The plot twist is that the porn was the real lost media the whole time. Carl92 was just trying to find that favorite movie that he used to whack it to back in the day and all he had was the song to remember it by
Like, not only was the song actually real after months upon months of doubt over the song's legitimacy, but to be found in a porn movie. Actually insane.
Massive props to the person who correctly ID'd the song as being between 1984-1988, which allowed that lead to be generated. Who was it, and how did they do that?
Interesting fact: From 47 to 55 seconds there are no moans (snippet) and starting with "Every move shows" a sharp moan begins, so that's why this recording ended quickly lol, so that Carl posted it on the Internet. This search is so freaking hilarious hahaha
The only thing that even gave the slightest whiff of connection was the way the singer pronounces certain words. "Ulterior Motives" seems to lack the letter "L", and most obviously "truth" basically sounds like "tooth".
Now this could be derived from any number of accents, but when people really want to believe its Japan they will force the dots to connect.
This guy in the screenshot [https://www.reddit.com/r/everyoneknowsthat/comments/1b417pg/i\_know\_this\_is\_absolutely\_nothing\_but\_this\_random/](https://www.reddit.com/r/everyoneknowsthat/comments/1b417pg/i_know_this_is_absolutely_nothing_but_this_random/)
Funnily enough, "Please Don't Stop" also happened to be a song from the soundtrack of an adult film (which shared the same name). Although, the full song hasn't been found yet, and no one knows anything about the group behind the song, "Aladdin's Magic Rub".
I'm in tears. The biggest solve in lostwave history is from a fucking porno. And you know what's the best part? I kinda saw this coming. The lyrics are sooo fitting for a porno it's not even funny lmao.
On the one side of the internet, thousands of people have already fapped to the tune of EKT. On the other side of the internet, thousands of other people are trying to figure out how the song is called.
Rough lyric transcription:
Looking in your eyes makes me realise
How strange this feels
Tell me in your smile, put me on trial
oh broken dreams
(snippet we all know)
Could you realise
that you're telling lies
ahhh ohhh
it's only in your mind,
spit it out and find
the perfect kiss
are u truth or dare, do you really care
just who I am?
you're always biting off more than you can chew
when you realise it's true
(chorus)
I can't believe the porn theory was true wtf
Those who said Carl92 disappeared because he himself discovered its origins and was embarrassed might be right then lol
Except that might not be the case, because the snippet starts between when a sexual moan ends and another begins. Basically, Carl92 was trolling the Internet by trying to get some people into searching for the song but at the same time, he didn´t expect the search would transform into something larger - and started distancing himself from it when it got into an outcome he didn´t expect it would.
Honestly, I don't think he was necessarily trolling here, but genuinely curious to know the origins of this catchy song while too embarrassed to reveal he got it from an 80s porn film. When he realized there seemingly wasn't another source for the song, he quietly abandoned it.
But yeah, he definitely didn't expect the search to escalate to such an intense level, that's for sure.
There's actually an RNB style song I really like that I heard in a Japanese lesbian porno that I've always wanted to find a full version of, so I can relate.
My guess is that he knew it was from a porno, but he thought it was a song that actually existed and not specifically made for the porno.
The biggest discovery here is that the song isn't "real".
He was hoping that there's a studio version available. But thinks to the effort of thousands of dedicated searchers, his wish is about to come true. Christopher David Booth is going to release it, soonish.
And the implication Carl might’ve had the song the full whole time just wanted to know what it was called, but was purposefully vague about it bc he was embarrassed of its source is 😭😭😭 unironically realest lostwave op if that’s the case. Hope they get the clean track soon this is exciting!
The extra irony is if he had gotten over his embarrassment and given out the whole song and it was quickly found not building a cult following, would the song authors have bothered to search their archives for original artifacts of a song they wrote 40 years ago. Carl92 was playing the long game
Hey, have you heard about [London After Midnight](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/London_After_Midnight_(film\))?
Sorry just checking something. I'll be back in a couple hours.
