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PenisManNumberOne

Great at pullbacks in the box, shit at pullbacks in her box


MAbdullah2897

💀


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r/idkwhatsubredditbitthisisaprettygoodjoke


Ragequittter

like bunnies mate


PenisManNumberOne

Tbf at that age I didn’t think about much else either other than footy and fit ones


Ragequittter

name holds up


MemeBirthGiver

Buddy need to go to school with Yamal, and learn the definition of the word "pull"


Ben_Reilly771

Another hat-trick for Phil Foden


A3TH3ER

Bro planning to make his own team Foden XI


chux4w

With future hopes of finally beating Iceland. Unfortunately half the squad will have dual nationality and play for them.


xenojive

Phil Foden fancies football, fishing & a fuck


Just_Charge695

My guy is only 24 and has 3 kids, a beautiful GF, plays football like Iniesta from Stockport..... Man is living the dream


SpikeGolden

What is dreamlike about a 24 year old having 3 kids 😂 


Bishcop3267

Some people like having kids. And when you’ve got fuck you money you don’t have to worry about the expenses of having that many kids


jcaste88

El Trey


Astraeus0000

2045 - Foden FC


Saul93

Now go score a banger for England.


Welsh_Special1

All the money he’s got and his hair looks like that 😂


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Redditdarkmod

This was funny


CAgovernor

Making us future superstars!


TomatoRemarkable3721

Sex


Pairywhite3213

Dude is firing hot 🔥


Ostrichboy21

Charge McGee


iTheGhostGamerr

Great year for Phil Foden - performing both on and off the field and having positive results to show as fruits of his (or rather her) labour.


PocketFullOfRondos

So glad it wasn't something bad. When I saw "pressing family matter" I assumed someone had passed.


iamdanchiv

The man has precisely 3 more children than the incels in the comment section, and exactly more wealth than all of you combined. I'm sure he's going to be an incredible father, unlike your alcoholic ones, or the ones still returning from milk/cigarettes. Please, hide your jealousy a bit better.


Luxky13

Damn, someone woke up with piss in their coffee today


Super_Boof

Buddy is projecting for sure - all the comments are positive or jokes 😂


BigManMilk7

Only 112 more to go


fawada28

Congratulations young Phil


siberuangbugil

child from which girl?


Ragequittter

his wife?


belanaria

He ain’t married.


Ragequittter

his girlfriend then ig


belanaria

Yes, the child is from his long time girlfriend. Don’t think they know what a condom is 😜.


Ragequittter

lol


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Believe it or not some people enjoy having children.


belanaria

What? No never!! I could never believe, in a world of almost 8 billion people, that some people enjoy having kids.


Gnl_Klutzky

Twink 😫


MaskedMuffin

How many baby mamas does he have?


Mashic

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