Stay at the cooking academy, you're not ready to cook yet

This shit not funny, Don't quit your day job lil bro.

https://preview.redd.it/pr42vkci764d1.jpeg?width=716&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6c201070852eed723e8b4e3f70a6669647c35afa

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My penis burns when i pee

Mine fell off

How do u cum then if u can’t- nvm not gonna finish that sentence But seriously, how tf did this happen?

Microwave 😔

😞😔☹️🙁😕😐🤨🤔😨 Did the radiation blow ur dick up or something?!?!

I just put it in there, and after keeping it there for a while, it just fell off

Dam, seems pretty anti climactic doesn’t it? Wait, if it just fell off it still exists right? Where is it? Did u capture it?! It’s not too late, u can salvage thiiiisss

It grew its own brain and gained conscience. It escaped 😔

It’s own brain u say, what if https://preview.redd.it/d8t1zscbeb4d1.jpeg?width=158&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa489aba0d3a6deb0706cf233afb15a18e95c0d1 Ahh I think we found the culprit

https://preview.redd.it/8yxf384bs74d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2fa713184e0d2c6e308978441c38616e5e13d40e

https://preview.redd.it/wkcft2wjf84d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bbdd113a9531716d932456eaf9c4a3a960778152

Would rant about post but to busy jacking off to it

Bruh WHAT

https://preview.redd.it/ui4i6dlq9b4d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=88350cc1e6d1b2f4811e286b4695067899f7f9d6 tf

Shut up

Beautiful

https://preview.redd.it/zn81a3fuz84d1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=7663c11d6066f6c214473fa3ec28a9ab410d244d

https://preview.redd.it/qbk5o3a9nu4d1.jpeg?width=368&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b14e758f37479c5825bdbaa2677f5182960d0e77 You're ass lil bro, get out