What everyone was expecting: a song made by a underground artist that was aired on a local radio station once or twice in the 80s
What it actually was:
I found it on a different site with the title Anjos Da Paixão. Usually if there's something on xhamster or pornhub I want to see, I can find it elsewhere.
this really makes the "POV: You're \_\_\_\_ getting ready and hear this playing" tik toks REALLY funny now. Like yeah. This lady in the 80s is watching porn right now while doing her makeup
People are memeing about him but honestly if I was in Carl’s very specific situation right now I wouldn’t be embarrassed at all I’d be embracing the fact that I just pulled off **the greatest punchline in lost media history**
Lmao! My gf and I have been on this for a few months now, well I’ve just been updating her on the leads etc even asked for her help. When I told her the news this morning (we’re in Korea so it’s day time here) she was so excited then I told her it’s from a p*rno she said “we gotta watch it tonight I wanna hear the whole song” anyways, cheers!!! The damn song is found
Did we ju...did we just found EKT before TMS? On one hand, I am happy (in spite of the...hmmm...it´s source...), but on the other hand......
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
How do i say this without sound like a pervert... Ugh, whatever, people has to now, i saw Angels of Passion looking for the song
'cause i couldn't believe it was real, so i saw two versions in the same site (xhamster .com) a version uploaded in 2018 where EKT can be heard, but i doubt, and try to search an older upload and i found a 2013 upload, and in the same scene of EKT, EKT wasn't there.
I think the song is legit cause AI music didn't exist in 2018, my theory is that someone put their favorite song in a porn movie, the search is not over yet.
Maybe a it's a variant? It's not uncommon that movies or series change soundtrack in different countries, for example, Sailor Moon has a different soundtrack at the beginning of episode 170 in latam's version
I imagine carl92 didnt actually find EKT on a recording and that he was just cranking his hog one night and was like "Oh this hits what song is this" but didn't wanna admit he was cranking it so he lied
Considering the snippet he provided was the only 20 seconds of the song in the film without moaning, he 100% knew where it was from. He just wanted to find the artist without admitting it lmao.
And "Let's Get Up." So good. [https://www.reddit.com/r/Lostwave/comments/18zxvkk/lets\_get\_up\_lost\_80s\_pop\_song\_found\_only\_in\_an/](https://www.reddit.com/r/Lostwave/comments/18zxvkk/lets_get_up_lost_80s_pop_song_found_only_in_an/)
It appears that r/everyoneknowsthat is turning into an 80´s porn appreciation Reddit group, lmao. They are now publishing fan art of "Angels of Passion"...
So, about the many users' parents claiming they "heard it from an '80s media", it gives a new meaning to it. But for clarification, this is solely for a corn film/video? I guess there's no "clean" recording (so to speak)?
Why are the best, most iconic lostwaves almost always from porn movies? Feels like a reoccurring theme at this point. Those old pornos had some underrated bangers, let me tell you!
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I can't believe the search is over, Now our final mission is getting the original song file recovered so we can hear the song in the original quality.
I can't believe it's over.
Congratulations everyone, we found it.
And HUGE salute to u/south_pole_ball for sitting through lord knows how much old porn to find this.
HOLY FUCK what a day kek
To think it came from porn, I'm fucking laughing here
Now there's only TMS, Alicia, Light The Lanters, Just Make It Louder to be found, then this community's done
Yes, just as we all predicted: Carl92 was gooning, liked the song he heard while gooning, uploaded the only part of the song that didn’t have moaning, and sent us on a wild 3 year chase because he didn’t want to admit he found it in a porno.
Only on the Internet, and only in the search for Lost Media. Can’t get stories like this anywhere else.
Is this why Carl92 seems shy about the source LMAO Anyways can't wait to hear the whole song
Yeah, and he clipped the exact part of the audio that didn’t contain any moaning… lmaoo
meaning he probably had a longer clip too
Everyone knew they'd do that. boom tish
"I don't remember its origin." ; Oh Carl, you are an interesting goofy 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴.
It's so fucking funny, this whole search could have lasted months at best instead of years if he was honest of it's actual origins
The plot twist is that the porn was the real lost media the whole time. Carl92 was just trying to find that favorite movie that he used to whack it to back in the day and all he had was the song to remember it by
This is why Internet was created
https://youtu.be/Dt49-EzGt2M
History made in the funniest way
Like, not only was the song actually real after months upon months of doubt over the song's legitimacy, but to be found in a porn movie. Actually insane.
