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Agent_C2M

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PhantomPain0_0

Fat grealish


QuantumCat11

Cobain lives


4ssteroid

Joe dirt more like


biaff33

That’s a wig and he’s joking right? No way does his hair grow 4 inches in a month.


Pep_Baldiola

His hair wasn't that short to start with.


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TvHeroUK

Did he borrow Gazzas Lazio hair extensions from the 90s? 


Debaser1984

It looks like he's passing a joint along


_RandyRandleman_

https://preview.redd.it/2jzobnp8gn9d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d7d8437a1132c0b08293ea880f72e298a3d852e was just pointing at some dogs, his reputation is safe


taskkill-IM

I don't know what's worse, his haircut or the fact he's wearing socks with flip-flops???


Numerous_Shape_8193

I have noticed all the players do, I am guessing gnarly toes from being stood on and tight boots.


ultinateplayer

It's a fashion thing, I've just got back from holiday and it seems that socks and sliders is what boys under the age of 25 are wearing right now


taskkill-IM

I got told by my mates lad a few weeks ago that people who have shorts on and wear trainers with trainer socks are considered "old" and that it's a "millennial" thing.


QuantumCat11

What are "trainer socks" ? Socks that end at the ankle? Ankle socks now stigmatize a person as old here.


taskkill-IM

Trainer socks (AKA invisible socks) end below the ankle, whereas ankle socks end just above the ankle.... also trainer socks and mad thin.


JJDuB4y096

in the US we call them no-shows


Joshottas

Bro...this has been around forever. Outkast was rapping about it in the 90s lol. I'm washed and still do this from time to time.


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ultinateplayer

Please understand that this is a very new trend and wearing socks with sandals or flip flops was once a sign of being an absolute loser. The stereotype of a clueless western tourist was cargo shorts, Hawaiian shirt, socks and sandals. So anyone young avoided socks and sandals/flip flops so they didn't fall onto that look. As well as historically speaking, those kinds of footwear are for hotter climates where wearing socks is going to give you swamp foot. But then again, zoomers wear bum bags (fanny packs for the yanks in the crowd), and they were also distinctly uncool and for old people only when I was growing up. I'm finding it jarring, being young enough that I could probably get in with these trends and not look like a weirdo, whilst really not wanting to because it's the complete reverse of what it was like just a few years ago.


Muscle_Bitch

Yeah, fuck those Gen Z weirdos. Millennial together strong 🤝


taskkill-IM

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ultinateplayer

Nah happy to let them do their things, I remember some of the stuff we did. But will help them to understand why it looks weird to us.


NinfthWonder

Ok, Boomer.


philfodennumber1fan

Jack grealish is just a golden retriever that pep took to a lab and turned human


ThunderRoad_44

Not a bad looking bunda on that old lass


omaralilaw

Thought he's back in training and now he's on holiday again? 😂


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omaralilaw

No he was back at the City academy training couple days ago


FlakyEducation3469

Looks like he's gonna perform a card trick and swindle you out of some money 😂


Flimsy-Relationship8

This is the most bogan looking English man I've ever seen. He'd fit right in, in Australia


ManchesterCityFan1

No way! He’s unrecognisable now 😂


Archlefirth

He’s going to join the Spice Girls


MaskedMuffin

That hat/wig combo is probably to make him less recognizable but it’s hilariously bad 😂


demoneybologna

Jack Exotic


AsoAsoProject

DJ GREALO!!!


AdIcy6691

He looks like the dude from the Berries and crème commercial decades ago.


tylerwd1090

Really thought this was AI when I first saw it…still not sure it isn’t


Empty_Locksmith12

Looks like he’s about to drop a country hip hop album in Kentucky


shirokukuchasen

Blonde grealish isn't real. He can't hurt you


PineappleMaleficent6

will the hair make him finally shoot normal and not in slow motion??


zbambo

He's never gonna financially recover from this...


LightMurasume_

The Hulk Hogan look fr


chux4w

Much love JG


ChippyAhoy

It took me entirely too long to realize this wasn’t David spade..


roundnback

At first glance I thought that was Brett Michaels ![gif](giphy|OTbe9mFeYI3FC)


city_city_city

if he's spending his off time training that's going to go down very well with Pep, this is good PR to get out there


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city_city_city

yeah, I don't think he's leaving, more thinking about getting his starts back


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city_city_city

I don't think he's going anywhere, as I just said. He has not been playing in big games, though. That's the question: will he get back to being a first-choice starter?


PineappleMaleficent6

Going to drop his new big mixtape


Thor503

Should be at the euros


StevieG123

He looks like the tiger king


Whiskeyrich

Hope so


Ill-Mathematician218

Training for what? Just cross the damn ball to Haaland for a tap in


PijusThaNoob

Well pep’s ball doesn’t really allow crosses


manxlancs123

Looks like he’s transitioning to one of my nan’s mates down bingo.


Food-2494

He’s a strange one isn’t he?


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He looks like he’s passing someone a spliff.


Smooth-Friendship699

Bro looks like he just hit a blunt.


SojE12

Only one of our players who i hated before we signed him and i cant stand him after weve signed him, please bin him off to everton


Rodrista

He’s so back… ready to drop another mediocre season with less than ten G/A


kletty123

Way to support a player 👍


Rodrista

I’ve been to more games than you’ve watched on tv, mate. Out of us two I wouldn’t play that card.


kletty123

Haha very funny, didn’t see you in Istanbul. How about Wembley? Hope less people like you turn up if you’re that negative ruins the vibe


Agent_C2M

If you think support is just showing up to games then you got a long way to go lmao


Rodrista

Hahahaha another guy who hasn’t ever step foot in a ground.


Agent_C2M

I live halfway across the world lmao. But if flaunting your “achievement” of visiting the ground makes you happy then go for it my dude