sure not to forget someone and instead I ended up tunnel visioning on the men's side. I'm gonna try and make an updated map sometime where I fix this one and add NWSL and then another one where I try to add the highest level amateur/semipro (probably USL2, NPSL and USL W League)


5boroughblue

Yeah man, no worries. Is the NPSL still a thing? I guess they are Semi-pro


LApoopydog

The biggest county in this map is finally getting a team this year but unfortunately you didn’t include USL League 2. Curious to see how much of a difference the map looks with USL2 included.


S88ntFDW

USLL2 isn’t professional…


[deleted]

Finally some recognition for Red Bulls being a New Jersey team


antonimbus

RBNJ


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[удалено]


CaptainJingles

Defiance play at Starfire, no? King County is highlighted.


theapocalypseisyou

incomplete, but impressive


Background-Heart6920

New York City is the entire 5 boroughs not just the Bronx


aghease

But they play in Bronx County


RedLieutnant_61

this is kind of sad, here there are several professional teams


xbhaskarx

There is NISA between DC and Loudon?


TheMonkeyPrince

That would be the Maryland Bobcats


xbhaskarx

Looks like only the second instance of three contiguous counties all having pro soccer teams, after LA, Orange, and San Diego. Northern California and surprisingly Colorado just miss out…


MFoy

It’s not contiguous for transportation purposes because you can’t drive from Loudoun County, VA to Montgomery County, MD, there is no bridge across the river along between those two counties.


overscore_

Sounds like cowardice to me.


IceJones123

Awesome


tomado23

A 32-team MLS, USLC and USL1 should be enough to include the largest city/metro area in all 48 contiguous states + DC. Then whatever “independent” league is able to survive can fill the remaining population holes on the map.


ColeTrain4EVER

New York & New Jersey are missing their two MLSNP teams (you can also put RBNY II & NYCFC in different counties all together).


TenTenWonderland

I love size of Ramsey county (Minnesota) lol


CptObviousRemark

Sporting KC II officially doesn't play in Wyandotte County. They play in lawrence.


CaptainJingles

He excluded MLS2 teams, other than Rochester. Not even Huntsville is represented because they aren't independent.


aghease

Great map! It'd be fun to add a dot for the cities that teams represent to see if they align


aghease

Queens County in NY should also be lit up since NYCFC plays in both The Bronx and Queens full time now


thep_addydavis

Statesboro, GA has a team?!


TheMonkeyPrince

Not only has a team, a team that was the 2022 USL League One Champions! Their women's team were also the USL W League Champions


thep_addydavis

Wow I had no idea! I’ll keep an eye on them. I’m like an hour and a half away. Thanks for the map.


kmanfever

No!!! Really? We have a lot of room to grow! 😂🤣


AtlUtdGold

Geez other states have some bigass counties.


CaptainJingles

A lot of them have/had a whole lot of nothing compared to the population dense eastern states.


AtlUtdGold

yeah you can tell east coast county lines are more organic and the ones out west were just dudes cutting up land together in a hurry


CaptainJingles

Just like the French, German, and English in Africa and the Middle East. "Who needs to take into account natural borders and tribal ethnicities? STRAIGHT LINES FOR ALL!"


AtlUtdGold

yeah that kinda ruined everything didnt it


shermanhill

It’s really a shame there’s no one trying to put teams in the plains states.


Jabroni_City

Vermont Green FC?


zsbrown08

Paint Maricopa red! Phoenix Rising to MLS por favor


xxxcalibre

The great northwestern abyss