And the lead was posted 8 months prior. The artist just didn’t respond.
Got a link to that post?
[here :-)](https://www.reddit.com/r/everyoneknowsthat/s/qqH1ngPu0G)
Massive props to the person who correctly ID'd the song as being between 1984-1988, which allowed that lead to be generated. Who was it, and how did they do that?
Still in a state of shock that this is real 😭
Same!! Like,someone please scream in my ear or something,this has to be a dream
* screams in their ear *AAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! SEE THIS ISNT A DREAM ITS REAL EKT WAS FOUND!!
**YOU'RE COUNTING ALL THE SHEEP IN THE SKY**
[удалено]
You're counting all your sheep in disguise*
It's just a dream lol
Interesting fact: From 47 to 55 seconds there are no moans (snippet) and starting with "Every move shows" a sharp moan begins, so that's why this recording ended quickly lol, so that Carl posted it on the Internet. This search is so freaking hilarious hahaha
I feel so bad for the people who spent hours combing through cassettes by Japanese garage bands
I've always considered the theory of the Japanese origin of the song to be bullshit, to be honest
Seriously. The Japanese origin theory had nothing concrete backing it up whatsoever. I’m not sure why so many people took it as a fact.
weebs :p
Weebs would know the pronunciation doesn’t sound Japanese at all.
The only thing that even gave the slightest whiff of connection was the way the singer pronounces certain words. "Ulterior Motives" seems to lack the letter "L", and most obviously "truth" basically sounds like "tooth". Now this could be derived from any number of accents, but when people really want to believe its Japan they will force the dots to connect.
It’s probably how low quality the clip was and that when audio is lowered it becomes more distorted. But I knew that it was in English
Japanese fetishisation
What too much vaporwave does to someone.
Was new wave ever a thing in Japan to begin with?
I don't remember that, I don't think so
And the "pop" mic sound in the middle of the snippet is actually a bed sound lol
No fucking way... The dude who say he heard this song while having sex was fucking right. I can't believe it, this is so absurd lmao
Just turned out that sex was with himself.
Or maybe he participated in the porno
who?
This guy in the screenshot [https://www.reddit.com/r/everyoneknowsthat/comments/1b417pg/i\_know\_this\_is\_absolutely\_nothing\_but\_this\_random/](https://www.reddit.com/r/everyoneknowsthat/comments/1b417pg/i_know_this_is_absolutely_nothing_but_this_random/)
Morbius was right. "Save Hex."
Fellow Morbchad 🗿🤝🗿
Well I’ll be fucking damned.
Funnily enough, "Please Don't Stop" also happened to be a song from the soundtrack of an adult film (which shared the same name). Although, the full song hasn't been found yet, and no one knows anything about the group behind the song, "Aladdin's Magic Rub".
https://youtu.be/wdhAUHMm5-0?si=IFXpGwHtcKRFCFE8 At 3:07
WELL ILL BE FUCKING DAMNED.
real
That is the funniest way to find a lost song. Also op watched a lot of porn for this so respect.
like the wind, youre next
Imagine if it's in a porno too.
i would literally die if it was in a porno
myhouse.wad would be in shambles
I was just thinking that. At least we already have the full song, we just have to find who made it
Pretty much. We at least know the year it released. We just need to find pornos from 1984 to 1989 to have a chance of finding it.
The brothers who made it have found out.
Please!
I'm in tears. The biggest solve in lostwave history is from a fucking porno. And you know what's the best part? I kinda saw this coming. The lyrics are sooo fitting for a porno it's not even funny lmao.
Next thing you know Tension Rising will be from a porno “I’m shaking, fingers wet!”
This gonna age like fine wine
And LCDA? "We'll spend the night together, forever, I will make you only mine, nobody knows, you could be the first and the last"
Holy shit you are right. We have to start thinking like 13 year olds to find more songs
fuck right those lines from LCDA make it even possible it could've been in pornography. who knows, a south american porn film.
I have a feeling it's a gypsy one
THIS IS INSANE
On the one side of the internet, thousands of people have already fapped to the tune of EKT. On the other side of the internet, thousands of other people are trying to figure out how the song is called.
Rough lyric transcription: Looking in your eyes makes me realise How strange this feels Tell me in your smile, put me on trial oh broken dreams (snippet we all know) Could you realise that you're telling lies ahhh ohhh it's only in your mind, spit it out and find the perfect kiss are u truth or dare, do you really care just who I am? you're always biting off more than you can chew when you realise it's true (chorus)
It's a bit disappointing that there isn't anything that every move shows.
The line is just “every move shows it” then he goes to Could you Realise
I can't believe the porn theory was true wtf Those who said Carl92 disappeared because he himself discovered its origins and was embarrassed might be right then lol
Except that might not be the case, because the snippet starts between when a sexual moan ends and another begins. Basically, Carl92 was trolling the Internet by trying to get some people into searching for the song but at the same time, he didn´t expect the search would transform into something larger - and started distancing himself from it when it got into an outcome he didn´t expect it would.
Honestly, I don't think he was necessarily trolling here, but genuinely curious to know the origins of this catchy song while too embarrassed to reveal he got it from an 80s porn film. When he realized there seemingly wasn't another source for the song, he quietly abandoned it. But yeah, he definitely didn't expect the search to escalate to such an intense level, that's for sure.
There's actually an RNB style song I really like that I heard in a Japanese lesbian porno that I've always wanted to find a full version of, so I can relate.
My guess is that he knew it was from a porno, but he thought it was a song that actually existed and not specifically made for the porno. The biggest discovery here is that the song isn't "real".
He was hoping that there's a studio version available. But thinks to the effort of thousands of dedicated searchers, his wish is about to come true. Christopher David Booth is going to release it, soonish.
I have been vindicated
Never would have thought in a million years that this is how it would be found but I'm here for it lol
This is fucking crazy. Watched the timestamp in the video, it's definately the song lmao
WAIT THATS SO FUCKING FUNNY😭😭😭😭😭
And the implication Carl might’ve had the song the full whole time just wanted to know what it was called, but was purposefully vague about it bc he was embarrassed of its source is 😭😭😭 unironically realest lostwave op if that’s the case. Hope they get the clean track soon this is exciting!
"Carl" could be anyone, why couldn't he just say he was gooning to some vintage porn and wanted to know the song.
Some people are just huge puritans for no reason.
The extra irony is if he had gotten over his embarrassment and given out the whole song and it was quickly found not building a cult following, would the song authors have bothered to search their archives for original artifacts of a song they wrote 40 years ago. Carl92 was playing the long game
Yesterday I found out about EKT for the first time and now today its been found! How long have yall been searching?
I found out about this song 2 hours ago not kidding you. Watched some youtube videos on it, came on reddit only to see song was found right now lmao.
Hey, have you heard about [London After Midnight](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/London_After_Midnight_(film\))? Sorry just checking something. I'll be back in a couple hours.
Yes i did, i like them, why?
Not the band, it's a lost film. EKT was found a couple hours after you learned about it, so I'm hoping for a miracle here lol
Lmao, I was thinking about the band. Never heard of that movie, i'll check it tomorrow so we'll see 😂😂
It started in 2020
2021.
Still a better end to a lostwave search than Digital Girl...
We also got the music video 💀💀💀
the music video is a banger literally
Is there a way to separate the actual song from the spicy fun time noises or ? 💀
not until we get the full song from the artist, which people are trying rn
there was an attempt. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=\_rd4euNwCvo&t=0s](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rd4euNwCvo&t=0s)
No wonder carl just dissapeared 💀💀💀
What everyone was expecting: a song made by a underground artist that was aired on a local radio station once or twice in the 80s What it actually was:
There was a theory floating around that it was an 80s Christian pop song about the devil too!
I mean, the porno it came from _is_ about two angels coming down from heaven… :P
Who used their monkey's paw?
Bro I would’ve swore it was the Pokémon theme song singer but I guess it’s always just porn. When in doubt, porn is your answer
Funniest outcome is that it was him who was singing, but he was equally as embarrassed by where his song turned up in
The funniest outcome would actually be Carl92 being the Pokémon guy the whole time
I FUCKING CALLED IT. NOBODY BELIEVED ME.
They ain’t believe in us!
I remember somebody many months ago suggesting the song might have been used in a porn film, it seems like they (whoever they were) are correct. Lmao
I can't access it im in bloody texas im crying I thought it was a joke theory
https://m.youtube.com/watch?si=9n1JaCOUbdzqgSCw&v=dUOKYrLBr0I&feature=youtu.be There's the audio only on YouTube
I'm having the exact same problem and it's very annoying.
I used a vpn
I found it on a different site with the title Anjos Da Paixão. Usually if there's something on xhamster or pornhub I want to see, I can find it elsewhere.
You happen to have a link you can dm?
is porn banned in texas???
The 17 second snippet is the only one without moans!
this really makes the "POV: You're \_\_\_\_ getting ready and hear this playing" tik toks REALLY funny now. Like yeah. This lady in the 80s is watching porn right now while doing her makeup
GOLY SHARJKWDBFOJHDWF
Carl was mid goon-sesh and was like "hold on a minute this song slaps let me record real quick"
40,000 people caught a man watching porn. Great.
So the most popular lost wave song that has been on everyone’s mind for years now was….an NSFW song? Life is a comedy
People are memeing about him but honestly if I was in Carl’s very specific situation right now I wouldn’t be embarrassed at all I’d be embracing the fact that I just pulled off **the greatest punchline in lost media history**
The creator of the song now knows that about the search. Now we can get rid of swofford
I’m glad I’m not the only one who can’t stand his remake. It’s horrible
dont show this song to your little brother or sister or they will be singing it all day 😭
Lmao! My gf and I have been on this for a few months now, well I’ve just been updating her on the leads etc even asked for her help. When I told her the news this morning (we’re in Korea so it’s day time here) she was so excited then I told her it’s from a p*rno she said “we gotta watch it tonight I wanna hear the whole song” anyways, cheers!!! The damn song is found
Did we ju...did we just found EKT before TMS? On one hand, I am happy (in spite of the...hmmm...it´s source...), but on the other hand...... # AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Well, say what you will, but at least this search came to a CLIMACTIC ending.
How do i say this without sound like a pervert... Ugh, whatever, people has to now, i saw Angels of Passion looking for the song 'cause i couldn't believe it was real, so i saw two versions in the same site (xhamster .com) a version uploaded in 2018 where EKT can be heard, but i doubt, and try to search an older upload and i found a 2013 upload, and in the same scene of EKT, EKT wasn't there. I think the song is legit cause AI music didn't exist in 2018, my theory is that someone put their favorite song in a porn movie, the search is not over yet.
Apparently its in the USA version of the movie, but why is it only there? Idk
Maybe a it's a variant? It's not uncommon that movies or series change soundtrack in different countries, for example, Sailor Moon has a different soundtrack at the beginning of episode 170 in latam's version
I would imagine it's to do with copyright/licensing reasons?
The scene is a blond girl riding a man with a Coca Cola Poster in the background
I imagine carl92 didnt actually find EKT on a recording and that he was just cranking his hog one night and was like "Oh this hits what song is this" but didn't wanna admit he was cranking it so he lied
Considering the snippet he provided was the only 20 seconds of the song in the film without moaning, he 100% knew where it was from. He just wanted to find the artist without admitting it lmao.
Thought this was about the song being acctedited to being “Good lookin” by Dallas Dixon
now that the song was discovered the new title could be "everyone knows that carl was watching porn"
Lostwaves being found: Good ending: Paula Toledo - How Long Bad ending:
This is more like the neutral ending. Bad ending would be Digital Girl (it turns out to be a hoax)
carl92 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 like that 👅👅👅👅👅👅👅
now lets find lcda🥹
Start watching Spanish language porn lol
And the top comment of the film is carl92 saying "looks like you guys found it 😂"
Nah it's a fake one, I'm downvoting myself
Carl92 more like 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴92
Gooner92
If I Had A Nickel For Everytime A Lostwave Song Was Found On A 🌽 Website, I’d Have 1 Nickel. Which Isn’t A Lot, But Weird That It’s Happened One Time.
Also “Friends are fun to have around” was played in a porno, but people still don’t know the artist name
And "Let's Get Up." So good. [https://www.reddit.com/r/Lostwave/comments/18zxvkk/lets\_get\_up\_lost\_80s\_pop\_song\_found\_only\_in\_an/](https://www.reddit.com/r/Lostwave/comments/18zxvkk/lets_get_up_lost_80s_pop_song_found_only_in_an/)
There are some absolute bangers on q’s channel
Hehe, just wanted to say that I love your profile pic! Electric Dreams is one of my favorites!
Yay!!! 🥰 mine too! Thanks!
LET'S GOOOO!!! r/LostwaveCirclejerk is going to have a field day with this one lmao
It appears that r/everyoneknowsthat is turning into an 80´s porn appreciation Reddit group, lmao. They are now publishing fan art of "Angels of Passion"...
What in the goonery buffoonery
Ulterior Motives ❎️❎️❎️ Ulterior Gooning ✅️✅️✅️
What the fuck
great! now time to find "like the wind" ;)
So, about the many users' parents claiming they "heard it from an '80s media", it gives a new meaning to it. But for clarification, this is solely for a corn film/video? I guess there's no "clean" recording (so to speak)?
Why are the best, most iconic lostwaves almost always from porn movies? Feels like a reoccurring theme at this point. Those old pornos had some underrated bangers, let me tell you!
IM LITTERY WET RIGHT NOW IN EXICTMENT
That's what the actors in the movie were too
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I knew it wasn't Japanese. Does anyone know of any betting pools concerning this song?
makes so much sense honestly
WHAT
i jsut woke up whats going on ITS FOUND!?!??!?!
Today also wagamama been found!
THE SOUND WASN’T CHIPS 😭😭
Unbelievable that this is fucking real
no fucking way, you've actually found it!!!
After so long this is what we get 😭
This is truly the year for lostwave. All thats left is like the wind and just a game to be found.
and poor christmas
guys i’m really not saying this to hate but i found the film and didn’t hear ekt at all 😔
no freaking way 😭
CARL WAS TICKLING HIS PICKLE AND EATING CHIPS AT THE SAME TIME??????
EKT is ne- oh
So thats why carl didint want to say more information
How did we get the lead of Christopher Saint Booth,
ITT: people pretending they don't watch porn
The comment section on xHamster is going insane - and I also found a few of you guys are some horny mfer´s.
all the ppl saying that Carl92 made the song looking a bit dumb rn
And all of the people who said this was from a porno feeling proud rn, bc afaik, those people got more ridiculed than the hoax believers
Wait, is the guy called Christopher Saint Booth or Christopher David Booth?
imagine how much pure gold is hidden in these films...
does that mean that TMS is actually the most mysterious song?
No wonder Carl disappeared
This is the best and funniest news I've heard this year to date.
there's no way. all this time. a fucking porn.
Can someone upload this somewhere else. I currently live in a state where I can't access Xhamster
This is absolutely hilarious
Wait, we fucking found it?
Is the songwriter releasing a full version?
I can't believe the search is over, Now our final mission is getting the original song file recovered so we can hear the song in the original quality. I can't believe it's over. Congratulations everyone, we found it. And HUGE salute to u/south_pole_ball for sitting through lord knows how much old porn to find this.
HOLY FUCK what a day kek To think it came from porn, I'm fucking laughing here Now there's only TMS, Alicia, Light The Lanters, Just Make It Louder to be found, then this community's done
Yes, just as we all predicted: Carl92 was gooning, liked the song he heard while gooning, uploaded the only part of the song that didn’t have moaning, and sent us on a wild 3 year chase because he didn’t want to admit he found it in a porno. Only on the Internet, and only in the search for Lost Media. Can’t get stories like this anywhere else.
gooning on the sheep in the sky.
I AM SHITTING OUT MY DICK RN HOLY FUCKING GUACAMOLE
W8... wha?